#ANON HOW COULD U DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE

[theloveinc]

tw: prostitution probs

OMG I know your shinsou drabble about him faking being your pimp for an undercover mission was like a little long ago, but it changed my atoms molecular structure

Like maybe you both are discussing what you've discovered that night on the couch you're sharing with the criminal and you hear somebody coming and than you gotta act like you're having... YKNOW??? 😫

Like maybe you noticed it first so then you like throw yourself on top of shinsou, fake moaning that sounds real, bouncing a little on top of him so the couch creeks a little to really sell it and it takes a little for shinsou to catch on but he's a mess because you sound real 😣😣😣

And from the criminal's POV, it's dark so he can't see your clothes that are on and is like well don't like me interrupt you before he heads back to whatever he came from 🤭

(link to ref. post here!)

SFAJKSDHJKAFDSHK it only takes him about five seconds to get the gist of the scene but... those five seconds change his entire perspective on the both of you, don't you think??

Because I think for the first few moments when he thinks it's real... he forms an entire confession in his head that's ready to spill from his lips just as fast, going hot where your hands splay on his chest, his cock jumping in his jeans when he tries to say your name. Even the hands he immediately puts on your hips to help guide you are genuine, not just to make the whole thing look... less pretend.

But then your eyes are shooting back down to his face and they're not filled with love or lust, they're filled with panic in waiting for him to play along....... and the whole moment he was able to build up comes crashing down, forcing him to realize exactly how he feels about you and....... how doomed your situation is, if you're gonna have to physically, now, keep up the charade rather than just label it.

(Especially because he's supposed to be the one in charge, the pimp, and it kinda makes him want to vomit thinking about treating you like something he owns, and yet he still has to pull himself together enough so that the criminal doesn't get suspicious if he actually acts like he loves you..............)

Then they're gone and you're all relieved (still sitting on his crotch) and now he has an entirely NEW problem that has to be faced (gasp, his feelings!!), and that's aside from the chub he's praying to god you can't feel.

Good. Grief.

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

A (slightly angsty) domestic zukka hc I’ve been thinking abt a lot: I think Zuko would have a sort of knee-jerk flinching reaction when anybody touches his scar (with katara he looks like he’s bracing himself and with mai his whole upper body is sort of being held in place by her) (which i definitely think mai did on purpose to make him feel more comfortable but anyways) I think Sokka would after the first time figure out Zuko flinches hard even when he sees it coming and he’s The Plan Guy so I think he would secretly experiment and find out Zuko doesn’t flinch when sokka drags his hand from a different part of him (like his hair) onto his face. So he just starts doing that and it takes Zuko a stupid long amount of time to realize “hey Sokka touches my face a lot and it doesn’t suck. I wonder why🤨” until one day he figures it out like Sokka you sneaky shit you were nice to me and I didn’t notice

Bc the whole “zuko lets Sokka touch his scar bc he trusts him and he’s super normal abt it” is nice but it doesn’t feel realistic? You can trust someone a whole lot and still have instinctive trauma reactions. I think it’s much sweeter if Sokka notices and figures out a way to make it better without being asked.

Oh….. I’m….. this is a nice one 👍🏼

[tmntxthings]

Hi! This is my first time requesting something sorry if any of this sounds weird rjxhdvdhahsuwj

I really liked your donnie fic 'Practice' can I request a leo version please? 👀👉👈

Exercise :3

author’s note: :D your first time requesting and it’s to meeee?! I’m flattered and you sounded totally perfect, here you go dear anon~ hope you enjoy

warnings: established relationship, fluff, cursing, make out session, unedited (it’s rllly late like 1:30 am late, pls forgive grammar mistakes)

> donnie’s < > raph’s < > mikey’s <

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‘ So are you down? ‘ -Leon 💙

‘ I don’t know… ‘ -Y/n ✨

‘ Scared of a little exercising?? C’monnn pleaseeee, I promise the lair will be empty, just us ;) ‘ -Leon 💙

‘ you’re such a dork! exercising?! lolllll ‘ -Y/n ✨

‘ yeah, exercising our lips ;333 ‘ -Leon 💙

‘ …im coming, can’t we just say kissing? ‘ -Y/n ✨

‘ NO, it’s exercising, and that’s final! kissing is for losers ‘ -Leon 💙

‘ Hello???? Are u on ur way?? ‘ -Leon 💙

‘ :( Y/nnnnnnn answerrrrr meeeeeee ‘ Leon 💙

Leo huffed as he let his phone rest on his upper plastron. You did say you were coming so maybe you were already on your way? Though he could’ve just portaled you here, that would’ve been way faster, and he wouldn’t be in his head with worry right now. He licked his lips, and then rolled out of bed. The rest of his family was out at a comic con he opted out of going, he had this idea in his head for a while now. The next time his brothers had plans he was going to invite you over, and well… kiss you. A lot.

The two of you hadn’t really gotten to do so lately. Every moment ruined by one of his brothers suddenly appearing right as he worked up the nerve to lean in close to you. He groaned to himself as he remembered. Leo walked pass the projector room, seeing that even Splinter was probably tucked away in his room. Perfect! Maybe he could set the mood, put on a movie for it to be a bit more natural than just dragging you to his room. Yeah, that didn’t seem obvious. Even though he had already told you exactly what he wanted to do, he still didn’t want it to be forced.

He was scrolling through the movie selections on Netflix when he heard you approaching. You liked the play music on your phone as you descended the long ladder that led to the sewers, listening to the sound echo off the walls. Leo scrambled up from his Pops recliner. Rushing to greet you. You were looking down at your phone as you entered the lair, turning off the music. “Ahem!” Leo cleared his throat for your attention. (He did that because you told him many times before that he was too quiet when entering a room! Often scaring the daylights out of you since he was so silent.) You looked up immediately giving him a bright smile.

“Hey,” you said softly and he quickly scooped you up into his arms. Giving you a twirling hug before placing you back on your feet, whispering back a “Hi” in your ear. “So, we exercising or what?” You waggled your brows at him and he snickered, liking how eager you were. “Duh, though I thought maybe a movie-“ Leo was cut off by the sound of your laughter as you shook your head. “Chickening out already?” You teased and he felt his cheeks burn. “What? No! I just thought it would be.. I don’t know!” He spoke quickly and grabbed your hand, dragging you along to the projector room, grumbling about how he should’ve just carried you to his room.

“Alright alright, no need to wallow, what movie were you thinking of!” You squeezed his hand, as he finally let go to grab the remote again. Scrolling faster now to hurriedly just find something decent and chuck the remote away. The screen was moving so fast that you were giggling again, thinking his sudden enthusiasm very cute. “You laughing at me?” He asked, raising a brow bone. “You’re just too cute,” you said jokingly. “I’ll show you cute!” Leo grumbled, giving up on finding a good one and just selecting whatever the remote was hovering over. “Really?! A animal documentary??” You exasperated, paying more attention to the choice you thought he had made and not at the devious look in his eyes.

“It’s informational! And maybe it’ll give you a few tips on turtles,” he winked. But you missed it completely, trying to point out that this show was obviously titled, “Meerkats in the Wild,” and how it couldn’t possibly be about turtles or any other animal for that matter! Leo took advantage of this distraction to sidle up right next to you. One hand stroking your arm for your attention. You looked over, and your eyes widened as he quickly darted forward pressing a kiss to the corner of your lips. You blinked as he leaned back, looking up at the tv screen like he hadn’t just kissed you. A smirking smile gracing his face as he felt your stare. Two could play at that game. You moved your knees underneath you, sitting on them to give you a little more height that would allow you to press a kiss on the side of his head, on his bandana specifically. It was feather light, and as he turned his face at the feeling, you pressed another kiss on him, this time on his forehead. “Mmm,” he muttered lowly, calling attention to his pursed lips that were awaiting the same treatment.

Your hands went up, cupping his cheeks as you couldn’t help your smile, thinking to yourself, adorable, as you did exactly what he wanted. But it was the same soft touch. Barely a touch at all and it had Leo groaning, “Such a tease.” You giggled, “wanna show me how it’s done then?” You were challenging him, goading him. And it totally worked as he bit down on his lower lip, thinking of how much he wanted to show you exactly. But he blew out a breath and grinned, “now remember you asked for it baby.” His hands came up to where you were still holding his face, pulling them down and placing them on his shoulders. He wasted no time in grabbing your hips next, wanting you closer, as he pulled you into his lap. You squealed at the sudden change, of course he was going to make the most out of your challenge.

His lips came crashing down on yours once he had you right where he wanted you. A hand grazing up your back and going into your soft hair. He was like a whirlwind, doing too much all at once and overwhelming all of your senses. His other hand held your hip, keeping you steady, his teeth occasionally nipping at your lips, but mainly he was kissing you like his life depended on it. That was Leo for you, when it came to a challenge that he wanted to win, he’d do anything. And he was doing a lot. You tapped his shoulders, trying to pull back for air but his hand in your hair kept you from moving backwards. You gasped in his mouth, as he finally drew back a couple of centimeters. “Breathless already?” He teased, kissing your cheeks as you continue to breath in sweet oxygen. “Who’s the tease now,” you retorted and he chuckled against your skin, moving his lips lower to your neck and pressing a firm kiss to where your heart beat fluttered.

“Nervous love?” He questioned as his face came back up, looking into your eyes, his own dancing with amusement. He definitely thought he won. Your eyes narrowed, not one to back down either, and he was excited at the prospects of what you would do. He leaned back, shell hitting the back of the couch. “No no, just had to catch my breath is all,” you clarified. The smile he gave you, so utterly handsome, should’ve been illegal. You couldn’t wait to wipe that smug smile off of his lips, you much rather it when he was the one flustered. So with that in mind, one hand left his shoulder, your index finger slowly tracing the lines of his upper plastron. Your eyes never left his, and you could tell he was already trying to keep still. To not twitch underneath you and show how much you affected him just by that touch alone.

When suddenly, loud laughter could be heard from the entrance of the lair and you all but flung yourself to the other side of the couch at the sudden intrusion. “You’ve gotta be shitting me,” Leo growled as Mikey ran into the projector room just seconds later. “Leo Leo Leo!!!” He sang happily not seeing the way one of the blue turtle’s eyes twitched. “Yeah Mikey?” He sighed, and ‘oomphed’ as his little brother dove onto him, then shoved a dvd in his face. “Guess who got another limited edition movie to add to the collection!!! It’s Jupiter Jim!!” He squeaked happily! Leo plastered on a fake smile, “oh wow!” He said trying to appease his little brother while stuffing down his feelings of disappointment. His mind was anywhere but Jupiter Jim movies. No he was replaying the way your eyes shifted into one of seduction as you became more than confident in his lap. His eyes met yours, his irises crackling with desire, he wanted those lips again.

You just winked at him and then turned back to Raph and Donnie who were explaining in great detail about the things they bought at comic con. Leo held back a groan. As Mikey declared they all had to watch the new movie right now. His plan to escape with you into his room, thoroughly thwarted. He wanted to throw a temper tantrum. There was no way his brothers hadn’t done this on purpose. They always seemed to interrupt at the best parts! Just when things were getting interesting. Needless to say, Leo sulked the entire movie. Only putting a smile on his face when Mikey would turn looking for his older brother’s reaction to the movie. Leo couldn’t say he paid much attention to it either. Though he would steal glances at you. Of course, Raph had sat between the two of you. They totally did it on purpose, Leo surmised. Bunch of exercise blockers, that’s what they were!

Halfway through the movie, Leo leaned all the way back into the couch cushions. Hoping he would just get swallowed up at this point. When his eyes turned your way, he hadn’t been expecting you to already be staring at him. His green cheeks turned a shade darker. It didn’t help that you were biting your own lip, Pizza Supreme in the sky, you were such a tease! And then he suddenly understood. You were doing this purposefully! And when it clicked, it must’ve been written all over his face because your lips broke out into a mischievous smile. His eyes narrowed playfully, oh just you wait! One of these days the lair will be empty for more than 30 minutes (they were definitely gone for more than that Leo!) and I’ll show you who’s the real tease around here!

[officialtayley]

oh the layers of the its happeningate, so it's not what you (ash) think it was, it's something else, so now we have TWO things yall are not telling us, i get why dw, but it's making me feel like one of those kids at the playground who gets excluded by other kids (insert dramatic effect here)

also, weird that the it's happening anon know what you were implying when u said u think u know what they were referring to, u know? so they know about that as well?

all this is very "they don't know that we know they know we know", im cackling over here

even though im still curious (i bet everyone reading this blog is as well), this blog is pure solid entertainment 👌

anyway, not really an ask, have a nice day!

my thing is just more i don't wanna be the source of it spreading 😭 it could get spread a number of diff ways and if it does then we can talk about it cause then it's not me who started it ajwjsjsjsjs

but if their thing is not my thing then idk wtf they yapping about. like how do they know the thing i know is not the thing they know? very odd...... anyway part of me thinks they r making it up

but gosh i am the owner of this blog and the one who gets sent the asks and stuff like at least tell meeeeeee

my blog is really Something sometimes 😭

[nobodies-png]

Christmas anon here! aw yeah, time to be Very Merry. Could I please see some hcs about modern (i love the fact that you're open to modern asks, btw!) roxas, vanitas, and kairi skyping their s/o (who traveled to see family) on christmas morning? maybe each opening a gift the other gave them, even though there far away from each other (this idea got away from me yikes) thank you so much, merry christmas!!

hell yEAH for this christmas spirit ! Modern AU isn’t the only thing I can do so feel free to just go w i l d with these AUs 

I had so much fun writing this ? ? ? w o a h

Roxas : 

Roxas would be a little bit late to the Skype session because he’s just. Horrible with timezones and he might’ve overslept a bit - cough. He’d probably stay in his bed as a blanket burrito while Skyping. After apologizing for over a thousand times, he’d make some polite small talk : asking how are you, if you had breakfast or lunch yet, what were you up to… Anything to avoid letting his excitement show. The boy tries so hard to be seen as mature and cool around you, it’s adorable.

His façade drops as soon as you wave around the little gift he got you for Christmas, which managed to arrive just in time, safe and sound ! Roxas would immediately get defensive and explain that he’s just horrible at picking things for others. Like he’s managed to convince himself that you’re gonna hate his gift and he’s just unable to stop rambling now. Okay, tiger, calm down.

You’re just gonna have to shush him and open the package so he can stop whining. Surprise ! It’s that one Moai Tissue Box (from the 358/2 manga, yes - for the love of god read it) ! Roxas would go on and explain that Xion and Axel helped him get all the winner ice cream sticks to get this for you - and he would bury his head in the pillows, groaning while you just laugh your ass off. But there’s no malice in your voice, the fact that he actually worked hard to get you this funny gift is just so precious. 

Under that there would be a heartfelt letter for you, extremely fucking corny and cheesy - with a thousand other cute things blurred out - about how grateful he is to have you in his life and that he hopes you stay forever ! But he’d beg you to read that once you two stop Skyping just so he doesn’t die from embarrassment. 

He’d be a bit pouty while opening your gift, not gonna lie. Maybe stick his tongue out at you once in a while. But he’s lowkey excited to know what’s inside - no matter what you end up giving him, he’s gonna love it and cherish it. The tackiest, ugliest sweater in existence ? No problem, he’ll wear that shit even past February. 

Vanitas : 

This guy is shitty enough to be late for the Skyping session on purpose, just so he can pull the “AW DID YOU MISS MEEEEEEE ?” stunt on you. Truth be told, he’s just horrible with electronics and couldn’t figure out how Skype works. Password ? What the fuck was his password ? ? But he’ll obviously never tell you about that so - heEEY DID YOU MISS HIM ? Wait. What do you mean yes. Oh no. Genuine love and signs of affection, his w e a k n e s s. Please, stop before you melt his dark persona away.

He’d sulk and get flustered, but he’d hide that pretty well by getting a head start in opening the gift you got fro him. Vanitas would be all smug, saying shit like “I’m surprised I got a gift, considering i’m always on Santa’s naughty list” and other things that will just make you facepalm to hell and back. You’d be begging for him to shut up and open the box already. 

And oh b o y, his expression would be priceless. You just see a rush of emotions cross his face : from shocked, to happy, to flattered, to maybe a bit of fear, biting his lip before finally setting on b i t t e r. The gift is probably something so meaningful and wholesome that Vanitas would need a few moments to process what the fuck is happening in his brain. Before you can even ask what’s wrong, he’s already pouring his heart out and explaning that he’s just so happy that you got him something so nice. Sad because he probably thinks he doesn’t deserve you and bitter because, well. He got you a stupid gift as a joke. 

You’re probably gonna tear up at his confession. He’s definitely gonna tear up. Everyone’s tearing up at this point. You’re used to Vanitas’ complex personality, but seeing him so vulnerable and open is truly a Christmas miracle. You two spend the next few hours comforting each other and sharing sweet nothings. Until you remember that you still have a gift to open ! 

Vanitas is probably back to his mean self, begging you to just throw that shit away. But it’s too late, pandora’s box has been o p e n e d. And surprise ! It’s a dumb plushie of a Moogle wearing a Christmas sweater that says “Youre Santa’s favorite Ho Ho Hoe !” and some mistletoe on it’s groin. You can decide Vanitas’ punishment and fate for this.

Kairi : 

First of all. Kairi doesn’t use Skype, she uses Discord cause she’s not a p e a s a n t - okay, jokes aside, she’s definitely gonna be ready hours before you are, looking hella cute in her Christmas outfit. You’ll wake up to a couple of sweet good morning texts from her, as well as gentle reminders to take your time and have a decent breakfast before getting on a call with her. Reading those always gives you some b u t t e r f l i e s in your stomach.

Unlike Roxas, Kairi cannot control her excitement and as soon as she sees you, she’ll clap excitedly and bounce on her bed, r e a d y to open the gifts. Of course, she’ll remember her manners and make some small talk first. She wants to know everything ! Are you eating well ? How’s your family doing ? Speaking of family, she’s so popular among yours that you can expect your relatives popping up occasionally to greet her. And because she celebrates Christmas with Riku and Sora, those two would also pop up to greet you too - before being kicked out by Kairi herself.

After catching up, she’d insist on opening the gifts at the same time. Kairi has a thing for matching accesories or clothes with her loved ones. So if she hasn’t given you a cute wayfinder charm to match hers, then you can expect one inside the box - resting on top of a thousand other gifts. How she managed to fit all of this inside is a complete mystery. 

Kairi always gets carried away when shopping things for her friends because she just sees so many things that they all could like ! So she just. Gets them all. There’s a pair of mittens, a few little trinkets you wanted and some plastic mistletoe with a note attached, it reads “You owe me a kiss when you get back !”. You’ll definitely feel that your gift for her is nothing compared to this, but you’ll feel so much better once you see the way her face lights up while hugging your gift to her chest.

You two would have so much fun just talking for hours, already planning the things you two can to do once you go back. Riku and Sora would probably tag along the call after a while cause they also miss having you around !