one of the weirdest things about being me is that i have done nothing meaningful with my time on earth and have no real social life, and yet I'm like two degrees of bacon away from various world-famous celebrities.
For example, when i was a kid i was part of my mum's unassuming, everyday, north-london church community, and it was mostly through that community that I had friends. My closest friend, well, his dad was a music journalist. A pretty high-tier one, the kind of person who interviews legendary bands and gives out backstage passes like candy (for the record this was not something I could take advantage of, being too autistic to know how music worked and to afraid to leave the house). He ended up close friends with some of the people he interviewed, by being broadly nice and vaguely charming, and some of them would come hang out with him sometimes. This was all long ago, and he's long retired, anyway.
In the year of our lord 2023, I asked my mum 'so how is Martin? I heard he finished training to become a priest.' and got told 'Oh, he's on tour with U2', which is like, already a wild thing to hear as a penniless, disabled, isolated, queer waste of space who can't even leave the house. But worse, it precipitated an existential meltdown as I realized OH. that guy in the weird orange glasses who used to show up to the post-service coffee sometimes, THAT was fucking BONO.
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do you remember when emoji ratings was a thing!!! that was a great meme & we should bring it back. but you specifically should rate all the cow emojis. if you want :)
absolutely.
APPLE
super cute!!!! got the roundness in da front, square butt, perfect. luvly. would be cuter if it was stylized tho. 8/10
ANDROID
VERY CUUUUTTEEEEE LOVELY!!! i preferred the old one tho :(( (right) 9/10
SAMSUNG
the cartoony smiley face looks strange to me .. 6/10
MICROSOFT
SOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEE SO CUUUTEEEEEEEE this is so good!!!!! perfect!!!!!!!!! big nose empty eyes. perfect. cow. 10/10
WHATSAPP
hm
TWITTER
kinda cute! dont really know what the face shape is supposed to be like ... uhhh . its okay! 4/10
FACEBOOK
you had a perfectly good brown cow why did you . why did you get rid of her. bring hehr back. like this is fine but the sideways body and front on face is kinda jarring ig 4/10
OPENMOJI
A BEAUTIFUL BELTED COW!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! HOW CREATIVE! THATS WONDERFUL THAT A NON-FRESIAN WAS USED FOR THE COW EMOJI THATS LOVELY<3333 10/10
HUWAWEI
heheheehehehe she looks like a chihuahua 6/10
LG
horse without a neck/10
SKYPE
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEE CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEE this cow is excited about something!!!!!!!!!! this cows about to run up to u and try to lick ur face 8/10
ICONS8
she looks like shes wearing slippers....... aouuu floopy brisket. round nose.. how lovely. 9/10
MESSENGER
what a lovely girl!!! oh my gosh!!!! and a lovely brown cow too!!!!!!!! not a thought behind those eyes. i lve her. the anatomy is a little strange but i forgive thiem 7/10
PLAYSTATION
sHES SO FUCKIGN SMLA ORINGTOFDIEKFRGTRFEDLWKSNDFGFOTEFRIDWNSLKDCFVGTREFOWSXDC 10/10
HTC
a very pretty approximation of a cow!!!! with suuuuuuuper sharp horns!!!!!!!!!!! woawh!!!! a fearsome creature! 7/10
JOY PIXELS / TOSS FACE / EMOJIDEX
theyre okay. bye
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why am i just now finding out about thisisnotawebsitedotcom i feel a little stupid.. then again i dont have the Book of Bill so maybe im lucky to know about it ???
#rocket talk #gravity falls #miss this show. anyway twink cipher fuckign jumpscared me
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Why Flatland counts as an object show: an essay
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Why Flatland does NOT count as an object show: a rebuttal
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why flatland isnt an object show: its a book + movie you assholes
#this argument is fucking stupid its just flatland
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🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020 asked:
Im going to tear apart your circuitboard until its broken irreparably
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lol ok have fun w that 👍
also do u know any recipes for roasted pumpkin seeds the internets failing me rn and im cooking a big dinner for me and my bf
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Oh yeah sure https://www.jessicagavin.com/how-to-roast-pumpkin-seeds/#wprm-recipe-container-35845
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Wait why am I telling you this go die I hate you
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thx for the help!
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Date of origin: November 3rd, 2021
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~~Welcome to MePhoneX deletes your favs!!~~
I'm mod Xav (the only mod rn - -"), here to cause trauma to your favorite characters :)! PLEASE keep in mind that submissions will take a while to get to, because I have to photoshop out the limbs + background or even completely recreate someone's object if they're transparent!
The background flag is in the header and the X (recreated from an image of MePhoneX) I overlay on top is the profile picture if you want to make your own :) just @ this blog and I'll reblog it!
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RULES ABOUT SUBMISSIONS:
NO INANIMATE INSANITY CONTESTANTS. I would like to avoid Apollo's Dodgeball thanks (plus it's insensitive)
No algebralien or algebralien-adjacent characters! I love those guys too I get it but I honestly don't have a good method of 'deleting' them planned. Feel free to do it on your own time though!
If someone asks me to take down a submission with them in it I will do it without questions. This is for a variety of reasons, but I think you get it.
Alright, that's it! Have fun :)
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has anyone else wondered why this spaghetti code webbed site can connect across DIFFERENT UNIVERSES??? or is that just me
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follow for the same picture of my crab every day!!!!! look at him :D
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greeny how does it feel to be technically a higher being than most other people on the site
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sir this is a wendys
#i didnt order an existential crisis today :(
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todays liveblog!! B)
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knife and suitcase made it to the finale!! hell yeah so proud of them
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balloons talk with suitcase didnt go so well :/ i hope they can get some alone time without anyone else so they can like talk properly next time
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mepad???
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oh i think the finale challenge is happening
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baseball looks worried but lightbulb's brushing him off :|
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ojs backing away from paper??? wh
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WHJDT THE FUCK
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WAIT I HAVENT SEEN SOAP IN A WHILE WHERE IS SHE???
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OH GOD
#mics ramblings #SOAP???!??
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evil woman are so hot <3 i will do whatever you want queen
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Awwww, this means a lot to me, anon! Could you find Film Reel for me and doxx him? That would be really helpful <3
#He's been evading me #It's really annoying #Hard to take over the world when I have to worry about him 🙄
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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SENT ASKS ABOUT PREGNANCY?!
#I'M GOING TO QUIT TUMBLR AT THIS RATE.
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if this fuckass hand keeps showing up at the edge of my vision i'm going to hit something
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#maybe hes in love with you
what the hell is wrong with you.
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