Throwback to that time that one of my lecturers told us that Google is free so he wasn’t just going to throw a bunch of facts at us, and I said (to my friends) ‘why are we paying for him to teach us if we can just be taught by Google?’ and then approximately ten minutes later had to take it back, because Google would not have BROUGHT A PLASTIC TAKE OUT BOX FULL OF DEAD PARASITIC WORMS INTO THE LECTURE THEATRE AND STARTED SHOWING THEM ROUND AND THROWING THEM ABOUT
Some med or bio or whatever students left this graphic on the whiteboard in front of me, and behind me a few students are gossiping about someone with the same name as me who is apparently claustrophobic.
FORGOT TO UPDATE ON THE JOJO T-CELL POSTER i got 17/20 on it and my lecturer said it showed a great understanding of the material and a clear communication of it hehehhehehehegdhdgxhs
**the sentence before citation 4 should say apoptosis not cytosis, i was very tired when i finished it;;;
Pharmacologists really have the audacity to sit you down in your first lecture of their module and say okay so examples of extravascular include subcutaneously and then there’s obviously massive impacts on bioavailability because of this, and also because of tissue binding but you all know that, now imagine that the body is a cylinder containing an unknown volume of water so now you know that drug conc = dose/C0, now imagine there are two cylinders and one is the body and one is the plasma and they’re connected by a tube, okay now go back to your original body cylinder and imagine that there’s a filter getting rid of the drugs out of the water now you know that CLtotal = CLrenal + CLhepatic and that means that CL = rate of drug elimination/C,so the ester of elimination = k x A -> CL = k x A/C -> CL = k x v x c/c -> CL = k x v so with all that in mind it’s easy to derive that the equation you need is obviously CL = 0.693 x V / t1/2 and then look you in the eye and say the words “very simple”
I do not sense greatness for myself in this module