#Andy sup

[silvershewolf247]

If Andy got possessed by Chucky, it would take him a while to figure it out, because it's not the first time he's hallucinated Chucky.

[ogviceversa]

Halloween Tales: Pumkle!

Caleb:

Okay I realize it’s not the best looking pumpkin but I tried my best! And I really wanted to do something fun for the season so… I guess I started with carving a pumpkin? I even named him Albert lol.

I’m 21, single, gay, and kinda lonely all around. I’ve really tried making attempts at making friends in my new college town but I guess I’m just weird. Plus, it doesn’t help that my parents got me a townhome to myself.

I started to head inside when I heard the sound of a car pulling in. I look up and knew instantly by the 2009 mustang that it was in fact my uncle Dennis.

“Oh great!”

Dennis climbs out and immediately starts talking.

“Sup Bud!”

“Hi Uncle Dennis. What are you doing here?”

“Well I talk to my brother and I’m out of a job right now. And he said I can come live with you for a bit. So looks like we’re roommates!”

“Fuck…” I say under my breath.

I thought for a moment he heard me but he just kept talking… which eventually turned into a ramble.

“So yeah, like I was saying you’re going to have to be cool with what I want around here. Starting with getting rid of this stupid pumpkin.”

“Oh come on Dennis! I just got done with carving it! His name’s Albert.”

“Ha! You named him? How fucking silly! We’ll say goodbye to Andy.”

“Albert.”

Dennis carries my pumpkin to our dumpster and tosses it in.

I walk back into my house pissed off. I couldn’t believe he just did that!

I stayed in my room for hours trying my best to avoid him. But eventually I have to leave my room.

It’s 8 o’clock now and I walk out of my room. I look around and Dennis had literally turned my place into his own person man cave.

I walk outside to find sitting on my front porch.

“You’re awake! I was wonderin when you’re gonna start cooking dinner because I’m starving!”

“Bro you can’t cook?”

“Hell no! But you can,” he says lighting a cigarette.

“Why would I do that,” I say crossing my arms.

“Well you can cook for me or I can tell your parents all the bad things you’ve been doing here.”

I roll my eyes and stormed into the kitchen. I cook for him and he even complained about the food!

After that, I uncle Dennis pulled off his clothes down to his boxers and flung his body on the couch. I couldn’t believe his lack of decency. But I also felt something strange deep inside of me. A weird attraction to his fit body.

I realize my uncle is a good looking man but his personality sucks! And I feel so grossed out by even finding myself being so turned on…

But his big smelly feet… his pits… his chest… his bulge… god it’s been a minute since I’ve seen a handsome my body that wasn’t on the internet.

I run off to bed and lay down. I realize that I have a raging boner. So I angrily started jerking off trying not to think about Dennis.

But alas… his body is all I have on my mind.

I think about how he’s such a dick that I literally blurt out, “I wish that I could change Dennis! That someone or something would just takeover him and let me do whatever I want with his body! I want to smell his feet so bad! I want to feel his cock… his balls! Have his strong hands rub all over me!!! Ohhhh fucccccc…”

I came at the thought and soon fell asleep.

The Next Morning…

I wake up and get out of bed. I head to the bathroom and here Dennis is inside.

“Hey Dennis can you hurry up! I have to pee!”

Dennis swings open the door and he’s standing in his briefs last night and he’s WEARING MY PUMPKIN ALBERT OVER HIS HEAD!

“Really funny Dennis! Now take it off.”

Dennis shrugs at me and then I notice something… the pumpkin is hallow…

I begin to scream and run… the pumpkinhead wearing uncles body follows me until I’m in a corner.

“What are you going to do to me?!?,” I say to it as it fully approaches.

He reaches out and grabs my hand. He moves my hand to Dennis’s crotch. He return reaches into my pajama pants and starts fondling my dick…

“Holy crap…”

I lose train of thought for second because it feels so good.

“ Hold on a sec, how and why are you controlling Dennis’s body?”

He turns and looks around the room trying to search for something. And then gestures like he wants to write something.

I find him a pin and paper. I give it to him and he starts to write.

“Hi Caleb, it’s me Albert! I heard your wish last night and decided to take over Dennis. Thank you for granting me his body, I’m so happy to have it. Now I can’t wait to serve you. This body is now just as much as yours as it is mine. Oh and one more thing! Sorry I look scary right now butI’ll look normal soon I promise!”

“My wish… that’s right! Wait… What about Dennis’s uhhh head.”

Albert grabs my hand and leads me to the front porch. I see a new pumpkin sitting with what looks to be a very angry face.

“That’s Dennis?”

He gives me a thumbs up.

“So what now?”

He takes my hand and leads me back to the bedroom.

Albert lays down on my bed and pulls off his new bodies briefs.

The beautiful body that once belonged to my Uncle Dennis is now completely naked in front of me.

I thought for a moment that maybe I should stop but what’s the point? I can’t undo anything now.

I get into bed with him and immediately press my face into his crotch. He has this mush to him that so hot to me and I just know it’s been a minute since his body has had a proper shower.

I kiss down his thighs and look down at his big sexy feet.

I look up at Albert and say, “feel free to play with your new dick for a few. I’m going to be down here,” I say directing to his feet.

I run my tongue up and down his soles while watching Albert gently fondle his new dick. He twists his nipples which causes his dick to leak a bit.

I stand up and pull off everything that I’m wearing.

I put his big feet together and start rubbing my boner in between his soles. Albert catches on and starts giving me a foot job.

He works his toes so well… it’s impressive especially since last night he didn’t have any.

I moaning loudly and Albert pace’s faster on both of our cocks. Im watching his big hairy balls move up and down… his tight grip on his cock…

I can’t take much more…

We both explode at the same time. His feet and his chest is covered in cum.

I lick his toes clean and work my way up to his chest.

I lick his cum off of him and I notice something. His cum has a pumpkin flavor to it.

I bust out laughing and crawl up to his chest. He pulls me in and we’re both lying naked cuddled up together.

A few hours later, we wake up from a nap and we’re both hard again. This time Albert takes control and works my cock for me.

I cum again and crawl down to his dick. I give his throbbing head a kiss before sucking him off.

Albert seems to love it from how squirmy it made his body. He must have known he was close because he literally pushes my head in and cums down my throat.

We eventually get up and I take us to the bathroom.

I turn on the shower and we both get in. Our bodies are rubbing soap all on each other and I keep kissing him. Albert seems to be fascinated by my cock because he can’t stop touching it.

I feel his cute hairy butt and got an idea. I gingerly inserted a finger into his hole.

“Is that okay?” I ask him.

That’s when he makes almost a grunting noise.

“Oh my god Albert! Are you about to speak?”

“Mmmmhuuuu-yuuu-sss.”

“Wow! Thats awesome!”

After our shower I dry us off and I head to the suitcase Derek brought. I dig through his clothes and found an outfit for Albert that I thought would look sexy on him.

I get him dressed and he sits on the couch. I pull my phone out to take a picture.

“Okay! Flex for me sexy!”

He taps at the couch to come sit with him but I tug off his boots and pull off his socks.

“Sorry I like seeing them.”

He wraps his arm around me and we watch a Halloween horror special together.

Soon it’s night time and I offer to cook for Albert but instead he gets up. He heads to the kitchen and starts cooking for me.

“You’re so sweet!”

As he brings out a plate, he starts to make a muffling noise.

“Uuuu— rr— muh-muh love.”

“Aww thank you. You’re my love too.”

After dinner, we both strip out of our clothes and full around for the third time.

This time Albert lets me insert a couple of fingers into his hole. I work it for a bit trying to be soft since he’s so tight.

I pull out and carefully insert my dick into him. His body quivers, I move back and forth inside of him.

He runs his hands all over me. He starts to moan…it’s a deep moan that sounds almost like Dennis’s voice.

“Harder Caleb! It feels soooo good,” he says clear as day.

I go faster and faster….

We’re both moaning so loud!

I feel myself about to cum inside of him and his dick explodes.

I lick his chest clean and we both fell asleep.

The next morning I wake up and almost thought yesterday was a dream.

I look over and Albert’s not in bed with me. But I notice a bunch of pieces of pumpkin are laying in the bed.

“Oh my god Albert!”

I rush out of my bedroom and run to the living room.

But I’m caught off guard when I hear a familiar voice say, “Good morning Caleb.”

I turn and see him… he has a human head! An exact match of Dennis…

“Hi…,” I say taking precaution just in case last night was a dream.

“Sorry, I wanted to surprise you. Do you like the new head?”

“Albert?”

“It’s me my love!”

I rush over to him and touch his face.

“God, this is… wow this is amazing!”

I kiss his lips and we keep kissing over and over again.

“So can I do that thing with my new mouth on your cock now?”

“Oh god yes!”

A Month Later…

“So you ready to meet our family?”

“Yeah but do I have to pretend I’m Dennis?”

“Yeah babe and you can’t be flirty with my parents around. It’s taboo.”

“Fine! But can we at least share a bed?”

“Well I guess I’m sure that would be fine since they only have my old bed.”

“Great! Now come give your uncle Dennis a kiss before we have to go!”

I roll my eyes and pulled Albert in for a long kiss.

“Oh don’t forget the pumpkin pie! I made it from scratch.” 😉

[cevansbrat0007]

Indecent Exposure Pt. II: Reality Bites

Summary: REPOST! After a night of hiding in your room, you're none too pleased to find your Dad's best friends, Bucky, Andy, and Steve waiting for you in the kitchen. Too bad they're more excited to see you than you are to see them. Read Part Three!

Warnings: Mature Themes, Bucky Being A Menace, Brat!Reader, Unwanted Touching, Dad's Best Friend Themes, Older Men/Younger Women Themes, Brief Reference to Spanking and Discipline, Panty Sniffing, Semi-public Masturbation, Allusions to Breeding Kink, Cursing, Minors DNI

A/N: "THIS CHAPTER IS A REPOST WITH EDITS* Please heed all warnings. Part of my Indecent Exposure Series. If you'd like to be added to the tag list, please let me know.

You roll over in bed with a groan. Using your pillow to shield your face from the early morning sunlight, you reach for your phone to check the time. Squinting at the screen you’re surprised to see that it’s just past 9:00am. 

As if on cue, your stomach rumbles, reminding you that you hadn’t eaten anything since lunchtime yesterday. Last night you’d been so determined to avoid Bucky that you’d chosen to sequester yourself in your room. 

At some point you must’ve fallen asleep before you could even place your DoorDash order. It was a testament to just how upset and uncomfortable you were about your current predicament.

Sometimes reality really fucking bites.

But you were a big girl. You were going to figure out a way to navigate through this mess – uncles or no goddamn uncles. You were going to make sure they gave you the space you needed this summer. Which meant it was time to set some boundaries. 

Easing your way out of bed you pad over to the bathroom to quickly wash your face and brush your teeth. Once you’re feeling appropriately refreshed you head for the door. If you were being honest, you were kind of surprised that Bucky had left you alone last night.

Not that you were complaining or anything.

You take a second to put on your slippers before opening the door. As soon as you step into the hall, you’re greeted with the smell of frying bacon. Your stomach rumbles again as you begin to make your way down the stairs. 

Guard up, you pause just outside of the kitchen. You inadvertently bristle at the sound of several male voices floating out into the hallway. Apparently you had company. 

Fucking awesome. 

FInally ready to make your presence known, you breeze into the kitchen acting completely unbothered – making a point of ignoring the men who are taking up entirely too much space in your favorite room of the house.

Unfortunately, it’s too little, too late when you remember that you’re wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink sleep shorts and a matching Shortcake tank top. Had you actually thought about it, you would’ve donned your most modest flannel pjs, complete with a robe, before you set foot in a space with these men.

You could almost swear they had x-ray vision or something based on how hard they’re staring at you. Of course, you also knew that that couldn’t possibly be true. It had to be your imagination.  

“Good morning, sunshine.” One of them coos. Casting a quick glance over your shoulder you assume the greeting came from the handsome blonde on your right. 

Welcome to the party, Uncle Steve.

He looks different than the last time you saw him. His hair is longer, and he’s also rocking a beard. You begrudgingly have to agree that it looks good on him. Of their own accord, your gaze briefly strays to his massive biceps before you force yourself to look away. 

“Yo.” Your voice comes out a little rougher than usual, reminding you that you could use some coffee. 

“Clover.” Another voice is quick to admonish with a soft cluck of his tongue – which most likely belonged to Bucky. “Is that really how you’re going to greet your Uncle Steve? And you completely ignored Andy.” 

“Sup dawg?” You fire back as you feel your face heat. 

This is why you didn’t like engaging with other humans before you had your coffee. A fact that was especially true since you were doomed to entertain a group of annoying interlopers for the next several months. 

You go to reach for the pot, intending to pour yourself a healthy cup of joe, only to jump when you feel two hands come from behind you to grip your forearms before forcibly turning you around to face both of the men who were currently sitting at your kitchen table. 

Andy looks even better than you remembered. You vaguely recall that he was supposed to be an attorney or something, which was probably why he was rocking a suit and tie. You watch as he quirks one tawny brow at you, his bearded face making it clear that he doesn’t appreciate your not-so-subtle show of disrespect. 

“Let me go.” You growl, squirming against Bucky’s hold as your t-shirt rides up, exposing your belly. “Now, please.”

“Clover.” He hisses, his warm breath caressing your ear. “Apologize to your Uncles right now. I would hate to have to call Daddy to inform him that his precious “pumpkin” is being so blatantly disrespectful.” One brawny arm wraps around your middle, making it clear that there would be no escape.

Feeling helpless all you can do is mutter a defiant “bite me”. 

“You’re breaking my heart, sweetness.” Andy hums, politely stirring his coffee. “I canceled all of my morning meetings to be here with you, and I can’t even get a proper greeting?”

“Right?” Steve chimes in, his eyes hard as he agitatedly runs his thick fingers through his hair. “We all have places we could be, Clover. I get your Daddy went on tour and left you home all alone, but we’re sacrificing quite a bit to make sure you feel loved and supported.”

“Is this really the thanks we get? You being a brat?” Bucky’s voice is pure silk as he continues to reprimand you. “We love you, but I think I speak for all of us when I tell you we can only tolerate so much.” 

Your mind goes blank when he shifts his hold, allowing his muscled forearm to graze the underside of your breasts. Once again you try to break free, hating the way your face burns when you feel your nipples involuntarily pebble beneath the thin fabric of your t-shirt. 

Fucking hell! You really should’ve put on a fucking bra before you came downstairs. 

To make matters worse, you can tell that you’re not the only one who’s noticed your brand new predicament. You watch as Andy’s nostrils flare in surprise. Of course he tries to play off his interest by scrubbing a hand over his neatly cropped beard.

Meanwhile, Steve remains perfectly still, his face unreadable. But his white-knuckled grip on the edge of his chair lets you know that there’s something going on beneath the surface.  

“Apologize, Clover.” Bucky rasps as his large, calloused palm comes to rest on the exposed skin of your belly – the very same belly that was currently filled with a million unruly butterflies. “I promise you good girls will get to have a hell of a lot more fun this summer.”

“I–I’m sorry.” You respond hoarsely. Meanwhile, there’s also something hard pressing against your lower back. And it only seems to get harder the more you wriggle. 

Must be his keys. 

“That was okay, but I think we all know you can do better.”

Forcing yourself to take a deep breath you decide to try again. Because at this point you were pretty much willing to do anything to bring an end to this uncomfortable interaction. “I’m sorry, Uncle Steve. A-and I’m sorry, Uncle Andy.” 

“Good girl.”

Now that you’ve made a proper apology, you’ve apparently earned yourself a kiss from your would-be captor. Really, it’s nothing more than a chaste brush of his lips against your temple. But it’s enough to spike your blood pressure in a way that makes you more than a little nervous. 

You send up a silent prayer of thanks when Bucky finally decides to let you go. Your need for coffee remains all but forgotten as you skitter away in the opposite direction. Now that you’ve managed to put some distance between you and him, you can finally get a good look at the man who somehow managed to turn your legs to jelly. 

He’s wearing gray sweats and a white tank, giving you the impression that he must have just finished working out. The dark haired man then crosses his arms over his chest, showing off his impressive biceps. Say what you would about the men your Dad called friends, but you could not deny that they were all in amazing shape.

Built like fucking gods. Too bad they also happened to be self-righteous assholes. 

Feeling both outmanned and outgunned, you decide to beat a hasty retreat to the one place where you knew you would be safe. 

Your bedroom. 

“I…am just gonna go get changed for breakfast.” You tell them, wishing to God that the floor would just open up and swallow you whole right now. 

“Sounds good, princess.” Steve rises from his chair and heads toward the stove. “I was just about to make my famous scrambled eggs before you came downstairs. You still like cheddar cheese don’t you?” His once clouded blue orbs are now shining with an emotion that you can’t quite name.

Honestly, you’d rather snack on a plate full of drywall than eat breakfast with any of them. But bowing out of the meal no longer feels like a viable option. Which meant it was time to regroup. 

“Uh, yeah. Sounds…yummy.” You offer him a thin smile in return before spinning on your heel and beating a hasty retreat back upstairs.

“Hurry back, princess.” 

The moment they’re convinced you’re out of earshot, all three men break out in a fit of laughter. It lasts for a good thirty seconds before they manage to regain their composure. Bucky is the first to speak.

“Didn’t I tell you? We’ve got ourselves a little fucking brat.” He smacks his palm on the counter. 

“God, this is gonna be an amazing fucking summer.” Andy sighs before undoing his tie. Because who the fuck was he kidding? He had no intention of going into the office today. “I’ve already come up with half a dozen ways to put that smart mouth to good use.”

“I’m pretty sure Ari already called dibs on being the first one to make our little Clover warm his cock.” Steve reaches for the carton of eggs, cracking them into a bowl with learned skill. 

“He can’t have her pussy and her mouth. Tell your brother he gets to pick one. He can’t have both.”

Bucky can’t help the lecherous grin that slowly spreads across his features while he watches his buddies argue over their girl. And while he was pretty sure that you didn’t suspect a thing, he couldn’t wait to bury his head between your thighs. 

He planned to spend hours eating the holy fuck out of your pretty little pussy. And if his pals wanted to watch, then the more the merrier. Sergeant James “Bucky” Barnes had never been the type to shy away from an audience. 

After all, they’d shared women before and it had been amazing. The only difference between then and now was that they actually cared about you. 

“What are you over there dreaming about, Buck?”

“Spreading our girl out on the kitchen table and devouring her tight little cunt until she’s crying and begging for me to stop.” He replies without missing a beat. 

“Oh fuck.” Andy rears back in his chair as if surprised by the other man’s answer. “Now I’d pay good money to see that. I bet it’d be even better if we could get Ari to tie her up. Maybe keep her like that all day.” He reaches down to adjust his growing erection.  

“As much as I enjoy the direction of this conversation, I’m going to have to ask that we talk about something else.” The blonde begins to whisk the eggs, only pausing long enough to add a dash of salt and pepper. 

“Why?”

“Because I’m hard as fuck, you punk. Plus, she’s gonna be back down here sooner rather than later. And we don’t wanna spook her. Do we?” He tosses a meaningful glare over his shoulder. 

“Fine.” They both concede, palms raised high.

The conversation briefly lapses into a comfortable silence before Steve pipes up with one more question. “Alright, this is the absolute last thing I’m gonna say.” He promises as he dumps a small bowl of cheddar cheese into a skillet containing the eggs. “The last fucking thing.”

“Sure it is.” Andy snorts, disbelief in his tone.

“I bet Ari $20 that Clover was going to earn her first spanking by the weekend. But he has faith that she’ll make it a little longer.” 

Bucky sucks in a breath as he tries to process what he just heard. “Oh, I want in on that one. You game, Andrew?”

The man in question simply rolls his eyes before rising from his seat. “Eh, I’m with Ari on this one. I’ll give her another week too.” He takes a moment to stretch his arms over his head, cracking his back as he does. “Our sweet little Clover doesn’t seem to like rules all that much. It’s obvious that Daddy Dale is an absolute pushover. But for now, I get the feeling she’s going to continue toeing the line. See how far she can push before she gets in trouble.”

 “Have patience, fellas. I have a feeling we’ll get the opportunity to claim our girl soon enough.” Jamming his hands in his pockets, Andy begins to head in the direction of the stairs, intending to check on just what was taking you so long. “Be back in a minute.”

Andy whistles low as he makes short work of climbing the stairs. In his defense, and he always has one, he didn’t consider himself a pervert. Now that you were legal, perhaps you’d come to realize that there was nothing wrong with enjoying the company of an older man. And what’s more, he was pretty certain that once he showed you what you were missing, you’d be just as affected by him as he was by you. 

When he reaches your door, he cautiously turns the knob, only to be surprised when he finds it unlocked. As he steps into the room he hears running water coming from the bathroom attached to your bedroom. 

Figuring he had a little time, he quietly skulks around your room, checking out everything that catches his eagle eye. The first thing he comes upon is your journal. While he’s tempted to thumb through it, he didn’t know how much time had before you were through with your shower.

Placing it back on your desk amongst the other clutter, he ambles over to a nearby wall. The one filled with pictures of you and your friends. There’s also a few of you and your parents. But none of him, Ari, Bucky, or Steve.

A fact that bothers him a little more than he’d ever like to admit. 

His mood slightly dampened, Andy steps over a pile of clothes on the floor in an effort to get to your closet. He pauses long enough to make sure he can still hear the water running before he does something he’s been dreaming about for a long time. 

He reaches into your hamper, haphazardly searching for the one thing he knew had the power to keep his baser urges at bay until your precious birthday. His eyes light up when he finally spies his prize.

A pair of used black, cotton panties. 

Andy brings them to his nose before inhaling deep, saving the unique scent that was all you. He startles when the bathroom door suddenly opens, revealing your towel clad form, prompting him to hastily shove them in his pocket.

“What the hell, Uncle Andy?!” You screech, wrapping the towel even tighter around your freshly scrubbed body.

“I…just came up to check on you, sweetheart.” He replies with a shrug. “It’s been awhile since I’ve seen your room.” Andy makes a show of glancing around your room. “It’s kind of a mess in here.”

“Will you please just get out?” Each word is spoken through gritted teeth. 

“Sure thing, Clover.” Aware that his time was up, he heads for the door. And he’s not the least bit surprised when he hears it slam shut behind him, complete with a lock.

He doesn’t take it personally – especially since he’d been the one to intrude. He’d invaded your space without permission. But since he’d gotten what he came for, he was feeling pretty good. 

Andy’s feeling so good, that he hardly even responds when his buddies, Bucky and Steve, razz him about his sudden urge to rush out of the house after checking on you. They have no idea why he’s so pressed, and he doesn’t bother to clue them in either. 

Frankly, it was none of their fucking business. They could go on their own panty raid if they felt so inclined.

Climbing in his Lexus, he throws the car in drive before heading in the direction of a nearby local park. He was too excited to wait until he got home, especially since his newly found prize was damn near burning a hole in his pocket. 

It doesn’t take him long to reach his destination. And once he does, he doesn’t stop until he finds a secluded area where he can park. Blowing out an eager breath, he quickly undoes his slacks before reaching into his pocket to pull out the tiny piece of fabric he’d swiped from you earlier. 

Andy lets out a quiet moan as he sniffs them once more, finally giving in to his dark desires. And then he fists a trembling hand around his thick cock – the same one that holds your panties. He eagerly pumps his shaft, allowing his head to fall back against the seat as he imagines what it’s going to be like the first time he’s finally able to lose himself between your thighs. 

“Fuck!” He snarls as he increases the pace, his hips now jerking in time with his movements. Christ, he couldn’t wait until he got to cum inside you. The last couple nights he’d been dreaming about filling you with his seed, over and over again. 

Fucking breeding the shit out of you until he’d satisfied the beast in his mind that demanded he claim you in every possible way. He’d fill you up so good too, make sure that they didn’t waste a drop. An image of you, your belly swollen with his child, is all it takes for him to erupt, with rope after rope of hot, white cum splashing onto the steering wheel. 

“Ahh, fuck baby!” 

Breathing heavily, Andy decides to bask in the moment a little longer before cleaning himself up. It was going to be hard, giving you time to warm up to him and the others. But he was confident that he could do it. 

He could and would be patient. 

But until then, he had a feeling he was going to get a lot of use out of your pretty little panties. Which was okay too. He was almost positive you wouldn’t mind.

Especially since he already planned on buying you more. 

END

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2 - their hangout https://www.tumblr.com/hophopscotch/771787751228096512/in-their-hang-out-btw-that-man-is-dollfaces?source=share

3 - Abnormally dancing gem https://www.tumblr.com/hophopscotch/771906055106150400/suicide-attempt?source=share

4- Lost sympathy https://www.tumblr.com/hophopscotch/772872479991562240/you-too-actually-you-need-a-raise?source=share

5- Alexandre https://www.tumblr.com/hophopscotch/772773682660753408/oh-thank-you?source=share

6- Mini Alexandre and Alessandro

https://www.tumblr.com/hophopscotch/772819672997543936?source=share

7- Silly stuff https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/773651840142344192/soosince-ann-is-also-gonna-be-blue-i-decided-to?source=share

8- Dollface's psychological https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/773658255957360640/i-have-an-opinion-alongside-the-trauma-dollface?source=share

9- P.D's color palette https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/773634911981780992/felt-cute-so-i-made-a-pd-color-palette-and?source=share

10- Theme songs https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/773696772208017408/do-the-characters-have-any-theme-for-them?source=share

11- Hoppy's themes https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/774061109780103168/character-themes-pt1?source=share

12- Dollface's themes https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/774063701590425600/character-themes-pt-2?source=share

13- P.D's themes https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/774151129054543872/tyyy?source=share

14- idk either https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/774866151864926208?source=share

15- Alexandre's themes https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/775204664935432192/theme-songs-last-part-alexandre?source=share

16- issues https://www.tumblr.com/justsomeonewow/775204378799947776/blood-murder-and-homophobia?source=share

[andyssecondfan]

Sup, i drew Andy as that One #helluva boss animation and i liked it (also, i'm not drawing him in the other part BC i love him and i'm not able to draw G#re)

[sm-baby]

sup sm baby!!!

does ragatha like raggedy ann and andy? has she even heard of them? i wonder what she'd think if she had the dolls of them. absolute goobers

" not ALL dolls knows eachother, Pomni 🙄"

Hehe she likes the movie... But honestly she doesn't even know it exists. No one in the carnival really know anything outside the game. Its like being stuck in a small area and cut from the outside world.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Incubus:*comes out of Lucifer's room after trauma induced sex* Hey Angel. Angel Dust:*tired and has coffee while passing by* Sup, Andy...*stops*wait.

Angel: The fuck are you doing here and in his room?

Andy: Working? Honestly, he's one of my better clients, he has a big dick and knows how to use it.

Angel: But you're a placeholder.

Andy: I know, but that's my job.

Angel really wishes Lucifer would get his shit together and go after who he really wants.

[ask-the-critters]

Avery and his siblings have dropped by to say hi! (Lol that rhymes)

Avery: "Hiya guys!"

Andy: "Hello there!, Hope you're doing well"

Andrew: "Hiiiii"

Annie: "Heya! How y'all doing?"

Amy: -Just waves-

DogDay: Hi there!

CatNap: Hey.

Crafty: H-Hello!

Hoppy: Sup.

Kickin: Heyo.

Bubba: Greetings.

Picky: Hi there.

Bobby: Hiiiii~!

[tricktits]

Fall Out Boy as Vines

*Pete and Patrick in the kitchen beating the shit out of each other* Joe: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle? Interviewer: How do you keep your pants up while performing? It's incredible! Andy:... Andy:Belt. Patrick: Three, four, five, six, seven- JOSEPH!!! Get it together sweetie, we have a show this weekend. FOB Documentary: And they were roommates. FOB Fandom: Oh my god, they were r o o m a t e s. *Pete sneezes, causing a bunch of deer to scatter* Patrick: Nice, Pete. Pete: I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze? Pete: Don't tell your mother :) Patrick: Kiss one another :) Pete: DIE FOR EACH OTHER Patrick: ๐_๐ Joe: Patrick, your song was so good! Patrick:ohbeacauseididnteventryitwasjustlikeimprovand- Joe: oh my GOD why can't you just take the freaking compliMENTTTTTTTTT Patrick: *Chilling with headphones on in his airplane seat* Pete *whispering*: Patrick. Patrick. Do you want your cranberry juice? Andy: Welcome to Bible Study, we're all children of Jesus. *Pete snorts a fat load of coke* Andy: ♪ Kumbaya my lord- ♪ Joe's Autobiography: It all started when my mom met my dad, and they fell in love, and they had me. Hi, I'm Joe- Andy: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone. Patrick: I'm gone. Andy: Now go chop his dick- Patrick: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He's dumb. And he's a coward. And I am NOT a coward. Pete: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water? Andy: It's not water. Pete: Vodka! I like your style- Andy: It's vinegar. Pete: What? Andy: It's vinegar, pussy. Patrick: Hey Pete! Pete: Sup bitch Patrick *giggling*: Stopppp Pete: Bitch Patrick: *VIOLENTLY MOANS*

[itsjulesdude]

Sup' Tumblr, haven't used you since 2019 it seems.

Welcome to my brain rot blog, I'ma post whatever I feel like; ask box and DMs are open if you are also a silly lil guy who wants to engage in silliness with me.

Anyways here's a doodle from my sketchbook of good ol' Raggedy Andrew from the hit 1977 movie "Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure", everything I draw is cursed to look Tumblr-fied so I do hope this place enjoys that

More to come as soon as I have the energy I guess, until then 👋

[suicidal-coffin-boy]

Born to be Leyley made to be Andy

Sup,Decided to finally make one of those pinned intro post,

You can call me Andrew or Andy,I'm trans libramasc aplatonic and go by He/Him,

I'm a pro Andrew x Ashley shipper so if that bothers you than please leave this blog,I'm emo and post weird shit,I like to schizo daydream about doing morbid crime with my Leyley darling~

Likes:

• Drawing (I'm still improving!)

• Dark romance/humor

• Watching movies/series

• Cooking and baking 🍋🧁 🥩

• Long car rides

• My dearest Leyley <3

My favorite music artist are: My chemical romance,Molchat Doma,Pastel Ghost

If you wanna chat with me or ask questions be free to do so

[ramblinganthropologist]

Under the cut because endgame spoilers.

I hope Solas is accessible in his little place of the Fade after he binds himself to it, if only for his son to come talk to him (sass him?) sometimes later.

And more importantly, in like 20 some years post Trespasser, for a curly haired Lord of Fortune to pop in.

???: Sup, old man.

Solas: ... you are not Conan...

???: Yeah, I take after my mom. No surprises there you can't see the ears.

Solas: ... yes, there was a woman around him. Ah. She was your mother.

???: Her name is Prosperity-fucking-Hawke, get it straight and put some respect on her name, old man.

Solas: My apologies, I never learnt her name. Or yours, for that matter. I should know the name of my... grandson?

???: By blood only. And I guess you should know who's gonna come to sass you more often since dad's so busy with the shop and all.

Andy: Name's Anders. There's a bunch of middle names, but Anders is all you need to know.

[cryptid-killjoy]

Flotsam / Valerie ║ DOB: October 8 ║ The Little Mermaid/AHS/ Supernatural AU║ FC: Andy Biersack / Saraya Jade Bevis

“Suit yourself. It was only a suggestion.”

UPDATED BIO FROM GAMEPLAY

Goal: To be an Electric Werewolf like the rest of their pack

Powers 

Shared Sight - Both twins were born with special vision. At will, they can choose to see through each other’s eyes.  This was a shared twin power originally with his brother Jetsam.

Note: It didn't begin controlled. As children they'd get stuck in each others' vision unable to see through their own eyes. It became a weakness.

Timeline Note: What control they gained was slowly lost. As the power stretched to more family members it became increasingly difficult to keep the right window open. Flotsam was constantly adjusting and retraining.

Note: Flotsam is the one with the gold eye on the left. Blue on the right. 

However, after Jetsam's final death the sight turned black, like a window was shut. This shared sight was passed to their children. All the children have connections to each other too. It is a family secret. There are very few friends who know for their safety so it can't be used against them. Below is a list with the shared sight connected to Flotsam.

Chip & Dale - Jetsam's biological fraternal twins

Scout - Flotsam's biological daughter

River -History of River's Sight: At one point Flotsam could see with River his biological son, but that sight has gone dark. His son became a vampire and then was staked and is now a ghost. River also at one point had the sight with Elsa and that has remained a family secret even from Flotsam.

Valerie, Rhiannan, and Stark - Valerie's biological triplets. To be accurate, the girls are identical twins and the male is fraternal.

Thomas - Flotsam's husband gained the sight through the connection with the triplets and also with Scout through the werewolf bite. So, he's connected with Flo/Val, Scout, Valerie, Rhiannan, and Stark.

Electric Manipulation - They can create, conduct, and control electricity.  Medium Powers - Flotsam has a close connection to "the other side" through all the teachings he gained from Dr. Facilier. Automatic writing among other ways spirits cross over through them can happen. Their interest in necromancy left the door open. They like to use their Papa's phrase, "They got friends on the other side." Blood Amulet - Dr. Facilier's transmutation amulet. This amulet allows Valerie to turn into Flotsam by putting his blood in it. The power is temporary. A demon gender switched him into a girl and now it's the only way to be his born form. It could technically be used to transmute into anyone with the right droplet of blood, but to switch to Flotsam is its main purpose.

Relationships and Connections

Flotsam / Valerie [SELF - ALIVE] ▶ Flotsam is the original body. Valerie is the body a demon transformed them into. It was their altar, but it's just who they are now considering they have to use magic to form into Flotsam.

Jetsam [Brother - DEAD - On the Other Side] ▶ He and his brother had a falling out and ended up dead because of it.

Mambo Laveau [Adoptive Mother - DEAD - On the Other Side] ▶ She was a Voodoo Priestess (not to be confused with the actual Marie Laveau, not an incarnation) and the woman who saved them from a dumpster as infants. Flotsam had a close relationship with her. He was far more a Momma’s boy than Jetsam ever was. Died in the Coven War.

Dr. Facilier [Father Figure - DEAD - On the Other Side] ▶ Although he is a work of magic and really his mother’s shadow come to life, Flotsam was still raised by this dominant shadow person and calls him Papa Facilier. Died in the Coven War.

Brigette Wolfe [Half-Sister - DEAD - Voodoo Werewolf] ▶ Flotsam was a little jealous when he first learned he had a sister, but that lasted about a day because he quickly realized that meant she could take over leadership of the camp and it would absolve him of the responsibility he was fretting over. She became a superhero to him. Total queen. He misses her dearly. Died In the Horned King Take-Over.

Zeke Wolfe [Uncle - DEAD - Werewolf] ▶ The Big Bad Wolf was his mother's boyfriend. "Uncle" Zeke. When someone's around enough to be dubbed your uncle that means they're pretty damn special. Flotsam can't think of him any other way. He was a father figure to Flotsam when Dr. F wasn't around. Sometimes his mamma kept her shadow tucked away to make sure Flotsam got the influence of a real man in his life. She was always afraid she brought Zeke in too late to have an effect on the boys. Flotsam misses him and his bacon obsessed self so much. Died in the Horned King Take Over.

Thomas [Husband - Alive - Hellhound/Werewolf] ▶ Originally Thomas Savage he took Flotsam's adoptive surname. They're bound together by more than marriage. Flotsam holds the bond to the Hellhound that keeps Thomas's immortality intact by magic gone amuck. The absolute best person that ever existed. Their fix it man. The love of their god damn life. The when it's over they'll be good and ready to die happy because they experienced something good... finally person. Someone actually chose them, didn't throw them away like the garbage they were named after. Nothing and no one came first, not a camp, society, not a person, not a status, money, moral, or a name. For once in their life, they counted the most. Flotsam never experienced that before.

Valerie Wren, Rhiannan Dove, Thomas Stark [Children - Alive] ▶ Triplets fathered by Thomas. The dream. Powers so far = Electric Werewolves.

Chip [Grown Son - Alive-ish - Zombie/Werebaby-bit] ▶ Chip is Jetsam's biological son, but Flotsam was more of a caretaker by comparison. Chip is also the cannibal loa's vessel. Chip murdered Jetsam, his own father, Flotsam's brother. Chip has a polyamorous family with several wives and children. He still named his child after his father. Jetson and Bandit (zombie werewolf grandchildren). Praline - (human granddaughter) His wives are The Daughters-In-Laws = Raya (zombie werewolf), Ray (voodooist), Pippin (human/pilot), Jenna (human/zombie survival group leader), Ziya (voodooist). Chip has Earth/Gem Powers.

Dale [Grown Son - Alive - Human] ▶ Dale is the biological son of Jetsam. He's in charge of money laundering for the family business. Single. Powers = Magnetic Metal Powers

Scout [Grown Daughter - Alive - Hellhound/Werewolf] ▶ Flotsam's biological daughter is now a werewolf. It was a dangerous plan to have Thomas bite her, but they managed it and now Thomas is just as connected to Scout as anyone if not more. Scout's got a lot of abandonment issues in her head and Thomas is living up to expectations and helping her wade those waters. Valerie was scared to death to put her trust anywhere again when her kids' hearts were on the line. But Thomas has been above and beyond. - Electric Powers

River [Grown Son - DEAD - Ghost - On the Other Side] ▶ Haunts their home. Had Electric power in life. Also had a stint as a vampire. Killed by the Bimbettes. Now he tries to protect Valerie/Flotsam from spirits taking over her since she's susceptible to them from the gaping space torn from her when a demon dissected Sparky from Flotsam's unbreakable vow. Their medium-style gifts leave them open, and River is their shield.

Elsa [River's Other Mother - Alive - Special Family Friend] ▶ Flotsam once would have considered Elsa their ex, but as time went on, they could only see them as River's Other Mother. He liked that reference because of Coraline, but Elsa was never going to sew buttons in River's eyes. He was already dead, and he still needed her. Elsa was the one that came back. It took time for Flotsam to understand their story, but she didn't leave for asshole reasons like some. Maybe it wasn't meant to be, but the ties that bind, bind like family.

Ellie [Niece - Alive] ▶ Flotsam likes to think of Ellie as their niece-ish. Sort of. If Elsa's River's Other Mother it just sort of makes sense. It's his kids' cousin.

Kuzpin and Piper [Flotsam's Best Friend's Family - Alive -] ▶ Clopin, Kuzco, Claudette often referred to as Kuzpin and their daughter Piper are also practically family. They were hiding on an island for the greater part of her childhood and the only place they ever visited with was the Laveaus. Piper had her own room in their house. She's like another daughter to Flotsam raised right next to Scout. Clopin and Kuzco came to stay safe there. Times have changed since. They're no longer in hiding, but they're still extended family to Flotsam. Always will be.

Koda and Cheshire [Retired Electric Voodoo Band Members- Alive -Close Family Friends] ▶ Koda is a bear shifter and has been dating his ex- Elsa, River's Other Mother. So, Flotsam wishes him good luck on that venture. Cheshire is the hidden supreme and not a soul realizes. Both are Flotsam's friends, but Chess was their friend the longest. Koda was a replacement member after Edgar E Gore died in the coven war. He was Jetsam's buddy first, but soon became even better friends now with Flotsam than ever.

GoGo [Daughter's Bestie - Alive -] ▶ Flotsam does love GoGo as Scout's first and lasting friend after moving to a new country. They've practically become part of the family.

Dr. Victor Frankenstein [Family Doctor - Alive - Human] ▶Lives in Feral. Doc Vic will travel to New Zealand with Delta's permission to help with this special magical family's supernatural biological medical needs. He delivered the triplets via C-section before they clawed their way out of Valerie and killed her. He's also special friends with their husband Thomas. Zero is always welcome because of this connection.

Delta and Frank [The Two Headed Dragon - Alive - Friends of the Family] ▶ Flotsam respects Delta of all the kids that came through their house because she came from money and turned her nose up at it. To a guy that grew up in the swamp that meant a little something. He's not sure what Frank really thinks of him, but Flotsam finds something comforting in those sociopathic eyes and thinks Delta picked a good one.

Maddy, Bastien, and Frankie Bellerose [Friends of the Family - Alive - Important Reaper/Firebug Family] ▶ This family has special meaning to Flotsam for several reasons. Not only did Maddy manage to earn her way back into their hearts after a banishment which is damn near impossible once written off by this family, but she's the granddaughter of Clopin. Flotsam's best friend. Deep down it really meant a lot to Flotsam to see this girl turn her life into something good. It hurt Clopin otherwise and that killed Flotsam inside. So, the miracle was beautiful. Then Bastien is not just Delta's hunch to Flo, but Jetsam's vessel. That shared experience to see his brother in Maddy's husband's body is something else. Not to mention being able to go through being pregnant together with her. Those are the kind of experiences only women know. Now they get to be moms together.

Madam Medusa, Captain Hook, and Wild Will [Family Friends - Alive] ▶ This group all has a special place in Flotsam's heart because as a kid Flotsam played a lot of poker with Medusa. He chased Captain Hook around with the lost boys and vice versa depending on his mood as a kid. So, to grow up and have Hook's kid Will be his eel smuggler is just life coming full circle and he kind of loves it.

Figaro [Friend -Alive] ▶ The Funky Town friend of Mad Libbing Mania. With Chip and Dale and their Rescue Ranger ways as sons there's no way Flotsam doesn't hold a soft spot for a person like Figaro even if they don't totally get why. Call it a parent thing. When they see similarities in a kid that reminds them of theirs it just makes them kinda adore them naturally.

Babyface Beagle [Son and Neice's Friend - Alive] ▶Though Flotsam may not be the closest to Babyface personally, he knows him through Dale. Flotsam always knew the Beagle family in general though. Flotsam knew a whole lot of Beagles in his time, too many Beagle Boys to list. He knew his sons Chip and Dale were running with them quite a bit in their teen years.

Congo Savanne [Loa - Friend of the Other Side] ▶  Flotsam was the vessel for a fierce Petro Loa. This is no longer the case. However, it affected years of his life. He was a cannibal. He is known to grind people up like corn and cook them over fires. Flotsam didn't always know or remember events that took place when the loa takes over and used his body. But the loa does still communicate with him on occasion due to family association. This loa abandoned him after Flotsam angered him over a dispute about Jetsam. In the end Savvy chose Chip to be his new vessel.

Marassa [Loa - Friend of the Other Side] ▶ This Loa came to Flotsam after Savvy left him. This God is less volatile and controls the rain. It loves sweets and has given Flotsam quite the sweet tooth. They come to those with twins of three. More information HERE Marassa came to Flotsam after Savvy abandoned them. They keep a spare set of twin beds for this entity as a set of twins that come and go in the house as it pleases. They've been known to manifest as children playing in the house. It's rarely a possession like it was with Savvy.

Ariel Triton [Friend-ish - DEAD] ▶ That human chick who kept trying to learn about magic through him and his brother. She wanted to be part of their world, and it eventually led to her death.

Sparky [Friend - DEAD ] ▶ This is a friend that Flotsam accidentally took an unbreakable vow of magic within his youth not thinking through the ramifications. It did however teach him a lot about Ohana and what family means. He finally got a demon to undo the magic. It left a gaping space physically in their soul where the string was once attached, not an ache for Sparky, just a missing space, dead space where sometimes other spirits see they could easily slip in.

Cinderella [Ex Wife - DEAD-] ▶ The woman that made Flotsam a widower and left all their children behind with nothing but a duffle bag of money in her wake as if that was supposed to make up for her absence to them. Flotsam's mindset was she could behave however she wanted towards him, but he'll never forgive what she put those children through.

Maleficent [Olive Branch Extension - Alive] ▶ Maleficent has risen. She's been brought back up from being dead and stuck in a time loop in Hell. She was always Flotsam's nemesis but after much consideration and soul searching after helping Delta's life and hearing her opinions he made peace with her. He wouldn't call her his best friend or anything, but the olive branch was extended. Maleficent seems to have taken it.

Oogie [Olive Branch Gamble - Alive] ▶ Though Flotsam keeps his distance and lives his own life he did have an olive branch moment with Oogie too. It wasn't meant to be sappy. It wasn't so they could be besties, but it was because he operates from a far more Machiavellian mindset. He just gets despite their personal connections and who they choose to keep as friends, or stay loyal to, nothing is really that personal, even when they cross into the personal, and go after what each other loves the most. It's all part of the game. Sometimes the cards play out a good hand and sometimes they don't.

Thaddeus [Frenemy - Experiment of the Jet/Flo Kind - Alive] ▶ Valerie once thought this was his friend. Now they're not so sure. They're jaded and feel a burning hatred over a growing need to confront them again. Finding out they have to do with the lab they're from and Moreso their biological mother Flotsam fled New Zealand on a long vacation to relax, not think, and soul search for their next move.

Marina Del Rey [Flotsam's Biological Mother - Mad Scientist - Alive] ▶ Flotsam and Jetsam's mother was more a donor of her eggs in an illegal science lab doing experiments on supernatural genetics and soul splicing. Jet/Flo was the end result of the first viable live sample. Discarded in a dumpster during a lab invasion she lost the boys during the raid. She's recently come back into his life through Thaddeus another experiment that tracked him down even though he never wanted anything to do with that side of his life ever again. Hell, he didn't want to know it existed at all. Jumba Jookiba Labs could have been a phrase he never heard again, and he'd be just fine.  

Flotsam's Background

Flotsam was a dumpster baby. He and his twin brother both. The unwanted pair were found in the trash by a rummaging swamp queen looking for ingredients for her latest roadkill stew when she heard their cries. She could sense their power. So, she took them deep in the dark Cajun wilds of the Louisiana swamps to raise them as her own sons. She named them for whence she found them. Flotsam and Jetsam; thrown away garbage by the sea.

His mother learned quickly not to bathe with the child by six months old. At least not if she didn’t want to become the next hairdryer- in-water victim. Strong emotions would set it off. Even his laughter would conduct it. He’s since learned to control it and has become very skilled in the art of electricity.  

So, both brothers grew up as bayou babies and were raised by a High Voodoo Priestess. She taught them her ways of a peaceful earth religion that unearths ancient and unnatural power that can only be called sorcery. This is why his middle name is the legacy of the Voodoo Loa Agwe, to draw from the power of this deity’s name, as the Sovereign of the Sea, also translated as eel, or tadpole of the pond. 

At least she tried. The boys were not that peaceful. There was something chaotic in them, something off balance. She'd search for their origins if only to find answers to help raise them.

Both boys never went to a public school, at least not for education. They were taught everything they know in the bayou in their shanty shack in the swamps. They were both very enterprising young men with a growing business that operated in the dark corners and alleys and hidden halls of kids playing hooky. Flotsam and Jetsam were the largest supplier of absolutely anything trashy a parent wouldn’t want their child getting their hands on. Cigarettes? They got it. Porn? They got it. Weed, bath salts? Name a drug, they can find it. What about love potions? Voodoo dolls? Curses? Hexes? They had it all, every trash-tastic dark magic a proper witch would never cast. They’d put it straight into the hands of the most inexperienced dabblers. To say the least their teen years were chaotic, and the voodoo priestess had a hard time keeping them contained. Eventually, she decided it was best not to. Natural selection had a way of balancing everything. She knew in time this would all balance itself out too. The commune of voodooists and werewolves that she lead believed in freedom. They were naturalists that didn't believe in cages. So, caging their chaos soon became frowned upon too. What they wouldn't learn by her words would be taught by the world around them. Natural selection would in fact find it's pecking order eventually in Jetsam's death, the most damaging of the dangerous two.

Current Residence

New Zealand - Referred to as The New Lothlorien

Favorite Places (in no particular order)

A Castle Spain / Referred to as Rohan

A Beach in Ireland

Feral

Hobbiton - The Actual Movie Set - The Shire

Star Wars Islands - To see the Northern Lights (The Watch Tower)

Her own back yard

The Lion's Heart Pub

Aquarium

Hobbies

Making art out of trash Treasure Hunting Glass art / stained Glass Music - Song writing Going for drives with her husband Mudding Demolition Derbies Tracking/Hunting/Fishing Boating Loves the sea / aquariums Being super fans of LOTR Reading books in bed with their husband

Pets

Willy and Wanker - 2 Dobermans - first pets with his new family - one chocolate (Willy) and one black (Wanker) The Sled Team - Crybaby, Nightmare, Stormcrow, Shelob, Knucklehead, Little Brother, Boromir Supreme (JK) Burrito, Warg, Nazgul, Zilla. They have papers that say they're hustamutes to make them legal, but they do have some wolf in them. The Fellowship - Tub of Eels - Each named after their favorite fellowship - all survived except Borimor. Balrog - A Zombie Shark - Valerie resurrected from an abandoned aquarium while on vacation with Thomas

Hellhound - Dug - Though all pets are family, Dug is less thought of as a pet. He can take care of himself. He takes care of the family. A true entity summoned that came as loyal protection to Flotsam, contractually bound through the summoning magic. Flotsam did the magic when he was young and as usual didn't quite understand what he was dabbling in back in those days. Still, the magic is strong. This hound is bound for life. What Flotsam doesn't quite understand is when Flotsam dies the hound will shortly after by pure loyalty because he's the master of the canine.

Jetsam's Bucket List (Flotsam and the kids set out to finish Jet's list after he died to the best of their ability. The last was a no go, never was, but they're marking off attempts as they go. There's still a few left)

Disney World 

I want to see if I can fit into the belly of a whale like Jonah

Overtoun, Scotland - This bridge in Scotland is known for the strange phenomenon of dogs leaping off to their deaths. I want to throw a dog off it and see if it still dies when it’s not suicidal. 

I want to go camping in the spot our house used to be, just you and me again. 

Jatinga, India - Bird Suicide Grounds - This place holds a strange phenomenon yet to be explained. It’s a small quiet little town but every night between September and October hundreds of birds dive to their deaths. It also only happens between 7 to 10pm and only on a certain mile stretch of land.

I want to deep fry Eeyore in teriyaki. Lots of people eat donkey meat. I never have. 

I want to blow up the tower Maleficent tortured us in. 

I want to fuck Valerie, but she has to suck my dick first. 

[randommirandyfics]

sup!!!! so basically i remember thsi one fic where miranda and andy are working late at night together and miranda brings up something about the magazine cover having a man sitting while a woman kneels before him?? when andy says thats sexist or something, she suggests that the the man be replaced with miranda and another woman kneels before her. Andy demonstrates this and they. you know. I cant remember the name of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That made me think of In Exaltation by Politic_X, but I don't think it's what you are looking for.

[sharcostar]

Sup, i made myself insert/oc in the coffin of andy and leyley but yet i watch gameplay on yt manlybadasshero like... It may contain of sweet home alabama! welp oc x canon are better ship than in*es*

Which me and everyone are being gross out of that crap! Btw I do NOT support a in*es* I swear!

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

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Chapter 46 - Lost in thought again. Episode 1.

Congo: I was sitting in our garden, late afternoon, observing the view of the mountains, sea and town below us, while the sun were slowly sinking. I had been sitting here for quite a while. An hour or so, judging by my watch? The last 2 weeks, Autumn had slowly lowered it's crisp cold blanket over the town. Gently covering the mountain peeks with a light coat of snow. Looking most of all like a thin coat of white sugar, gently drizzled over peaked chocolate cakes. It was beautiful. Orange and red colors everywhere. The days were getting shorter, colder, and soon winter would be over us. I sighed towards the sinking sun, watching a cloud of hot breath emerge from my mouth

Evan: Hi his voice was soft and low

Congo: I turned my head and looked up at him with a soft smile

Evan: May I sit? He pointed at the ground next to me

Congo: Yeah, sure I smiled warmly and padded a hand on the ground Be my guest.

Evan: He smiled softly and sat down, grunting lighttly as he lit a cig So… how long have you been out here anyway?

Congo: Mm… about an hour I think? I turned my head to observe the view again, few birds fluttering over the horizon

Evan: He smiled softly You're gonna get a cold. The ground is nearly freezing.

Congo: I have higher body temperature, remember… but you on the other hand, you shouldn't sit here too long. I turned my head and smiled at him softly can I have a drag of that?

Evan: He chuckled softly You shouldn't be smoking, you know that.

Congo: I chuckled softly Well neither should you.

Evan: Fair enough he took a drag of the cig, then turned it a bit, holding it about 30 cm from his face, so I could get to take a drag

Congo: I leaned closer, locking my lips around the orange filter, and took a big drag. Keeping it in a few seconds, before I let it slowly seep out of my mouth Thank you… now… come here… I leaned closer to his face, slowly, smiling softly as I kissed his bottom lip gently, just a single, almost invisible kiss

Evan: He sighed out a bit of extra air

Congo: Just don't tell Andy… he will make a fuzz about it.

Andy: Don't tell Andy what?

Congo: I chuckled warmly and leaned back to sit up straight, observing Evan lightly blush as he looked away shyly, taking a big drag of his cig Nothing dear… I was just being silly…

Andy: So you're smoking again? He pointed his tongue at me and let himself bump down on the ground next to me So what are you guys doing out here?

Congo: Just talking… observing the sundown.

Andy: Ahh he planted a soft kiss on my shoulder, and wrapped an arm around mine, leaning his head on my shoulder as he turned to face the sun as well It's beautiful. I really love it up here. I'm glad you settled for this place.

Congo: Yeah, me too I smiled warmly and planted a kiss on his hair. We sat there a couple of minutes, quietly all three watching the sun. The day turn into evening. Suddenly I felt Evan's fingers softly poking mine, trying to decide if he dared touching me. My hand was planted on the ground next to me, and now he was trying to gain a bit of courage outside the hiding place under our blankets in the bed. Out in 'public' so to speak. I smiled softly, trying to not give too much away, but as I felt a soft blushing appear on my cheeks, I was happy that no one else was around. His fingers finally decided to rest on top of mine, just the tips, but it was enough. Enough for me to know whatever it was I was supposed to know. Whatever it was both of us never spoke out loud. It was a wonderful feeling. I felt very close to him, very intimate. How very wonderful that a gentle touch like that, can make you feel so close.

Daniel: Oi peeps! He sunk down next to Evan, munching a bag of chips he had in his hands Sup?!

Evan: Grunted dissatisfied and moved his hand from mine

Daniel: Am I interrupting a threesome? he grinned even wider if possible So I was thinking, if Evan could pull himself together and pick a date for the wedding, could I bring a date? I figured Sparkle will probably bring Danny, so that one is kinda failing for me, and there isn't really any other girl in this city I would like to bring… well as far as I know, so I was thinking, maybe I could give Allison a call, or Maya? Or maybe that brown girl you used to date Andy? What was her name? You know the one with that face, and the black hair.... What was her name? Angelica? Sharon? Susan?

Evan: Grunted and rubbed his forehead, quickly getting up from the ground

Congo: I looked at him apologizing, but he just shook his head and headed inside

Daniel: Was that my fault?

Andy: No, not at all Daniel he glared at him with a hoarse chuckle

Daniel: Oh, that's good he happily returned to munching his chips, not getting the sarcasm at all.

Andy: He sighed softly and kissed the side of my neck I'll go talk with him.

Congo: No, let me sweetheart I smiled at him warmly and planted a soft kiss on his lips you stay here and enjoy the rest of the sun with Daniel. There should still be 5-10 minutes left.

Andy: Okay, but I insist on making dinner then… Daniel can help me when we're done here he winked at me, and I quickly got the point. He was making sure Evan and I could be alone for a while, if we needed. I smiled warmly and nodded

Congo: Thank you, that would be nice. I planted yet another kiss on his lips, tender and loving, stroking his cheek softly I love you very very much.

Andy: I know… I'm awesome! He chuckled hoarse and nodded towards the house Go go!

Congo: I chuckled warmly and got up Just don't sit here too long, I don't want you two to catch a cold.

Andy: He rolled his eyes Congo! Stop worrying about all of us at the same time he chuckled hoarse and pointed his tongue at me GO!

Congo: I shook my head and chuckled softly, then slowly ran over the grass, silently slipping through the door in the tv room. I looked around a bit, it was pretty dark, but I could still make out the shape of the bed, and so far I could see there were no Evan on it. I grunted softly and sighed Alright… where did you go now?

Evan: I'm over here… his voice was low, and I couldn't quite make out the direction

Congo: Where?

Evan: Here…

Congo: I looked ahead of me as a door slowly opened, and a fragile yellow light painted the hallway in front of me, as it escaped from the room behind the door, the pool room

Evan: I was hoping you would follow me…. his voice was low and warm as he stepped in front of the yellow light. It was too fragile for me to really see him, but judging by the silhouette, he was naked. He turned around slowly, and walked towards the yellow light, and as he disappeared into the room, the yellow light got dimmed slowly, until the room got completely dark. And few seconds later I heard a splash

Congo: Was he in the water?? In the darkness?? I'm far too old for this! Or at least my nerves are! Swimming in darkness??? These young boys!!! I sighed heavily, and quickly fumbled my way through the hallway, making it into the pool room, sighing relieved when I saw the pool being slightly illuminated by the tiny spotlights under the water. It was not exactly optimal lighting for swimming, but it wasn't hopeless darkness either. At least he was not as reckless as Andy. I observed Evan with a small smile, he was floating around in the water, and as he saw me, he quickly turned around in the water and let himself glide through the surface, leaning his chest against the edge of the pool, faced towards me, And ran his fingers through his wet hair. Man he was a sight for sore eyes!

Evan: He smiled shyly and chuckled hoarse as he coughed a bit, most likely from the water

Congo: Did he want me to join him? Well he did say he hoped I followed him… right? I suddenly felt… nervous? I observed him a bit more, the sunkissed glow on his skin. The water pearls running on his smooth curved muscles. And all I could think to myself as I slowly started unbuttoning my shirt was 'man, I'm in trouble!' I had never in my wildest imagination thought I would fall in love with anyone new. After things with Marius fell apart, I honestly thought Andy would be my last. And I was completely satisfied with that. After all, he's my mate. And the person I loved the most. Ever. But spending time alone with Evan the past week, cuddling up with him. Our kisses turning to more. It was getting harder and harder trying to come up with rational explanations like 'we just miss Andy' Or 'he just needs comfort'. This had to be more than just comfort. Right? I slowly unbuttoned my pants as well, letting them drop to the floor. I dragged off my boots, socks, and looked at him a bit hesitant before I let my boxers drop as well. Suddenly I was thankful there were such low lighting in the room, so I wouldn't scare him away. Whatever this was, I knew all too well it was fragile, and I had to be very careful not to knock anything over and break it. He was a beautiful China store, with the most expensive and fragile plates in the world… and I was just… a big clumsy bull… trying to stand as still as possible, afraid to break something. I realized my metaphor made him sound fragile all over. Which he isn't, at all. It was after all just a metaphor for me knowing I was on rocky ground. Evan isn't gay. But for whatever reason, he apparently suddenly found himself drawn to me. And I to him. I just had to make sure not to step wrongly, or it might all just disappear in a second. I slowly walked towards him and let myself slowly sit down on the edge a few meters away from him, letting my lower legs slip into the water Are you sure you want me to join you? I felt my heart pound nervously as I asked

Evan: Yeah… his voice was calm and soft, almost sensual, and he let himself glide backwards in the water, slowly floating to the other side of the pool, leaning against the edge with his back. Man he was inviting! And if my eyes wasn't mistaken from this distance, he even had the start of a boner.

Congo: It was too good to pass up on. So I slowly let the rest of my body glide into the water, disappearing completely under the surface, as I quickly swam towards him, grabbing his hips lightly as I reached him, and pulled my upper body over the water.

Evan: He moaned softly and smiled satisfied as we were face to face, only few cm's apart Please, kiss me. His voice was a soft whisper, and I could feel his warm breath on my lips

Congo: I leaned in, kissing his lips gently, leaning an arm on the edge behind him so I didn't have to concentrate on floating, moaning soft as he wrapped his arms around my neck and started French kissing me deeply

Evan: He moaned softly and pressed his boner against me Congo… he moaned my name out and pulled his head back a bit, looking deep into my eyes, I could feel his heart pound just as much as mine, and suddenly I got scared. I got scared of what would happen if any of us spoke out about this new thing between us. Scared it might all stop being a wonderful dream. That reality would come and snatch it away from us. He dug his fingers into my hair and kissed my lips slowly, and then I noticed also he seemed to hesitate. And I can't say I wasn't relieved as he let go of me, and let himself glide through the water, swimming around a bit, chuckling innocently once in a while. It made me happy seeing him like this. Carefree and happy, knowing somehow I held some of the fault for his new happiness

Congo: I observed him for quite a while as I floated against the edge, he was so beautiful, I wanted to embrace him and laugh with him for hours. A feeling of pure bliss washed over me, and then it happened. Butterflies. Millions of butterflies in the pit of my stomach. Such an overwhelming feeling, pressing inside of me, bursting to get out. Such a pressure that my chest got tight, and I felt and urge to cough. But as I opened my mouth, no loud cough escaped my lips, only loud words Evan, I love you!

Evan: At first I didn't think he heard me, as he kept splashing around, but then, after a few seconds, he stopped moving, completely, and for a second there I got even more scared as I saw him sink under the water. But he quickly got up again, coughing lightly as he turned around, facing me. It was hard to make out his face as he was at least 8-10 meters away from me. But then he chuckled loudly, still half coughing, and he let himself glide through the water, fast, like a dolphin. Popping up just where I was, quickly wrapping his arms around me as he French kissed me passionately

Congo: I wrapped my arms around him as well, dragging him closer, floating a big backwards in the water with him, but as the door to the room suddenly got opened, I quickly let go of him, coughing lightly as I saw him disappear under the water, quickly swimming around me, hiding behind me.

Andy: Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you guys… its just… dinner is ready he smiled softly

Congo: It's okay sweetheart.. thank you I smiled warmly, and felt Evan slowly drag himself up my body to get above surface again as he probably heard Andy's voice

Evan: He coughed softly and I could see him blush lightly as he swam around me again, smiling shyly at Andy Thank you.

Andy: He smiled softly, but then suddenly frowned a bit, keeping his eyes on Evan Will you please come over here… both of you?! His voice was firm but still soft as he pointed on the edge in front of him, and quickly walked to it, kneeling down.

Congo: I looked at him a bit questioning, then grabbed Evan's hand as I noticed a somewhat sad expression on his face, quickly dragging him after me in the water as I swam towards Andy, leaning against the edge right in front of Andy.

Andy: He smiled warmly and reached his hands down to caress both our cheeks Now listen you morons! He slapped both of us gently and chuckled hoarse I know! I'm not fucking blind! And if neither of you are gonna say it out loud, I will! Congo, you're in love with Evan, Evan you're in love with Congo. There, was that so hard?! It's not only love…. you're also in love! And I'm fine with it, okay? So really no need to sneak around, feeling you might be doing something wrong, cause you're not. I kinda hoped this would happen you idiots! Hey, I'm Andy, nice to meet ya! He grabbed both our hands and shook them formally I'm a fucking dirty slut, who would probably fuck my own son if I had one. Knowing you two have something together drives me up the fucking wall. I'm running around with a constant boner! Well, mentally at least he chuckled hoarse and slapped us again Pull your shit together! He grinned cheekily and chuckled hoarse as he lit a cig with his by now wet hands, dragging it hard, blowing the smoke out in our faces Listen, as long as you both take care of each other, I'm fucking happy! I'm fucking all over this shit with happiness! And I'm fucking proud! We have the relationship everyone think is impossible. So much love to share, what's not to be happy about huh? I have more than plenty love to share with the two of you, and I know the same goes for both of you. I know you wont love me any less just because you now also have feelings for each other. So I'm not losing anything here, I'm only gaining, we all are. We're growing stronger as a couple. All 3 of us! I get that Evan is still very private, and I know the drill. We keep it away from other people, at least till it feels more comfortable to share. We keep it secret, we keep it safe. He grinned wide at his Lord of the rings reference, clearly a little too pleased with himself

Congo: I looked at Evan, he was looking down at the water, shyly, blushing Hey…

Evan: He looked up at me hesitating

Congo: I sure as hell am not gonna take this crap, are you? I grinned wide and nodded towards Andy

Evan: I observed his face as his expression turned cheeky, and in a split second we both grabbed one of Andy's arms, yanking him into the water, cig an all!

Andy: OH IT'S ON YOU GUYS!!! He laughed loudly and splashed water at both of us as he reached surface. We all laughed loudly and ended up splashing around at least 5 minutes before the door once again got opened.

Daniel: Hey dinner is getting co… his face turned cheeky as he noticed we were all naked by now Oh hell this shit is on!!

Congo: I observed him nervously as Daniel quickly almost ripped off his clothes Daniel… I don't thin

Evan: He grabbed my arm gently It's okay… not like I haven't seen him naked before he smiled softly at me and let go of my arm just… nevermind he chuckled softly let the kid join

Daniel: HOOOZAAA!!! He jumped into the water with a loud splash, quickly swimming towards us all So you guys having a party here without me huh? Cooking up a nice dick soup down here he grinned wide

Evan: Groaned softly and swam behind me, holding my waist line softly as he tried to hide

Congo: Dick soup? I chuckled deeply really?

Daniel: I count 3 really good ones here… and one who tries to hide he pointed his tongue towards Evan Don't worry… I'm not gonna touch you…. at least not till Congo does. Oh… oh wait… he already did! BOOYAAA!!! He splashed some water in our direction and swam off laughing

Andy: He tried to contain his laughter for a while, but slowly gave in, laughing along as he swam towards Daniel, the both of them quickly getting caught up in play fighting and splashing water at each other

Congo: I turned my head a bit to the side, so I could see Evan out of the corner of my eye What do you say we sneak upstairs and get a bit to eat while the two of them are caught up in fooling around?

Evan: He nodded softly Sounds like a plan.