#Airtightness

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[sunderwight]

Scenario where cumplane become friends before the Abyss, and Luo Binghe determines that actually, Shang Qinghua is potentially his biggest romantic rival.

Not because Shang Qinghua is particularly seductive, and not even because of their friendship, but because Shang Qinghua actually seems to be fluent in Shen Qingqiu's weird and at times contradictory signals.

Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan can yearn and pine all they want, but they can't even convey romantic interest in a format Shen Qingqiu can or will recognize, so at the end of the day they're making all of these overtures and Shen Qingqiu is just like oh what nice friends :) about it. There's way less risk of him ever accepting their suits when he can't recognize them as such, and when neither of the other guys even realize he can't recognize them as such!

But Shang Qinghua...

Shang Qinghua knows that Shen Qingqiu is unaware, too. And he knows how to make him aware. He knows how to parse Shen Qingqiu's odd double-speak and mixed signals maybe even better than Luo Binghe himself. Plus he can anticipate what things Shen Qingqiu is liable to react strangely or inconsistently towards, when again, even Binghe struggles to do that sometimes!

If Shang Qinghua ever made a move on Shen Qingqiu, he would be able to convey his intentions clearly. And before Binghe has the social standing to actually present himself as a viable alternative, he wouldn't even be able to argue against the match! It would be totally dependent on whether or not Shen Qingqiu was interested, and Luo Binghe cannot say with confidence that he actually wouldn't be? Shang Qinghua may be the weakest and least dashing of the peak lords, but he's not bad looking. He even has certain traits which Luo Binghe himself shares, traits Binghe's deliberately tried to emphasize because he knows Shizun responds to them, like being pathetic, and clingy, and clumsy, and having big eyes and curls in his hair and doing important work that helps make Shen Qingqiu's life more comfortable...!

Luo Binghe starts spying on Shang Qinghua. He is going to get dirt on him, and he is going to blackmail him into swearing that he will never ever attempt to court Shen Qingqiu! At least not until after Binghe has reached his majority and can fairly compete with him for his master's affections!

Of course, this is how Luo Binghe discovers that Shang Qinghua is a spy for Mobei Jun, and is plotting to assist in an attack on the Immortal Alliance Conference.

A revelation which accidentally creates such an untenable situation that the plot shifts irrevocably. All Shen Qingqiu knows about it is that out of nowhere the System has offered to remove the Endless Abyss mandatory plot point but only if Shen Qingqiu agrees to purchase something it's calling The Espionage Path...?

[dxnyarya]

they should have gotten dylan sprouse to play gay jughead

[nowwheresmynut]

In case anyone was wondering how long that child was inside that dark elevator

[messedupdoilies]

an extremely specific combination that somehow applies to 3 whole characters from the same universe, incredible.

[rawliverandgoronspice]

no but genuinely it's actually wild how little sense totk story makes. it's beyond small continuity errors or character arcs being beyond botched: their own self-contained proposal for a world is actively nonsensical, there's layers upon layers of stuff that doesn't even try to strive for an internal logic, and it gets worse and worse the longer you consider everything

[some-stars]

i went to see deadpool x wolverine and then i came home and watched the first 2 deadpool movies and now i'm in deep victorian-style mourning for the fact that there's only one fic tagged "gangbang" in the deadpool (movieverse) tag because can you think of any fictional character who would enjoy it more??? if i were any good at writing comedy i'd do it myself, but alas :(

[h0neyfreak]

If I got rid of like. 6 years worth of yarn stash for dirt cheap, would anyone here be interested in it? I’ll do it via eBay but I really just want it out of my apartment and don’t think anyone is going to trust a listing that’s $5 for as much yarn as I can shove in a box.

[creacherlovr]

i wanna be spit roasted but it’s just one person fucking all my holes with toys. make me so overstimulated i can’t even think straight but it’s all because of you. make me feel like i’m getting gangbanged but it’s just you using my body like the toy it is

[sirhall86]

Is Valentine's day not the perfect day to take your partner out for a nice romantic evening to the local sex club where she'll be shown off and used until she can barely walk and ruin the nice new lingerie she bought!

[sneckoil]

lord grant me serenity

[kazbiter]

thinking of her (that deleted scene where gansey just goes on and on about how good ronan looks next to the pool table for like an extreme amount of time)

[raichuleaf67]

Imagine a scuba diver going on a trip with their friends, but the dive has to be cut short. The bubble in the seat of their wetsuit was growing so fast and large, due to them farting so obnoxiously and uncontrollably often, that they were unable to dive downwards with it and got dragged ass-first to the surface. Nobody wanted to help them take the wetsuit off either, since that would release the bubble of trapped gas...

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 3x13 - "The Morning After Job"

[why-the-heck-not]

the evolution of some christmas presents

[athetos]

i was gonna ask you the same thing but saw down your posts. sorry for your loss and also sorry this is happening on the same day. random strangers accosting you for that prophetic post is probably the last thing you need right now i hope you'll be okay

Thanks anon, don’t worry I’m not mad at anyone, only people following me closely know, honestly it’s a distraction you know? And I’ll be okay, thank you for caring