#Alex and Morgan

[weezardthewizard]

Morgan, slamming open the door to their apartment: WHAT ACTUAL THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Alex, placidly looking up from their skull mug: I'm going to need you to be so much more specific than that.

[that-bitch-kat3]

ohio: violence is never the answer!

alex: really? never?

morgan: yeah what if the question is: what is an 8 letter word for distruction?

alex: or what if someone’s being really annoying?

[incorrect-sandd]

Morgan: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Diego: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Dave: In your pantry!

Morgan: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Diego: Is your friend here?

Morgan, motioning to Alex: Yeah.

Diego, to Alex: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Chad: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Chad: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Chad: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Chad, to Diego and Morgan: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Diego: YAAAAAAAAY!

Morgan: THE PRESTIGE!

[emma-d-klutz]

I think one of the funniest aspects of S and D Tier is that it’s two villains who can fight with the Power of Friendship. That’s gotta smart the Fairness Association so much. That’s gotta be such an insult to their major injuries. 

[angeldrawsabit]

I have a feeling that every year on Alex and Morgan’s anniversary, Alex doesn’t do anything villainous, so the heroes are like “wtf is with this one day that they don’t do anything on”

And they end up coming up with the stupidest shit like:

1. Alex is a werewolf, but only annually

2. Alex has a 1-year lifespan but has hundreds of frozen clones and that’s thawing day

3. Alex is an alien that goes back to their home planet every year

4. Alex turns into a worm to fuck with the heroes because they find those worms on a string scattered around their office (Morgan’s idea)

[violentbirds]

Morgan prefers the journey of the heist to the actual success of the heist, so he won’t let Alex just walk in and rip the vault door off the hinges. Alex holds the flashlight because he would do anything for Morgan. Morgan does not realize the significance.

[vaguelyhumanoidvoid]

Wake up babe new blorbos just dropped

[its-bread-bitch]

Alex and Morgan really said “yeah but what if WE had the power of friendship?”

[elfiktheelf]

no you DON'T UNDERSTAND.

they- alex literally- they just- the s tier villain. basically the god of the universe. retired because their partner decided to be a farmer and needs them to do the work on their farm. im going insane.

[tvshowscouples]

Reblog if you are Team Parnick

[transmascmorgan]

honestly if i only knew morgan thru alex id be terrified of him. like theres just this random guy who is not only best friends and partners in crime with the only S Tier in existence but can also bully them into going to therapy with NO personal repercussions??? what the hell. What the hell

[weezardthewizard]

"I'm not going into too much detail so everyone's headcanons are right! :)" is a fuckin cop-out. Give me Morgan's social security number, coward.

[saturnisfallingdown]

I like to think that Morgan had NO clue who Alex was when they first met

[Image description: Two digital drawings of Alex and Morgan from the LighthouseRaiders S and D Tier series, redrawn to resemble a scene from Princess Mononoke. First image: The scene is nighttime in front of a starry sky. Morgan leans over something, holding a knife in both hands and shouting, looking angry and determined. They're depicted as slightly tan with short reddish dark hair. They wear a dark jean trucker jacket with a patch sewn into one sleeve, and fingerless biker gloves. Subtitles read "I'll cut your throat! That'll shut you up!". Second image: Alex, on the ground with the knife tip at their throat. They look up, speaking up to Morgan and looking enamored . They're depicted with pale skin, and long dark hair with a white stripe. They wear a blue turtleneck and dangling red/gold earrings. Subtitles read "You're beautiful..." End ID]

[incorrect-sandd]

Alex: Okay, truth or dare?

Morgan: Truth

Alex: How many hours have you slept this week?

Morgan:

Morgan: ...Dare

Alex: Go to bed.

Morgan: I don't like this game.

[luixa]

I can't stop thinking about Alex gushing about his spouse Morgan.

Morgan had a successful heist? Look at them that's my spouse. He did that.

Someone is being disrespectful to Morgan? Who are you to talk about my wonderful spouse (while ripping the person to shreds)

Morgan is sleeping? Isn't he so cute?

Morgan gave them a little kiss kiss on the lips? Alex is in another dimension screaming about how much he loves Morgan.

[notthehero]

The supervillain has a problem. Normally, they'd solve it by killing the problem, but this time it's a little more nuanced than that.