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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
#��#i dont think my version is the most common translation because its worded a bit differently#(but still gets the same point across)#however im glad because this bit makes me howl every time i remember it
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"The prophecy was unambiguous and immutable."
"I know."
"No weapon forged on Earth could defeat the Lord Baarthus"
"I know."
"And yet here we are, you telling me, Lord Baarthus was struck down by the Peasant King. Wielding... just a regular sword. Forged on Earth."
"I know what I saw, okay! The Peasant King walked up to him, shoved the sword in his neck, and then just kept going. It was nasty!"
"Okay, okay, fine. Clearly what's happened here is there's some kind of loophole in the prophecy that enabled this. Happens all the time. No weapon forged on Earth... How sure are you that sword is of this world?"
"What do you take me for? I've done my research. Even tracked down, interviewed the original blacksmith."
"There must be something. Prophecies can't be wrong!"
"I mean... I didn't take stock of her inventory. If it was one of those meteorite swords..."
"No, no. The prophecy didn't say 'No weapon with parts sourced on Earth'. It was pretty specific about the Forging."
"I don't hear anything better coming from you!"
"How about this. What if it wasn't a weapon? The Peasant King... it'd only be fitting for him to slay the Dark Lord with a blade meant for peasantry! Not a weapon, but a farming tool, like a scythe, or a really long trowel--!"
"A long trowel?? It looked like a damn sword!"
"That doesn't mean anything! A ritzy, college-educated diviner like you, you wouldn't know a trowel from a ploughshare!"
"It had a hilt, and a pommel, and it went in a scabbard-- come on! Even if it was some kind of-- newfangled grass cutter I've never heard of, it was used as a weapon, and it was forged to be a weapon! I've seen the ledgers!"
"Clearly you screwed something up, madam, because the Lord Baarthus just got sliced up like an old dairy cow and the prophecy very clearly specifies the only instrument that could bring his end is--!! Oh. Ohhh. Oh, gods damn it."
"What?"
"Fucking... 'forged on earth'."
"Yes, and?"
"It wasn't forged on earth. It was forged on a fucking anvil."
"What? No, you're-- you're joking. That wouldn't-- that couldn't-- what weapon would be forged on earth, by that definition!!?"
"I hate prophecies so much..."
#txt#(there's a version of this bit where they never come to a good conclusion but i needed a punchline...)
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Until the last breath.
#kcd2#hans capon#henry of skalitz#honestly not the biggest fan of the english versions of their names🙄#hansry#albinogel art#update: decided to make it a bit more dramatic
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In regards to the cog-less megs comic: im sure op would be sooo normal and well adjusted if he found out abt that happening/saw him without his cog
I was actually working on another (angst) version of this but you get the funny haha version first :3 Bee and Elita are giving Optimus a 10 minute window before they intervene (they’ve seen OP moping around and are hoping this will help him get some it out of his system. They’ll have to step in at some point or else he probably won’t let go).
Why he’s small here and here
#maccadam#transformers#megop#megatron#optimus prime#transformers one#d-16#orion pax#tf one#Elita one and bumblebee for a brief moment#op thinks if he hold on for tight enough and long enough he could have d-16 back#megs get a few good hits in before Optimus got him into that hold#he does NOT like op being bigger than him#he’s used to always being just a bit bigger#I don’t mean to keep drawing cogless megs but here we are#sad version of what if Optimus sees cogless Megatron will be up at some point#pretend the high guard aren’t here bc they would not let this fly#or starscream would be making fun of him which is just as bad#soap ask
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💅💅💅
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#college au#sam started doing dannys nails senior year of hs#bc he kept chipping his#luckily gels last a lot longer for his lifestyle hahaha#he helps her color her hair in return#I think sam goes to someone else for her claws tho#theyre a little more involved#and danny is right#it is nice having someone do them for you#lol i updated things a little bit hahaha#Hazards of a long Saturday#If you see two versions floating around thats why lol
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Just hanging out before the next mission rolls in
#Marvel Rivals#Moon Knight#Steven Grant#Marc Spector#Jake Lockley#Peni Parker#I honestly forgot the red bits on Peni's suit#But I'm kind of lazy to fix it#so I'll probably make another version for my patreon with the said fixes
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🍊💰
#one piece#nami#cat burglar nami#my art#I put a different version of this on twitter and then realized I should probably look at a reference for her tattoo for once LOL so I#touched this one up a bit
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William gives Michael a very “good” FNAF gift..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#william afton#plushtrap#springtrap#smiling friends#fnaf 3#fnaf 4#yes this is based off the smiling friends bit#William is just trying to be ‘nice’ and give his son a gift#a smaller version of himself a plushtrap#who wouldn’t want a plushtrap??#Michael is confused and kinda concerned.. he does not want that lil guy#guess William will never give a gift again 🙄#FR THOUGH its really funny to me that like#William in canon made a plush ver of himself#specifically to scare his children at night#like what’s his problem 💀💀#love you plushtrap though you’re just a silly lil guy
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
#uuuuggggghhhhhh#this was the most catastrophic shoot of my life#these aren’t edited i know the lighting is abysmal#but i thought they were cute so#here ya go#splatoon 3#splatoon#cosplay#marina#marina ida#posting this then throwing my phone in the nearest river pond or estuary#i retconned the lighting a teeny tiny bit so rb this version instead#i think it should bw illegal for things to look different on your computer vs your phone#the way shitty bathroom lighting no makeup mirror selfies are better than a shoot that took weeks to prep and hours to shoot#h a h a
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typical tavern scene
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#gorgug thistlespring#got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art#trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one#tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao#I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not#mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy#not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2#that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door#and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me#okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun#have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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obligatory beach divorce doodling
bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut
#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3#i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to#just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff#the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face#i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc#i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are#plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL#as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3#thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene#kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this#for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind#what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild#but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs#'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework
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Listen to my story
(KH ver.)
#kingdom hearts#khgraphics#destiny islands#kh#sora#riku#kairi#blitzball#ffx#ff10#final fantasy x#cgi#3d art#3d animation#square enix#haido3d#I love ff10 so I had to do a kh version and it fits sora post kh3-#also a bit rushed
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Honeymoon phase
#hazbin hotel#chaggie#charlie morningstar#vaggie#the hottest thing about Charlie#is the way she can switch from intimidating demon to adorkable princess seamlessly#while loving you to bits in any version of her#also the tail ig#my art
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Mlp infected aus that just erase Discord from existence is so funny, he would shut that shit down so fast. Not even all that for the sake of friendship or whatever he’d see it and be like erm… not really my cup of chaos, this is just gross (snap, fixed)
#my little pony#discord#mlp discord#discord mlp#he’d be like this bit is not funny#all zeros from the judges you’re out#it’s also inconveniencing/upsetting fluttershy#saw one version where discord had put fluttershy to sleep/in some fantasy land where everything was normal#the idea of him just skeddadling with fluttershy is equally funny what is wrong with you#skedadding* whatever#jabber
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IT'S FINALLY FUCKING DONE. I'M FINALLY FREE
UNTIL FRAUD COMES OUT
Tumblr shrinks it down pretty bad so please. please. I am begging you. look at the full sized image and zoom in. This art piece made my friends worried for my mental health I need someone to witness the amount of detail and effort I put into this
also the original sketch under the cut bc I think comparing them is really funny
#my art#ultrakill#stained glass art#gabriel ultrakill#this is one of those art pieces that made me feel like i had a parasitic fungus controlling my brain#one of those art pieces that's gonna require recovery time. i feel like a demon was just expelled from my body#i need to go eat an apple or stand in a river for a little while#i already said it but please. please zoom in on the full sized version#i love this game so much#i just hope i don't hate this by the time its finished lmao#im probably gonna have to adjust the color balance a bit when fraud/treachery come out but i'll cross that bridge when i get to it
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