#eduardo salamanca headcanon

[mandowifey]

Do you have any funny head canons for Lalo? Not even funny per se but just weird shit he might do?

Nora I'm gonna smooch you.

Lalo 'Eduardo' Salamanca - Funny Headcannons

Warnings: General NSFW talk, Lalo needs his own warning tbh. Dark humor! Morbid humor! a lot of implied psychological manipulation. Cartel boy does Cartel shit. You know how it goes.

Lalo has a lot of strange and somewhat funny quirks.

First and foremost, the fact that he refuses to sleep longer than an hour or two at a time is wild. You need your sleep, which he does understand, but he also can't sit still so you often wake up in an empty bed.

He'd have your sleep schedule memorized, though. Knows about when you get tired, when you wake up, the times you stir to go to the bathroom, etc. Of course, he doesn't tell you that, but you find it uncanny that he can anticipate when you need to lay down or when to have breakfast ready in the morning.

Another weird thing Lalo does is zoning out. Sometimes, you can talk to him, and he's empty eyed, staring at the window, motionless. It's uncanny to you because you have no idea what's going on inside his head. But then he'd blink, and the light would return to him and he'd smile at you and encourage you to continue talking.

The guy has a thing about pushing peoples buttons.

He just... he craves being a menace - mostly because no one can really do anything to stop him. Lalo often smiles or grins when someone is getting worked up/flustered when he's prodding at their nerves.

Unfortunately, that means you catch the receiving end of it too.

Lalo can't help it! He loves watching you get riled up and red-faced. He thinks you shouting is adorable, and the hard, angry fucking afterwards is sublime. Lalo sports your claw marks like trophies, calls you his little wild cat.

Another thing he does that's weird is mirroring. Lalo is good at adapting and charming folks, sometimes he mirrors you to get what he wants.

Not in the mood for sex? Well, that's okay! How about we lay in bed and laugh? What's this? His hand is between your legs while he cracks jokes in your ear. Weird, guess you changed your mind.

Not a weird HC but he's intentionally withdrawn.

He keeps a lot of stuff to himself, making it difficult to discern if he's really upset or not.

Another weird thing is he likes to watch you shower.

He'd sit on the sink or lean against it, while pulling the door open to watch you quietly. Sometimes it seems like he's admiring you and others he looks almost angry.

You know he see's you as a weakness.

He's protective, always thinking 10 steps ahead.

You are his, after all.

Lalo is a gift giver. He likes to buy you stuff you mention off handedly. It's eerie sometimes because he gets you things you didn't realize you even wanted.

Like he's bringing home a dress you glanced at while shopping with him, and now there it is, in your hands. Meanwhile, he's smiling ear to ear and kissing your head, asking if you like it and watching your reaction.

Lalo is weird in the sense he's not extremely physical. The guy is similar to a cat. He'll pat your back, ruffle your hair or tap your chin, but he doesn't do many hugs or kisses. Even when you two are alone.

Though he would definitely not mind you laying against him, asleep, while he watched the fire pit and let his thoughts wander.

However, when the mood strikes him?

Lord he's on you.

Mouth on yours, devouring you, kissing and biting. Can't keep his hands off of you, groping and squeezing and just all over you.

Lalo isn't super weird, but he has those little mannerisms you find charming!

[seraph5]

Ignacio “Nacho” Salamanca

When Nacho chooses Lalo he slips back more into his season 1 persona. Back to being more cold-blooded, back to being more sarcastic. He figures in for a penny in for a pound, he's lost his soul already, he might as well burn down everything he was.

There is a part of him when he stares in the mirror that sees his father's son and when Lalo asks him to marry him Nacho wants to cut out that part and bury it in the earth. Bury the part that whispers that Lalo is a different kind of monster from him. True evil while he himself is just a ghost. That's when he decides to embrace everything Salamanca.

His first tattoo is the blue flower on his neck, a reminder that he nearly died for his betrayal of the Salamancas. Then two rattlesnakes biting the flower from either side, he and Lalo eating what might have been the end but instead became a new beginning. A lucky poker chip on his neck. A pill to remind him that drugs built the world in which he lived. Fire running up one arm so that every time he fired a shot it was set alight. Petrol tattooed up the other. Lalo thinks the petrol is fuel for the flames and Nacho does not disabuse him of this idea. In actuality, it is to remind him he will never be clean in this life - never able to expunge his acts. The owl across his ribcage is an agent of Santa Muerte, Lalo's patron saint. He got it the day after Lalo gave him his necklace "for protection" Lalo had whispered against his skin.

Lalo traces the lines of the tattoos, kisses the colours and does not worry about the part Nacho has buried beneath.

Image Description: Nacho Salamanca is sitting on a wooden stool against a wall in Lalo's Hacienda. He's leaning back letting his legs hang wide his right arm casually hanging between them and holding a gun. He is shirtless and shoeless wearing only an expensive pair of navy pinstriped pants. His upper body is covered in the tattoos described above. His face is serious, slightly threatening. Perhaps Lalo is entertaining a cartel don with breakfast while Nacho sits and watches silently, though protectively, off to the side.

[loadednachosao3]

RIP Lalo you would have loved the ending part of We Don't Talk About Bruno where they're all singing over each other

[doodledoobiedouble]

First of all, Lalo fans don't kill me, we make ocxcanon here, ok?🤣... So, I was thinking that Lalo wasn't really planning to sleep at all, they were just hugging, that's why he's still on his everyday clothes but he finally realized he's trusting someone and finds it scary...wouldn't it be nice? 🥺

[1ivinqdeadqir1]

Masterlist:

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BETTER CALL SAUL/BREAKING BAD:

Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca:

» Shades Of Cool series masterlist » Lalo being his SO's First

(headcanons)

Ignacio 'Nacho' Varga:

» Nacho Varga x PhDStudent!Reader

headcanons

Walter White:

» Porcelain Doll (Student x Teacher)

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THE WALKING DEAD:

Daryl Dixon:

» Tear You Apart: Masterlist

[mogai-headcanons]

Ignacio 'Nacho' Varga from Better Call Saul is a bisexual trans man!

He's dating Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca, who's gay!

dni link

[slashwhores]

"You look like a pig ~"

Lalo x Barbie 👉👈💕

[dead-fandom-imagines]

THIS LITERALLY TOOK ME FOREVER. Lmao. But the first chapter is finally finished and I’m so excited for the story to actually begin. Just to let you all know, this is meant to be an explicit book, meaning there is going to be graphic violence, sex scenes, drug use, and much of the canon violence we’re used to, plus more because I am lowkey a slut for Lalo Salamanca and I just need to write about my shameless imagines about this man. UGGGH.

Hope you enjoy!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca/Original Female Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman/Kim Wexler Characters: Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca, Mike Ehrmantraut, Gustavo Fring, Ignacio "Nacho" Varga, Howard Hamlin, Hector Salamanca, Tuco Salamanca, Domingo "Krazy-8" Molina, Marco Salamanca, Leonel Salamanca, Manuel Varga, Francesca Liddy, Eladio Vuente, Juan Bolsa, Huell Babineaux, Abuelita Salamanca Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Partners to Lovers, Partners in Crime, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Married Life, Fake Marriage, Two Bad People Falling In Love, Spoilers, Pre-Canon, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Sex Summary:

In the year 2004, Lalo Salamanca is pronounced dead by the Mexican Police when they find a charred body on his ranch with half a dozen other corpses surrounding the land. And his wife, Alessandra Vuente, daughter of Don Eladio, heiress to a billion-dollar criminal empire, and mother of the modern drug trade has left the comfort of her home in Mexico to the rat-infested hills of Alberqurque to find out who exactly put the hit on him.

But the truth is, Lalo isn't dead, and this isn't a revenge story. Not yet anyway. Because the story doesn't begin until Alessandra is found by Lalo on Don Eladio's ranch a decade before, wielding an ax, and slicing it straight through a man's face without so much of a wince. With her dress bloodied and a weapon massed in brain matter, Lalo has just found that spark he has been missing for so very long. A tangled love affair, mixed with drugs, violence, and gore, and terrorizing the DEA in more ways than one.

[lilithblade]

We need more Lalo/Fem!Reader fanfics... You can't convince me otherwise

[slashwhores]

Writing my first fanfic and oh my god am I scared

Any advice is appreciated asdfhjkvxzrc b n

[dead-fandom-imagines]

Chapter one is officially up!! I’m so sorry this took so long, I wanted to publish this on the 8th but got sidetracked with a lot of things this past weekend. But here you go!!

I hope all of you enjoy and I can’t wait to get the next chapter up!

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca/Original Female Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman/Kim Wexler Characters: Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Jimmy McGill | Saul Goodman, Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca, Mike Ehrmantraut, Gustavo Fring, Ignacio "Nacho" Varga, Howard Hamlin, Hector Salamanca, Tuco Salamanca, Domingo "Krazy-8" Molina, Marco Salamanca, Leonel Salamanca, Manuel Varga, Francesca Liddy, Eladio Vuente, Juan Bolsa, Huell Babineaux, Abuelita Salamanca Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Partners to Lovers, Partners in Crime, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Married Life, Fake Marriage, Two Bad People Falling In Love, Spoilers, Pre-Canon, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Sex Summary:

In the year 2004, Lalo Salamanca is pronounced dead by the Mexican Police when they find a charred body on his ranch with half a dozen other corpses surrounding the land. And his wife, Alessandra Vuente, daughter of Don Eladio, heiress to a billion-dollar criminal empire, and mother of the modern drug trade has left the comfort of her home in Mexico to the rat-infested hills of Alberqurque to find out who exactly put the hit on him.

But the truth is, Lalo isn't dead, and this isn't a revenge story. Not yet anyway. Because the story doesn't begin until Alessandra is found by Lalo on Don Eladio's ranch a decade before, wielding an ax, and slicing it straight through a man's face without so much of a wince. With her dress bloodied and a weapon massed in brain matter, Lalo has just found that spark he has been missing for so very long. A tangled love affair, mixed with drugs, violence, and gore, and terrorizing the DEA in more ways than one.

[lilithblade]

Thinking about writting something about Lalo/F!reader. Anyone want some? 😏