#ALTAR BOYZ

[tradicatho]

Sunday morning: boys serve traditional Mass

[altaruwusmolboiz]

Been way too long since I posted about them

[estellefrostwind]

Okay listen guys...... The Altar Boyz are in a polyamorous relationship. Just trust me.

[butaimatome]

ミュージカル「ALTAR BOYZ 2023」2023年版登場！GOLD・SPARKチームと次世代チームSAPPHIREが華麗に競演！

ミュージカル「ALTAR BOYZ 2023」 ミュージカル　「ALTAR BOYZ 2023」 ■＜概要＞「ALTAR BOYZ」はオフ・ブロードウェイ・ミュージカルの決定打。 2004年、ニューヨークの47丁目劇場(Puerto Rican Traveling Theater)にて初演。 2008年からDodger Stagesにて通算2000回以上の上演記録を誇る。 全米ツアー、シカゴ、韓国、ハンガリー、フィンランド、オーストラリア、カナダ、フィリピンなど、世界各地で上演。 ライブ感満載のこのミュージカルは日本でも2009年以来、キャストと組み合わせを変えながら再演を重ね、大勢の熱いファンを生んできた。 「ALTAR BOYZ」8回目の上演が決定！【Team GOLD】【Team SPARK】、そして新たに編成された【Team…

[deep-down-in-drowsy-town]

Out of curiosity… let’s experiment on tumblr’s theater kid demographics.

[bewareofitalics]

On to the Grease live shows! The Dannys and Sandys all get nicknames. I shall record them here:

Wholesome Danny

Hot Danny (who annoyed me back in 2007 and still does)

Baby Sandy

Serious Sandy (Kate Rockwell, who's gone on to have a nice career)

Emotional Sandy (brought back after not originally making the final twelve)

Second Chance Danny (ditto - Billy Bush, who's hosting along with Denise Van Outen, joked about calling him "Man-Tears Danny" but decided "that's not cool") (gee Billy, are there perhaps some other things you were involved with in the mid-2000s that weren't cool?)

Boy Band Danny (who had been a replacement Matthew in Altar Boyz Off-Broadway, why is Hot Danny acting like he's the only one with experience :P)

Slacker Danny (Max Crumm)

Small Town Sandy (Laura Osnes)

Spiritual Sandy (Kathleen Monteleone, who I just looked up because I remembered seeing her in Hands on a Hardbody but didn't think I'd heard much about her since, and apparently she made a film based on her experience as a reality show loser. There's a video of the Sandys and Dannys reuniting on Zoom to talk about it, ooooo)

Bellhop Danny

Ambitious Danny (another Matthew-in-Altar Boyz replacement, hah)

Rock Chick Sandy (the aforementioned Juliana Hansen)

Ballerina Sandy (Ashley Spencer, perhaps best known for being married to Jeremy Jordan)

Looks like overall, the Sandys went on to have better careers than the Dannys. Or I just care less about the boys, either one. Anyway, they're also color-coded, but they get real loose with shades in the individual song costumes.

Second Chance Danny and Emotional Sandy immediately proved why they hadn't been picked in the first place, oof. I think the judges just really wanted their voices to live up to their looks. (I looked them up and they both ended up doing some professional acting, good for them!)

Kathleen Marshall criticized Boy Band Danny for seeming too contemporary and not '50s enough. You gave him a song from *checks Google* 1987 ("Faith" by George Michael)! And none of the others have seemed particularly '50s either!

The judges are all asked to pick their top Danny and Sandy of the night. David Ian picks Wholesome Danny, even though earlier he'd said that if he had to cast it right then, he'd pick Ambitious Danny. And his Sandy is Ashley Spencer. Kathleen Marshall picks Hot Danny and Baby Sandy, Jim Jacobs picks Ambitious Danny and Kate Rockwell, and guest judge Olivia Newton-John abstains (courteously).

Oh man, I forgot that they didn't have results shows and instead left the results for the next week. That must've been so frustrating for the cast.

[vogueofwands]

How Are They Feeling About You Right Now? [Pick A Card]

Group 1

Song: On Bended Knee by Boyz II Men

Your person has finally reached that point in their life that we all hope to one day reach, self-fulfillment. They are genuinely happy with themselves. However, they realize that you are their person. They want you by their side. They don't need you but gosh darn it they want you. They may have been self-absorbed in the past and they realize that they messed up. They want you back and are willing to beg if they have to.

Group 2

Song: No Signal by Muni Long

Your person thinks you two may be breaking up.... "Are we breaking up? maybe this is just a fight..." They want to have break-up sex. If this is the end they want to go out with a bang with you, and if it's just a fight what better way to make up than a hot session in the sheets. If you haven't had sex and aren't planning to this is them wanting to have a romantic date before you break it off for good. Either it will be a great way to say goodbye, or it will reignite the spark.

Group 3

Song: Mad Out by Valiant

This person is distrustful of the feminine in the relationship. If you're a masculine reading this then your person is distrustful of you and thinks there may be a 3rd party interfering in this relationship. They want to set a firm boundary, or even give an ultimatum. There may be a lot of fighting that comes up soon. Your person is hoping you're the one, they just think you guys have to fight through this storm against each other to get to the altar. Yes, this person sees wedding bells already when it comes to you. But there are just some things that are dealbreakers that they feel need to be cleared ASAP.

[bobbybutterfly]

I finished Aries’s redesign. What’s that about the name of the franchise being Zodiac Girlz? Oh. You just remembered it wrong. It was always Zodiac Girlz PLUS Boyz. Yeah. No need to fact check me…

I in Aries’s bio on the website it’s mentioned that she loves to argue. Which made me think she could be a part of the debate club. Which made me think of Ben Shapiro. Legendary big brain guy. I already gender bent Cancer so I was like why not also Aries.

Aries is five foot (152 cm) in height with a horrible case of short guy syndrome. Probably not helped by the fact that his 3 younger brothers are at least a head taller than him. He is 17 years old (his youngest brother is 12 LOL) and would like everyone to know he’s an ATHEIST!!! That crab on his T-shirt. NOT A CRAB! It’s The Flying Spaghetti Monster from Pastafarianism. It’s a real life parody religion. If you have any questions don’t mention them to Aries. He will monologue at you for days.

He likes to go to parties and stand in the hall. Preferably by the toilet. He picks arguments with anyone who walks past about religion. All the while holding a red plastic cup full of some disgusting alcoholic mixture he never actually drinks. He’s supposed to be a comic relief character if you didn’t notice.

He was prematurely born. No one thought he would live but his Mexican catholic parents prayed. And he did get better. By the time he was 3 he was like any other kid. Except smaller. Until he was 14 he took being catholic very seriously. Every Sunday he would be an altar servant. That was until he stumbled across some atheist forums. He lost his faith quickly. Wanting to be the correct one in every argument. His parents did not appreciate this change. Saying to him that if it wasn’t for god he would be dead.

He feels guilty for not being a chistian anymore. He’s also afraid of god’s anger for bad mouthing him. It pushes him more into atheism because if god doesn’t exist then he can’t hurt him.

Well. That took a depressing turn. It’s based off my own religious trauma as an ex catholic. Comment if you can relate LOL.

As time goes by he gets more and more nervous from arguing. To the point that he starts having panic attacks. He thinks that he’s dying. The doctor recommends him a therapist. The therapist manages to convince his parents to stop taking him to church and makes him stop going on the forums. Instead he gets a new hobby. Making shoes.

His superpower is super speed. The only thing stopping him from running up walls of skyscrapers are his shoes. They always break and then he runs (pun intended) the risk of hurting his feet. At first his home made shoes were worse than his basic off brand sneakers. But with the help of the scientist of the group Aquarius his shoes became way better. Eventually he wants to make a shoe brand with Cancer and Aquarius. Cancer is his best friend. Probably because he’s quiet and a yes man. He also sometimes decorates Aries’s shoes with Plains Cree inspired beadwork.

That’s it for Aries. I hope you don’t mind that it’s so long. Oh! Also he unlocked his superpower by getting in an argument with the wrong people and having to run as fast as he could from that.

[intosnarkness]

Hot take Thursday: Six is Altar Boyz for grrrrrlpower

[arsenalgbt]

ello i’m back with another random thought for you and our lovely anon!!! i was just wondering… what was deckai’s first real kiss like? and i’m not talking about the kiss at the altar (in my mind they wouldn’t have kissed before then, and it would’ve been the quickest of pecks). i can also imagine them giving each other pecks on the cheek or kisses in the public at the start of their marriage to keep up that front, but they would rarely do that when there’s no one around… what do you guys think their first emotionally charged kiss was like? were they horny out of their heads or did something emotional happened which kinda prompted it??

ello ello ello our lovely anon is KT anon now cuz their bias is KT our angry Scottish lad!!

my version; nahhhhhh they actually 'kissed' once before the altar, and that's all I can tell u otherwise---wait for it---I'm gonna spoil something LMAO

to keep up that front of a happy marriage, it's kinda funny to Declan cuz they didn't need to advertise it by some cheek pecks, oh nooooooo. it came naturally for him to read kai's expressions, eyes (remember what Mikel said about kai's very honest eyes?)---that he could cater to kai's needs at whatever setting they were in (charity gala, business dinner, Sunday roast with we dem Boyz etc).

kai, gradually, began to warm up to Declan as well! of course, he's being treated like a prince lol~ he listened and stored informations about Declan; Declan's favourite brownie bites from Waitrose, Declan and his contact lenses and glasses, Declan's mates Leo who has three young kids, KT who is Leo's husband, ben who just had a baby boy and often asks about kai's jacket or trousers or perfume. ya feel me????

first emotionally charged kiss tho; good question cuz I dunno!!!! I think it's the H word ngl :D they actually fuck A LOT once they did it for the first time (pls refer to KT anon's ask about their first time lol cuz I'm gonna write it like that)

[bestmusicalworldcup]

I know I JUST wrote in, but your blog has been my major obsession today. :D What do you think of spotlighting a different musical each day? Or maybe someone should start a proper blog just for that... I've been spending the day thinking about all my old(er), obscure(r) favorites, and now I want to rhapsodize at length about Frog and Toad, or Altar Boyz, or Elaine Stritch at Liberty, or Zanna Don't, or or or.... Anyway, this is proving a lot of fun and even educational, thank you for running the tournament! (Even if some people are obviously making some very WRONG choices :P )

A blog that spotlights different musicals would be very fun! This blog will primarily remain focused on the polls, but if there is any musical you or anyone else wants spotlighted, send me some propaganda and I will give my thoughts!

[altaruwusmolboiz]

If the song from the musical is the third to last you know it eats

[estellefrostwind]

I've been listening to The Altar Boyz since I was little bc my family friend is the sister of one of the writers and so whenever we went camping, she would bring her waffle makers and we would have waffles and listen to The Altar Boyz on sundays. I miss being little because there was such a simple wonder in sitting around a picnic table while listening to a wonderful musical and being surrounded by people who care about you.

I am also posting this just so maybe more people can learn abt this amazing musical. Just be warned if you have religious trauma, though, because Number 918 is very fear-mongery.

[cakemoney]

hang on i realized that ever since i started going on twitter for kpop i haven’t really been talking about stuff on here. has everyone seen this clip of sanha’s musical altar boyz. because you absolutely have to i beg you

[butaimatome]

ミュージカル「ALTAR BOYZ 2023」2023年版登場！GOLD・SPARKチームと次世代チームSAPPHIREが華麗に競演！

ミュージカル「ALTAR BOYZ 2023」 ミュージカル　「ALTAR BOYZ 2023」 ■＜概要＞「ALTAR BOYZ」はオフ・ブロードウェイ・ミュージカルの決定打。 2004年、ニューヨークの47丁目劇場(Puerto Rican Traveling Theater)にて初演。 2008年からDodger Stagesにて通算2000回以上の上演記録を誇る。 全米ツアー、シカゴ、韓国、ハンガリー、フィンランド、オーストラリア、カナダ、フィリピンなど、世界各地で上演。 ライブ感満載のこのミュージカルは日本でも2009年以来、キャストと組み合わせを変えながら再演を重ね、大勢の熱いファンを生んできた。 「ALTAR BOYZ」8回目の上演が決定！【Team GOLD】【Team SPARK】、そして新たに編成された【Team…

[nancyboy1997]

have u ever heard epiphany from altar boyz. because its abt murdoch. jesus himself told me

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