#Because if not

[i-hope-this-is-a-phase]

Do we have any photos of Dream wearing the Low Key merchandise?

[sgcairo]

Have you seen how tall the fatui enemies are

Collei is the size of his leg. Childe goes up to his waist.

I thought their height was supposed to be from delusion use and to show the inhuman nature of it, but the skirmishers don't have delusions (only the agents and mages do, and they're human-sized) so I literally have no idea why they're this tall

anyway I hope in-game Capitano is this tall. If he's not I will riot (jk)

I think I read somewhere that the whole height and elemental use might've been a bi-product of Dottore's experiments (I can't remember where), which would actually make some sense. Dottore is actively pursuing the creation of superhumans, but test runs are important, and I don't think he cares that much about the lives of infantry that are only there to carry out his orders.

And yes, I would very much like for Capitano to be almost twice my size, that would be very agreeable. They better not give him the tall male model or I will riot, he deserves to tower over the world and scare the living daylights out of everyone. I also would like to be very small in his arms, it sounds very comfy.

But I'm interested in knowing the actual story behind the skirmishers and their strange proportions, I have a suspicion that Dottore might have something to do with it.

[drowninnoodles]

I never thought I'd want to make fanart for Kung Fu Panda but here I am now, waiting for the delivery with my cable to go insane

[ollies-moving-castle]

Me eating when I am hungry not waiting till a “normal” time to eat dinner because I’m hungry from making said dinner

me: senshi would be so damn proud of me

[juneboat]

so anyways the latest rtgame video makes me want to cry /very pos

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

just found out about post submissions. my blog has that option now!!!!! :D

[shittygaypornmagazine]

if I give my autism a lil treat and show it some dinosaur bones it will take pity on me and allow me to write today, right?

[masked-alien-lesbian]

She is sooo pretty! 😍 but are the claws retractable?

[puuvillaa]

I occasionally think about moving my fic recs from twitter to tumblr (especially now that twitter seems to be going down the drain) but also it would be a lot of work because I've tweeted so damn many recs over the past couple of years.

Anyway, would someone want me to make a massive post of fic recs?

[tresdem]

I think ultimately what made Ed the saddest at the end of Season 1 was that he couldn't just be Ed. Not to Stede who wanted Blackbeard, not to Izzy who also wanted Blackbeard. Everyone wanted Blackbeard save for perhaps the crew of the Revenge, but even so they don't really have any true idea of who Ed really is save for perhaps Lucius who had to be temporarily inconvenienced.

Ed has been almost consumed by his own mythos and I don't think can really have returned to it. He can no longer go back to Blackbeard, because as savage as Blackbeard's reputation was, he was also largely Ed, so fun loving and wild and human. But the Kraken? The Kraken is something else. The Kraken is everything everyone has said about Blackbeard distilled into a monster. All the good soft parts are cut out and only the edges are left.

And when Ed cries, he cries alone, because no one has time for his tears, or his heart.

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Glitchtrap has witnessed Vanessa break down sobbing because of college before. not because of classes, but because she forgot to accept the award that would give her financial aid.

“WHY are you making so much RACKET?!”

“i forgot— i forgot to— i forgot to accept the award given to me for my financial aid for this semester, and now i might not be able to go to school! that’s $21K down the drain, Mr. Afton! i can’t afford to get my classes without it!”

literally, wailing. crying so hard she’s stammering and can’t speak. barely fucking breathing.

and Glitchtrap is just there like 🐇

she won’t shut up, too overcome with panic and stress and self-hatred for forgetting something so important. Glitchtrap finally gets fed up with her weeping and goes into the database to fix the issue himself. he doesn’t do it out of the kindness of his heart, but because her crying is giving him a headache—and he doesn’t even technically have a physical head!

“there! i fixed your fucking problem! now will you PLEASE stop crying?!”

“you— you fixed it?”

“yes. you got the stupid aid so you can do your stupid classes. now SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[sepiamestus]

You guys should read thepromised neverland

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle