#Allen Roseanne

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Surprise Allen in casual clothes doodle for the kissing booth >:.3c

Anyways, Allens ageless but is physically stuck at how they looked in their lates 20s-early 30s due to timeloop bullshittery and has no idea what her mental age is due to being stuck in the loop for hundreds of years.

Allen would like a kiss on the cheek (or perhaps lips 👀)

Kisses kisses

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Don’t listen to that stinky anon! Your art is so swag! ò^ó

Hehe thank you thank you Twig!

Have some Allen art I made the other day that Im posting now specifically to spite that anon

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Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy in Roseanne seasons 3-5

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Ok let’s set aside the fact that Kanye West, Noah Schnapp, Gal Gadot, Amy Schumer, Tara Strong, Kevin Spacey, Jared Leto, Shia LaBeouf, JKR, Brad Pitt, Chris Brown, Drake, Donald Trump, Dan Schneider, Ezra Miller, Ellen DeGeneres, James Corden, Sacha Baron Cohen, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Roseanne Barr, TJ Miller, Steven Seagal, Taylor Swift, and who knows who fucking else are all still active and way more famous than Amber Heard has ever been…

She literally hasn’t done anything this year!!!! At all!!!! How the fuck you gonna hate her for doing nothing!!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ that trial did irreparable damage to some of you people. Here’s my advice to you:

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Have a tired coffeeshop worker, theyre our pride and joy and we need to do more with them aksjsksj

https://www.tumblr.com/banesberry-anomoly/739700684560220160/allen-roseanne?source=share

Here (with my weird ass shitty lighting and without)

They look very cool !! Her eyes are super awesome my dudes i love y’all’s oc

I hope i did him right by y’all :)

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most wanted fc's in the group?

The most requested FCs lately have been: Lalisa, Jasmin Savoy Brown, Charlie Heaton, Simone Ashley, Ayo Edebiri, Jeremy Allen White, Pedro Pascal, Daisy Edgar-Jones, Roseanne Park (Rosé), Luke Newton, and a bunch more!

Famers, who else would you like to see?

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THE WALKING DEAD

shane walsh, 42, human, straight - jon bernthal, very canon divergent

negan smith, 50, human, straight - jeffrey dean morgan, very canon divergent

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

damon salvatore, 25 (100+), vampire, straight - ian somerhadler or matthew daddario, very canon divergent

elena gilbert, 19 (30+), vampire, bisexual - nina dobrev, very canon divergent, tom’s paired doppelganger

stefan salvatore, 18 (100+), vampire, straight - paul wesley, very canon divergent and slightly original

SHAMELESS

fiona gallagher, 33, human, bisexual - emmy rossum, very canon divergent, businesswoman

phillip "lip" gallagher, 26, human, straight - jeremy allen white, very canon divergent

SUPERNATURAL

ruby, 28 ( 500+), demon, bisexual - adelaide kane, very canon divergent

joe harvelle, 36, human, bisexual - alona tal, very canon divergent

carmen porter, 32, human, bisexual - ana de armas, very canon divergent

TEST MUSES

grace griffin, 21, demi goddess, bisexual - sydney sweeney, original character, aphrodite’s daughter

lilith alexander, 25, demi goddess, bisexual - claire estabrook, original character, hade’s daughter

persephone, 21 ( eternal ), goddess, bisexual - abbey cowen, very canon divergent, greek mythology

hades, 31 ( eternal ), god, straight - jord liddell, very canon divergent, greek mythology

minthe, 25 ( eternal ), nymph, bisexual - roseanne park, very canon divergent, greek mythology

fauna, 21 ( eternal ), nymph-goddess, bisexual - myoui mina, original character, hades / minthe daughter

rosie, 21 ( eternal ), goddess, bisexual - madelyn cline, original character, hades / persephone daughter

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Tim Allen Demands to Know the "Face of Woke," Gets Trounced on Twitter

Whether he’s talking about Nazis or about Roseanne Barr, Tim Allen has been making a fool out of himself for years.

Too many people who were famous on television in the ’90s have spent the past decade alienating and horrifying former fans. Allen is among the most infamous.

This week, he took to Twitter to demand to know “who is the face of woke.” And he got even sillier.

For the sake of keeping things together, we will start with the quote before we break things down.

“Who is the face of woke,” the former actor asked.

Like we said, that is a lot to process. But once you’re done laughing, let’s take a look at the replies.

One person quipped that “Every full moon at midnight, we meet at the Hollywood cemetery right by where they buried your career.”

Another more generally mused: “Why are Republicans so resistant to being decent?”

And yet another reply brought up Allen’s infamous cocaine arrest, dubbing him the “face of coke.”

Okay, before we get into a breakdown of what exactly made Allen’s tweet so deeply absurd, we have to go with my favorite reply.

One tweet chose to interpret “wokees” as “Wookiees,” the fictional species from Star Wars. Many fans are familiar with characters like Chewbacca, Tarfful, and Gungi.

(Personally, I would have used screenshots from the canon Jedi: Fallen Order, but everyone has their own taste)

So now that we’ve all had a good laugh at a fallen comedian’s expense, let’s get into the details.

“Who is the face of woke,” Allen’s tweet began. There is, of course, no answer.

Woke is term with origins in AAVE, and refers to simply being conscious (as in awake) of systemic inequality in all of its complexity. This is particularly relevant to racism, but also applies to intersections of marginalization and oppression.

Is there a face of helping an elderly neighbor with her groceries? Is there a face of cheering up a friend?

Allen’s question betrays the type of thinking that many on the political right possess — the idea of obeisance to a leader.

“Do wokees have a club house in someone’s backyard or maybe a cute yet safe playpen somewhere?” he asked.

This time, Allen was at least aware that he was making a joke. Just not a particularly good one.

Unfortunately, because political malefactors continue to try to coopt “woke” to mean something sinister, it’s hard to have an adult discussion. Perhaps the best response to someone using “woke” as a negative is to ask them what they think that it means. Or, better yet, simply block them. Excising bad people from your life is often a good idea.

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J.D. Vance Booed by Entire Crowd During Dumpster Fire Speech | The New Republic

How sad that they think it's a flex to be endorsed by a geriatric 'pro' wrestler. They're really desperate for endorsement. 3rd rate has beens desperate for any attention at all. These are the people who publicly support trump. These are the folks who'll endorse this dumpster fire of a ticket. I'll make a short list.

Kevin Sorbo

Scott Baio

Tim Allen

Roseanne Barr

Bob Ritchie aka 53 year old 'kid' rock.

Among other has beens and never was'.

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The eccentric new manager of a UHF television channel tries to save the station from financial ruin with an odd array of programming. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: George Newman: ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic R.J. Fletcher: Kevin McCarthy Stanley Spadowski: Michael Richards Bob: David Bowe Harvey Bilchik: Stanley Brock Philo: Anthony Geary Raul Hernandez: Trinidad Silva Kuni: Gedde Watanabe Noodles MacIntosh: Billy Barty Richard Fletcher: John Paragon Pamela Finklestein: Fran Drescher Esther Bilchik: Sue Ane Langdon Head Thug: David Proval Killer Thug: Grant James Teri: Victoria Jackson Joe Earley: Emo Philips Gandhi: Jay Levey Cameraman: Lou B. Washington Bum: Vance Colvig FCC Man: Nik Hagler Bartender: Robert K. Weiss Spatula Husband: Eldon G. Hallum Spatula Wife: Sherry Engstrom Spatula Neighbor: Sara Allen Sy Greenblum: Bob Hungerford Crazy Ernie: John Cadenhead Blind Man: Francis M. Carlson Earl Ramsey: Ivan Green Joel Miller: Adam Maras Billy: Travis Knight Little Weasel: Joseph Witt Teri’s Father: Tony Frank Teri’s Mother: Billie Lee Thrash Fletcher Cronie #1: Barry Friedman Fletcher Cronie #2: Kevin Roden Phyllis Weaver: Lisa R. Stefanic Big Edna: Nancy Johnson Betty: Debbie Mathieu Little Old Lady: Wilma Jeanne Cummins Animal Deliveyman: Cliff Stephens Band: Guitar: Jim West Band: Bass Guitar: Steve Jay Band: Drums: Jon Schwartz Band: Keyboards: Kim Bullard Whipped Cream Eater: Barry Hansen Thug #3: Bob Maras Thug #4: George Fisher Guide #1: Tony Salome Guide #2: Joe Restivo Yodeler: Charles Marsh Mud Wrestler: Belinda Bauer Satan: Patrick Thomas O’Brien Conan the Librarian: Roger Callard Timid Man: Robert Frank Boy with Books: Jeff Maynard Promo Announcer (voice): M.G. Kelly Promo Announcer (voice): Jay Gardner Promo Announcer (voice): John Harlan Promo Announcer (voice): Jim Rose Film Crew: Production Manager: Gray Frederickson Original Music Composer: John Du Prez Editor: Dennis M. O’Connor Producer: Gene Kirkwood Producer: John W. Hyde Writer: Jay Levey Director of Photography: David Lewis Production Design: Ward Preston Set Decoration: Robert L. Zilliox Costume Design: Tom McKinley Makeup Effects: Allan A. Apone Special Effects Makeup Artist: Douglas J. White Sound Recordist: Ara Ashjian Sound Editor: Christopher Assells Sound Editor: Charles R. Beith Jr. Sound Recordist: Gregory Cheever Sound Editor: Clayton Collins Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Andy D’Addario Sound Editor: Dino DiMuro Sound Editor: G. Michael Graham Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Jeffrey J. Haboush Sound Mixer: Bo Harwood Sound Editor: Dan Hegeman Sound Editor: A. David Marshall Sound Editor: Diane Marshall Supervising Sound Editor: Dave McMoyler Sound Recordist: Art Schiro Sound Editor: Scott A. Tinsley Visual Effects Producer: John Coats Visual Effects Supervisor: William Mesa Visual Effects Art Director: Richard Kilroy Visual Effects Art Director: Ron Yates Post Production Supervisor: Susan Zwerman Production Supervisor: Bill Carroll Stunt Coordinator: George Fisher Stunts: Bob Maras Stunts: Brent Stice Stunts: T. Alan Kelly Stunts: J. Granville Moulder Stunts: Michael Steven Howl Stunts: Richard Drown Executive In Charge Of Production: Kate Morris Associate Producer: Becki Cross Trujillo Associate Producer: Joe M. Aguilar First Assistant Director: John R. Woodward Second Assistant Director: Benita Allen Casting Assistant: Gregory Raich Casting Assistant: Sandi Black Local Casting: Barbara Brinkley Henry Local Casting: Laurey Lummus Key Hair Stylist: Lynne K. Eagan Makeup & Hair: Roseanne McIlvane Wardrobe Supervisor: Ainslee Colt de Wolf Wardrobe Assistant: Phil O’Nan Boom Operator: Joel Racheff First Assistant Camera: Ed Giovanni Second Assistant Camera: Tiffanie Winton Second Assistant Camera: Brett Reynolds Second Assistant Camera: Cindi Pusheck Production Coordinator: Bonnie Macker Script Supervisor: Carol Stewart Second Second Assistant Director: Lorene M. Duran Third Assistant Director: Pam Whorton Additional Editing: Steve Polivka Assistant Editor: Lewis Schoenbrun Supervising ADR Editor: Karla Caldwell Music Supervisor:...

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Can You Guess Your State's Favorite Sitcom from the 90s?

The 1990s was a golden era for sitcoms. Shows like "Friends," "Seinfeld," and "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" dominated the airwaves and became cultural touchstones that still resonate today. But did you know that the popularity of these shows varied significantly across different states? Let's take a nostalgic journey through the decade and explore which 90s sitcoms were most beloved in various parts of the United States. Can you guess your state's favorite?

The National Favorites

Before diving into state-specific preferences, it’s essential to acknowledge the sitcoms that achieved nationwide acclaim. "Friends" and "Seinfeld" were undoubtedly the titans of the era, with "Friends" offering a blend of humor and heartfelt moments, and "Seinfeld" delivering its unique brand of "show about nothing" comedy. "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" also stood out, blending comedy with poignant social commentary, and of course, "Full House" became synonymous with family-friendly fun.

East Coast Classics

New York

Unsurprisingly, New York’s favorite was "Seinfeld." Set in Manhattan, the show encapsulated the quirky, fast-paced lifestyle of New Yorkers. With its iconic scenes in Tom’s Restaurant and the characters’ humorous yet relatable dilemmas, "Seinfeld" felt like a mirror to the everyday life of the city's residents.

New Jersey

Just across the Hudson River, New Jersey had a penchant for "Friends." The show, centered around six friends living in New York City, struck a chord with many in the Garden State. The characters’ escapades in Central Perk and their varied, often comedic, love lives provided a sense of camaraderie and humor that resonated deeply.

Southern Comfort

Texas

In the Lone Star State, "King of the Hill" reigned supreme. This animated sitcom, set in the fictional town of Arlen, Texas, followed the life of Hank Hill and his family. Its portrayal of suburban life, local customs, and regional accents felt authentically Texan, earning it a special place in the hearts of many Texans.

Georgia

Georgia, on the other hand, leaned towards "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." The show’s exploration of cultural and social issues through the lens of comedy, combined with Will Smith’s charisma, made it a favorite in the Peach State. Its themes of family, friendship, and overcoming adversity resonated widely.

Midwest Favorites

Illinois

In Illinois, particularly in Chicago, "Family Matters" was a beloved favorite. This show, which featured the Winslow family and their nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel, was set in Chicago. Its focus on family values, community, and the hilarious antics of Urkel made it a hit among Illinois residents.

Ohio

Ohioans found comfort and laughs in "Roseanne." This sitcom portrayed the everyday struggles and triumphs of the working-class Conner family. Its realistic depiction of blue-collar life in the Midwest, combined with sharp humor, struck a chord with many in Ohio.

West Coast Wonders

California

California’s vast and diverse population had varied tastes, but "Full House" emerged as a favorite. Set in San Francisco, the show’s portrayal of the Tanner family navigating life’s ups and downs with love and laughter resonated deeply. The iconic opening scene featuring the Golden Gate Bridge became synonymous with Californian identity.

Washington

Up in the Pacific Northwest, Washington residents showed a strong preference for "Frasier." Set in Seattle, this "Cheers" spin-off followed Dr. Frasier Crane, a sophisticated yet comically flawed radio psychiatrist. The show’s witty humor and the depiction of Seattle’s culture made it a standout in the region.

Heartland Hits

Kansas

"Kansas was particularly fond of "Home Improvement." The show, starring Tim Allen as Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, focused on the misadventures of a TV show host and his family in suburban Detroit. Its humor, centered around home repair mishaps and family life, resonated with many Midwestern values and experiences, making it a staple in Kansas households.

Nebraska

Nebraska viewers gravitated towards "Step by Step." This blended family sitcom, which aired as part of ABC’s TGIF lineup, depicted the everyday challenges and joys of the Lambert-Foster family. Its wholesome, family-centric stories found a welcoming audience in Nebraska.

New England Nostalgia

Massachusetts

In Massachusetts, "Cheers" was more than just a show—it was a cultural icon. Set in a Boston bar, the sitcom’s ensemble cast, and their humorous, heartwarming interactions created a sense of local pride. The show's depiction of the bar as a place "where everybody knows your name" struck a deep chord with Bostonians.

Connecticut

Connecticut had a special place for "Mad About You." This romantic sitcom, starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt, followed the lives of a married couple navigating the ups and downs of life in New York City. Its witty, relatable portrayal of marriage and urban life resonated with many in Connecticut.

Rocky Mountain Revelry

Colorado

Colorado’s favorite was "3rd Rock from the Sun." This quirky sitcom about extraterrestrial beings trying to understand human life on Earth offered a unique blend of humor and absurdity. Its offbeat premise and humorous exploration of human nature found a receptive audience in Colorado.

Utah

Utah, known for its strong family values, had a fondness for "Boy Meets World." This coming-of-age sitcom followed Cory Matthews and his friends from middle school through college, touching on various life lessons along the way. Its focus on friendship, family, and personal growth made it a favorite in Utah.

Conclusion

The 90s was a decade rich with sitcoms that not only entertained but also reflected the diverse tapestry of American life. While some shows enjoyed nationwide popularity, others found particular resonance in specific states due to their settings, themes, and characters. Whether it was the urban humor of "Seinfeld" and "Friends," the family values of "Full House" and "Family Matters," or the unique charm of "King of the Hill" and "Frasier," each state had its own favorite that brought joy and laughter to its residents.

So, can you guess your state's favorite 90s sitcom? Perhaps it’s one of the iconic shows mentioned above, or maybe it’s another gem that captured the hearts of viewers in your area. One thing is certain: the legacy of these beloved sitcoms continues to live on, bringing smiles and fond memories to fans across the country.

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Allen Roseanne

Some facts about them:

5'11" and around 295lbs

BiAce + Deals with Hypersexuality

Works at a horror and monster themed cafe (hence the colour pallete of the outfit)

Can read anything straight faced except for chintzy romcom style stories, which she actively cringes at

Absolutely terrible sleep schedule (overworked Uni student go BRRRRR)

Big fan of horror movies

Enjoyer of liminal spaces (especially playgrounds at night, theres just some comforting about them.)

Drinks scalding hot black coffee in front of people because he thinks its funny

Ink. You get no further context because of spoilers for the story theyre a part of.

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Christopher Allen Darden (born April 7, 1956) is a lawyer, author, actor, and lecturer. He worked for 15 years in the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office, where he gained national attention as a co-prosecutor in the O. J. Simpson murder case.

He was born in Richmond, California, the fourth of eight siblings. After graduating from John F. Kennedy High School, he enrolled at San Jose State University, where he participated in track and field and joined Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity. He received his BS in Criminal Justice Administration. He received his JD from the University of California, Hastings.

He passed the California Bar Exam in the summer of 1980. He was hired by the National Labor Relations Board in Los Angeles. He was hired for a position with the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office. He served in the central trials and hard-core gang units before transferring to the Special Investigation Division.

He was fired after the Simpson case and joined the faculty at California State University, Los Angeles, where he taught undergraduate criminal law. He was appointed associate professor of law at Southwestern University School of Law. He taught and specialized in criminal procedure and trial advocacy.

He is a former legal commentator for CNBC, CNN, Court TV, and NBC, and a frequent guest and commentator on CNN, Court TV, and Fox News Network. He has made guest appearances on Touched by an Angel, Girlfriends, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Howard Stern Show, Muppets Tonight, Roseanne, the movie Liar Liar, and One Hot Summer Night. He is the former principal attorney in Power of Attorney.

He is a writer. In addition to In Contempt, he co-authored several crime novels, including The Trials of Nikki Hill, LA Justice, and The Last Defense. He appeared on the cover of Newsweek in 1996 with an article “My Case Against O.J.”.

He started his firm, Darden & Associates, Inc., specializing in criminal defense and civil litigation.

He married TV executive Marcia Carter (1997) and together they have five children. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence #alphaphialpha

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and his gay son i got everything. he got his gay sisters to drug and drink people to knock me out in a mosh pit and that gay shaved head female will not say she is female to shut the fuck up and sit down and masturbate. and hello. tko. whoaaa. stephanie and her gay lover and gay lover of her husband next to her is her mother, not sister. she will send people at everyone to attack and kill them. and gay anayancy/beyoncne with the half shaved head will get amanda gibson and her mom trina to fuck you. they wanted the garbage bag of infants back for doing it. throwing me on the ground. and his gorilla daughter came out 7:11 on the left came out and all she can say is she is not my ugly daughter she wouldent be ugly. the black woman on the stage is lindsay in mindless self indulgence. and he did not whip smack it on me she hit on you. she is kevins daughter who mamted with him. jen. and parents in the mummy. the bitch roseanne wont shut the fuck up and says she is it. and married aaron. andfucks him nice too. thats his wife too. heaving as wilma i got two. he is nuts for anyone. she will abandon her family to hit on 100 men and gays. thinking gays are men. she got her facer shot off too with her daughter and wanted the marilyn monroe look. they have masks. and oxygen tanks. what area. allen. wants to fuck him as a clown. the other robin williams, tim allen, did mate with her too.. wore the clown suit and fucked her in it and the newborn infant. don saw it and filmed part of it outside. and anne marie wears a full face mask. so did sally walker. the only allowed hooker to his dick fucking self. "me talking is it" no one wanted them. and whose town whose shit. she says it. the gay daughter. and i said they all get fucked up and it happens. wild boat beach guys right? i am hailey and taylor swift and your mom.

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Fox News Exposes Taylor Swift as a Secret Govt Psy-Op Asset

Because influential pop star Taylor Swift had the unmitigated gall to encourage her fans to register to vote,  Fox News and host Jesse Watters recently concluded that pop star Taylor Swift may very likely be a deep state front for a “covert political agenda.”  Watters claimed that the mission began about four years ago, adding: “It’s real. The Pentagon psy-op unit pitched NATO on turning Taylor Swift into an asset for combating misinformation online.”

Well, well!  It seems Republicans have now found themselves “a new Hilary” to crucify.  I guess when Taylor was voted “Time Person of the Year,” it was simply too much for the MAGAs to handle - and their tiny little MAGA brains just started to explode.  That said, I completely understand where these MAGAs are coming from, and its really not their fault.  You see, whenever a MAGA sees a nice set of straight white teeth - they automatically conclude, “Libtard!”

Other MAGAs are more blunt about the issue and say entertainers like Taylor Swift should “stay the hell out of politics and stick to entertaining.”  OK, sure - fair enough.  Oh, and by the way - be sure and pass that along to Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, Roseanne Barr, Clint Eastwood, Jon Voight, Kid Rock, Kelsey Grammer, Tim Allen, Caitlyn Jenner, James Woods, and Gene Simmons.  Oh, and let us also not forget MAGA criminal defendant number one - Donald J. Trump.

The thing is, Taylor Swift isn’t telling her fans “who” to vote for, but simply encouraging them to "register to vote.”  Yet Republicans are really pissed she’s getting young people to participate in the democratic process.  Who’d be angry at that?  Why, you’d almost have to be someone who no longer supports democracy and prefers some orange-tinted, autocratic dictator.  Someone willing to encourage zealots to storm the Capitol to prevent voter’s wishes from being validated.  I mean, who’d go along with that…oh, wait!