Star Wars Episode 4;
Destroy malevolence
Didn’t we just do that?
I’m assuming this is going to be focusing on the
aftermath of the
destruction
of the
malevolence
And the preceding unraveling of
general grievous’s
net work
[And several
acquaintances
probably
trying
to
break
him out,]
Anyway...
On with
It!
Quote;
“A Plan is only as good
as those
who see it out,”
Odd
I’ve
Stopped
giving much stock
into the
quotes
Consider
ing
the last one
had a relatively good
one
And
Is on the
lower
end
of
my
expectations
My criticism
of this
Is a
Short
Plans can be good
But
People flawed
The
narrator
sounds
a
bit
more
enthusiastic
Weirdly
drawn
out
pause
But
it
does
get
the
point
across
Allows
enough
time
“ Grievous
in
retreat,”
Honestly
Is
this
where
we’re
going
to
start
Like
no
disrespect-
(I have the
patience)
But are we honestly going to spend the whole entire time watching Obi-Wan fuck up catching Grievous?
That would work
with the theme
of Jedi Masters
They make it seem a lot less
stupid
[Recap
Also
I really like the movement on the
ship
Much
more
real
istic
Continuing to
Hold on it
not so much
This is like
someone
continuously
kicking
someone
when they’re
already
down
Or like a fire
After a while
it just gets sort of
boring
Or worrying
And you realize they could just
take them
into custody
Or that the fire is starting to
envelope
nearby
forest
With
everyone
having
a bucket of
water
Obi wan, why
Do
you
torment
so?
He can’t even
die
If so;
He’d
be dead
I love how
Plo Koon
and
him
are
just
watching
the
shit
show
like
“Bitch”
You know they could both take
him
But are just that dedicated to being
sandry old man
“Commander, how much damage to the
enemy ship?”
Have they suffered
enough?
Also, geez dude’s been demoted it to
commander
I mean I know he’s just
Comms Guy
But geez.
(He probably
deserved it)
Oh no,
Random
dude
On
The
ground
Why?
“ She’s lost primary
shields and stabilizers,”
So shooting at it is doing
minimal damage
“ It can take all the fire
our cannons
can manage,”
Okay,
time to get you two
down there
“ we must
summon
reinforcements,”
Plo is slowly becoming that we
“need reinforcements”
guy
Like
he can’t do anything
by himself
(Except
for last
episode)
“ That’s why
I’m here
Master Plo,”
That’s not the right
tone
And.....
I was kind of hoping we’d get a
Master Plo and
Obi-Wan episode
This time
around
Never mind the fact that
Anakin can’t take on grievous
“ what are you able to contact
Master
(Liam Niara)
(That’s how voice text spells it)
(I have no idea)
“ Yes, master,”
That’s better
“She’s busy with a bunch of separatist
reinforcement’s nearby,”
Bit too much
eye movement
but otherwise
good
“ she won’t
be able to give us support till she’s turn
ing them away,”
Meanwhile
you’ve already pretty much
kill ed
him
Guess
just
play
poker?
Then
we’ll have to do with what we have
Oh now with the teenager around you’re so brave
How’s
that going to help?
Burning
On fire
Really,
no
mercy
Poor
droid
jerking
around
Ex
ploding
Perfect balance of kar
mic
pay
back
“We’ve
lost
our
primary
weapon,”
Shit
just
continues
to
get
worse
and
worse
General
grievous
is
just
there
with his hands
in his head
Not
looking
too
great
“ The hyper drive is dis
-abled,”
It’s been disabled since last episode but good
repeating
Good
to
re-iterate
“Argh,”
“ General
general,”
The
forward
engines
are
shutting
down
“ im
poss
ible,”
Dude,
look
around
That’s
pretty
-
heavy
denial
You
should
just
sur
-render
More
Sho
-oting
This
is
going
to
be
a
sl
-ow
ep
i
sode
Ahsoka
Managing
systems
A not
bad role
for her
Certain-
“ Admiral
Status-
Re
port,”
Shit’s
fucked
once
again
They’re
hyperdrive
must
be
damaged
What
you
didn’t
figure
out
the
first
time
will
Obi
won
must’ve
checked
Compulsively
For the
170th time
in the last
hour
“This
our
chance”
It wasn’t a few seconds ago?
“all
ships
target
the
bridge
maximum
fire
power,”
Dude,
what
do
you
think
that’ll
do
Grievous
is
made
out
of
pure
titanium
It’s
like..
a
slightly
long
fall
for
him..
Generals..
really
don’t
wanna
deal
with
Grievous’s
shit
today
Episode is
22:40
Long
Left
All
they’re
doing
is
shooting
at
him
Grievous
Called
Dooku
“Dad
I
crashed
the
car,”
Sustained
advanced
damage
“ I know,”
Just
dead
panned
“ I have
arranged
a
trap,”
Oohh!
Interesting
But
Also
completely
bullshit
Guess
this
is
his
punishment
Being
used
as
bait
“To
give
you
an
advantage
over
the
Jedi,”
“ I
assure
you,”
Please
no
You’re not compound
your failure
this day,”
Ah, there’s
the chewing out
I was looking for
Perfect
Continue
“ war
ship
to
fall,”
Oh so it wasn’t going to be a - get them sent to prison- thing
So
how are you planning to
unfuck
the situation
Cause
this looks pretty bad
They will never catch me or this ship
Bless him
he’s trying
The expression just says
‘I have no idea
how’
Like
He
knows
what’s
expected
of
him
but
has
no
idea
How?!
Heading
towards
you
is
a
very
important
galactic
senat
or,”
In the middle of a
war zone
Seriously
not
a
good
time
for
a
photo
op
“ With
her
as
a
hostage,”
“call
off
the
attack,”
Ok no one is calling off an
attack this important
for
a
senator
Nor
should
be
letting
her
get
captured
....
*Bowing
down*
*Assumed
authority*
Blue
It
looks
remarkably
better
this
episode
👍
Also
of
course
it’s
Padme
Amidala
Couldn’t
be
any
of
the
4000
other
senators
we
know
nothing
about
Really
getting
into
the
love
triangle
stuff
right
away,
aren’t
we?
Like
why
couldn’t
we
slow
burn
it
(I
know
she
was
in
the
movie)
But
I
wouldn’t
mind
“Are
you
sure
the
infor
mation
from
the
chan
cellor
Palpatine
is
reliable?”
Fore
shadowing!
Good
job
authors
you
get
a
cookie
“ it was secretly given to him
by the leader of the
Bank-he Clan,
himself!”
Okay
Amidala’s
tone
kinda
works
Could
use
a
little
more
monotone
but
it
works
I gave Anakin like
three
tries
so
I’m
not
gonna
be
too
harsh
There
is
still
time
for
the
minimal
improve
ment
it
needs
“ if they
leave
the
separatist
alliance
it
will
go
along
way
to
shortening
this
war,”
Er-
Okay
it
makes
sense
for
her
character
She’s sup
posed
to be
around
the same
age
as
Anakin
“Beep,
Beep,”
“ We’re
approaching
the
system
now,”
“Oh
shit,”
Crud
“ my
goodness,”
Best
Droid
“This
isn’t
right,”
Then
Move!
That’s
a
droid
warship
“We’re
in
the
middle
of
a
battle!”
Hey,
that’s
a
smart
character
Hyper drive out of there
“ we’re scanning
a small ship off
our bow,”
Get out of
there
“ Good,”
Yeah, how are you going to get
her?
Seeing as how like a million warships are belting
your bow?
I know those must be like
raindrops to him
But
come on
Don’t
go
into
the
burn
-ing
wreckage
And
towards
enemy
fire
Then
again
she
was
probably
heading
towards
the
Jedi
ship
So
(as
a
civilian)
that
makes
sense
“Master
I’m
picking
up
a
signal
near
the
enemy
vessel,”
Tone
Enemy
reinforcements
That’s-
A
Good
Call
Respectively
“ it looks like-”
“A Naboo ship”
“Gunners
stand
day,”
Hey
everyone’s
competent
today!
(Not
that
there’s
anything
wrong
with
enablers
being
stupid)
This
just
requires
more
brain
power
“ what
in
Blazers
are
they
doing
out
here?”
A valid
response
But
weren’t
they
the
ones
that
pledged
transport
ships?
Like
oh
yeah
stupid going out into a war zone
But
not
completely
out of the question
“ Ahsoka
contact
that ship,”
Bit
too
much
energy
But
still
resp
ect
able
Literally
coming
from
fiery
hell
Identify
yourself
“Padme
what
are
you
doing
out
here,”
Cringe
That line sounds like boomer.
What boomers think high school
jocks sound like
And we’re like no
“ I
was
sent
on
a
special
mission,”
Good
job
Writers
The
‘Bang he
Klan
Wanted
to negotiate
a treaty
Good
reason
“Get
out
of
there,”
Too
Force
ful
Better
Idea;
Have
Obi-Wan
try
to
calmly
explain
the
situation
to
her
Possibly
distracting
her for
general
grievous
to
kidnap
“ Activate
the
tractor
beam,”
Damn
we’re
going
back
to old old sci
Fi- with tractor beams and
shit
I was expecting like a hook and chain,
a harpoon
Was not expecting
that
That
made
me
laugh
WTF
Tell
them
some
nonsense
is
going
on!
“i’m
afraid
it’s
much
worse
than
that,”
Gunners
Do
Something?!
it’s a beam; it can be broken
“ Padme what’s happening?”
A go- decent response
“ i’m
being
pulled
inside
the
droid
cruiser
by
a
tractor
beam,”
Good
Commun
ication
Whelp,
Done
So
at
22: 40
Rest
of
the
episode
is
hostage
situ
ation?
Inter
es
ting
Much
Better
Than
Just
Shooting
at
it
for
an
hour
“I will not be made a separatist bargaining
chip,”
Initiative
Though
Less
Emo
-tion
Should
be
recited
like
something
she
had
to
read
off
a
paper
Guessing I’m not Padme I’m Padme’s
handmaiden thing only works
once
Continue
your
attack
You
must
continue-
I hope
she get some
actual action
Nothing too intense
because she’s still a kid
But like a surprise attack on
General grievous
Destroy
this
monstrous
ship
That’s
kind
of
like-
How-
I saw the next frame
Wtf-
WTF
HIS FACE JUST-
CON-torts
You are not Romeo and Juliet
movie
You are two kids reinacting Romeo and Juliet
clumsy
Get it right
“Admiral,
order
our
ships
to
stop
firing,”
No
one’s
gonna
stop
this
No
one‘s
gonna
comment...
Okay....
Obi-Wan
And
Plo
Koon
are
just
gone
Left
when
Anakin
started
acting
unchild like
Never
mind
still
there
Nothing
suspicious
*Rubs
beard*
Whelp
It
does
not
look
safe
out
there
my
lady
Screw
with
the
tractor
beam
and
leave
No
one
can
stop
you
Droid
Related
“I
see
now
this
whole
thing
was
a
trap,”
The
Bang’he
Clan
Works
With
The-
I
can’t
even
make
that
joke
because
the
bang’he
clan
are
working
with
the
separatists
Good
writers
you
out
joked
me
“ we
walked
right
into
it,”
Pressing
buttons
isn’t
going
to
help
lady
Sir
the
republic
cruisers
have
halted
their
attack
Bit
too
much
emotion
for
a
droid
but
it
works
“Jedi
are
so
predictable,”
Hit
him
with
a
gun
Get
the
repair
team
up
here
“ i’m
going
down
to
the
main
hanger,”
The arm motion was a little weird...
for ‘I’m going down to the main
hanger’
Street
Railways?
Are we
getting *tour
the inside of the
ship??
Nice
This
ship
must
be
returned
to
Count
Dooku
intact
Nice
little
interaction
Rail
ways
There’s
no
room
for
failure
Hard
Moral
One
on
fast
speed
ing
train
Moves
over
to
another
pad
Don’t
think
that’s
gonna
help
“Come
on
I’ve
over
loaded
the
power
system,”
THAT’S
actually
really
clever
Good
job
whoever
gave
that
order
General
grievous
goes
boom
Fighter
door
opens
Find
a
Fighter
And
fly
out
* Anakin
walks
away*
You know this would be a good idea if Obi-Wan had ordered him to do so when feeling the emotion of ‘love’, miscommunicating the concept of love, and didn’t realize that’s what he was doing - what clues him
in
“ where do you think you’re going,”
“ someone’s got to save
her,”
Still too much emotion
“I thought you might say
that,”
Did you give him that, did you give him an
order relevant to that?
There he goes
again
Yeah
Someone
should
really
check
up
on
that
Or
get
Obi-Wan
to
lay off
the
suicidal
orders
“Craving
adventures
and
excitement,”
No,
orders
“ You
get
used
to
it”
Could
be
just
a
response
But
too
much
reaction
And
Person
ality
Oh,
Shit’s
On
Fire
“Come on 3PO hurry,”
Flaming wreck lady
“not sure this is such a good
idea,”
Neither
is
being
held
captive
You’re made of like solid gold
Timing
[also the announce in the background
like a train station - just cracks me up]
Time to get blown up
“ Mind the gap”
“Mind the gap”
Haha
You
two
come
with
me
Command
That droid’s-
No, wait-
It’s Amidala
And C3PO
He’s trying to
help
Looks
Inside
Beeping
Timer
Look
like
the
engine-
Are
Set
To -
Timing
“Destroy
themselves,”
He
really
needed
them
to
say
that
Get
out
of
my
way
“Ow,”
You
don’t
want
to
die
That’s
just
rude
So
is
death
You
should
get
out
of
there
He’s
going
to
come
back
around
Geez
Fire squad
is a train
wreck
They’re
Trying
Crud
if this gets back to
Skywalker
and
he
thinks
she’s
dead
After
That
Speech
Who knows what toxic morals of love
Obi-Wan taught him
could activate
This could
become
a train
wreck
Ahhh!
It got
worse
Seriously
who made the droids that have to
with
stand
high
water pressure
Light weights
Oof
Even high water pressure
cannot kill him
Even running away
cannot save him
Wonder
what that attack
would’ve done
Sound the alarm
“We have stowaways,”
Or...
She was never on that
ship
Seriously
no one besides the republic
saw her
I’d go with “she isn’t on board,”
Run
Back
to the
republic ships
Who are doing
nothing
while grievous rebuilds
Like,
The medical station is
right there
You might want to get back
on moving
them
Just Saying
“ i’ve trusted you already formulated a brilliant
plan to
rescue
the
Senator,”
“ as a matter of fact
I have,”
Umm,
Weird
How to
Code
that
“ what do you have a Plan B
Every
good plan has a back up,”
Stop
forcing his
dependence on you
“ I don’t
have a back up
yet,”
Too
much
emotion
Really
Questioning
Not really
helping his
self-esteem
Really
“ we’ll sneak behind them and dock at the emergency air
lock,”
So I’m guessing this is going to set up
Padme
going
there
“ That’s
your
plan?”
Discouraging
“Fly
land,”
That’s literally what all maneuvers
rely on
Also
it
sounds
like
something
out
of
a
fairy
book
Which
might
explain
Anakin
toxic
behavior
“ Walk
in
the
door,”
“Basically,”
Too
much
emotion
“Oh
Brilliant,”
Dick
Firey
Wreck
“ Might I suggest we keep
moving?”
Bit
Loud
There
It
“ I think
I hear
battle droids
approaching,”
Talking
is
not
helping
“But
we also need to contact
the fleet,”
Getting out is the prerogative
They don’t know where you are
And you can’t stay in a constant
location
If I can just keep this
com panel working
Ahhh!
Well
just
disappeared
“The Damage to the hyper drive
was not as bad as
we first
thought,”
How?!
It’s been
damaged
for about
two episodes
Also, Good for
Her
“ We’ll be able to get underway again shortly,”
With this
mess of a ship
Hyperdrive would send half of it flying
It’s barely holding together by a
string
You’re
screwed
I must inform count
Dooku
Seems
oddly
suspic.
Continue the search
Find the
stowaway
How does
that change anything
in Amidala’s eyes
Getting
to know the boss
isn’t worth it
Just be more careful
Roger, roger
Commander
Intimidating
*Spark*
Oh
She
Was
In
A
Cabinet
Thought
she
made
it
in
C3PO
Looks
creepy
in
one
frame
Shit’s
Constantly
on
fire
“If they spot us
we’ll be pulverized,”
With what guns??
You’ve been doing all the hitting
this entire time
They’ve been sitting
Geese
“They’re
too
busy repairing the ship,”
Thank you
[also Obi-Wan
complainers rules]
“ They
don’t
have
time
to
notice
us,”
Cocky
Subtlety
has
never
been
one
of
your
strong
points
Anakin
Neither
Yours
Person
who
orders
him!
“ Everything
I
know
I
learned
from
you
master,”
Point
Yes
Attitude?
No
Oh
if
only
that
was
true
Should
Be
Might
be
a
side
jab
at
how
he
took
orders
from
the
Chancellor
There
we
go
Only
Obi-Wan
was
worried
“Didn’t
You
Hear
It,”
Your
circuits
are
loose
Or
maybe
you’ve
lost
your
hearing
From
the
impact
“ No
one’s
crazy
enough
to
do
that,”
Cut
“Anakin”
Perfect
“You’re
Crazy,”
You
groomed
him
this
way
“ spinning
is
not
flying”
“But
it’s
a
good
trick,”
Too
much
emotion
Do
not
want
to
be
spotted
Good
job
You’re
standing
more
in
the
doorway
than
he
is
“I knew it it’s them,”
That droid
is just having a day
Aww
But his
friend came down
to check
with him
That’s adorable
Oh no
They’re backing off
peacefully
ASSHOLES!
Obi-wan
specifically
You stay here
R2
Again
why did you bring him
Another
bold strategy by -
Say Skywalker
‘Skywalker’
Ordered
“I presume,”
No, Obi-Wan’s
When it’s not Palpatine’s
“That’s my master”
Children
don’t
show
preference
for
handlers
“ once they rescue the Senator we will need to reinforcement to finish off the enemy
Sounds nonsense
but OK
Dude
really
Likes
enforcement’s
“ i’m on my way,”
“Master Plo”
“ We’re receiving a transmission,”
Padme
Weird distance to start a conversation at
Running for some reason
“ Master
we found the
senator,”
Good
“ We’re patching
Her through,”
Helpful...?
What
is
it
with
Skywalker
and
becoming
a
Barking
over-
animated
Puppet
Every
time
senator
Amidala
gets
involved
?
“Anakin
where
are
you,”
Better;
where
are
your
coordinates
“ On
lower
levels,”
Better
but
where
“I don’t
know,”
Give a better location
For how long
Problem with this whole plan
Give Landmarks
Get to the
rendezvous point
“Obi won and I are on board too,”
Better; get to the ship on level ____ on your ___ side
Optional; Closest landmark ____
We’ll meet you
there
What what are you doing?
Not the best point to
argue
Ahsoka, how can we get to the senator
Better how can we both get to the escape pad?
In case
we both get separated
Taking longer to coordinate
that complicated-
How long till they get separated?
Center of the ship
Half way between the two of you
Neither
Ahsoka gave neither
Bad instructions
“ we’re on our way
To a very unspecified point on not
specified level at a not specified
time
Let
the hijinks
commence
“ Did
you hear that
Padme?”
You’re on the same com
“ i’ll be there,”
Some-how
The question
to my answer was
22:40
When do the Hijinks begin?
Let’s
See
Marching
Intimidated
“we just detected
An unauthorized communication
Coming from within the
ship,”
Shouldn’t he be making a phone
call?
“ what did it
say?”
Interesting
Well
we don’t know
That’s how encoding works
We didn’t catch it in
time
Off
Droid
winces
Monitor
all internal
communications
Like they’ll do it again
I want
that senator
on this bridge
Good
luck with that
You haven’t
even
saw her
Rail-ways
Nice
Busy
Should be a cakewalk
Is Not a cakewalk
All the way up there
“I do not see her,”
Yeah, that’s the problem-
She’s here master
I sent it
Or you got the wrong port
(So you heard her voice
so she’s clearly somewhere on this ship)
He’s probably late again
But we do have company of another sort
Oh
She has a gun
And somehow none of that hits
her
And of course that gets the attention
I’m honestly glad they didn’t go with miscommunication
Causes
fake stand up
scenario
Even if this is
faux
Romeo and Juliet
Good job
Lots of
jumping
Look
Jedi
Good job
nice guy
No wait
That one
guy had
common sense
“I knew that was a bad idea,”
Mercy
That you didn’t show on the other
guys
Who
were far more hesitant
And you took out that
one guy
Who didn’t do
anything
Just wasn’t as vocal
Dicks
Jump
The peashooter
isn’t doing the job?
Jump
He tried
Power
Thrust
Ana
kin
“ There.
they
are!”
Bull
shit
No way
he saw those guys
On all those
Packages
Also
‘the i knew
It was
a bad
Idea
Guy
Got
New
Friends
“Fire!”
Fuck
The
bridge
is
out
“Jump
to me,”
Try
it
with
a
little
bit
more
disinterest
“ I’ll use the force”
Even she realizes it’s not that
intense
“ You have to trust me,”
Good Luck
OMG
It looks like
she just
falls
Also Obi-wan’s in the back
like
it’s none of my business
Like dude came on a rescue mission
And
has become completely useless
never helped
once
Complained
the whole way
there
Manages
“Got you,”
“ NICE
CATCH,”
Obi
-Wan from the sidelines
10/10
Hilarious
“ I’ll fetch the droid,”
What??
No
This
isn’t
cute
Disgusting
“Oh the things you do to get me alone,”
KIDS don’t-
Ack-
Please
no
more
smoopy-
nope
I’m
putting
it in
the
“bad”
corner
Till
it
stops
trying
to
ship
children
Bad
Movie
That’s
Not
Cute
Obi-wan
Sucks
Can’t
even
levitate
A
Droid
“Stop
me
please”
Poor
Droid
Blast
You’re
Weak
“ That’s
not
good”
Yeah
you’re
weak
“Anakin
I got
separated
from
your
droid,”
Thank
God
I’ll
take
care
of
it
Better
“ We’ll
meet
you
back
at
the
Twilight”?
“ I
overheard
grievous,”
Annnnnd
“ They’re hyper-drive
is nearly fixed,”
Soooo, He better get you back to the
ship so we can start blasting it with Cannon balls again?
“ i’m already headed in that direction,”
Soooooo, don’t do it, Obi-wan?
Or have Anakin and take the extremely important senator
And come back for you later?
“ i’ll make sure the
hyperdrive stays off line,”
By shooting it with more cannon-balls?
Ha ha Ha ha ha
We’ll see about that
What?!
Person who can do nothing!
Like seriously if they just go back to the ship-
That Jedi
“I’m getting you out of here,”
Good decisions
“I need you to help me find 3PO,”
How?
“ I know I know
he does,”
Padme’s
expression
“And
i’ll be there
soon,”
That’s
almost
adorable
Oh
like
that
‘Someone stop this contraption,”
Careful
Words
Yeet
There
We
Go
Into
those
boxes
“ I
suppose
I did ask for that,”
Ha-he
That got a small giggle
out of me
Stomping
Bait
Murderous
Intent
Get
Fucked
Obi
Wan
Really
rolling out all the stops
Hahaha
“ Hello there,”
[Took a pause.
a long break]
General Kenobi
“ kill him,”
Straight.
To.
The.
Point.
More in line with the characterization we’ve seen up so far, not that much for conversation
Dude’s
just rolling
There
went the others
Bowling
pins
they
are
Oh
grievous
has
a
gun
And
hiding behind the enemy
Thought
he sent
both those
guys flying
Apparently
I was wrong
Must’ve
Been
a
Third
Ha
Didn’t
Work
Yeet
That
poor
Droid...
Spark*
That
was
impressive
Nah
he
ran
around
things
It really set up your forces for a
brawl among
them selves
“Argh,”
Dude,
how
insecure
“ Guard
the
hyperdrive,”
Oh
yeah
he
did
shit
to
it
Also
sending
basic
level
mooks
to
deal
with
it
Shooting
Things
Again
how
did
Anakin
and
Padme
end
up
in
the
situation?
They
were
at
the
train
station
last
Now
they’re
at??
And
have
agroed
every
enemy
Who
should
be
focusing
on
Obi-Wan
because
That
was
their
last
order
Grievous
has
just
completely
ignored
Anakin
Hiding
You
aggroed
Them!
Why
are
you
calling
Obi
-Wan
“Come in
Obi-wan,”
Get
her
to
the shuttle
“ i’m afraid
grievous
is onto
us,”
“We
noticed,”
Hey
you guys Aggroed those guys completely on your own
don’t blame Grievous
for this
“Ack,”
Those
are
Tanks
You’re
peashooter
isn’t going
to
do
much
Also,
Anakin
shouldn’t
be
able
to
take
them
either
This
should
be
a
properly
terrifying
moment
“ We’ll
meet
you
back
on
the
twilight,”
Good
plan
“Obi-
Wan!”
Writers
don’t
screw
this
up
“Come
In,”
His
communicuff
clearly
got
damaged
What’s
wrong?!
They’re
jamming
all
communication
No again
it’s far more likely that his
communicuff
Got
Damaged
(Especially
with
Grievous
listening
in,”
Not everything is
jammed communi
cations
Yeet, yeet
Yeet
That
should
not
work
Those
are
tanks
Anakin
is
a
lightweight
His skill set is
unspecified
But
he shouldn’t be able to cut more than
butter with that knife
Light wieght
clankers
should
pose
a
challenge
Due
to
the
amount
of
energy
“That
might
buy
us
some
time
Unlikely
I
suppose
you
have
a
plan
Yeah,
Get
to
the
escape
pad
Follow
Me
...To
the
escape
pod
C3PO
I do believe
I’m lost
Seriously
you
haven’t
found
this ��
guy
Enemy
Territory
And
all
alone
You’re
a
service
droid
Probably
wouldn’t
notice
anything
“Ah,”
Dude, they’d probably just adopt
you into the clan
“ I surrender,”
Again I really want to see the C3PO and battle droids
conversation
(When not aware of the other side)
It’s
a projector...
R2 D2
“ you are a sight for
old eyes,”
A nice
interaction
“ Master
Anakin
sent
you
to
find
me,”
“ what
kept
you
then?”
He
does
have
a
point
Dude
got
thrown
off
the
train
about
an
hour
ago
R2′s
just been messing with him
“ follow me,”
“ The general
is demanding
a
status report,”
Oh some driod on droid
interactions
(without
the
general)
Nice
Is
the
hyperdrive
re-paired
Yet
From
there?
“ i’ll
give
him
the
good
news,”
This
isn’t
the
escape
pad
Did
you
take
a
wrong
detour?
Also
no
one
guarding
the
super
important
one
panel
repair
Just
Light weight
clankers
Also that’s not
good news
(Especially considering
it’s one panel)
Surprised
this goes
so well
Also;
now
there’s
tanks
Surprised you think that peashooter can do anything
ma’am
Like seriously
should’ve grabbed a bigger gun
The
droids
have
some
And
you can’t tell me
there
hasn’t been artillery
laying around
this
entire
time
Yeet
That almost-
Turned into murder
This is why not going to the escape pods
immediately
was
a
bad
idea
Again
this
should
be
a
stressful
fight
But turning your child soldier
Into an all powerful
can never lose
child soldier
Is bullshit
movie
Opened
Door
“Ever since I’ve known you
you’ve been playing
with droids,”
Ack
“I used to put them together,”
Alright...
Now I only take them
apart
Child soldiering...
It sucks
So,
where do we start
GETTING TO THE ESCAPE PAD!
Obi-Wan
supposed to be here
any minute!
With whole lot of
bullshit!
Move!
First we need to get one of these
droids so they don’t know we were here
No destroy the thing and
go
They’ll figure it out in like
five seconds
When they go to start the thing
up!
Running is a good
option
“I’m gonna
hot wire
this ship,”
How does
this make
anything
better?
He’s already down
and
in kicking position
Everyone’s waiting for Amidala
You’re not helping, good sir!
(In fact I’m pretty sure
you’d have to fix something
To make
it go,”
Secondly,
This is a
HUGE
-ass ship
As a reason it has an
electrical team
Squeezing two little
wires
Isn’t going to do
much
It requires continuous effort
to different parts of the ship
To make a dent
And I truly doubt
such
a large ship is going to have such a
non-complicated
Start-up
compared
to hotwiring
a car
Point being;
this shouldn’t work
Give
Grievous
a little surprise
Again
if it’s anything less
Then a
bomb
Dude isn’t
gonna have
much
trouble
And
this
is
a
waste
of
time
I’ll guess
I’ll clean up the droids
then
LITERally im
possible
That’s
a
tank!
You
carry
light
weaponry!
Back
to
the
fleet
Plo
Koon
Is
doing
nothing
Having
tea
and
cookies
with
Ahsoka
Our
ships
are
in
attack
position
So...
nothings
changed
“Master
Skywalker,”
No
one
else
either
“No,”
Deadpanned
“ The
droids
are
jamming
our
transmissions,”
(More
likely
reason
for
that
on
a
-damaged
ship)
But
Ergh-
“We need to give him more
time,”
Opinion!
“ i’m sure we can,”
I’ve been sitting on my ass-
[Plo’s
Head
Moves
-Railway]
We’re
back
here
again?
Obi-Wan
should
be
at
the
station
by
now
Everything
is
behind
him
Yeet
Yeet
Make it to the
Coms
center
Break
Some
Shit
Oof
Those
Poor
Droids
Good
Pa
rell
els
Splat!
Obi won
looking
back-and-forth
Obi-Wan
you
are
a
Jedi
master
this
shouldn’t
be
hard
Run
Tum
ble
I was fully planning on
him
stacking it
Roof
Also, Obiwan
Stop fecking
Around
Get to the
place
Woof
How
Did you
end up
falling over?
Ironically
Obi-Wan
shows
less
emotion
than
Anakin
* Slashing
the
train*
Okay...
what
did
I
do
Snarky
little
shit
Could
be
snarkier
“That
oughta
do it,”
Ana
-kin
Doing
Obi-wan’s
Job
Also
Oh
shit
is he
plugging
in
the
location
of
that
supposed
fight
with
master-
How’s the house cleaning going-
Im-
That dude made out of
-metal
He is
FIVE
times
your
bodyweight!
HOW?
Done?
You
MOVED
a
Tank??
HOW-
That’s-
What
ever
* Guys
coming
in*
Oh
yeah
that’s
a
door
I
guess
repairs
are
finished
Or
they went
on
lunch
break
Prepared
to charge
up the hyperdrive
Right on it
“Roger, Roger,”
-famous last words
Sparking
Driving
Are we
seriously
waiting
on
these
two
“Are
you
quite
sure
the
ship
is
in
that
direction?
He’s
basically
a
GPS
That
way
looks
potentially
dangerous
All
of
them
do
“Haz
ardous,”
Better
Example
beeping
irritatedly
“I know
the whole
place
is
dangerous,”
Thank you
R2-
D2
“ I
suggest
we
stay
here
and
let
master
Anakin
find
us,”
Bad
idea
A better idea than anyone in the ‘let’s meet up in an undisclosed location’ came up with
Good idea
3PO
Fecking
Irony
“Don’t
just
stand
there,”
See?
“Let’s
get
back
to
the
ship,”
Irony
Power
up
the
engines
R2
You know
Obi-Wan’s
likely going to screw up your shit
right
*obi-Wan
comes
around
the
corner,*
Dude you have shit to
screw up
Did you forget?
There shouldn’t be an
escape pod
for you
What
Hold the
ship
No, you didn’t do
anything...
Then again he could just
cannonball
it
How’s that-
Okay
Very light
bullshit
“ i’ll
contact
the
fleet,”
It’s
the
most
you’ve
done
this
entire
time
Focus
On
The
chair
Do
cking
Clamp
There
We
Go
Off
We
Go
It’s
still
Burning
Grievous
Off
Why?
He doesn’t know
Obi-Wan’s off
the ship
Last
saw
him
on
the
train...
(Not
followed
up
on
directly)
Flighters,
Where
I thought they all got
destroyed?!
All batteries
open fire
Again
Plo Koon does not give a shit
who dies
(Until sitting on his ass gets
too
boring)
Also
this isn’t his fleet
They shouldn’t listen to
him
(Especially after he got his last one
killed)
More
Shooting at the
burning
wreck
Turb
ulence
And
Obi-Wan
still
didn’t
do
his
job
Guns
You can
shoot back
at any time
“ I wa-”
Obi-wan
being
completely
useless
Anakin
having
too
much
emotion
“I
got
it,”
Shoo
ting
stuff
Somehow
doesn’t
go
down
immediately
Hit
“ She
seems
to know
her way
around,”
Gross
Hit
Something
The
Hyper
Drive
-repaired
Also
Obi-Wan
didn’t
fuck
up
shit
Dis
appointed
Also
it
certainly
as
frick
isn’t
now
After
they’ve
been
shooting
Should we retreat
to
friendly
space?
If You can make there it with it in
one piece
(Which
was
the
qualifications)
Engage
the
hyperdrive
With
me
not
on
it
“Secret base
sector four,”
Interesting
“Prepare-”
Enthus
iastic
“Yes,
Sir,”
Fighters
still
chasing
Intense
“Nice
Shoot,”
Gross
“Beginners
luck,”
Beeping
“Pardin-”
“Hyperdrive
is
activating,”
Obi-Wan
“ Oh-shit
Caught in a
lie.”
“-what”
-They’re getting hit with cannonballs
Anakin what did you do
?!
(What Did
I
order you
to do?)
Coordinates
are
locked
“Hyperdrives
engaging,”
Shit’s
about
to
go-
Ar-
Sp-
arking
Glitzy
display
Base
“ I think
there’s
a
problem,”
“General
I think
there’s a problem with the
hyperdrive,”
Yeah
The ship got refired
upon
it’s probably
re broken
Seriously
“ I thought
the hyperdrive
was fixed,”
And then it got shot again...
The navigate computer is heading a straight into the
moon
What
??
Fools
reset the
Navi
computer
“Quick,”
Tech
Support
Dooku
Worst
time
to
call
(Don’t
think
it
could’ve
gone
more
sideways)
Also good job
Anakin
You crash landed them
on a planet
with significantly larger surface area
and resources
that they
can
use
to
re-build
Aka
you made things harder
than they needed to
be
Obi-Wan,
what are you
ordering
this kid
Narrowed
eyes
-No
reset
it
“General,”
Harsh
But I’m interested
in where this is going
Since
Grievous
has
had
a lot of
shit thrown at him
Doesn’t matter
which side of
enablers
he still enabling
But
I suppose
over involved
positivity
Would be
kind of a nice
change
for
him
Over
over involved
negativity
Speeds
off
“Trans
-mission
Has
been
cut,”
Intentionally
* also
smart
droid
“ We’re
Gonna
die
[Explosion]
How?!
Whelp
Obi-Wan has to have a sit down talk with Anakin.
about the ‘ Drive the
ship into the moon,’ order
Also I realized
(thanks to Obi-Wan)
they know nothing about what just
happened
Grievous
either
decided
to
just
end
it
or they’re all dead
Obi-Wan
Dick move
“ I imagine
you had
something
to do
with that,”
WTF- orders
“ all part of
the plan,”
Obi-Wan schooled
Anakin in
extraterrestrial terrorism
Cheering
at least the ion cannon
isn’t coming back
Nice shot
...So Destroy Malevolence
I have to say
I really like this episode
Despite the plot
stretched thin
There was a noticeable increase in the quality of
animation
The child characters were
good
The other characters were a lot more consistent
And a lot
smarter
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