#Bean Speaks

[mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury]

there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.

[berylian]

So I'm getting top surgery (revisions) on the 15th. I'm still unemployed so I'd appreciate if anyone could toss me a few bucks so I can get misc. essentials (food and transit).

paypal.me/portmanteu

Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez

Cashapp $JDMara

Gonna set my goal a bit lower than my last surgery:

662/1000$

[ripdragonbeans]

I love Ewan in anything he wears but especially his normal stuff like a regular shirt and jeans idk he makes me feral

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

i think that dick grayson should be a paramedic in blüdhaven and not a cop. why? a few reasons.

1) acab. yeah hes trying to fix it from the inside or whatever but i think he should actually help people during his day job and then beat up crooked cops during his night job. (do not come at me for not respecting his wish to make his department have less bad apples or whatever it is a fake city and i want my own personal wish fulfillment, not debates on police reform. i get enough of that irl. thanks)

2) all these bats get SO many injuries. please, i just want more people with real medical training at any level to be able to help. P school would be the best bang for the buck (in this case buck being shortest amount of time) while still giving him vital skills. 

3) in a city with That Much Crime, those ems agencies have to be overrun. its bad enough in just largely populated cities by themselves, but with all the crime violence on top of that? oof. i feel for all those theoretical medics and i want them to have help. i want more medics helping in the streets of blüdhaven. same goes for gotham tbh

4) if his son is a paramedic, then billionaire bruce wayne would pay more attention to the needs of fire/ems agencies and start throwing his money that way. can u imagine what fully funded, well paid ems agencies would be like for gotham/blüd? it would be revolutionary. SO much good could come from more funding to fire/ems. a dream come true

5) i think it would be super cute if nightwing had a sleek, fashionable little well stocked med kit fanny pack. it cuts down on time before treatment, and i have a personal bias :)

6) im projecting. i want more paramedic heroes. i want more paramedic au’s on ao3 so bad. pls 🙏

[wynn-ing]

need to come up with voice designs so i can draw them as funny memes. need to come up with voice designs so i can draw them making out. need to come up with voice designs so i can draw. them. at all. its half past five in the morni

[beanskelly]

“Vote third party! Vote third party!”

Not to be that guy but wasn’t people voting third party in 2016 how we got Trump for four torturous years?

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

Hey guys. Just a quick PSA

Don’t be like this guy

If you don’t like something, scroll. It’s honestly not that hard. You don’t need to try and make the author feel bad by saying that what they’re writing is wrong or gross. Or that you “can’t respect them.” Be a normal person and either block them or scroll. You control what you consume a lot of the time, and if you don’t like it then you don’t have to consume it. No one is forcing it down your throat or prying your eyes open and forcing you to read it out loud.

Okay, im done. Thanks for bearing with me. I’ll try and get some writing done soon but with school I’m like, dying 🙏🏻

[bahamacolada]

Brain tumor update- cause why not.

I haven't spoke here in awhile, but I thought I'd give an update

College has been a lot, especially with outside sources affecting my life. I've been to see a endocrinologist for my tumor, they took my blood and even checked me to see if I was going blind (crazy to think)

All my labs came back normal but one, past labs confirmed that is it my tumor over producing unnecessary hormones causing all my problems

Oh and l've been set up for

accommodations for my tumor at the university I’m currently going to.

It’s been a lot and I’m stressed to say the least, I��m also still struggling with my art but I keep going

[bahamas-art-and-coladas]

Random sketch dump, yeah idk what to post here half of the time

[thebeanthebeanthebean]

nc senate panel approved a bill that would ban wearing medical masks in public. fuck my stupid baka life.

[mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury]

[berylian]

Hey!

So I'm getting top surgery at the end of December and I'm gonna be out of work for roughly 2 months (6 weeks recovery + 2 weeks getting back up to speed). I'm out of sick pay and don't have much vacation pay so I'd appreciate if you could toss me a few bucks.

I make roughly 250$ a week (2000$, but would probably be fine with less (the equivalent of 150$ a week - 1200$). Although whatever help is appreciated.

paypal.me/portmanteu

Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez

Cashapp $JDMara

981/1600$

[ripdragonbeans]

I'm Bean and I'm back to writing!

I mainly write Aemond and Aegon II but I'm open to the possibility of other characters! I also do better with modern aus but I've dabbled a bit with canon era and it's been decent lol

+18 MDNI

REQUESTS ARE OPEN (limit to 1-5 sentences)

Masterlist under the cut

Fics

🥵 = smut // 😢 = hurt/comfort // ☺️ = fluff // 😡 = Angst

Run Away With Me (modern!Aemond) ☺️

Don't Do It (Dad!Aegon and daughter OC) 😢

Take Your Pick (SugarDaddy!Aegon) 🥵

Mine (modern!Aemond) 😢☺️

Painful Reality (modern!Aemond) 😢

A Night Out (modern!Aegon) 🥵☺️

Look At Me (modern!Aegon) 🥵 😡 😢

Shakespeare In Love (modern!Aemond) 😊🥵

Can I Move In? (modern!Aemond, side best friends Aegon) ☺️🥵

All Mine (canon Darkish!Aemond) 🥵

To Whatever End (ACOTAR AU HighLord!Aemond) 🥵😡

I Choose You (modern!Aemond) 😥☺️🥵

Through The Worst (modern!Aemond) ☺️🥵😡

Not Him, I Swear (modern!Aegon, WIP)

Part 1 || Part 2

Zeno's Paradox (modern!Aemond) ☺️😢🥵 light😡

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

You Win (modern!Aemond) 🥵😡

Part 2

Epilogue

The Boy (Canon Era) 😡

Bonded To Dragons Masterlist

Headcanons

Karaoke (Aegon, Aemond, Helaena, Jace)

Mother's Day (Focus on Rhanerya and Alicent separately // Daemon, Aegon, Aemond, Helaena, Jace, Luke)

How They Apologize (Aegon, Aemond, Jace)

FNAF Animatronics (CRACK 😂)

Cats The Musical (CRACK 😂)

Other Fandoms

Dad!Michael Gavey Headcanons (Saltburn)

Drabbles

- Aegon II needs love (canon era)

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

last lines tag

the lovely @ladytauria tagged me in a last lines game, so here. have some more unnamed shmoopy sappy jaytim 💕

Tim loves staring into Jason’s eyes, cataloging the hills and valleys of his irises, the ways the colors play on each other. He gets lost in them sometimes, stops paying attention to the goings-on around him, and that is what happens now. “-rth to Tim, are you there?” Jason waves his hand in front of Tim, grinning slightly with a raised eyebrow. Tim blinks a couple times before shaking his head and bringing his coffee cup to his mouth for a sip. “You’re spacey this morning, sunshine.” Sunshine. The endearment fills him with warmth, a soft buzzing all the way down to his toes. Tim loves him.

no pressure tagging: @bi-bats, @n1ightw1ng, @stabthroughme, @deepwithintheabyss, and @paprikadotmp4 💕

[chrisevansdaughter]

Beans 🩵

We are reunited!! And it feels so good, I’m back with my little snuggly piggy 🥹

Edit- I feel like I also need to point out this lil lady waited for me to finish eating my dinner which was really good chicken fajitas 🤌🏻 cooked by yours truly and walked up to bed w me 🥹

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

Trick or treat w/ Junkrat!

Honestly he’d choose both

The trick is him booby trapping the way up to the door

Buttt if you make it there he’ll just give you all of the candy that he’s got

Also, I’m gonna give this a tag! Yippee :D