Temporal Chaos
New Orleans, the Evening After Umbra’s Defeat
“Bloody vampires and their bloody rituals…” grumbled Nelen as he sat at the table in the hotel. Natasha had insisted that Nicu learn how to feed before they made their return to Jaipur and, while the magus could understand the logic there, he still wasn’t happy about it. The manticore was still running wild in India and they needed to deal with it, but he wanted to make sure everyone who could be there to fight it would be there, and that very much included Natasha.
He was watching the news on the hotel’s TV currently, but there were no news stories about the incident at the storage facility. He had learned more than a few tricks about cleaning up bloodstains in his time as a warlock and of course Umbra would hardly be going to the police. There was a minor news blurb about a local Rabbi going missing, but nothing involving his death and he had a feeling if the Prince had caught him he’d have made damn sure that everyone knew it, so Umbra had most likely succeeded in escaping New Orleans.
Umbra, the much-rumored Thief of Time… he glanced over at the door to the attached room where Arja, Simoni, Sammi, and Stephy were all examining the destroyed bracelet, the enchanted artifact he had used to manipulate time and give himself the ultimate edge for any thief. The ability to go again and again and again until he got it right.
“Sheesh… hard to believe something so normal looking caused that much trouble.” said Simoni, cocking her head at it as it lay on a desk in the hotel room.
“Not in my case.” frowned Sammi, the fae prince making a face, “I can feel that thing. Its like a weight on time and fate, the world distorted around it. Its making me uncomfortable just looking at it…”
Stephy nodded, the princess sharing his brother’s feelings. “Yeah. I mean, I’m not as sensitive to that stuff as Sammi is yet, but…” he looked at it again, wincing, “… ewie…” he murmured.
Arja shrugged at them. “Want me to just roast it? I mean, its just leather and silver. Gimme five seconds and its gone.”
As she said this however a metallic hand grabbed her and pulled her away. “HEY! NO!” snapped Reshephia, the succubus staying around until she was sure the bracelet wouldn’t be a threat to her anymore. “Little fancy ass prince here wrecked it before I could unweave the spell and its all volatile now! There’s no telling what could happen if someone tries to completely destroy it!” she frowned, “You think that kid getting a spear through the lung was bad? Try that spell going haywire and unmaking one of you!”
Simoni nodded, glancing at the bracelet again as she slowly backed away from it, “Yeah… that sounds… um… really bad.” she whispered, looking at Reshephia. “Hey, um, why do we have this thing in here again? Shouldn’t we like seal it in some concrete and toss it in the ocean maybe?”
The demon sighed, shaking her head, “Mortals…” she snorted, “There’s a ritual I can do to undo the spell and render it inert, but the reagents are hard to come by. I already used Nelen’s tablet to mail order them so they should be here by tomorrow. Just gotta sit tight until then.”
Arja looked at her, raising an eyebrow, “Hang on… you need a bunch of rare ritual stuff and it’ll be here tomorrow… by mail?” she asked.
Reshephia grinned like a sawblade at her. “How do you think Jeff Bezos got Amazon started? Hell, he’s teaching us a few tricks about torturing and crushing souls! Mammon already has a seat on his board of directors reserved for him.”
Simoni frowned at her, “Are there any American CEOs who aren’t on Hell’s payroll?” she asked.
Reshephia shrugged, “The ex-Activision guy, Bobby Kotick, isn’t.” she replied.
Stephy shrugged at her, “Huh, guess he really doesn’t have any excuse.” he murmured.
Reshephia laughed a bit, “Yeah, some mortals are just like that… but I’m serious though. Hands off the bracelet.” she nodded, pushing the group away and standing between them and it, her back to the wrecked leather.
“I mean it! That thing is stupidly unstable right now! You guys got lucky carrying it here, but even a tap could have all sorts of consequ- what smells like burning copper?” she paused, her eyes going wide as her nose twitched.
The five of them turned to the bracelet to see Dusk sitting on the table, one tiny paw resting on one of the silver decorations on the wrecked strip of leather. “… what?” asked the Cheshire kitten.
All five of them backpedaled until they hit the beds.
“DUSK! GET OFF THAT!” gasped Simoni as the kitten yowled and jumped back, a spark of energy sending him skidding off the edge of the table.
The bracelet began to crackle with energy, then with a sudden pop it shot into the air, then again, then again, then there was a bang like a gunshot and it went flying towards the group!
Simoni caught it out of reflex and looked around. “Ohnononono! Resehphia! Its your bracelet! Make it stop!" she shrieked, tossing it to the demon.
Reshephia caught it and shook her head, her fangs gritted and her eyes wild. “I DON’T WANT IT! SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE DAMN BLAST!” she snarled, tossing it to Sammi, who yelped and volleyball smacked it to Arja, who punched it back to Reshephia, who threw it underhand to Simoni, who let out a scream of alarm as it began to spark again and threw it wildly, the bracelet landing on Stephy’s head!
The fae princess let out a scream and flailed his arms, “AHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!” he cried, then suddenly the bracelet began to glow, “G-guys? Whats happening?!” he whined.
From outside all the windows of their room lit up like the noonday sun, then suddenly an eruption of energy rippled outwards across New Orleans as every car alarm in five blocks went off all at once and the nearest six fire hydrants exploded.
Nelen, Dawn, and Tex burst into the room from next door as Drusilla began cursing as the blast woke up Scylla, the infant cyclops beginning to cry loudly.
“What. The everloving FUCK. Was that?!” demanded Nelen, looking around at the group who had all been knocked off their feet. “Oh for… sound off! Anyone injured?”
Arja coughed and struggled to her feet, having been blown behind the desk. “I’m fine! Just a couple bruises!"
Simoni pulled herself up from behind the bed, “Yeah… I’m good… I… Stephy!” she gasped, “He was right under it! Stephy! Are you okay?!” she called out.
“Yeah!” came reply from behind the other bed.
“I’m fine!” came his voice from inside the room’s closet.
“Where the hell am I though?” came another reply from the bathroom.
“Wait, is this New Orleans? How did I get here?” came a voice from the fire escape outside.
The others all glanced at each other, then around the room. All of those sounded like him… but…
Then the window opened and Stephy climbed in… or at least, someone looking like him did. He was wearing a black silk button down top and a long loose skirt with black heels… and his skin was so pale it was almost pure white. He shook his head to clear it and looked around with a pair of bloody red eyes. “Nelen? Whats going on, where did you come from?” he asked.
From behind the bed Stephy stood up with a groan, “Uhhhn… my head…” he whined. This one was wearing a long green sundress and had bubblegum pink hair down to his waist with flowers blooming through it. “OH NO!” he whined, feeling over the petals, “Are my blossoms okay?! Big sis got really mad when they got damaged last time!”
The door to the bathroom opened then, and another Stephy walked out… but this one had metallic silver skin and long crimson hair with a pair of horns peeking out of it. He was wearing a tube top with ‘After School Special Villaness Club’ on it and a pair of long black leather pants with heeled boots. “… fuuuuuuuck... What the hell did Igniz make that drink out of? Got the hangover to end all hangovers here…” he growled, then looked around and spotted Reshephia. “Huh? Reshy? What happened? Did we get summoned? This doesn’t feel like Hell…” he grumbled.
Reshephia stared open mouthed at him, then grinned and wagged her tail, “Wait, I get one?” she asked nobody in particular.
Finally, from the far corner of the room came a whine as Stephy stood up, the one they all knew with long blonde hair wearing a white silken top and long icy blue skirt. “Owwwww… I hit my head…” he began, then stopped as all four of them looked back and forth at each other.
Dawn opened her mouth, then closed it again. She held up a hand, “Ah…” she began, then closed her mouth again. She shrugged, “Thuh…” she began, then stopped again… then she shook her head and leaned into Nelen, clutching at his sleeve. “Nelen! HELP! I have too many jokes!” she whined, her tail thrashing behind her.
Nelen wiped his glasses off, then put them back on, then said, “Reshephia?”
The demon glanced at him, “Yeah?”
He thrust his arms out and waved them around, staring goggle eyed at her, “WHAT?!”
She looked at where the bracelet had landed, then around the room, “Timelines…” she murmured, “The spell shorted out and couldn’t figure out which one was real… so it made them all real! All of these are him, but from other timelines!” she said, then she stood up and pointed to the demonic Stephy, “YOU! HOW?!” she asked.
The demon Stephy shrugged, taking out a silver cigarette case and removing a stick from it, then lighting it with a flick of his fingers. “Really? You don’t remember? I mean, I got really fucking pissed at my dad and thought ‘fuck it, if Nelen can do it so can I’ and I tried to call up a wrath demon, but screwed up and got you instead. Since I set a binding for the wrong court you just grabbed me, dragged me down, and… Hell did its thing.” he nodded, gesturing to himself.
Simoni nodded, “Yeah… uh… and you look a lot like that one faerie we fought back at Johnny’s Toys…” she said, looking at the flowery one.
Flower Stephy looked at her, squinting, then said, “Wait… your voice… but… you’re back in Arcadia with our keeper!” he gasped, “Nelen tried to save us from Big Sis, but one of her soldiers knocked him out and they dragged us off while he was unconscious…” he said, his head going up and down as he looked her over, “What happened to you?! Why do you look like you’re from India now?!”
At this Stephy, the winter one, stood up and walked over. “Hold up, hang on. Nelen DID rescue me from her! He had to unseal Merihim to do it, but he did!”
Flower Stephy shook his head, “Noooo… he got knocked unconscious and I got taken to Arcadia.” he replied, pointing to a silvery collar around his throat stamped with rose symbols.
Winter Stephy shook his head, “No. Nelen rescued us and I spent the next couple years getting abused to hell and back by my dad before Drusilla killed him. Then when I went back home to get my stuff before the city condemned it for reals this time I found mom’s letter, freaked out, ran into the forest, got tricked by him…” he jabbed a thumb at Sammi.
“… I said I was bloody sorry…” grumbled the fae prince, leaning against the wall and folding his arms over his chest.
“… then I wound up in Lady Sera’s lands and she made me into a changeling.” he nodded.
Flower Stephy tilted his head, his petals rustling in his hair. “Huh… so… no Endless Shopping Mall? No sleepovers with Big Sis’s friends? No costume parties? None of that?” he asked.
Winter Stephy blinked, looking at him, then looking over at Nelen, then back at Flower Stephy. “Wait, what? That’s what she does to her changelings?!” he asked. Rain made it sound horrific, but that didn’t sound bad at all!
Flower Stephy blushed, “W-well, I mean… that’s the simple version… but… um… I mean… her tantrums can get really scary and she’s big on punishments if I mess stuff up but… um…” he squirmed awkwardly, “When I’m good she lets me ride Sir Flopsalot.”
Winter Stephy paused, raising his eyebrow. “… who is ‘Sir Flopsalot?’” he asked.
Flower Stephy blushed deeper, “… Big Sis’s giant horse-sized march hare.”
Winter Stephy’s eye twitched, and then he threw up his arms and exclaimed, “I COULD HAVE HAD A GIANT HORSE SIZED BUNNY?!”
Nelen noticed this reaction, then stepped in and said, “Hey, you there. Flower Power?” he asked as the spring-fae Stephy looked over at him. “Question… do you know who he is?” he asked, pointing to Tex who was still trying to process that his relationship had spontaneously become multiple choice.
Flower Stephy looked at him, cocking his head, then back at Nelen and shook his head, “Nope, never met him before. He’s cute though.” he giggled.
Tex blushed himself as Winter Stephy paused, “Yeah, that’s what I thought.” frowned Nelen, glancing at Winter Stephy, “She tried to take you before you met Tex, remember? If she’d succeeded then McCall’s vampires would have probably killed Tex and his entire family that night. That worth a giant horse sized bunny?”
Winter Stephy whined, stepping closer to Tex and clinging to his arm, “… no…” he muttered sheepishly, looking rather embarrassed now, then he looked up and over at the other vampire in the room. “Wait, is that how that me become a vampire?” he gasped, pointing at the gothic dressed Stephy who was still by the window. “You! Who’s your sire?”
The vampire jumped a bit, then replied, “Oh, uh… her name is Natasha Kernovich.”
They all stared, then Nelen said, “… HOW? She was in freaking Romania when we teamed up and our Stephy didn’t meet her until after he became a changeling! How the hells did that even happen?!”
Vampire Stephy shrugged, “Well, it’s a long story… but…” he began, but then the demonic Stephy spoke up.
“Hey, hold up… if I’m hearing you right Nelen… this is all Frostytits’ timeline right?” he asked, pointing to Winter Stephy who let out an annoyed huff at the comment.
Nelen nodded slowly, “Yeaaaaaaaaah?” he replied.
The demon grinned wider, showing he had the same razor-sharp teeth as Reshephia. “So… that means in this timeline we don’t technically exist… so anything we do here is consequence free for us… right?” he asked.
Flower Stephy and Vampire Stephy heard that, then glanced at each other, then grinned widely.
“… oh shit. NO. No no no no NO!” snarled the magus, walking towards the demon. “You three are NOT about to start some shit in this town! We just got done saving it from Agaliarept and stopping Umbra from fucking with history!” he shouted, turning around and heading to the door to the next room, where his bag was. “You three are going to stay right here while we work out how to undo this and send you back to your own timeli-…” he started, but as he got to the door Dawn called out.
“HEY GANDALF!” she hissed, looking out the open window from a room that was back down to one Stephy. “They all bolted down the fire escape around ‘stopping Umbra.’” she pointed out.
Nelen gritted his teeth, then shouted, “FUCK!”
Outside the hotel
The trio of alternate Stephys giggled excitedly at each other. Demon spotted a nearby motorcycle and jumped onto it, breaking the ignition and hotwiring it with glance, then conjured a length of chain and twirled it above himself as it burst into flames, speeding off into the night. “LOOKIT ME! I’M GHOSTRIDER!” he cackled.
The vampiric one nodded to the flowery Stephy, “I’m going to go see if I can find this version of Natasha, I can tell she’s nearby!” he grinned, then leapt up onto a nearby shop’s rooftop, then a taller building, jumping from roof to roof as he sped off.
Flower Stephy watched him go, then waved his hands at a pair of decorative trees. They bent to touch their boughs, making a rough arch-like shape, and then the air shimmered as a Hedge Gate opened in the middle of the street. He stuck his pinkie fingers in his mouth and whistled loudly, and a moment later a gigantic march hare burst through the portal, a saddle already fixed around it’s middle. The flower changeling giggled excitedly, then climbed up onto the massive rabbit and held on tight. “Lets go Sir Flopsalot!” he squealed as the rabbit’s nose twitched, then it hunched and bounced forward, racing off through New Orleans as each bound shook nearby cars, setting their alarms off! “WHEEEEEEE!”
Back in the hotel room
Nelen was cursing up a storm, “Time magic time magic I fucking HATE time magic!” he shouted in frustration.
“Nelen… hey, wizard boy.” said Reshephia, “It gets worse.” she frowned.
Nelen froze, then without turning around he said, “… HOW.”
“The spell is still going.” said the demon, “Those three are just gonna be the start. Its trying to tell which timeline is real, but its busted, so its grabbing all the versions of him it can! We need to get those three back, and any of the others who show up, or else it’ll just keep going until we’re up to our eyeballs in genderqueer young boys…”
Sammi laughed, “Oh is that all? Oh no, how ever shall we cope…” he chuckled, glancing at Tex, “What do you say Prince Cowboy? Fancy turning that speakeasy back in Covington into a harem?”
Tex turned bright red, coughing awkwardly, “Sammi, shaddap.” he grunted.
Reshephia coughed, “I’m not done yet. It’ll keep doing that until the spell crashes, then the resulting paradox will erase ALL versions of him… and crater most of the city.”
The group stared at her, then Nelen kicked open the door and ran for his bag. “Drus! We’re going to need everyone we can!” he shouted.
“What about Scylla?!” she demanded.
“BRING HER!” he barked from the other room.
Winter Stephy looked around, “W-well, I mean… it can’t be that bad right? Most of them will probably just be, yanno, normal kids… right?” he tried.
As Nelen returned with Drusilla behind him Reshephia stood up, handing over the bracelet. “Take it. You’ll need it to send them all back and I need to go get the parts for the spell to do it. It can only do one spell at a time so its safe for now.” she nodded firmly as the warlock slid the bracelet into the bag, then the group raced out of the building!
As they got to the ground floor there was a clatter of bones and a cackling sound as another alternate Stephy in a long black gown and cloak rode past on a skeletal horse with witch-lights glowing in it’s eyes. “Son of a…” growled Nelen, then he heard a rumbling sound, “HEADS UP!” he shouted, shoving the group back as Demon Stephy roared past on the stolen motorcycle, leaving a trail of flames in his wake!
“Arja! You’re fireproof! You and Simoni take Dusk and go after the demon one! We’ll go find Isolde’s version!” he shouted as Arja gave a thumbs up and hopped on Simoni’s back, the two taking to the air and shooting off in pursuit of the demon.
Dawn sniffed around as they disappeared around the corner, “I smell rabbit fur, this way!” she shouted, having seen Flower Stephy summon the giant bunny from the window.
New Orleans was already erupting into chaos. They saw an explosion in the direction that Arja and Simoni had flown towards, and buildings all along the path had flowering vines growing all over them. Pretty, but they were Arcadian so they were probably dangerous.
Further along the path the Flower Stephy was having the time of their life, giggling and kicking his legs as he trailed blossoms behind him, all the plants he passed exploding into bloom as his glamour surged through the city, the sight of a giant rabbit catching the eye of everyone he passed. All around him cameras clicked and smartphones snapped, he’d be trending on Twitter within the hour if he wasn’t already.
He looked up as he caught the faintest whiff of snow, then looked behind him and grinned to see his wintery self and their companions sprinting after him. “Catch me if you can!” he giggled, urging Sir Flopsalot on as the giant rabbit took a shortcut through a large alleyway.
Suddenly, a loud crash drew their attention to the far end of the alleyway and another copy of Stephy jogged past, though this one had skin like marble and they wore a sort of toga like dress.
They were also carrying a car over their head.
Nelen blinked slowly, “… what… the hell was that one?” he asked.
Sammi nodded, “Changeling, I can sense the glamour about him. Buggered if I know who their keeper is though…” he frowned.
Stephy watched his alternate-self toss the car they were holding, then laugh and pick up another before lumbering off. “Huh, wonder if Dad stopped being such an asshole in that timeline after I could do that sort of stuff…” he murmured.
They left the alleyway and looked up at a cackling sound, seeing yet another Stephy riding past on an honest to gods broomstick and wearing a pointed hat. “… and one wound up in fucking Oz somehow?!” asked Nelen, then they looked away as a feral looking Stephy leapt atop a car and howled excitedly, their face a lupine muzzle and their body covered in dusky brown fur. “… and a werewolf too?!” he shouted, “HOW THE HELLS MANY MORE ARE THERE GOING TO BE?!” he demanded.
Stephy just looked around, “I wonder if it’s just me though…"
Just then, there was a huge burst of energy directly to their left and standing there were six people, one of which appeared to be another Nelen! He had long hair tied back into a ponytail and a goatee instead of a full beard, but it was unmistakably him! He wore long white robes in an oriental style and held a wooden stave with a top like a stylized wolf’s head. Next to him was a massive minotaur-like woman standing nearly twice his height in a black silk top and black trousers, with a staff that had an eagle-like head on it.
A young woman stood near them with small, pointed ears and pure white eyes, she had deep indigo hair with what appeared to be tentacles of some sort running through it, and was wearing leather armor with a pair of crystalline daggers in her belt. Next to her was a very small fox-like girl wearing a colorful skirt, red silken headscarf, and a matching wrap-top.
Between them all was a small, green-skinned man in a bomber jacket holding a rifle ready as he looked this way and that, as if trying to find something worth shooting. He had a hooked nose and huge batlike ears. Next to him was a very small woman with blonde hair tied into twin buns, wearing white and black robes and holding a staff in her hands.
“Chromie? Where are we now?!” asked the minotaur-woman, seeming rather high strung at the moment.
“Dunno Nitika, maybe another warzone?” commented the woman with the purple hair and tentacles as she looked around, her pointed ears twitching at the sounds around them.
“I… I don’t know! I don’t think this one is one of Azeroth’s timelines! I’m sensing SERIOUS temporal chaos! I think we just got sucked into it!” the small woman called back as she tried to focus on her staff.
Dawn grinned widely, walking towards them as her tail swished behind her, “Oh heck guys! Look! This Nelen actually is a wizard!”
“… what?” grunted the new Nelen, raising an eyebrow at her appearance. It was clear this Nelen had never seen anything like her before.
Dawn jogged over, then vanished, and with a pop and a surprised curse she was squatting on the wizard-Nelen’s shoulders.
“Woaaaaaaaah! He even smells the same! Think wherever he’s from has Old Spice too?!” she laughed as the magus snarled and reached up, trying to grab her… but she vanished and reappeared with a loud exclamation of some strange unrecognizable language atop the minotaur’s head.
Dawn grinned, shielding her eyes and pointing, “Hey! I can see our hotel from up here!” she laughed, then she vanished again before the bovid-woman could snatch her and appeared with a burp infront of the fox-like girl.
Dawn squatted down and looked at her, cocking her head.
The fox-girl cocked her head the other way, her ear flicking.
Dawn smiled, stuck out a finger, and tapped the vulpine on the nose. “Boop.” the cat grinned.
The fox giggled, then did likewise to the feline. “Boop!” she smiled.
Then Dawn vanished again and reappeared next to Nelen (the wizard,) and immediately flipped open his pouch, sticking her head and shoulders into it. “Hey! He knows the ‘make the big bag’ spell too! Think this one keeps cat treats in his bags?” she shouted to her allies.
This time however she was distracted enough for the newcomer to grab her firmly around the middle. He lifted her boldly out of the bag, then held her by the shoulders infront of him. “Oi, moggie.” he growled.
“Yeah?” she replied.
In an eyeblink she was looking at a massive werewolf wearing a mage’s robes and glasses. The lycantherope took a deep breath and roared, “STAY OUT OF MY BAG!” baring his fangs as the force of his voice blew her hair and ears back.
Dawn blinked slowly, then screamed and vanished from his grasp, reappearing behind her version of Nelen. “THAT NELEN IS WRONG! ITS EVIL NELEN! MAKE IT GO AWAY!” she hissed, her tail floofed out.
Nelen, the wizard, resumed his human form, took off his glasses, and pinched the bridge of his nose. “Chromie, could you please…”
“Sorry! I think I have it now! Weird multiverse huh guys?” she asked, and suddenly they all vanished.
Sammi cocked his head at where they had been standing. “… did that one with the all-white eyes and tentacles in her hair look familiar to anyone else?” he asked, looking around, “… No? Just me? Hm…”
Meanwhile, across town…
Natasha and her newly risen vampire ‘childe,’ Nicu, were hiding out on a rooftop as New Orleans apparently went mad. “Well! I can certainly see why Henri came to the Americas now! If nothing else this country is not short on excitement…” she mused, watching the chaos unfold below.
Nicu was next to her, the young boy still having a bit of blood on his lips from his first feeding. He had managed to keep from accidentally going too far, but he hadn’t quite learned to not be a messy eater yet. “… um… this isn’t normal for New Orleans Natasha, or… any city really.” he pointed out.
Natasha nodded, “Mm…” she murmured, then the two froze as they sensed something behind them, spinning around as a figure in black and red landed behind them, another vampire!
Natasha hissed, then paused and raised her eyebrow. “Wait… I know you… Stephy?” she asked in shock.
“Sort of!” replied the vampiric version of the young boy.
“… how… why are you a vampyr?! The fae cannot become undead!” she gasped in shock, stepping forward and looking over him with wide eyes.
“Weeeeeeell… it all started with…” he began, but then a loud explosion rocked the night as Arja and Simoni flew past.
“Fly faster Simoni! He just blew up another car!” shouted Arja as she held onto her shoulders tightly.
“If I go any faster we’ll crash Arja! Just hold on!” she shouted back as she whistled up another gust of wind to propel them onwards.
The three vampires got to the edge of the roof just in time to see Demon Stephy tearing past on the motorcycle, turn a corner, and go out of view. Several cars along the road were on fire now.
Natasha saw this and frowned, “… multiple Stephy… each different…” she glanced back at the vampiric one, then at where the demon had gone out of view, and sighed, “… Umbra’s bracelet, was it not? It must have backfired rather spectacularly. That must have been what Nicu and I felt earlier…”
“You figured that out awfully fast…” muttered Nicu, looking at her.
“I am centuries old Nicu.” she grinned at him, “You will learn too, in time.” the vampire girl nodded, patting his shoulder, “For now, we should locate Nelen. He will know how to best address this… situation.”
The two of them leapt off the rooftop, landing on the next one over, then began to jump from one to the other, their undead bodies propelling them further than they could have ever gone in life.
Vampire Stephy watched them go, then frowned, “… but… I wanted to tell her how…” he whined, then shrugged and raced after them.
Another part of the City
Nelen and the group were in full sprint, but everywhere they ran they saw more and more bizarre versions of their changeling friend popping up. An elvish version of Stephy with cybernetics from a timeline where technology had advanced far further than anyone had ever expected, a merfolk version (gods only knew how THAT happened) at the waterfront, trying to avoid all the buildings that were on fire, and more besides!
Halfway down the block Nelen stumbled to a halt and gasped as he gripped his knees. “Fucking… hells… that damn rabbit is fast… how the fuck are we supposed to gather up these kids when we can’t even catch ONE?!” he shouted.
“At least you’re getting your cardio in.” grinned Dawn.
Suddenly, from an alleyway came a small cheerful voice. “Hi!” it said.
All of them turned to see a small pudgy bear-like creature with glasses and a colorful rainbow design on it’s belly, like a plush toy come to life.
“… huh…” muttered Dawn, “Anyone have ‘Care Bear Stephy’ on their bingo card?” she asked, looking around as Winter Stephy squeed at the sight.
“Why didn’t anyone tell me Care-A-Lot was real?!” he giggled, scampering over to the plush-like version of himself and squatting down to examine them. He had always adored plush toys and other cute things, and a whole world of them definitely caught his attention.
“Oh goodie! New friends!” smiled the Care Bear version, “New wonderful friends we can share the word of the Great Cloudkeeper with and spread his love and caring further!” he nodded, “Now… we just gotta deal with all those impure thoughts you have. Who wants to get castrated first?” he asked, holding up a scalpel.
Stephy’s smile blew out like a lightbulb and he backpedaled quickly, “… oh, that’s why.”
“SAM! HEDGE GATE! ALLEY!” shouted Nelen, taking a running charge as Sammi slammed his hand against the edge of the alleyway. Briars formed around it as the view changed from a dingy alleyway to the depths of the hedge, the mage putting all his Fullmoon strength into his leg and kicking the bear through it in one quick motion!
“I still care for you all!” it shouted as it flew backwards, then it let out a yelp as a wolf made of brambles and nightmares jumped across the path and snapped it up in one go.
Dawn glanced at Stephy, “Yeaaaaaaaah, that’s why. They’re a little bit… Jonestown, and can fuck with emotions and minds. Nelen and I had to sort out a couple back when we were with the Wulfshead.” she replied, then she shuddered, “Anyone else just feel a chill?” she asked.
They turned to see another Stephy, this one wearing tight black leather with pierced ears, nostrils, lips, tongue, eyelids, and… well, pretty much if it could be pierced it was. The skin on his face was held back by hooks and the lenses for their glasses were implanted right into their skin! “Time… to play…” it hissed as it walked forward.
“Huh… Cenobite. Actually less off-putting than the Care Bear somehow.” shrugged the feline.
Several hours and a lot of chaos later…
Through much difficulty the group had managed to gather as many of the alternate versions of Stephy as they could in a convenient park, but now the mob numbered over fifty and were getting pretty agitated. There were Stephys of all shapes and sizes, all colors and species, and some with bodies that didn’t really seem to work in three dimensions.
“ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! TONE IT DOWN! Half of New Orleans is a disaster right now and the other half is on fire, but we need to sort you out NOW! Reshephia says that if we don’t get you all back to your own timelines a paradox will hit that’ll erase ALL of the Stephys here, including ours!” he shouted over the din of the mob, “She’s on her way now, just wait for her to get here!”
A cacophony of bored, gender-non-conforming voices rose up and he snarled, “Swear to all the gods and demons… I KNOW! WE’RE WORKING ON IT! JUST CHILL OUT AND… I don’t fucking know… TRADE POKEMON CARDS OR SOMETHING!" he shouted, then walked back and took off his glasses, rubbing his eyes.
He looked up the path and saw Reshephia running towards the park. “Never thought I’d be relieved to see a demon running towards me…” he sighed.
The succubus skidded to a halt and looked around, “Fuck! How many of him are there now?!” she asked, looking at the madness before her.
“At least fifty that we were able to get. We’re pretty sure its all of them. So how do we fix this?” he asked.
Reshephia looked around, her eyes huge, “… I… I can’t! There’s TOO many! My bracelet was never meant to warp time like this! Even if it was whole this shouldn’t be possible!” the succubi shouted.
Nelen stared at her, then back at the mob of various alternate versions of his cousin, then back at her, “SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THEN?!” he demanded.
“HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!” screamed Reshephia, throwing up her arms.
“Um, excuse me?” came a small voice nearby.
“Reshephia, what the hell do you mean you can’t fix this?! What about New Orleans getting blown to shit by the spell?!” yelled Nelen.
“I can at least stop THAT! But there’s no way I can send this many back to the right timelines!” she retorted. “How the hell is this even possible?! Is your cousin just destined to get grabbed by a bunch of weird supernatural shit?!”
“Hel-lo? Down here!” came the voice again.
“Reshephia, for fuck’s sake your bracelet caused this! Are you seriously telling me you don- that’s a dragon.” said Nelen as he looked to his right, seeing a massive reptilian face next to him.
The entire group, and most of the crowd, let out a surprised yelp as they looked over to see a huge dragon with sandy-brown scales and large horns squatting down next to Nelen and Reshephia.
“Theeeeeeeeere we go.” said the wyrm in a surprisingly high pitched voice, then in a swirl of sand the small blonde-haired girl from earlier was there, still in her black and white robes and holding her staff. “You two tend to panic easy huh?” she giggled.
Nelen stared at her, his jaw hanging open as she looked around. “So yeah, guess I can still hop the timelines to this world with all this craziness going on. My name is Chromie, of the bronze dragonflight, and I can get all these extras home where they belong!” she smiled, nodding. “Its kinda my job, keeping timelines in order… I mean a crash this big might even hit my world if its bad enough.”
Nelen found his voice, “… that’s a dragon.” he managed, falling silent again. Nobody, nobody at the Wulfshead or in Clan Fullmoon or anyone would ever believe this in a million years.
“Yep, bronze dragonflight, like I said.” she replied, raising her eyebrow at him. “Does… your world not have dragons?” she asked curiously, looking around, “Looks pretty fancy… well… what bits aren’t on fire. Guess all these extras did some damage huh?” she whistled as she looked around at the chaos wrought by several dozen supernaturally empowered teenagers.
Nelen stared, opened his mouth, closed it again, then raised his hand, then lowered it, then managed “… dragon.” in a stunned tone.
Chromie looked at him quizzically, raising her eyebrow, then shrugged and slammed the base of her staff against the ground, a huge portal of swirling sands appearing behind her. “ALRIGHT! Everyone who’s not supposed to be in this timeline, line up and enter the portal and we’ll get you back home! C’mon everyone, there might be treats involved!” she offered.
Slowly, the crowd of alternate Stephys looked between each other, then shrugged and began to file into the portal, each of them disappearing with a faint pop.
Nelen watched them go, and as the last one went in Chromie walked to it, then turned and waved, “Nice meeting you all. Bye!” she smiled, then vanished into it as the portal fell shut with a snap.
“… that… was a dragon.” stammered Nelen. “Someone, anyone, tell me you got a picture of that.” he asked.
Dawn grinned and held up her smartphone, “Yo.”
“That’s my girl.” he chuckled weakly.
Reshephia sighed, “Right, if that’s sorted…” she walked over to him, then reached into his pocket and snatched the remains of the bracelet out of it. “I’m going to go defuse this before it blows us into next week. Literally.” she frowned, heading back towards the hotel.
Simoni blinked slowly, having half-hidden behind Arja when Chromie revealed her true form to the crowd. “Um… what just happened?”
“I’m going to file this under ‘deus ex machina’ and leave it at that.” nodded her brother, clearing his throat. “But yeah, that sorts out that… we should probably get back to the hotel and…” he began, but an angry voice cut him off.
“What. THE ACTUAL FUCK. Is going on?!” shouted a familiar voice.
Coming up the street toward them was Aisha DeLane, wearing just a pair of jeans and a teeshirt that looked like she just threw them on, Claiomh Solias holstered on her hip. “Anyone wanna tell me why half of New Orleans is WRECKED right now?! What the hell did ya’ll do?!”
Nelen paused, then looked around. Now that the immediate issue of a swarm of Stephys was sorted out, it became apparent that the mob had seriously damaged the city. Fires were flickering in the distance, several buildings were encased in Arcadian flora, cars had been flipped over, blown up, or transformed into something amusing. It was a scene of supernatural madness!
“Uh… shit…” whispered Nelen. There was no way in hell that Rajesh could afford to fix this. A single hotel perhaps, but half an American City? “Okay. Kids? Get the fuck back to the hotel. Get your shit. We’re going back to India. Now.” he nodded.
“Fullmoon, what the fuck happened?!” demanded Aisha, glaring at him.
“I’ll tell you when we’re safely outside reality okay? Now c’mon!” he said as he began running back towards their lodgings, the rest of the group hurrying along as well. If they were lucky this would somehow get spun as a very unnatural disaster, but one that they could get relief money for. If not… well what the hell were they supposed to do?!
Dawn jogged along next to him, grinning, “Hey cheer up, could’ve been worse.” she nodded.
Nelen puffed along, glancing at her, “Worse how?!” he asked incredulously.
“One of those Stephys could have been a wendigo.” she smirked.
Nelen snorted, shaking his head. “Fuckin’ wendigos man…” he sighed.
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