#Because haiku bot is just

[enby-who-likes-a-lot-of-stuff]

one of my favorite accounts on here is the haiku bot. They’re so sweet, just absolutely adorable and they make my day better when I see them.

[sylphrene]

Because why use your own arm when you could instead twist someone else's?

[mossy-tables]

If I were to say soft pain would you know what I mean?

If I were to ask to read a soft pain story, to live a soft pain story, to exist in a soft pain world, would you know what I mean?

Would you want to? No one likes pain. Soft pain doesn’t sound any better than what we have. What’s the different between pain and soft pain? Is there a hard pain?

Or do you understand what soft pain means? Do you understand the desire, the need to have soft pain? Do you understand the emotions that come with soft pain? When the Haiku bot responds not with an echo but with love? When a friend or ex moves on from you? The way it feels when a characters dies, but dies smiling and in love? Do you know what soft pain feels like? Do you know why I crave it?

Soft pain brings joy and smiles, tears and anguish. But it’s so much more than pain.

Soft pain is being rained on while walking home. Soft pain is missing the train and people watching to past the time. Soft pain is losing an award to your best friend. Soft pain is pain. But it’s so much more.

Soft pain is life. It’s how you live, how you die. It’s all the negatives of life, all the sobs yet all the smiles. Soft pain is not pain, because it’s so much more.

Or do you not understand what I’m saying? Soft pain is knowing that there are people who do not understand why I crave soft pain.

Because the world is so much more beautiful when I see the soft pain.

Because the world is beautiful.

Because the people are beautiful.

Yet I crave soft pain. Because I do not live in a world where the pain is soft.

I crave soft pain, because soft pain is not pain. It is not the pain I’ve lived my life in.

It’s so much more.

[felixisfruity]

So, what’s a haiku? I just don’t understand it. I may never know.

[spookier11]

that haiku is genuinely really good too 😭 even out of context (but the context makes me tear up a little)

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[senei]

just realized i got a haiku bot post. i win

[the-local-bunny]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shadowsjoys]

I like haiku bot because he serves me shit that otherwise I’d miss

Like it shows me stuff from the farthest corner of whatever fandom

It just makes my life way better and happier. Thank you haiku bot.

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Because there are only (!) 128 polls this round, I've lowered the queue frequency to 32 posts a day, because that is a nice simple power of 2. After this round, I will change the number of posts per day such that all of the polls will be released in 2 days, so the next one will also have 32 a day, then 16, then 8, etc.

Regardless, here are the competitors for round 1:

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

the-compressor

cantheywinthehungergames

would-you-punt-them

ominous-signs

throckmorton-the-skater

identifying-dogs

identifying-cat-phenotypes

alphabetcompletionist

the-official-netherlands

rat-detector-detector-detector

yesornopolls

how-many-evil-flags

crane-detector

onionpainter

i-make-things-snakes

onenicebugperday

no-stupid-questions-official

i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

hot-take-tournament

cantheykillmacbeth

bear-detector

localairport

cat-spotted

probablybadrpgideas

parentheses-posts

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mcmansionhell

ofishal-fish-posts

really-fucked-up-stimboards

identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

the-actual-ocean

pointless-achievements

making-your-fave-in-fr

creatures-in-posts

e-counter

is-the-post-reliable

the-timeloop-tourney

smashorpassgilf

ginger-ale-official

official-boob-posts

earth-updates-today

rat-detector

making-you-in-ponytown

haveyouatethisfruit

cantheysurvive2001aspaceodyssey

does-this-require-cyanobacteria

mammalidentifier

kittybroker

pokemonbattletournament

reallybadblackoutpoems

postsofbabel

incorrectconspiracytheorist

arewebeholdingaman

lowpolyanimals

united-states-health-care

snailifier

the-actual-catacombs

identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

parappa-raps

little-bitch-detector

blood-heritage-posts

scp-threats-is-back

fake-post-archive

one-time-i-dreamt

shirtsthatgohard

tf2heritageposts

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in-the-bible

identifying-horses-in-posts

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

official-mantis-shrimp-posts

whatcoloristhatcat

identifying-maille-weaves

things-that-are-not-true

terriblerealestateagentphotos

good-pokemon-center-reviews

characters-with-garlic-bread

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shrimpradar

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official-wasp-posts

identifying-birds

carbon-monoxide-detector

sealsdaily

counter-facts-i-just-made-up

validwarriorcatsnames

i-type-things

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content-free

eroticismofthemachinedetector

asciicompletionist

givingyouarandompathogen

my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

would-you-eat-them

apolladay

evilwizard

official-knight-posts

fluttershywheresheshouldntbe

card-of-the-day

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couldtheybecouldtheybekira

randomalienencounter

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amphibianaday

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maryland-officially

whoishotteranimepolls

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blorbo-court

detector-rat

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i-give-you-a-fish

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alonglistofbirds

girl-detector

mouse-spotted

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baba-is-blog

rat-detector-detector

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ace-attorney-smash-or-pass

binas-official

i-say-ok

couldtheycatchkira

identifying-typewriters-in-posts

post-store

same-picture-of-benson-every-day

bestanimal

secondbeatsongs

musical-posts

todays-xkcd

am-i-the-asshole-official

the-glitter-painter

eggblackoutpoetry

rating-shittysawtraps

translatingpostsinfrench

the-blahaj

transit-fag

lichenaday

i-identify-guns-in-posts

front-facing-pokemon

thoughts-of-eel

official-crab-posts

making-you-in-roblox

aita-blorbos

doyoulikethissong-poll

flametexting-posts

dailyhatsune

cat-identifier

dailyquests

the-magenta-painter

haveyouheardthisband

i-make-things-into-faces

the-haiku-bot

ao3org

would-they-survive

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catcrumb

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c-counter

randomitemdrop

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simplified-birds

i-make-things-content-aware

ca-dmv-bot

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couldtheybekira

contextfreepatentart

fixing-bad-posts

the-icy-painter

jesus-holding-your-fave

making-you-in-lps

is-destiel-canon-yet

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aistobascistod

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certifiednewyorkposts

todaysbird

the-disempunctuationer

theyshapedlikefriends

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theshitpostcalligrapher

fish-identifier

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banjobebleping

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peeledpokemon

bovineblogger

periodiccompletionist

ohio-thestate

bible-word-counter

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three-dee-ess

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bugthingsdaily

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todays-problematic-ship

your-fave-as-owl

whatsthebird

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househeritageposts

fox-detector

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worlds-worst-ships

dyktvideogamesfx

official-olm-posts

lesserknowncryptids

hands-you-a-spatula

transparentcatpngs

the-reverser

charl0ttan

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dog-spotted

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dailypokemoncrochet

post-uwuifier

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littleguysdaily

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postanagramgenerator

punctuation-completionist

i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

colourpickingpride

incognitopolls

shittysawtraps

i-give-olms-to-people

[wheezecheese]

Every day I am more sure that the haiku bot, my beloved haiku bot, is not in fact a bot, but rather a person fucking with us.

It would be the most tumblr thing, after all, wouldn't it? Just a person acting like a bot because why the hell not.

[bogos-bint3d]

Can't think properly because I'm not well but I NEED y'all to get her

Yeah ok I know canonically monsters can't and do not have blood but I need you to understand the special feeling that you can only achieve by drawing your blorbo covered in their own blood

Alt versions under read more

^W/O determination star Higher opacity DT star^

[sky-byte2007]

Can y’all imagine the Decepticons reactions to Sky-Byte/Dweller? Because how in the name of Primus did an annoying haiku loving shark bot manage to pull A LITERAL TITAN as a conjux?!

I would imagine them finding out and Megatron’s body just takes a screenshot out of pure shock.

Actually I think Jetfire’s reaction would be even more hilarious…

[cybertroniannugget]

What if… Sam had a sibling who is very chaotic!!!! And they survive through out the Bayverse movies and when they meet Hound, Crosshairs and Drift, how would those 3 react to the crazy lil human?!? ;-;

(Could you possibly add Optimus Prime and Bumblebee!?)

Okay this is the first ever request I answer, kinda nervous tbh.

Hope you like it, and thanks for requesting^^

It's called Haiku...

Also, I don't know what pictures to add lmao

About this fic: sfw, gn reader, takes place in aoe

901 words

Sitting in the passenger's seat, squished next to Shane, you look out the window.

Sure, it was uncomfortable, but there were only 3 seats for the 4 of you.

You didn't say anything though, after they had just lost their friend, complaining would be of no use.

So you watch the wide desert landscape going by.

A white truck drove by on the other side of the road, but you didn't pay that much attention to it.

That's when the truck you four were in started rumbling. At first you didn't know what was going on, but when the seats shifted back roughly, the worn down leather replaced by more comfortable fabric seats you kind of got an idea.

"A man of taste I see. Western Stars are pretty nice.", you complimented, after seeing the symbol on the steering wheel, before the autobot logo took its place.

You opened the window to take a look at the Prime's new altmode.

Red flames across the blue paintjob, and everything was just so shiny.

"I must say, you looking good Prime!", you laugh, sticking your head back in.

"It was awesome but it was insane!", you heard Shane yell out excitedly.

The Prime's deep voice echoed over the radio, calling for his Autobots.

"I wonder If I'll see Bumblebee again. I missed that guy."

"Bumblebee?", Cade asked.

"Yeah, he's an Autobot don't worry. He's no giant insect, if that's what you thought about."

The man just raised an eyebrow at you, making Tessa chuckle in amusement.

After a few more minutes of driving you all got out of the truck, after Optimus opened the doors for you.

"Your dad is nice, but he needs to relax a lil...", you whisper to Tessa.

"He sure does, but he's trying his best."

"Never doubted that, don't worry.", you add, nudging her arm gently.

Optimus transformed, being greeted by his bots.

"Mr. free leader of the galaxy. I knew you'd make it. I never doubted it."

"Just who are these guys...", you mumble, looking around.

The green one with what looks like a cape suddenly turned to point his guns at you.

"Oh okay, that one feels like killin today...", you say, raising you arms sarcastically.

When the biggest one started lifting his guns was when you started sweating though.

But having fate on your side, like always, Optimus stopped them.

"Thanks Prime, I thought I was done for this time."

"🎶...Survivor! 🎶", Bee's Radio echoed.

"What's he mean by that now?", Hound asked, adjusting his cigar.

"We go way back. I saw Megatron so many times already. He nearly killed me twice but meh, still alive and kicking"

"Wait, aren't you that human from the fight in-?", Drift turned to ask.

"Chicago? Yeah, I've been there. Threw a brick at Megs myself.", you interrupted, proud of your past actions, arms crossed before your chest. "I've been there since the beginning. When it was just about a pair of glasses from my crazy great grandfather."

"They have fought with us. They're the only human I know I can trust."

"Rude...", Shane mumbled under his breath.

"I mean, how'd a squishy survive all that?!", Hound asked into the round of Cybertronians and humans

"Who you callin squishy?! I'm not the big one here."

"Pff, that's just armor. I'm as fast as a horse!"

"Well first of, it's as healthy as a horse. And also, it's none of your damn business how I survived all the shit I've been through. Because honestly, I don't even know myself. Maybe I'm just lucky"

You shrug, looking up at Optimus, who's serious demeanor made your heart sink.

He's always been serious yes, but a kind soul. Always open for questions.

Now he's just, well... dark.

"Well, but I'm sure as hell gonna survive this, so when we startin?!"

"Enthusiasm, I like it.", Crosshairs mentioned, spinning a gun in his servo, before tucking in back into his belt.

"🎶Where have youuuu been?!🎶", Bumblebee sang over the radio.

"Oooh, Rihanna, you got some mad taste Bee!"

Sticking your hands into the pockets of your worn down jeans, you look up at the yellow and black bot, who's optics were fixed on you.

"Well, after Chicago I needed a new place to stay. So I applied to work in a different hospital. And it led me to Austin, Texas."

You laugh

"In the good ol' south", you say, mocking the southern accent.

"I think I like that one", Hound says, leaning back against a rock wall.

"They have what it takes, like sunset colors on blue,

strength guts and virtue.", Drift added.

"If this is another hiku I swear Imma blow you to shreds...", Crosshairs murmured, turning to walk away.

"It's called Haiku!", you correct him.

"What?", he mumbled annoyed.

"I don't care what it's called. I just want to leave this place."

"Well, I like it, thank you.", you say to Drift, smiling at the bot.

In this moment of peace, it was of course Crosshairs who needed to add something unnecessary.

"Nah, it's lame"

Without warning, Drift jumped at him, swords drawn, ready to attack.

"And I thought I was crazy...", you whisper to Bee, rolling your eyes.

The bot snickered.

"Lord may you give me strength to not make anyone here short circuit on purpose..."

You squint your eyes, thinking.

"I don't even know their names yet... Wow"

"🎶Still don't know your name🎶"

"Oh you're right tho Bee.", you laugh

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Edited intro post time !

I have a sideblog ! (@3-more-opossums) It's just reblogs, this blog here is where I have things to say, in the reblogs or in posts

I am a minor so no donation asks !

Consider : eating glue (please don't actually)

About me ↓

Name : Saf (it's short for Safran, if yk how to pronounce it in french). I like other nicknames too !

Pronouns : they/them, xe/xem and she/her

Something something labels : lesbian, acespec and possibly arospec. I'm nonbinary too or under the enby umbrella (also I love qprs to death) (for the arospec thing I have no idea what's going on but I don't think I'm allo)

Mbti if you believe in this : infp-t

Favorite color : Yellow. I like purple and black and white too I know I know enby flag /silly

For this blog ↓

Tags :

wow this sure is a tag : when I say things.

rb : reblog. reaaally common

ask : hey guess what : it's the ask tag

moots : interacting with mutuals

DNI : basic DNI, people who think Kris Dreemurr isn't nonbinary, people who ship Alastor sexually, proshippers, nsfw only blogs

Yknow what music taste time because why not

Music : Aperture Science Psychoacoustic Laboratories ; Cjbeards ; Chappell Roan ; girl in red ; Indila ; Lemon Demon ; Luluyam ; Mother Mother ; Panic! At The Disco ; Pomme ; Poor Man's Poison ; rachel au piano ; Toby Fox ; Tom Cardy ; Urban Trad ; Will Stetson ; Zaz

Fandoms you will inevitably see on my blogs : in stars and time ; deltarune

Major fandoms : undertale; portal; stardew valley; gravity falls; fullmetal alchemist; avatar : the last airbender ; say hi to outer wilds the special interest is coming back ; and too many others

Minor fandoms : slay the princess ; hollow knight ; saiki kusuo ; the apothecary diaries ; ultrakill for some reason ; arcane ; the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all ; rainworld ; the amazing digital circus (it's baack) and still way too many others

I like many indie animated series/cartoons/animes and novels in general but putting them here would be a lot

Interested in : she-ra and the princesses of power ; the owl house ; murderbot ; epic the musical ; dungeon meshi ; the magnus archives ; bungo stray dogs ; I forgot to add gumball too and many other things I still didn't watch/play/read either

(sometimes i remember i'm in a fandom so i add it to this list)

(stamps by @/thisdastampdoesnotexist)

Moots ↓ (if you don't want to be on this list, just tell me and i'll remove you, it's just a personal thing to keep track)

If you want/don't want to be tagged for tag games please tell me I never know who to tag

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@the-silly-creature

@kesp-mimosa-blaze

@somefuckinrando

@gghostiis-shenanigans

@junithelooperrrr

@drysqu1d

@the-haiku-bot (yep.)

@spaghettihell

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

@seven-oh-four (she gave me my 14th opossum!)

@stuck-in-a-forest

@morallygreyandgreymorally

@deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd

@goes-fishing

@anxiousposting

@justa-opossum

@contradictory-yet-useful

@frooglet

@wood-leaf-tee-hee

@historiaetal

@onesingularbraincell

@bloooooooooooooop

@47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat

@thatoneartist-inthecorner

@liquefiednerd

@false-siffrin

@thedamsolangelofan

@saltycatgirl

@uptimateopalnerd

@aroace-not-arokay

[mochabugger]

★ Hai, welcome to my dooble club !! ★

★~Intro:

☆ Hi hi hewwo! You're talking to Mocha, and you're a part of my territory now !! ^^

☆ Pronouns!!

She/they/xe <- xe/xem is most preferred!!

Heart/heartself + cupid/cupidself (Reserved for @trashbins-stuff only)

☆ I study astronomy, history and biology (anatomy included!!)

☆ I am a digital/traditional artist, animator, VA and writer! <- Silly author of 'The Traumatized Cup'

☆ I'm a sensitive gal so please try not to insult me -v-"

☆ I'm a multi-fandomist (I'm in a lot of common fandoms) so I tend to be very ✨random✨

☆ @moonsprout-sys and @trashbins-stuff are my partners >:] I LOVE YOU GUYS SM HEHE <3333 and btw just a kind reminder that you better not mess with em, or you mess with me 🚨

☆ Dooble requests are still open but as for custom OCs they are closed because I already have an avalanche of requests and once they're finished I'll resume :]

☆ Some of my personal hobbies include writing haikus, crocheting, and making bracelets ^^

More sillay stuff below! ⬇️

★~DNI list

NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

People who are neutral/against Palestine

Pedophiles, zoophiles and necrophiles

S3xual themes

Porn bots/any type of bot

Racists

Proshippers/comshippers

Zionists

Islamophobes

If you match with any of these things mentioned above, kindly fvck off or you will be immediately blocked.

★~Other blogs (still in the making!)

@mochabugger - Main blog; you're currently here!

@the-dreamcatchers-series - The Dreamcatchers' Site!

Thank yew for reading !! This will update as time goes by :>

[tossawary]

The haiku bot reblogged my ATLA post. :(

I personally generally think the bot is kind of cute, if kind of uninteresting after a while, though there's something to perhaps be said about being mindful of the structure of everyday sentences? Idk, I think it's a "your mileage may vary" kind of thing. At this point, I'm personally more interested in reading a book about the history and present of actual haiku and the surrounding culture or something, so I guess I like it fine (neutral to positive sentiments towards the cute bot?) but also don't find its additions to be specifically appealing to my interests at this particular moment. I'm overall that it glad it exists, though! It does bring a sense of whimsy!

But I really do not enjoy my own posts blowing up or getting too far outside my general circle, so this is kind of an unpleasant experience? I turn off reblogs sometimes if posts get too big, or I phrased things badly and I'm not communicating my original concept well (so I should maybe rephrase later), or someone adds something that kind of takes over the post, which I don't mind necessarily, it's often very cool when people get excited and add fun stuff, but I don't really always want all of the notifications for it on my activity page? I'm generally trying for a small-ish, SVSSS-focused fandom blog of people who know me enough to understand my general vibe and usual perspective. I made a post for other people in that fandom, you know? Not for people to comment on the haiku bot showing up at the end of my silly fic idea.

This is not, like, by any means a tragedy and I'm not seriously annoyed. I do think it's funny that this happened to me after 10 years on Tumblr. I was really not expected this at all? It's almost a pleasant surprise in a way? I'm not turning reblogs off on that ATLA post yet or anything.

Just saying, I guess, that if the haiku bot or any other prominent bot reblogging your posts is an experience that you personally know that you do not want, maybe preemptively blocking them is a good idea? I've blocked the bot on this blog now, because idk, I looked at my activity page and realized that this happening was fine, cute, whatever, but I REALLY DO NOT want this potentially happening to some silly post about Shang Qinghua being stupid horny for Mobei-Jun or something.