#AWESOME TATTOOS

[theinquisitxor]

Researcher and doctorate @NoraEpstein on Twitter just posted a video of the new tattoo she got commemorating her PhD.

And… she footnoted the artwork, with a literal footnote 😂 I love this so much

[hypnotic-kink]

Thank you for following me 💋😘 You’re the best! First video ever 🙈 Part 1 of 3 jean shorts :)

Do not steal my pics or video marked with #me please n do not post to other platforms... thank you

[cureofthenonesense]

It just kills me how he thought he was being discreet.

[katerinaaqu]

Now Odysseus getting inked is one of my most random and in a way cute headcannons ever! 😆

Like:

Agamemnon: Hey, Menelaus. Where is Odysseus? Cannot find him anywhere

Menalaus: Probably by the ships. It was resupply day today.

Agamemnon: But that was hours ago. What on earth is he doing?

Menelaus: Yeah you are probably right let's go and check it out

*They find Odysseus on the beach sitting on a rock while a Scythian probably covered in tattoos of his people is tattooing his upper arm*

Agamemnon: Odysseus, what in the gods' names are you doing?

Odysseus: Oh, can't you see? I am getting a tattoo from this man. He is very good actually.

Agamemnon: Seriously?! We are at war and this is a military camp!

Odysseus: Don't worry, he's cool. I checked.

Menelaus: But weren't you wounded a couple of days ago? Surely shouldn't you be taking it easy? I know they call you "equal to gods" but you ain't immortal

Odysseus: No worries. I am accustomed to pain. This is nothing.

Agamemnon: Even so! That is not a king's behavior. What is wrong with you?!

Odysseus: Why not? Besides look!

*shows his half-done olive branch tattoo*

Odysseus: Olive for my homeland, flowers for my wife and the bittersweet fruit is my dear Telemachus. I want my family with me. I might die tomorrow and my body will not be buried to my land. I want my family with me to the funeral pyre...

Menelaus: *sniffing loudly* You know, brother, you have to admit that is the most fucking adorable thing ever!

Agamemnon: Humph! Whatever! *turns around to hide a manly tear*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even better imagine the funny and adorable interaction with Penelope! Hahahahaha like:

Penelope: *sees the tat when she prepares Odysseus for bed* Darling...what is this exactly?

Odysseus: *innocently looking for he had forgotten he had it* Oh, this? I got it at war...

Penelope: But but...this isn't exactly the most...noble behavior isn't it?

Odysseus: Well...it wasn't very "noble" where I was, Penelope but still look here...

*touching the branch*

Odysseus: Olive branch for our homeland...our bed and palace...

*tracing the tiny flowers*

Odysseus: Flowers for my beautiful wife, whom I longed for, for years

*pointing the olives*

Odysseus: the sweet fruit of my dear Telemachus whom I never saw growing and this...

*touching a tiny detail that looks like the silhouette of a bird*

Odysseus: The bird, the swallow coming home is me. I swore to come back to you no matter what I would need to do. Back to our land and our sweet Telemachus

*Penelope smiling now touched and embraces his neck*

Penelope: I still am not sure that I like this idea but it looks good because it is you who has it...

Sorry guys hahahaha 😆 random cheesy brainstorming. Blame my dialog with @aaronofithaca05 for it hahahaha 😆

[goosterbold]

misc doodles n law's tattoos

[beastwhimsy]

very unsmart baby first day on earth. very clueless mammal

[elderwisp]

i finally gave a majority of my oc's a refresh (´♡ω♡`)

[padawankestis]

HAPPY MAY THE FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!

[tha-moz]

Laurence Bedard

[wyverncult]

JUST NOTICED I NEVER POSTED THIS ISAAC? i'm so sorry for keeping him from you

[ornithorynquerouge]

Teela LaRoux by Ana Dias

[martinjuliana]

[catjest3r]

Btw if I add lots of piercings or new details to your character it's because I love you very much and I think your character is awesome

[moonshynecybin]

pecco having his zodiac sign tattooed on his body. bez’s logo/mascot being a scorpion. why are half the academy astrology girls

[notedchampagne]

They are real and they hurt a lot but it was so worth it

HOLY FUCK!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! oh my god its 1 am im in a delirious state im so. i think i can die happy now. this is the amazingest thing in the world i cant believe it... i CAN believe it. this is so awesome thanks so much for my life. this is so cool oh my god. im going to crumple up into a ball

[xenniboii]

I just had a thought. I have tmnt tattoos (the stick on ones) and I struggle with my left and rights. WHAT IF I PUT LEO ON MY LEFT AND RAPH ON THE RIGHT⁉️