#Archie hopper

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Regina: Maybe I can just gaslight myself into being okay.

Archie: You can, it’s called cognitive behavioural therapy-

[june-rambles]

misc textposts today

[brieulee]

Once Upon a Time drives me fucking insane because WHY is there so much wasted potential!!!! Jefferson just disappeared?? They turned August into a child and we like never see him again THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN HENRY A FRIEND LIKE HE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS AND HIS THERAPIST

Actually speaking of his therapist the POTENTIAL they had with Regina and Archie?? Like they were kinda cute and now they don’t even talk to each other like even as friends or anything?? WHY

AND GRAHAM he deserved sooo much better (no not his relationship with Regina pls never speak about that) RUBY TOO CAUSE WHY DID THEY DO HER LIKE THAT

But you’re telling me that 3 people in this town knew everything and they never talked to each other?? Why did Gold and Jefferson never talk in Storybrooke?? Like Rumple was literally the one to introduce him to Regina in the first place

AND WHEN GRAHAM WAS REMEMBERING WHY DIDNT JEFFERSON GET HIM? GRAHAM WAS LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND THE WOODS CHASING A MAGICAL WOLF like if Jefferson had gotten him on his side Emma might have been less inclined to think he was a psychopath

Same with August!! If he had literally talked to either of them things could have been fixed so much faster or they at least would know they’re not fucking crazy like make a little “in the know” club it could’ve been fun

[florida3exclamationpoints]

It is so funny to me that one town with extremely complicated interrelationships has exactly one therapist. Archie knows everyone's business. Archie knows everyone's beef

[lassiewhumpee]

We as a fandom, and the writers as writers, didn't and don't focus on the fact that Archie Hopper was literally tortured by Hook. Like, this pirate who's never met him ties him up under his ship, bounds and gags him, and tells him "I've always wanted to dissect a cricket" whilst forcing his chin up with his hook. So, after all that, I think it's funny that Archie then officiated Hook and Emma's wedding. It's never mentioned, like, ever- Like, Archie, this guy literally disected you like a cricket and you're just chill with him???😭

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME 6.05, Street Rats

[corky-chicken]

Two memes in a few days? Cringeee

Him too but that’s a silly joke

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[irenerose21]

You guys are looking at the busiest and wealthiest man in Storybrooke.

Bro is literally so successful that the first session with him is FREE!!!

[crystal-clear-contemplations]

Archie Hopper is the most forgiving man in the world. He's a lovely little guy.

[heatherfield]

So that's your shrink?... He doesn't seem cursed to me.

Archie Hopper in Once Upon a Time, 1.01 "Pilot"

Bonus:

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Archie: Sorry, who are you?

Cora: I’m Cora.

Archie: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from Regina.

Cora: Are you her friend or something?

Archie: No.

Archie: I’m her therapist.

[june-rambles]

can we talk about how blorbo material archie hopper is. he's literally just a guy who runs a humble psychiatrist office and is so kind to literally everyone and has a pet dog who he takes for a walk every morning and waves to everyone. and i feel like even without the curse doing that to all of the people in storybrooke he would go on that walk anyway at the same time every morning without fail. he probably does the crossword in the paper every morning after his walk. he kinda gives harvey from sdv vibes. SUCH blorbo material.

AND HIS FULL NAME IS ARCHIBALD

[somedudenamedanthony]

I need this man in a way that is concerning to not only feminism but also universal morality

No, I do not like using coloured pencils now, I was just bored

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ouat text posts: pt. 12/?

[multifandomfix]

Trick or Treat! Archie Hopper + "sensual" please!

The fireplace in Archie’s study casts a warm glow, shadows dancing on the walls as you both sit close on the worn but inviting couch. It’s quiet tonight, the kind of quiet that’s intimate, broken only by the soft crackling of the fire and the rustle of his sweater as he shifts slightly toward you.

“You don’t have to stay,” he says, though his hand gently brushes yours, lingering just long enough to betray his words.

“I want to,” you reply quietly, yet it feels like your voice fills the whole room.

A smile tugs at his lips, and he lowers his gaze, shy but steady. The silence between you turns electric, every glance, every subtle movement charged. Archie’s hand finally cups yours, his thumb tracing slow, deliberate circles that send shivers down your spine.

It’s a small gesture, but in it, you feel his care, his longing, his patience unraveling in slow, sensual waves, filling the space between you with a promise that makes you feel safe and loved.

The Trick Or Treat event is now over. Thanks to all who participated.