#AssBook

[roostro]

Everybody "Booooo" this occupation.

[xxgrassdemonxx]

Tried something, and I don’t think I like it 😔

[captcreate]

[rhirhidamiengurl666]

I had been arguing with a Trumpster who thinks that South Park is Pro Trump in a South Park fan group on Assbook.

South Park stick it to the libards

No. South Park Makes equally makes fun of your dumbass vatniks asses too.

South Park doesn't takes any sides .

[uyu-boba]

I completely gave up on finishing this but here are my oc’s for a silly gay horror? Campy assbook I’m writing. Introducing Manuel Villalobos and Dr. Zacharie Kubo.

[rock-a-noodle]

.....and why the fuck is Assbook promoting the Red Wave page to me?!

[gayjermamexico]

fuck this stuopid college

[weedle-testaburger]

I had offended a gun touting pro lifer with my illegal guns that was seized was seized in my town other night. those weapons could been used in a recent homicide or a cold case. You may had heard about the mass shooting in Saginaw, Michigan killing 3 people and injuring 2.

He went on a fake patriot Christian rant, his rights and he doesn't care about homicide victims.

I replied to him.. As a family member of homicide victim.. Thanks for the support. I reported him on Assbook under mocking victims and blocked him that he is a waste of breath of air. This is why families of homicide victims don't come forward to speak that we are mocked by these assholes. They does this to every victims.

Thoughts and Prayers to his soon be banned Facebook

Oh damn, he sounds like a total scumbag (then again the whole Christian right is). I'm sorry to hear about that Rhi-Rhi :(

[captcreate]

Reported so many ads on assbook that I broke it...

[rhirhidamiengurl666]

I am not sad that my school friends deleted me off their friends list on Assbook. After how they treat me following my sister's murder last 13 years. Bye and fuck off.

[skykashi]

Remember the question "What do you think about the ship of kakashi x obito?" That I asked ,I am also the one asking you to draw a pic of them in Facebook , thanks for answering me anyway kakashi is light of my life too ... kakashi is just that amazing, he is the reason I started watching Naruto actually kakashi and obitos story is what captured me into watching the whole series and your Facebook page is the first one I found and it's the best andddd how did you started watching Naruto???

Oh Hi 😃 I know you, Flowers Flowers, even tho Assbook doesn't let me reply or react to all the comments but I always read your comments and look forward to them.

Well, my brother suggested Naruto to me, I was in the worst period of my life at the time, I lost my dad who I love more than this world and I was just coming out of a very abusive relationship that lasted 9 whole years until it sucked the life outta me, lol, I was feeling like I didn't have more energy to bother about this life anymore, then my brother insisted that I should watch Naruto, I didn't want to at first because at that time I basically didn't want to do anything at all but he didn't give up until I gave in and started watching it with him just to get him off my back 😂. And, omg, I'm so glad he insisted, it really helped me a lot getting over stuff and starting to feel better and loving Kakashi just gave me life 🥰 maybe this is why I love him this much because I feel like he saved me from myself.

[fefe-ig]

Louis amamiya BEST FRIEND headcanons

-He’s the no u can copy my fucking notes get ur own then pass you his notes .3 seconds later |modern|

-if he has a crush mf going to you and/ or yakumo

-he likes to give random assbooks For no reason you just woke up? Take a book about photosynthesis

-honestly this mf treats u like a mf sibling no body hurts u honestly

-hes fine with that sorta stuff on him self but with YOU full on protection mode i uh yeah lmao request if u want more like this??

[m0tiv8me]

I don't know whether you have assbook or not, but there's a group on there in which guys share their home workout setups and inventions. Got plenty of ideas there : /groups/homegymcommunity/

Ok I admit I’ve never heard of assbook so I had to Google it. The initial impression I’m getting is it’s the booty call social network, which honestly isn’t a surprise based upon the name. While the idea of sharing and seeing home gym setups and inventions with others sounds pretty cool I think I’m going to pass since I’m off the market don’t want to send the wrong impression. Thanks for the suggestion though.

[bareasvines]

ok i know btm isnt great and all but yesterday i was watching a bootleg and when they said "can i borrow your mathbook" should be their code i thought they said "can i borrow your assbook" and that was legitimately hilarious to me so idk man

iconic

[legallyhaunted]

assbook wants me to buy this shirt so that everyone who meets my dad can know that i have ptsd and carry multiple knives at all times lmao

[yimad]

Facebook 还叫 Facebook（脸书）；WhatsApp 改叫 Talkbook（说书）；Instagram 改叫 Assbook（腚书）

**Facebook（脸书）要改名了！**听到这个消息，不知道有多少人会觉得惊讶。这并不是什么小道消息，根据美国科技新闻网站Verge的报道，Facebook创始人扎克伯格准备在下周的公司活动中正式讨论更名事项，至于更名的正式消息可能会在更早的时间公布。PS：这里说的改名指的是公司而不是产品，比如原来是Facebook公司旗下的Facebook软件，未来可能变成Handbook（手书）公司旗下的Facebook软件。这条消息一经公布，全世界网友哗然。Facebook是一个拥有庞大用户群体的社交平台，根据其财报显示，在2021年6月，Facebook的月活跃用户达到了29亿人，相当于全世界平均每3个人，就有一个Facebook用户。就好比张三有好几十亿个亲戚朋友，有一天张三突然要改名了，就得应付“为啥改名啊？改啥了？”这个问题几十亿次，对自己对别人，都是一件麻烦事……所以Facebook为什么要花这么大的力气改名呢？根据Facebook前高层人员的说法，改名字就是为了挽回Facebook的声誉。大家也知道，最近这几年Facebook的负面新闻不断：前阵子Facebook青少年健康研究结果遭到泄露，结果显示，Facebook知道旗下媒体Instagram会对青少年心里健康造成负面影响。另一份报告显示，Facebook会有意给用户推送负面的，容易引起愤怒的新闻。甚至还有说法称Facebook盗取用户数据，帮助川普赢得了美国总统大选。Facebook高层认为，公司正面临最严重的公关危机，需要对品牌��行重塑，于是想出了这个改名字的办法……emmmmm……改了名字，网友和媒体骂的就不是你了么？-。- 对于Facebook高层的决策，推特的网友嗨翻了天。事实上，推特网友跟Facebook的网友仿佛有世仇，只要Facebook出点什么事，推特网友都会如同过年一样喜庆。比如前些天Facebook发生宕机事件，推特网友就制作了各种表情包来嘲讽：而这次对于Facebook改名的骚操作，网友们更是不留情面地大开嘲讽：

举报Facebook的人提供了非常严肃的信息，扎克伯格的反馈是：“要不咱们做一个小小的，时髦的品牌重塑怎么样？大家有什么心术的颜色推荐吗？”囧司徒：“亲爱的Facebook，你有考虑过“菲利普·莫里斯”这个名字么？我觉得可以，不用谢。”（菲利普·莫里斯是一家美国烟草公司，为了逃避诸多争议行为，后改名奥驰亚）“哈哈，‘Facebook’的日子真不好过，甭管他是谁了，我们Fleeb（网友假想的Facebook改名后的名字）肯定不会做这样的事的~”只有一个同时具有生命力、美感、又能风轻云淡地装逼的名字才能符合Facebook的品牌——“tronc”！（一家美国媒体公司，曾经改名为tronc，结果因为转型失败，又把名字改了回去）改成“没人能打败Facebook”怎么样？一大波Facebook表情包又要来了！亲爱的脸书：我们已经收到您更改姓名的请求。但由于我们的实名政策，您首先需要将您的法院回执和新驾照的副本传真给我们……（讽刺Facebook改名功能）宁可去改变一家全球社交媒体公司的名字，也不愿意去接受治疗？？？Facebook改名这件事，跟给警车涂上彩虹色支持LGBT群体这件事一样，特别正能量！（讽刺）其实也可以通过删除手机上的Facebook应用来重塑品牌。要不就把名字改成“书”，公司旗下产品都用“书”来命名：Facebook 还叫 Facebook（脸书）；WhatsApp 改叫 Talkbook（说书）；Instagram 改叫 Assbook（腚书）。