#BUT 1 of my astrology friends say im probably rising sag !

[jrueships]

omg r u really 6’6’’?! WOW but what is your rising

yes 😎. and i am Actually klay Alexander thompson. i love my w ife. THE Wardell stephen curry the SECOND. he is resting his violet purple shoes in my lap trying to contain my Game Six Klay rawness. he is Failing. also i am an Aquarius and i looove the water <3 (also i do not know just because Aquarius has the word Aqua in it... it is Not a water sign.

i am still the smartest man in the wourld tho )

[plutoswrath]

Hey how’s your day? Have you eaten good? Did you listen to dark clouds today(if not pls stream it my bubu deserves the world)

SO,,,,,,,,I have my sun in cancer(1stH) and moon(12h),mercury(1 H) Venus(12h)and rising in gemini also pisces mars&mc(9h) , cancer saturn in the 1h also... also two steuillm(idk how to write it lol) in both of my 9H(neptune Uranus and mars) and my 1H (sun mercury and saturn) also i have Jupiter in leo in the 3rd house (also my Venus and moon and acs opposite of my sag pluto in the 6H)

Growing up i have never been attached to people around me(?) like i love my family and they are the ones I always get attached to but when it comes to my friends I don’t actually care if they didn’t talk to me i mean im not gonna claim i am a good friend but I really appreciate privacy for myself and other ( and i fear if i asked them they will say i am too nosy ) and tbh I always didn’t like to talk to my friends cause ‘what if i suck At having a good conversation with them and they will get bored with me” , and I noticed people around me don’t really know my interest they just assume that i am “good at art” 💔 even though i know i do art just to do it as a personality trait...

I never tried to get to know people better because i will always know them from the first conversation like “how they will react to certain things and their insecurities and problems”, don’t ask me how but I always been this way, i know what people actually feel from their eyes, but when it comes to me no one understands me like even my sister told me “your eyes look emotionless” and I agree I don’t have the ✨spark✨.

And I might as well add that you don’t have to answer this, i have been extra lonely these days i just need to write anything about my emotions about my self and how i suck at being a decent person and talker.

Hello! My day just started, so nothing happened yet, but yes I’ve eaten well, hope you did too! xx And of course I streamed Taeyongs new song, honestly I’m always so so excited when he shows his own stuff!!! Can’t wait for what’s to come next! <3 Also, I just want to mention that it’s totally fine that you write and you can feel free to start a conversation whenever you like! If you feel comfortable you can also use the messenger to write me directly but if you feel more comfortable on anon that’s totally fine of course! <3

To be very honest with you I feel like I should not trace all of your feelings back to your placements. I don’t want your problems that could be caused by external forces to look like they purely come out of you - and thus making your the source of your problems. Please keep that in mind, as I’ll continue to look at it from an astrological point of view!  I think one thing that can be said about cancer energy in general is that it’s always kind of ‘on and off’. Cancer is so emotionally in tune with everything that they can purposefully detach from their surroundings and own feelings. I think due to the stereotypes that are so widly spread people actually don’t know that cancer energy is mostly not very active and in your face - in fact the default setting is mostly very ‘laid back’, only retreating from the shell if feels safe to come out, triggered or they see a good reason for it. That being said, I think with your first house stellium in Cancer + your Saturn being in it  as well, it probably creates this heaviness around your perception of others, your feelings and how the world connects to you. Especially since it’s in Sun (your ego) and Mercury (your perception, communication and thinking) as well. Basically you could feel hyperaware of the those invisible bonds and dynamics. You yourself could feel very burdened by that, taking on all those peoples needs and meanwhile feeling very malnourished yourself. This can create pessimism and hoplessness, especially with Saturn in the 1st (here in Cancer), the outlook on yourself and your environment could be especially gloomy, you might not expect for people to reciprocate your efforts and get you. With your Moon in 12th, Pisces Mars and 9th house stellium, so a lot of mutuable energy adding to it, you could feel very out of touch with your surroundings as well. Your intuition and sensitivity is heightened, you might feel like there is no ‘real form’ to you at times and thus it’s even harder to give people a solid idea of yourself. To ground the self and practice mindfullness might help here, but of course this might not fully relate to the actual reality to your problems, I’m not trying to diminish them of course.  Still, I think that the heavy water and mutuable energy might put you in a constant state with being out of touch and very into a moment and feeling at the same time, your Cancer stellium in the 1st with Saturn adding to it could make your empathetic abilities actually feel like a burden. You might need a lot of retreatment time in general, especially with Moon in the 12th as well, but it could also feel like getting lost if your stay in your secluded space for too long.  One personal insight I want to share though is - and again, this is not meant to put the burden on yourself but sometimes we need to be more aware of our own personal freedom of choice I believe - a common theme Cancers or people with profound Cancer energy in their chart will experience is all about ‘opening up’. Cancer is an enigma and I believe a wildly misunderstood and weirdly reconstructed sign because it doesn’t open up most of the time. I’m not trying to push you to anything but getting stuck in repetetive negative cycles can be common for a lot of Cancer people until they have gained enough experience to find a good balance and actual good intuition of when to be open and privat, because Cancers can easily fall into the extremes here (just like their sister Scorpio). I’m truly hoping for the best and I am sorry for the long rant! Take care x 

[gg-astrology]

Helloo, how are you doing?💕 Can you rank the tannies from the most spontaneous to the least ones?? Like from «baby let’s do it I know the law” to “the laws are strict and so am I”. Who can go on the the most out of nowhere adventure at 4 am bc he feels like that kind of ranking or who gets himself in the most unbelievable situations??? Also, do you have any friends like that? I’m trying to figure out the placements that lead to this type of behavior 😅

Hello!!! 💓💗💞💓💗💞 Wow this is so nice thank u for sending this in!!! 💓💗💞💓💗💞 I literally AM that friend. 

BTS ranking (for fun) ⬇️:

1) lets do it baby i know the law vs. the laws are strict and so am i

2) spontaneousity??

One other person who is both at the same time: Jin. Seokjin. Him. Might just be our Capricorn/Sag combo and Sag/Aries sun (mines in side-real) but I think with the Sag part (Sag-Libra-Aquarius) tends to be the daredevil kind sometimes.

With that said. Jimin. When he gets out of his shell, Libra/Gemini? Air/Air combo? Scorpio Venus/Mars? There’s no god ruling above and therefore, nothing to stop him from playing pranks. Literally a practical joker, you can go back through the run vlives and just see him doing his stuff. You can take the gemini out of the boy but he’d still be a funky ass Libra through and through as well 💓💗💞💓💗💞

Hobi would be both as well, but he has that good soft Pisces energy making him >>anxious

Now.. who’s next.. I guess Im not really ranking them as much as describing them and how they’d fall. Joonie obviously.

Virgo/Sag combo - that mutable goodness going ‘let’s do it baby I know the fuCKING LAW’ and also a LIBRA MERCURY to add to that combustable chemistry. He’s a fucking punk with his MOUTH, like how he talks others OFF. Do u think that Cancer Mars is just for show?? If he’s emotionally combusted (not in the astrologically term, as in he’s RILED UP EMOTIONALLY) he goes OFF on it. 

Such a great combo- do u see what I mean by Sag/Libras being punkasses now?? It’s so good. I love it so much. Also consider: the original meme of this was in the context of James Charles suing someone. James Charles, Gemini. Libra Mars rx. Not sure what the other person’s sign was, but if they’re doing it to him like this- they deserve some respect for originating such a great comeback. Out-mouthing air-signs? oof! 

So… so.. ok.. wait u said spontaneous. I didn’t take that into account UM. well, yoongi first of all. Out of everyone? Weirdly enough the most spontaneous would have to be Him. Aries Venus, Pisces Sun/Mercury and Virgo Moon (not sure if he’s a Libra Moon tho, due to certain times) - that mutable energy certainly adds to the influx of spontaneous actions sometimes. Even if he whines a lot about how tired he is and how he likes to be reclining in sleepie position. He also has a Cancer Mars, so obvi very driven. I think him and Seokjin are quite similar, they respect rules to an extent (Aquarius Saturn) but they also sees improvement in those rules, and thus the energy can be exerted to enhance/make those happen.

Seokjin in term of spontaneousity may be less spontaneous, like, maybe kinda like Taehyung who is - probably not very spontaneous unless it’s something that evokes instant gratification or happiness for others. But I do think he enjoys it when others ARE spontaneous, as it kinda evokes him to be spontaneous himself. Have you ever noticed that in Sagittarius suns? That they aren’t like- the most spontaneous people, but they certainly gravitate towards those who can fuel and enhance that energy within themselves by being around them?

So.. so yeah! Anyways. Joon is second to yoongi in terms of spontaneousity. And i’d say JK. Joon mostly because of his Sag Moon + Libra Mercury combo as well. But also his general *wriggly hands* mutable-ness. He gets riled up, and then he acts w/o thinking sometimes. Or sometimes he thinks too much, and end up not acting until an opportunity presents itself again. 

JK after because that Libra Venus does love a lot of fun and thrilling things, this isn’t all the same for every Libra Venus - but have you noticed that alot of them do tend to enjoy adrenaline rushing things once they’ve experienced it? It’s about the experience and feeling ‘alive’. Weirdly enough, we associate adrenaline rushing things to Sag Venus when there’s a 50/50 chance they would or wouldn’t enjoy it- depending on what else is going on and where it’s placed, if there’s anything going on in their 4th or whatever else is on their chart.

Taehyung.. I wouldn’t exactly call him as spontaneous, depending on his rising though he might. But I do think he’s independent. So a lot of the time, if you label spontaneous as going off on your own to do things/adventures - he might fit the bill. But in terms of everyday? life? situation? Well Taehyung compared to Jimin - Taehyung can be more certain in his independence and ability to just, have fun on his own/go off on his own more times than not?

I don’t think Hobi is spontaneous. But that’s mostly because he’d rather be comfortable or Not be Surprised? If it’s between doing something Unknown and potentially running into danger/endangering himself even though it’s willingly (i.e. signed a consent form for), or like, be safe and secure – then it’s the latter. He’s Taurus moon obvi, but also take into consideration his fixed Sun, Mars as well. But yeah anyways, I think thats? That??

SO… two different explanation and list for two different ranking/topics.. But this was super fun to do!! 💓💗💞💓💗💞 Thank u for sending this in!! 💓💗💞💓💗💞 If u want to use me for data: I’m a sag rising, venus+jupiter in 1st!! 💓💗💞 Virgo mars in 10th! But I also have Capricorn Sun/Taurus Moon (tropical) so jaywalking when the light is red?? No-go. I don’t endanger my emotional well-being by having cars beep at me. Roller coasters and 1am trips to the supermarket where no one is around? Definitely a-ok. 💓💗💞💓💗💞

[gemjupiter]

Hey! Are you still doing the astrology thing? I was born May 24th, 1999 at 8:42pm in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Thank you so much, and have a great day!

rest assure that i am always always dong the astrology thing mayhaps i would die if i wasnt 

you’ve got a air sun air moon combo love that for you gemini sun im sorry to say gives you lowkey annoying energy, your libra moon tho do you know how to feel things without caring about how it will affect everyone around you???? do you ever know what your feeling to begin with????

you’ve got a virgo mc and like with a url like that, your really living in that huh? you really out here tryna put out intellectual vibes, to be fair you are a gemini sun so like you are an intellectual but youre far more chaotic about it than you would let on online or in a work environment 

your a sag rising so like wow chaotic energies when people first met you, appearance wise sag risings have good top tier smiles idk sag risings are just like the kind of people you met that make you wanna travel the world if that makes sense 

your a gemini mercury and like its 1 degree off your sun so good fucking luck shutting up literally ever, you probably talk very fast bc your sun and mercury are in the same sign and gemini is like that you talk at like a million miles an hour to keep up with your thoughts 

youve also got a cancer venus so like casual relationships??? not in this house its marriage or you die but like yeah you want serious committed relationships otherwise whats the fucking point 

you have a libra mars and like honest i love this placement and i may be biased bc my best friend is a libra mars but like having an argument with a libra mars?? delightful cause like you dont ever really get angry bc it would d̮̤̱̫i̴̱s̥͖͓̘͔r̲̯̫ͅu͔̲͟p͏͍͎̟͈ͅt͓̼̥̲͔͡ ̗͎̭̣̟̲̟͠t̨̲̠h͓̗͓̼̥͓͟e̤̣̰̜̪ ͞p̡͉̖̗e̷̠͉̮̯a̦̼̙c̢̼ͅe̢͔̹ so you can just kind of casually argue with people without anyones feelings really getting hurt and im just love that about libra mars 

[briteboy]

why is my bra size a G? Where is that even on the bra size spectrum?

honestly i’m not sure why i got this question but it made for a good cold open to this post didn’t it

Mother I’m having a really bad migraine please help I’ve been throwing up for hours now 😭

OH NO i’m sorry :[ that sucks so much. i’ve only had a migraine once and i’m pretty sure it was because i went to a palm reader who had some untrustworthy evil vibes going on omfg *googles ‘migraine remedies’* uhh uhuh leafy dark greens! a cold dark room! ice packs! i’m sorry i suck at this i will offer you one (1) hug instead

i dreamed last night that last august u sent me an ask with questions from an ask meme i hadn't reblogged and i responded really rudely and then in the present i got a notif for an ask and i looked it and it was actually the already answered ask u had sent me a year ago and i was like 'wtf when did i get this ask when did i answer it why was i so angry???' and i messaged u and was like 'i have no memory of this but im sorry for being such an ass idk why either man' and u were like :/ ok i guess

OMFG :/ ok i guess i apologize on dream me’s behalf for sending you questions u didn’t even reblog. maybe i was just really interested in ur hypothetical answers. it’s okay i forgive dream u for being rude. we’re best friends now in dream land

a half goat, half human is a satyr but I like goat boy more

yeah i’m dumb and realized this after i said it omg. it’s not my fault i’ve only seen the chronicles of narnia once

Could you release astropussy cc merch? 😂 i need it in my life

YES PROBABLY IN THE FUTURE!! it’s on my to-do list!

Do you have a link to the beginning of ur story? Thx

the amount of times i’ve answered this, i just. asjkdfj lmao. it’s on my faq and also at the top of my blog, if you’re on mobile just look at the tags on my post and the general rule is that you can go to that tag and put in /chrono and it’ll go to the beginning. here

Do you follow any astrology blogs??

hmmmm i used to, but i’ve fallen out of touch with that area of tumblr. i still trust @astrologymarina with my life tho

hit me with that astrology shit ! gimme references, everything!

Yo my main squeeze! I’m doing a PowerPoint bout astrology, could u give me some sweet info?

(two different anons, same answer) AHHH *sweats* tbh i learned everything i know from observing my own chart (find yours here), acknowledging the traits of each sign and applying to people i know, then reading up on the planets and houses, and honestly...just exploring the tumblr astrology tag and following the rabbit hole down a twisted web of different astrology blogs. if you start with marina up there ^^ you can probably find a lot of sweet info and other blogs as well.

Hello mother, could you teach me about all the astrology stuff you’re always talking about? Like the birth charts and the planets etc. I find it v interesting but I can’t understand shit bc English is not even near my native language. Help. I’m so very lost lmao

ah well firstly check out the links above ^^ i would personally explain everything but 1) i’m bad at that and 2) ain’t nobody got time 4 dat honestly cafe astrology is a good starting point for beginners, they have everything on that website! if you need any specific sort of help with understanding it, feel free to message me off anon!

i think i finally figured out the birthchart thing?? really cool and very defining for a lot of elements of character design. i'm a aquarius sun, scorpio moon, and taurus rising -- i'm ready to be judged - sirius anon

right!! it’s like a main priority for me in character building! ohoooo that combo is very interesting, because i feel like aquarius and scorpio are not really compatible, in that aquarius influence can make you very distant and unwilling to address your emotions and their importance, but your moon (which controls your emotions) is SO preoccupied with exactly that, which might exacerbate that scorpio intensity because you feel that constant pull between hiding and revealing your true emotions. but then taurus rising kind of balances it out and makes you at least appear to be level headed? so even if you’re suffering on the inside at least people think u got it all together.

i.... i feel like your inbox is now bombarded w/ zodiac related questions.... so i sorta feel bad for dropping this on u but im doing it anyway hehe ok so: sagittarius sun and rising, cancer moon

it is and my wrist is killing me all of a sudden but i do this for u guys because it makes me so happy that u even care oh wow, that’s an interesting combo!! it’s actually one of those combos that like...it never crosses your mind, but now that you think about it, they actually go really well together. sagittarius is the most calm of the fire signs, so it actually might pair well with emotional and highly intuitive cancer. your inclinations are probably pretty bold and outgoing, but then you might think about them for too long and develop a fear of going through with them. in that way your emotional side kinda holds you back, but you should learn to trust your gut instincts!! 

Uhhh can you also do my birthchart? I know nothing about astrology and you're a godess in this topic! I'm Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising

OMFG A GODDESS well i’m just ok, i try ooh boy you’re watery alright!! wow you’re probably dreamy as f*ck, but also moody as f*ck, highly and acutely aware of everything at once, otherworldly, always living inside your head but wanting to get out and experience things with everyone else, always wondering about the mysteries of life and the weird questions no one ever wants to answer. you understand things more deeply than anyone around you, and you probably don’t even realize how strong and adaptable you are!!

Ahhh are you still doing horoscopes? If so can you do mine? I’m Aries sun, Sagittarius moon and libra rising. I’m overwhelmed with how to read these things! Thank you and hope you’re having a good day 😘

hello finally i am answering your question! sorry i just get overwhelmed when i get a lot of these lmao this is an awesome combo!!! sag + libra is always so good and then aries + libra are opposites/sister signs which makes for an interesting dichotomy. i’m actually an aries sun/sag moon as well, so i know this combo very well lmao. you might come off as very calm and appealing (dat libra charm tho) and then when people get closer to you you reveal your optimistic, perseverant and passionate nature. these signs are very harmonious together, you’re probably like the calmer version of me lmao. you might be pretty rational but then your sun makes you want to be more impulsive. it’s good to listen to it sometimes...but not all the time. aries is a child don’t trust him too much

hey sunny! i know you're probably stressed out by all these so feel free to skip this one, but i'm a virgo sun/capricorn moon/cancer rising! idk if i fit in a lot of the virgo stereotypes though but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

o0o0o0o0o so many sister signs i swear heheh, it’s good though, i like this combo! i feel like you can’t really go wrong with virgo/cap because they’re both earth signs. cap/cancer are opposites so your cancer rising might make you come off as very sweet, soft and emotional, but your moon says otherwise. people probably underestimate you a lot, but underneath your exterior you’ve got a guarded heart and you can’t be pushed around easily. though your virgo and cancer influence might invite people to walk all over you, you are stronger than you know.

Hi! Just felt like letting you know that there's this song called "Red Bottom Sky" by Yung Lean and it always reminds me of Santi every time I hear it.

hello! omg i love these messages, it makes me so giddy when people relate songs to my characters ;-; i’m listening to it right now and this is definitely something he would like lmao. it’s so calming somehow i wanna live in this beat

when i saw the title for lou’s story i immediately thought of the group choker lmao. you should check them out el dorado is my fav song

omg i actually think i’ve heard of this group before!! i’m digging these song suggestions, i like this one a lot! watch me put their songs in this story now lmao