#Alfred’s too old Barbara’s injured and Clark definitely would have been run out of town so tim said fuck i guess it’s my time

[mistergreatbones]

Somebody has definitely said this before but au where bruce kills the joker and gets arrested by the un (can the un arrest people?) so when dick get back from space he finds his brother’s dead, his dad’s an international criminal, and the batman is a 13-year-old boy.