#BetterCallSaul

[viksicks]

Quick sketch of my glorious king🙏

love a man full of hatred and the spasmodic urge to remain alive <3

[carbonaranatrium]

something that i forgotten to post

[mandowifey]

Do you have any funny head canons for Lalo? Not even funny per se but just weird shit he might do?

Nora I'm gonna smooch you.

Lalo 'Eduardo' Salamanca - Funny Headcannons

Warnings: General NSFW talk, Lalo needs his own warning tbh. Dark humor! Morbid humor! a lot of implied psychological manipulation. Cartel boy does Cartel shit. You know how it goes.

Lalo has a lot of strange and somewhat funny quirks.

First and foremost, the fact that he refuses to sleep longer than an hour or two at a time is wild. You need your sleep, which he does understand, but he also can't sit still so you often wake up in an empty bed.

He'd have your sleep schedule memorized, though. Knows about when you get tired, when you wake up, the times you stir to go to the bathroom, etc. Of course, he doesn't tell you that, but you find it uncanny that he can anticipate when you need to lay down or when to have breakfast ready in the morning.

Another weird thing Lalo does is zoning out. Sometimes, you can talk to him, and he's empty eyed, staring at the window, motionless. It's uncanny to you because you have no idea what's going on inside his head. But then he'd blink, and the light would return to him and he'd smile at you and encourage you to continue talking.

The guy has a thing about pushing peoples buttons.

He just... he craves being a menace - mostly because no one can really do anything to stop him. Lalo often smiles or grins when someone is getting worked up/flustered when he's prodding at their nerves.

Unfortunately, that means you catch the receiving end of it too.

Lalo can't help it! He loves watching you get riled up and red-faced. He thinks you shouting is adorable, and the hard, angry fucking afterwards is sublime. Lalo sports your claw marks like trophies, calls you his little wild cat.

Another thing he does that's weird is mirroring. Lalo is good at adapting and charming folks, sometimes he mirrors you to get what he wants.

Not in the mood for sex? Well, that's okay! How about we lay in bed and laugh? What's this? His hand is between your legs while he cracks jokes in your ear. Weird, guess you changed your mind.

Not a weird HC but he's intentionally withdrawn.

He keeps a lot of stuff to himself, making it difficult to discern if he's really upset or not.

Another weird thing is he likes to watch you shower.

He'd sit on the sink or lean against it, while pulling the door open to watch you quietly. Sometimes it seems like he's admiring you and others he looks almost angry.

You know he see's you as a weakness.

He's protective, always thinking 10 steps ahead.

You are his, after all.

Lalo is a gift giver. He likes to buy you stuff you mention off handedly. It's eerie sometimes because he gets you things you didn't realize you even wanted.

Like he's bringing home a dress you glanced at while shopping with him, and now there it is, in your hands. Meanwhile, he's smiling ear to ear and kissing your head, asking if you like it and watching your reaction.

Lalo is weird in the sense he's not extremely physical. The guy is similar to a cat. He'll pat your back, ruffle your hair or tap your chin, but he doesn't do many hugs or kisses. Even when you two are alone.

Though he would definitely not mind you laying against him, asleep, while he watched the fire pit and let his thoughts wander.

However, when the mood strikes him?

Lord he's on you.

Mouth on yours, devouring you, kissing and biting. Can't keep his hands off of you, groping and squeezing and just all over you.

Lalo isn't super weird, but he has those little mannerisms you find charming!

[vinetsu]

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[chaerishh]

why is this man so finee?? like everything about him is perfect (i love u tony)

[toiletdesytr0ya]

i love making these

[pumpkinboyyy]

the salamana rugby team

[clsude]

blehgg

[flowoffantasy]

Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul pre-orders open! 👀💎Who is your favorite character from the franchising? New acrylic charms and prints are available to preorder from today up until 31st of August, check the slides to see them all and remember you can also ask for other stuff from my catalogue 🫢

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[faithrainee]

i think Jimmy McGill should have had his nails painted at least once in BCS, yes. he painted them and Kim saw how messy it looked and sat him down in one of the nail salon massage chairs with the foot bath and painted his nails for him.

[starnyart]

I think he prefers to be called ☎️

[trikeysan]

im sorry, in spanish it was funny lmfao😔😔

translation: i want you to watch how i take your husband's virginity :3

[monorose1]

MY SISTER JUST ASKED WHAT I WAS DRAWING TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

[yammmmmmmmie]

alternate universe where james is called "slippy jimmy" and nothing else changes

[vinetsu]

Chibi Jimmy McGill ♡ Kim Wexler ⚖️💥 (and Chuck (?))

I love BCS and these two 🥹.

[breaking-bearverse]