#Bitch...you made me get out of my comfy ass bed...

[satorusdiary]

“no fuss or ima fuck you in this library.”

Plug!Eren x reader

Warnings: Thigh riding, orgasms, fucking in a library, sexual interactions, cursing, smut, idk anything else lmk

Summary: You went to go study in the universities library and you drag your boyfriend Eren along. It’s strange how he willingly wants to go, but you should’ve known better when you couldn’t focus whilst studying thanks to him.

Authors note: Erens down bad for his girlfriend <3

Eren has the best weed around the area. Everyone knew that. Mostly everyone on campus bought from him, or wanted to buy from him. Luckily, you didn’t have to buy from him. You were able to get all of that stuff for free.

Because you were his lovely girlfriend, his other half, his everything. As of right now, Eren was laying on your bed with his hands behind his head, laying against your comfy pillows. Watching you get ready out of no where.

“Where you goin, mama?” He questioned, placing his phone down on your neatly tidied blanket.

“Library, you wanna come with me, rennie?” You pulled up your skirt, giving Eren a good view of your ass that was practically glued to your skirt.

You knew Eren wasn’t the type to go to the library, or even step foot in a library. Did he even ever go in a library before? You didn’t know. That’s also a question you ask yourself for how Eren didn’t drop out.

“Why’tha fuck you goin to a library? Just study here. You can sit on my face while you doin that.” Eren smirked and sat up from your bed, putting a shirt over his bare, toned body.

“I don’t have the books i need, i cannot fail this exam ren.. My dad would kill me!” You whine, engulfing your tall boyfriend into a hug. The smell of weed coming into your senses making you look up at him with a bitchy expression.

His eyes were red, of course. When were his eyes never red, um never..? That’s funny thinking something like that, but him smoking without you wasn’t. That’s how you guys became close anyways, by being smoking buddies.

Then you fell in love with him, your plug who would only give you weed if you let him fuck. But when you both started getting more serious, relationship wise you been getting everything free.

You couldn’t be blamed though, who would charge their own girlfriend for weed? Not Eren of course, he spoils you like a princess. His princess. His lil spoiled princess.

He grabs your waist and pulls you into him more, ignoring the pissed off expression and just engulfs you in a kiss. You couldn’t resist, you kissed him back pouring all your love into it.

“Go with me rennie, pleasee. You smoked without me, come to the library with me to make it up for me.” You pouted. Eren snickered and kissed your temple, rubbing the side of your waist up and down.

“Aight, could’ve jus made it up to you by fuckin you, but whatever floats your boat..” He mumbles and pulls his jacket over his torso.

You rolled your eyes and walked out of your dorm, Eren following you from behind. His arm wrapped around your shoulder, bringing you closer to his warmth as you both walked out of the dormitory.

The library was crowded as you expected. Many others were studying for the upcoming exams, luckily for you, you knew a secluded area with two large book shelves covering it.

“it’s crowded here, let’s go back hm baby?” Eren pulled your hand that was engulfed with his, trying to take you out of the library.

Him being in a library was unusual for him. There were that strong book smell flooding the area, and a bunch of people rushing to grab a book they probably aren’t reading.

“No—no! I know an area, jus follow me babe.” You pulled him along towards the secluded area. There was no one in sight, which made you grin proudly.

“an empty area? fuckin nerd.. knowin all the secret areas in a library..” Eren mumbled and pulled a chair, sitting down and grabbing his phone from his pocket.

“Bitch? no, i just found this area the last time i studied here.” you defended yourself whilst picking out a book from the top shelf, going on your tippy toes. You got the book with no problem.

“No fuss, mama. Or ima fuck you in this library, on my soul.” He glared at you, watching as you walked towards him.

“Sorry rennie.” You took a seat on his lap, on one of his legs, knowing that you weren’t sorry at all.

He smirked, effortlessly sliding his hand under your shirt to run your back. It send chills down your spine, because of how col his hands actually were. You silently cursed to yourself, but ignored it as you were reading the book.

The both of you sat in silence, comfortable silence. With you studying, and Eren making deals with some clients on his phone, the area was only filled with your guys aura. It was a cute, comfortable, and not awkward.

When Eren accidentally bounced his leg upwards, your lower part of your body feels something electrical. It partly startled you, and it made you lose what you were reading on your book, making Eren apologize.

“Sorry mama, didn’t mean to move.” He uttered into your ear. The sounds of a few college students talking from across the large bookshelves covering you both coming into your senses. But it doesn’t distract you from the sudden heat your cunt is feeling.

You’re feeling needy, needy for Eren. You didn’t even know you started rolling your hips on Eren’s thigh. That was until you dropped your book from behind him, wrapping your arms around his neck harder.

“ohh, renniee.” You moaned lightly, you knew your underwear was beginning to get wet.

It caught Eren by surprise when you moaned out loud, then he noticed how you started rubbing your pussy against his thigh.

“This what you doin? Dirty girl, doing this in public?” Eren chuckled and placed his arms on your waist, guiding you to ride his thigh.

“need you s’bad rennie.” You mumbled.

Eren laughs, deep and low. you feel the rumbles of his chest through your chest since you were pressed against him. you've never felt so attracted to someone as much as you did right now.

Your motivation to study, and ace your exams switched to lust for your boyfriend. And man, he wasn’t backing down. He wanted to give you what you wanted, like the hood boyfriend he is. He pinches sharply at your waist, before dipping into your neck, pressing wet kisses up the length of it, lightly sucking to leave hickeys.

You placed your hands under his jaw when he pulled his head away from your neck. After leaving multiple hickeys. You pulled him into a kiss. Your lips sucking at his bottom lip making him softly grin at your actions. His hands were on your waist, moving and guiding your hips above his crotch. You felt his clothed budge under your crotch as well.

His hands that were roaming your bare legs lifted up the skirt you wear wearing, his cheeks were slightly red, from the slight movement you've been making that's gotten him hard under your touch.

“Y’just know how to get me hard, huh sweet girl?” You grinned and nodded, rubbing his arm up and down seductively.

Luckily the area was secluded, not many others knew about the area you both were in. So once Eren picked you up, and placed you on one of the counters you knew everything was going to go down. If someone were to walk in on you both, you were fucked.

"Let me see that dripping cunt." You whimpered and swallowed your breath before slowly parting your legs giving a slight glimpse of your clothed folds, that were soaked and glistening with your wetness. Eren thinks he's died and gone to heaven with this sight that was blessed for his eyes, and his eyes only. What made it even better was when he took off your underwear, stuffing it in his pocket.

Now he was able to see what he’s been wanting to see. His beautiful girl, and the meal she has waiting for him. Always.

“..‘m so lucky to be your boyfriend, sweets. Everyone in the worlds jealous of this sweet pussy. All for me.” He mumbled, massaging your thighs as you looked down at him in awe.

“Love you rennie,” You pulled him into a kiss, making your tongues roll against each other. After a few moments he pulled away, the both of your lightly breathing in extra air that was needed.

“Love you more, now you gon let me eat my pussy, princess?” He eyed your bare pussy, it was practically sobbing for him to touch it.

“Yes, baby please.” you begged.

“What do ya want me to do, hm?” He questioned, now teasing your opening with his finger.

“Please, eat me out rennie. Need it s’badd.” You whined, squeezing his upper bicep. Eren nodded your way and kissed your cheek, then he went in between your thighs. Placing a soft kiss before sucking on your clit. The most sensitive spot of course.

"Look at you," Eren smirked, pulling away from your heat and ghosting his fingertips over your pussy's lips with the other. "You're soaked, mama," He muttered.

Two fingers were inserted into Eren's mouth, covering them in saliva, and then pulled back down to slide between your folds. He abruptly put two digits inside, crooked them up, and sent a shockwave through your entire body.

He tittered, pulling out his fingers only to re-insert them into his mouth while swirling his tongue to taste your flavor. He continued to look at you while muttering softly between his fingers. His sneer was lewd as he slid them out.

"Eren—" You were cut off when Eren began swirling his tongue against your clit, holding your body firmly in place as you moved on the counter from the pleasure that has been given to you.

“Hm? what’s that, can’t hear you sweetheart.” Eren mumbled from between your thighs. You knew he wanted others to hear, it was another way of showing you off. If you could say it like that.

“S-Someone’s gonna hear, rennie, can’t..” You cried, making sure you weren’t too loud when you had a hand over your mouth.

“don’t give a fuck, if anyone hears. Y’want me to leave you on this counter unsatisfied?” Eren questioned.

You shook your head, tears brimming into your eyes and you continued to blabber out. The two feelings of insane pleasure, and anxiety of getting caught bubbles inside your chest.

“Fuck— no, Eren ‘m sorry..” You apologized, ruffling your hands into Erens hair. Gripping it for dear life as his tongue reached a sensitive spot in your gummy velvety walls.

You let out a loud wail, you were sure a few people could’ve heard. Your eyes widened as you covered your mouth as soon as possible, a few tears slipping out of your doe eyes.

“ohh, this the spot mama?” He continued to thrust his fingers inside of you, and suck you dry with his tongue. You nodded your head vigorously, desperate.

“yes! oh—fuck Rennie please!” You cried out, absolutely not caring anymore about others overhearing you both.

Erens jaw locks, and tightens. His tongue continues to lap over your folds as his fingers continue to abuse that one squishy area inside of you that was leaving you to sob. The lewd noises, from when Eren ate you out was a noise you’d never forget. Eren was the best at eating you out, you knew that. And now probably everyone in the library knew aswell.

When you let go of the bubble that was begging to be let out, and you orgasm, a moaned cry is released from your lips ,and you're trying so hard not to scream out any more as you're releasing your juices on Eren tongue. Your eyes widened as Eren continued to slurp your juices.

He kissed up at your body, stopping at your lips as he swirled his tongue around yours in a lewd manner. Occasionally you would moan into his mouth, as you were lolling your tongue into his.

It was almost like you were sucked off until you were dumb, because as of right now you almost forgot about how Eren ate you out as if his life depended on it.

He pulls his pants down, along with his boxers. His cock springs out, obviously rock hard. To your surprise it was harder than usual. He strokes his cock into his hands, eyeing you the whole time as your cunt gets wetter and wetter just from looking at his cock.

“I’m gonna have fun breaking this pussy, baby. Y’ready?” He aligned himself towards your body, rubbing his tip against your sopping wet entrance. The lewd noises of your cunt squelching can be heard from all around the room.

You nodded your head and grinned, kissing his cheek and brought him in closer. Signaling him to push his cock inside you.

Once he's fully inside he places his hand above your stomach to feel himself inside you. He feels his cock from inside of, a burning feeling of pride hitting his chest as he gropes one of your breasts from under your shirt.

You were suffocating his cock inside of you from your squeezing, it made him close his eyes for a slight second to adjust to your feeling.

“Ready, sweet girl?”

You nodded your head, wrapping your arms around his neck to bring him closer to you. That’s when he began rolling his hips against yours, you felt so full. This feeling, was amazing.

The way his cock moved inside of you, made loud wet sounds from all around the area. As his cock sinks into your swollen core, you begin sobbing. But the pleasure wasn’t unbearable, it was just overwhelming. Every time you fucked it felt like your first time.

“Let me hear you, my precious girl.” His voice fumbled from his chest, the more he pounded into you the more you itched closer to your orgasm.

“Eren.. you’re so deepp. W-Want it inside, please?!” You begged, and whined, through the tears that continued to flow down your face. Erens hands came up to your cheeks and wiped them off, then he want back to holding your hips still just so he could rut inside you again.

“y’want my cum? y’want me to fill that sweet pussy of yours mama?” He hums, his dick abusing that one spot in your pussy that continued to make you cry out.

“yes— yes! want you inside me forever. fuck.. your dicks so good!” you cried, kissing the palm that was cradling your cheek.

As his cock twitched inside of you, you knew he was close to cumming inside of you. He continued to bully your insides, which meant his tip hitting your cervix continuously.

As you orgasmed, a white ring appeared around Erens cock. But that didn’t stop him from thrusting into your creamy pussy in a inhuman pace. Once his thrusts got sloppy, spurts of cum filled your insides.

You placed both of your hands on Eren’s face, bringing him into a kiss as he continued to fill you up. You moaned in his mouth, your tongues tied together as you both sloppy kissed.

Eren continued to thrust inside of you, making sure all of his cum stays inside of you. When he pulls out, he makes sure to collect all the cum that was threatening to drop out back inside you.

“Don’t forgot to take a pill, when we go back to your dorm. Unless you want my baby.” Eren smirked and kissed your forehead.

“You’re too good for me mama.” He continued, wrapping his arms around your waist to hug you closer to him. His cock softening inside of you.

“I love you eren, love you s’much. Want your babies one day.” You slurred against his chest.

Eren chuckled. “You’ll get my babies one day, after we graduate. How does that sound?”

“exciting, can’t wait!” You exclaimed and hugged him tighter. Bringing your head up to look at his green orbs that were already looking at you.

“That’s my girl.” He kissed your forehead.

Before you both could say anything else, Erens phone buzzed on the counter. You looked at it confused and grabbed the phone, giving it to your boyfriend who looked stunned reading the message. Then he brought it to you just so you could read it.

Jean

bruh, if you n y/n in the library i can hear you guys fucking. STFU WE TRYNA STUDY

Read 4:37 pm

Eren

nahh cuz ion rmbr asking😂😂

Read 4:38 pm

Authors note: Happy 1 week of me postin on this app LMFAOO don’t mind any errors pls, i’ll fix it up when i get home from starbucks😓

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hyunjin, do you like having a dick?

pairing: boy bsf hyunjin x f.reader

contains: crack, drama queen hyunjin, the word dick and a whole conversation about dicks (well, clearly, look at the tittle) and some other curse words, mentions of periods and menstruating. mdni.

note: hihihi, LFMAOAOA OK SO, idk where the idea came from but is so fucking random i swear 😭, i also chose hyunjin for this bc his dramatic ass is perfect for this silly scenario, hope u enjoy!

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you came out of the shower, cheeks flushed from the hot water and hair smelling like your favorite fruit scented shampoo. once you had on some comfy pajamas on you walked towards your bedroom–were hyunjin was ofc.

“you took like five years” his back was resting on the bed’s headboard, he had been reading a book or something while you were showering.

“shut up” you threw him the little towel you were using to dry your hair as you just fell on top of the bed, letting a big sigh out “im so jealous of you right now” you said with your face buried in the soft pillows.

“first of all, how dare you throw your dirty towel on my beautiful face,” the disgusted face he made was crazy “and second, jealous of?”

you sat up, tugging your hair behind your ears before taking a deep breath “wait hold on before you say anything” he put the book aside and stretched, giving you that ‘let it out’ stare.

“it’s not that bad, it’s just..” you played with your hands but soon stopped when you remembered you were talking to hyunjin, the mf knows everything about you so why would you be ashamed of sharing this?

“i’m on my period, i’m cramping so fucking bad, and like do you know what is it to have to deal with cramps? imagine you are peacefully sleeping, on a friday night after eating the most scrumptious pizza ever and you feel like your life is perfect because oh man, what can go wrong? i just ate and i’m happy and i’m sleeping. WELL NO! A FUCKING CRAMP THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO SHOW UP IN MY SLEEP AND WAKE ME UP!” you slapped the mattress, okay well you maybe had to let some things out.

“AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I STOOD UP MY BED AFTER I WAS AWAKENED BY THAT BITCH? A BIG, oh hyunjin when i tell you it was big is because it was. A BIG ASS RED-“

“OKAY NO NEED TO GET SPECIFIC I GET IT, BREATHE” he caressed you back to comfort you.

he couldn’t help it but laugh at the way you were trying to catch your breath “come here” he patted his lap as in a way of telling you to rest your head on it, so you did. “you’re crazy” he said while playing with your now not so wet hair.

“it’s just so annoying sometimes like ugh”

“i can’t say i relate like i always do, but you’ll be fine. it’s normal, just make sure to rest and not be climbing the walls like the weird creature you are, yea?” he whispered and kept playing with you hair.

“hm, i guess”

you stayed for a while like this; completely spacing out and staring at the ceiling while your head rested on his thighs until he broke the silence “so, why were you jealous of me?”

you quickly lifted your head from his lap and sat again “oh yea, well i was ‘jealous’ because you don’t get periods? duh” his lips were in a ‘o’ shape and he nodded.

“so? that’s it?” his eyebrows furrowed as he was expecting you to say something else.

“yeaaa? wait oh my god”

“oh god please no”

“LATE NIGHT TALK!”

you both spent the night talking and giggling about the most random stuff, but you enjoyed this, everything started because of your tiny rent about being sick and tired of menstruating. but for some reason a question popped up in your mind, yall were talking about anything. so, why don’t kill the curiosity and approach the moment by asking?

“hyunjin”

“hm?”

“do you like having a dick.” you said with a straight face, you were seriously trying not to laugh, you truly wanted to know.

“HUH?!” his answer made you burst out of laughter, his ears turned bright pink. cute.

“LISTEN, GOD WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING? IT WAS JUST A QUESTION”

“WELL I DONT GET ASKED THAT EVERYDAY, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?”

“WHY ARE WE YELLING?!”

“I DONT KNOW”

“okay let’s calm down” he gulped and waited for you to speak again.

“hyunjin, do you like having a dick?” you said with a tiny smile, as soon as he heard you he started massaging his temple.

“y/n you are so fucking weird-“

“ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.”

“FINE,” he looked around as if there was people in the room and as if it was some confidential information what he was about to say “it’s cool i guess”

“pft, you guess?” he just shrugged but you wanted him to say more “cmonnnn, for example; if i had a dick-“

“please don’t”

“i’d be hard all the time.“

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“IM JUST SAYING BRO, LIKE, IS THERE ANY PROS AND CONS OF HAVING A DICK?” he sighed and shook his head dramatically “no there’s not, y/n, it’s just a body part”

“there has to be”

“THERE IS NOT. LEAVE ME ALONE IM GONNA GO CRY IN A CORNER OR SOMETHING” he hid under the blankets like a little kid, but you pulled them off him and continued with your mission of killing the curiosity.

“YOU SAID ITS ‘cool i guess’. THAT MEANS IT HAS PROS RIGHT?”

“lord save me”

“I HEARD IT CAN FALL OFF? IS THAT TRUE?”

“WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK, NINE ONE ONE HELP”

“WHAT, NO DONT SAY THAT YOU WHORE, PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK IM KILLING YOU”

“LEAVE ME ALONE THEN”

“hold on i just thought of an amazing question”

“I WANT MY MOM”

“does it glow in the dark? JUST KIDDING”

“MOMMM”

“wait but does it?”

“MOOOOOOOM”

“SHHH, oh also do you have a name for it?”

“i swear to god- wait what did you say?”

“a name for your little mate”

“no but thanks for the idea, AND IM NOT TELLING YOU ONCE I HAVE A NAME FOR IT”

“CAN YOU MOVE IT MENTALLY?”

“IM SO DONE WITH YOU, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? GOOGLE EXISTS”

“UGH, WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT’S COLD.. does the size chang-“

“oh my god, i’m gonna call chan”

“YOU’RE GONNA ASK HIM IF HIS LITTLE FRIEND CHANGES SIZE DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER? oh but im the weird one okay”

“ARE YOU CRAZY?” he softly flicked your forehead with his middle finger “IM GONNA CALL HIM BECAUSE IM SCARED” you saw how he was about to pull his phone out his pocket but you stopped him by grabbing his wrist.

“LET ME GO!”

“ANSWER THE QUESTION”

“NO!” he jumped out of the bed and ran to the bathroom, locking himself in and resting his back on the door just in case you could enter.

“COME HERE YOU ARTSY BITCH”

“HELLO? CHAN HYUNG?”

“HE’S PROBABLY SLEEPING STOP LYING”

“THAT BOY DOESN’T SLEEP, ARE YOU DUMB?”

“shit you’re right, anyway. HWANG HYUNJIN, LET. ME. IN.” this time the little trick of kicking the door didn’t work since hyunjin had put his weight on it.

“NEVER!”

“YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO LET ME IN! just answer the question..”

“I SAID NO, BRO GO ASK JISUNG OR SOMETHING”

“i already did.” oh yea when it comes to tea you know you’ll have hyunjin there, so he opened the door slowly.

“really?” you nodded and he gasped dramatically, drama queen ass.

“so? what did he say?”

“come to the bedroom and i’ll tell you every single detail”

“deal.”

you spent like an hour or so telling hyunjin about what you asked han, plus more tea yall spilled through the conversation, which was enough for you to forget about the initial goal. as soon as you remembered you tapped his shoulder.

“just go to sleep, we’ve talked enough, it’s two in the morning” he said and it’s not like you’re dumb to not know he was fake-yawning too. you rolled your eyes and covered your body with the blanket. still curious, kind of mad, and not wanting to sleep since the talking had shaken your tiredness away.

he let out a deep breath when he felt your body relax underneath the blanket, he thought you had finally fallen asleep and-

“if i had a dick for a day i’d be laughing so hard like, does it just… hang there?”

“Y/N!”

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I Told You So - Chris Evans x Reader

Summary: You catch up with Chris a few days after the ‘laser focused on finding the one’ interview

Words Count: 767

Warnings: Fluff! Language!

Dividers by @firefly-graphics / Photo Credit: @rainbowkisses31​

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Relaxing in bed, Dodger curled up beside you, you smiled when you heard the sound of Chris FaceTime’ing you. As soon as the call connected you were greeted with his warm but tired smile.

“Hey sweetheart how are you?” You smiled.

“Tired, jet lag is a bitch but I’m happy to see you” he smiles, stifling a yawn.

“Are you having fun though?” You ask him.

“Yeah lots, I’m doing interviews with Ana still and you know she’s fun, and you know it’s a movie I do want to promote, it could be worse, could be stuck with people I don’t like, promoting a movie that I didn’t enjoy making,” Chris says shrugging his shoulders before smiling gently “that being said I would rather be at home with you”

You smiled back at him “me too, that hotel bed does look comfy though”

“Oh it is” Chris chuckles wiggling himself back into the plush pillows “it was an outrage that I only got a few hours sleep last night”

“What time did you have to get up this morning?” You ask him.

“At like 4:30 am so we could pre-record the radio interview, I’m pretty sure I nearly fell asleep at least twice,” Chris says making you laugh.

“And all the questions are nice? Nothing coming back to bite you in the ass?” You ask trying not to smirk since you already knew the answer.

Chris groaned dropping his head back against his pillow “You know exactly what’s biting me in the ass right now” he groans.

“I think it's sweet that so many people are invested in your happiness,” you tell him.

He lets out a long sigh finally looking back at you “yeah I guess, I just didn’t expect it to blow up like it did” Chris shrugs “like we get so many boring questions and this question was a good one so I wanted to give them a good answer in the hopes that it would spur on more good questions” he sighs

“I get it, like training a puppy, you reward good behaviour,” you say nodding your head.

“Exactly! Except it backfired and now it’s the only thing I get asked about” Chris groans “and it wasn’t even an honest answer! Like I wanted to say how I was laser focused on building something with you but we’re not public yet and it was the next best thing to say and urgh! Just wish I kept my mouth shut”

You give him a sympathetic smile, which makes the worry lines on his face disappear “you can say I told you so now” he sighed.

You gasp laughing “I wasn’t going to!” You exclaim.

“Yes you were,” Chris says pointing at you “that night when I told you about it you said and I quote ‘aren’t you worried that it could blow up?’ And I said nah it probably won’t but it did so you were right”

“Doesn’t mean I wanted to be right” you point out.

“I guess so” Chris sighs his shoulders slumping slightly.

“It isn’t stressing you out, is it? Because if you’re worried about it bothering me it really doesn’t” you tell him.

He gives you a small lopsided smile “no not really, hopefully after the radio interview people will move on it's just frustrating that’s all” he says shaking his head gently.

“I know, but look just focus on the positives: the press tour is nearly done and you had a great time with Ana, and the internet is even more in love with you,” you tell him gently.

A lopsided grin grew on his face “you forgot one thing, I’m nearly back home to you” he smiles.

“I know, but I didn’t wanna seem big-headed” you smirk shrugging your shoulders.

Chris laughs before failing to hold back a loud yawn.

“You should probably get some rest sweetheart, you look exhausted,” you tell him softly.

“No I’m good, I wanna speak with you more, tell me about your day” Chris yawns shaking his head.

“Okay fine but I promise I won’t be offended if you fall asleep,” you tell him.

“Not gonna happen” Chris states.

You roll your eyes playfully before beginning to recount your day. You made sure to go into every boring little detail, dragging out the story wherever you could. You could see Chris fighting to stay awake meaning your plan was working. Soon enough Chris was fast asleep, his mouth hanging open as he lightly snored.

You smiled to yourself just watching him for a moment before whispering a goodnight and ending the call.

SHARING IS CARING SO REBLOG IF YOU ENJOYED IT!

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Bless Your Little Heart

A/N: Phew, so this is actually the first time I’ve put fan fic out, I’ve always made little blurbs here and there in my notes app but never sat down and wrote one to post. Go easy on me, I’m learning! (Also this is kinda long oops). Also this is actually inspired by lyrics from “Bless Your Little Heart” by The Velveteers! So enjoy!

Pairing: f!reader x Jake Kiszka

WARNINGS: 18+ MINORS DNI, mentions of alcohol consumption & drug use, break up, unprotected sex, jealousy, mentions of toxic relationships, smut, penetrative sex, oral (f! &m! receiving), strong language, mentions of a break-up, name calling, spit play, degradation, hair pulling, choking, slapping, blood (barely), dom!Jake. (I think that’s all)...

Bless your little heart…

Waking up from your nap, you look at your phone to see a text from your best friend inviting you to a party tonight. You groaned and threw your phone to the other side of the bed, leaving her on read. On any other Friday night, you’d already be halfway done with your makeup, with your hair done, and your hottest outfit on, starting to pregame for the weekend activities. Except this week was different, you were single. For the first time in a long time, you were completely single. You had been with your ex-boyfriend for awhile, a toxic relationship that was now over. One day you were in love, and the next it seemed like you were at each other's throats all the time. 

The final straw was last Saturday, you got into a huge argument when Jake had seen you talking to another guy at a bonfire. To say he lost it, would be an understatement. He ended things with you right there, and left. This was different from the other arguments and fights though. Jake always would come around and call you or pull up to your apartment to figure things out or half-ass apologize. But this time, your phone never rang, and the apology was nowhere to be found. Instead, you got blurry pictures from your friends about Jake out with another girl; his arms around her waist, his tongue down her throat. 

Devastated and angry, you hadn’t left your room since. You had barely even spoken to anyone. So it was fair to say, the party invitation was going to be a firm pass. Happy with this decision, you picked up the T.V. remote to scan through Netflix and find something to watch. Five minutes later, you were comfy, watching Gilmore Girls, and snacking on pretzels when your phone started buzzing from the corner of the bed where you had thrown it. Maybe if you ignore it long enough, they’ll leave you alone…right? 

On the third call you finally sighed and picked up the phone to see your best friend Kate calling you. Your finger hovered over the green button trying to decide whether you wanted to deal with this right now. Maybe it was an emergency? Ugh. Fine.

“PLEASE tell me you aren’t still in bed.”

“Fine, I won’t.”

“Y/N you need to get up. You need to get your sorry ass out of bed, it’s been days.”

“I’ve left my bed plenty?” 

“Bathroom & snack breaks don’t count.”

“Ok fine, then maybe I haven’t so what?”“Come to the party tonight, I’ll drive so you can drink your sorrows away.”

“Kate, really I don’t want to go. I’m bad company, you wouldn’t want me there.”

“But I do, and you’re going. Jake & that bitch Maddie will be there.”

“Ok so I DEFINITELY don’t want to go then, why would I want to see them?”

“Because you’re going to put on your sluttiest outfit and that red lipstick that used to drive him up the wall, take a few shots of tequila for confidence, and find the hottest guy in the room and get yourself back in the game.”

“I’m not sure that’s my favorite idea.”

“Well too bad, I’ll be there in 45 minutes to pick you up.” *click*

So now here you are, hair done, makeup done, and dressed in the sexiest outfit you could find. You know you previously said you hated this idea, but to be honest you’ve  come around to it. After slipping into a skin tight black mini dress that cut deliciously low to show off your plump breasts, and swiping on a deep red lipstick…You actually felt good. Your curves accentuated in all the right places, this outfit was dangerous. You felt hot, sexy, and out for blood. As you put my gold earrings in and slipped on your shoes, you  heard Kate’s car pulling up and headed outside. 

Pulling up to the Wagner house, you realized you might be in over your head. There were way too many people here. Luckily, Kate delivered on the tequila she promised; handing you a bottle and demanding you take a sip. Three tequila shots should do it right? Let’s hope.

Walking through the doors you recognized the normal crowd, most people already drunk or high. The music loud, and the bass so heavy you could feel it in your bones at points. You and Kate pushed through the crowd to find the rest of our group, and as we did you found your traitorous eyes darting around looking for that familiar brown mop of hair, and those deep brown eyes that could turn you into a puddle. When you didn’t find him, you felt a wave of relief. Maybe he wasn’t here. Walking up to your friends, you fell into casual conversation. Slowly, you could feel the tequila sneaking up on you. 

After a few minutes, Kate asked if you wanted another shot. Why not right? Fuck it. After the shot, you felt loose. Euphoric even. You grabbed Kate and dragged her towards the dance floor. Feeling the music you slipped into the rhythm, grinding your body against Kate’s and just having fun. You weren’t paying much attention but you could feel eyes on you. Looking up you made eye contact with him. He was leaning against the wall across the room, Maddie pressed up against him so all you could see was her extremely short dress and long blonde hair. His hands trailed down her back, making their way towards her ass. His hair was slightly disheveled, wearing a maroon button up shirt that was completely unbuttoned, his tan skin was gleaming, begging to be touched. Shaking the thoughts from your head, your eyes came back up to meet his. You could practically see the heat in his gaze, and if you couldn’t you could certainly see it in his smug smirk. Looking over your shoulder you realized Kate had started to dance with another guy you recognized, Danny. On the other side of you, you could see Sammy. 

Sammy was Jake’s younger brother, but he was also a friend of yours. Sammy was always good looking in an effortless way that made girls drool, but he wasn’t Jake. Reaching your arm out you grabbed onto Sammy and pulled him closer to you. To your surprise, he came up behind you with no hesitation. Locking eyes with Jake, you started to dance with Sammy. Immediately the smirk from Jake’s face dropped. Smiling at the win, you turned to face Sammy and took the opportunity to get even closer. Your chest completely flush with his. He smiled down at you and allowed you to have complete control of this encounter. You grinded with Sammy, allowing your faces to be a mere inches away, giggling and whispering flirtatious comments in his ear. 

You continued this way for a few songs until you felt a hand wrap around your wrist, yanking you towards someone else. You whipped your head around to find Jake, pressed against you, his hands on your lower back now & holding you in place. You started to pull away when you realized you could play this game. Maybe it was the tequila talking but you could play, and you could play it better. 

“A shame you pulled me from Sammy, I heard he's a good lay.”

“My brother couldn’t handle you.”

“I mean if he’s anything like you then you may be right.”

A smile played on his lips, and the heat in his gaze grew. You knew you were treading dark waters playing this game. 

“You put on quite the show for me with him though, might as well have blown me a kiss to make it a little more obvious Y/N.”

“Bless your little heart, you think that was for you? No, I just have always wanted to know how Sammy would feel pressed against me.”

“Oh come on, you know you can’t resist me. You never could.”

“Mhm, where’s your little plaything?”“Maddie? She went home, why? Up for a little three way fun Y/N?” 

Disgust clouded your mind thinking of having to share Jake, thinking about another woman’s hands all over the places you’ve claimed a hundred times now. Hiding your disgust, you jumped back into your little game.

“It’s really such a shame you love to hate me Jakey.” You said as you turned to finally face him, making a show of pressing yourself against him. You could see the bulge in his jeans, not fully hard but you could see he was turned on from your banter. Jake wedged his leg between yours so you could feel his thigh pressed against your core. You gasped a little at the sudden contact, desire glazing over your eyes as you looked back up at him. As much as you didn’t want to admit it, you were also turned on by this little game you were both playing. Lost in thought, you didn’t feel Jake’s hand inching towards your neck. His hand coming around and getting lost in your hair, he grabbed a fistful of hair and tugged you back. Leaving your neck exposed he brought his face close and you could feel his breath on your bare skin. His eyes hooded with lust as he took his time scanning your face. 

“You look like a whore tonight.”“You don’t mean that Jakey, I see the way you’ve been looking at me.”

“And how have I been looking at you?”

“Like you want to eat me alive. Like you want to smear this pretty red lipstick I have on. Like you want to rip this dress off me with your teeth.”

Jake gulped and you swore his eyes rolled back a little. God, revenge was so good. You were finally winning, finally had the upper hand. Feeling downright cocky, you kept pushing.

“Such a shame I’m not yours to take though. You weren’t a half-bad fuck.”

No sooner than the words left your mouth, Jake’s eyes snapped open. His expression immediately changed to anger. He spun you around and grabbed your wrist pulling you up the staircase. His grip on you is a little too harsh to be a joke.

“Jake let go of me. Where are you even going?”

“Shut the fuck up Y/N.”

“You're hurting my wrist Jake let me go.”

He shoved you into a room you recognized as Danny’s guest room. He pushed you past the door and slammed it shut. He turned around to lock the door while you stood there dumbfounded. He spun around, his hand flying to your face and clutching your jaw. 

“Who the fuck do you think you are Y/N? Hm? You’re nobody.”“Funny. I was someone to you a week ago.”

“Well now you’re nothing but a bratty bitch.”

The words barely registered with you before his lips were on yours, kissing you fiercely. He backed you towards the bed, your mind going a million miles a minute. You did not see the game going down the path of a hate fuck, but you were eager to play anyways. Pulling you from your thoughts you felt a hand press onto your chest and shove you on to the bed. Jake standing over you at the edge of the bed with a violent sparkle in his eyes. He finally leaned down, nipping at your lips hard enough to draw blood. You spat at him, blood and all. 

“Oh Y/N, that wasn’t the move to make darling.” He said with a smile.

 “Are you gonna be a good little slut and let me fuck you, baby?” he taunted. 

You mulled over his words, wanting to spit in his face again but the dripping heat and throbbing between your legs told a completely different story. Jake had a strong hand gripping your jaw in a firm hold, forcing you to look up at him, his face had the same smug expression that made you want to slap it off of him.

 “Answer me Y/N. Quickly.”

 His firm body pressing into yours, pinning yours to the bed You tore his hand away from your face and gripped the collar of his shirt, pulling his face into yours.  

“You better watch your fucking mouth. Now, fuck me or fuck off, Jacob,” you seethed through clenched teeth.

“Oh in time, but until then, consider this punishment.”

Harshly, one of his hands pushing into your panties.

 “Oh, and what do we have here?” 

He stood back up, his hand wrapping around your neck, holding you in place as he stood over you and pushed the dress up to expose your lower half.. His rough and calloused fingers brushed over your soaked thong, pushing past the fabric and claiming his prize, by collecting as much slick as he can before pulling them out of your panties. He slowly brought his drenched fingers to your face, showing you just how wet you are. 

“You’re awfully wet for someone who was, what did you say? Oh not a half bad fuck.”

Jake takes his fingers and puts them at the entrance of your mouth, slowly you part your lips as you look up at him. Trying to maintain eye contact and a soft moan escapes as he pushes the fingers past your lips into your throat. This time you let out a whimper that is muffled by the fingers buried up to the knuckles in your mouth. No matter how hard you press your tongue against the intrusive digits, Jake merely applied more pressure to the slick muscle, shoving his fingers even further until you audibly gagged around them. Your spit coats the length of his fingers and the slender digits slip and slide against one another as he pumps them into your open mouth. A flood of drool dribbles down your chin as your jaw hangs open and a thin stream begins to trickle across Jake’s wrist. You watched Jake’s eyes follow the stream as he removed his fingers slowly from your mouth.

“Now look at the mess you’ve made…” You sat breathless on the bed still, half-naked and while you should feel embarrassed or ashamed of your current state; you were the opposite. You were thrilled, this kind of foreplay was pleasurable for you both. You enjoyed a rough fuck, and you knew Jake did too. As you went to reach for Jake, aching to feel his skin on yours, he backed away.

“What are you doing?”

“Tonights not about you Y/N, you pissed me off. You’re gonna pay that price now.”

You opened your mouth to speak, when Jake placed a hand on the back of your neck, fisting into your hair, pulling you towards him, and suddenly you were kissing him again. His tongue sliding into your mouth, keeping his left hand with a death grip on your hair, he slowly moved his right hand up to cup your breasts. You arched into the touch, whimpering into his mouth.

“So this is the secret to getting you to shut the fuck up.” He smirked into the kiss. 

“Everytime you open that pretty mouth, you ruin the mood.”

You tried to sound unaffected, but Jake could tell from the soft moans escaping your already swollen lips, that you meant nothing of the sort; you wanted more. Absolutely needed more. He pulled down the top of your dress, that could barely be called a dress now that it was just black fabric bunched at your waist. Your breasts bounced out from the top of the dress and Jake immediately was all over them. Biting and leaving his mark anywhere he could. Slowly one of your hands snuck into his hair, close to the base of his ears, tugging on it with heavy force; the action rewarding you with a pleasured grunt as he sucked more deep purple bruises on your chest. 

“I’m getting impatient Ja-” you moan, clenching your thighs together as he presses his face to your chest again. 

“Should I stop?” he asks, tracing a finger over one of the many bruises he’s left against your skin. “Everyone should know you’re taken.” he breathed.

Jake’s tongue drags along your skin as he sinks down between your thighs, spreading them open and staring admiringly at your dripping cunt. He leans forward, his head now settled between your legs, kissing and sucking at your inner thighs. You hold them open wide for him, pussy clenching at his proximity. “Sir, please,” you whimper as you feel his hot breath ghost your core. 

“Oh now we’re begging? I thought I wasn’t that good. Tell me how bad I am at this Y/N.”

“I-...I can’t. God I can’t.”

you stumble out, as you let out a gasp when his tongue licks your folds as his nearly black eyes, rimmed with revenge and desire, lock with your own. He’s teasing you, slowly, and he smirks again up at you. His hand was on your right hip, holding you tight (and God, he was strong) as he spreads you open and lapped at you with deadly focus, spinning you stupid at an alarming pace. Jake’s fingers are now dancing along the fullest part of your hip. He locks eyes with you again as he slips two fingers into you causing your hips to buck wildly into him, your hands reaching to grip onto anything you can. He chuckled against the wet mess he had already made of you, making your back arch from the sensitive chill as he put his mouth right above where his fingers were already causing the heat to stir in your stomach. His suctioning mouth pulled back, releasing your soft skin. Spreading your folds again with his tongue, he slowly licked up and down, before swirling his tongue around your clit, earning him a gasp and a tug of his long brown hair. He let his lips wrap around your sensitive nub, suckling at it gently - reeling from your soft moans.

“Fuck, Jacob, don’t… don’t stop… I’m so fucking close” you whimpered, before one last swipe of Jacob’s tongue had you so close to falling apart against his mouth. Looking down at him, his chin glistening with your arousal, you watched the smirk form across his face as he pulled back.

“Did you think I was going to let you cum Y/N?” His eyes were dark with a playful evil.

“On your knees, now.” 

You looked up at him ready to protest when you felt his fingers coming to fist around your hair, yanking you up only to tug you onto the floor in front of him.

Your knees make contact with the cold wooden floor and you settle there between his legs. Your cunt throbs when your hands come together at the base of his cock, thumbs and pointer fingers trying to wrap around his girth. He's too thick for even both hands. You swallow down a moan when you feel him twitch.

“Stare later Y/N, put it in your mouth.”

You sit back on your ankles, head bowing to meet the tip of his hanging cock. All the muscles in his body tense and he hisses when you open your mouth and your tongue slides under his shaft. Keeping his hands in your hair he grasps the back of your head, jutting his hips forward so that his dick pushes past your lips, a little groan escaping your throat as he keeps pushing himself deeper into your open mouth. You groan, eyes squeezing shut as you adjust to his size. He's caught off guard when you nibble down on him a little bit. One hand leaves his shaft to reach down and cup his balls. You squeeze them gently and you feel the top half of his body hunch over. His fingers dig into your scalp with unbelievable pressure. The sound of you starting to gag seems to spur Jake on because he starts fucking your mouth faster. His movements start to become erratic as he approaches his orgasm. His breathing is heavy and labored. The hand tangled in your wet hair tightens even more and holds you steady. And you could feel him shaking, his grips on your head weakening as his fingers tugged at your roots. He was getting so close, but before you could feel him release down your throat he pulled away, your brows furrowing in confusion as you looked up at him. 

“Up, on the bed.” Shakily standing up, feeling the sting of the carpet on your knees as you winced a little. 

“Who do you think you’re bossing around Jake, I’m not a ragdoll.”

“Tonight you are, you’re a little slut of a ragdoll.” He whispered, leaning closer to your ear. You could feel the heat of his breath ghosting the shell of your ear. His breath burns every inch of your skin, instantly causing the pool of wetness in between your thighs to collect again. 

“Now, get on the fucking bed and maybe I’ll consider letting you get even slightly close to cumming tonight.”

Part of you wants to retort but the thought of him leaving the room with all your pent up sexual arousal stings more than you’d like to admit. So you lean back, lowering yourself onto the bed behind you. Your scowl and eyes remain trained on him as he watches you.

“Spread your legs, present yourself to me like the slut you are.”

He watches your pretty legs spread wide open, small tiny red bites spread over your soft thighs from where his brutal mouth was, your exposed breasts in all your glory, your perky nipples hard, and the dress he had hastily pulled down and up is now resting against your hips. 

“F-Fuck get inside of me already.” 

“beg.” Jake sighs as he stares down at you, legs open and ready.

“fuck you Jake.” 

“You’re about to babe.”

He fists himself as he closes the distance between you two and bumps his tip against your clit making you want to cry, you’re so fucking wet for him. 

“Enough teas-” he cuts your thoughts short by plunging deep inside of you and grabbing your hips, raising you up to meet his own. He pulled out just as fast as he entered you, pulling back for a torturous second before thrusting all the way in, and it made your breath falter, the way he filled you up so completely and fully.

“Say it, Y/N. No one compares to me. I’m the best you’ve ever had. Sammy could never fuck you like this”

Your eyes widened as you met his dead serious stare, heated eyes lasered in on your own in return. Waiting to hear your response. There was no way he didn’t already know, and you certainly didn’t need to feed his ego by moaning about it. The way he was stretching you out was near criminal, some kind of sweet agony that pulled a breathy whimper from your traitorous lips. 

“Say. It. Now. If. You. Want. To. Cum.” every word punctuated by a hard thrust, causing tears to form in your eyes. His pace was brutal and relentless, he was burying himself deep in you, damn near feeling it in your stomach. 

“Jake,” you muttered as his hand came up to spread across your throat, his thumb against your collarbone as he nudged your knees a little farther apart. You arched into him as he cups your breast, teasing your nipple with his calloused fingers.

“You’re the best. No one compares.” You breathed, a devilish grin forming on his lips, but you weren’t finished.

“I’ll fuck Sammy too, and let you know how he performs.” you replied with a smug grin of your own.

With this reply you were met with a heavy smack on the side of your thigh causing a moan to escape your lips. You locked your legs around him, and let your nails trail down his back, not caring if it hurt. He bites your nipple and you squeal as pleasure and pain mixed delightfully inside you. You love spurring on an angry Jake, it makes for euphoric sex and that’s exactly what you’re getting.

“Y/N, if you mention my brother again you won’t cum and that’s a promise. So shut the fuck up and take all of this.”

“Look at you, how pathetic, Y/N,” Jake says as you whine and whimper when he swipes his thumb over your swollen clit. “I know you are slut for my cock.” he grins, looking at you, spread wide on his bed. “How does it feel to have my dick inside? Mine. No one else's.”

His gravelly voice sounds intoxicating as he whispers to you in the darkness, you feel absolutely drunk off the way he’s fucking you. “It feels so good Jake, don’t stop.” 

He keeps fucking hard and fast. His hand on your waist trails down to your heat, sliding to your clit. His fingers begin circling the nub in rhythm with his hips. You let out a moan, “Fuck, fuck, Jake.” You feel the warmth in your core starting to unravel, getting closer to your release. 

Jake keeps his brutal pace, absolutely pounding into you and he’s not showing any signs of slowing down. “Y/N I’m gonna fill you up.” Those simple words tearing the most pornographic moan from your throat. His fingers on your clit start rubbing faster as his breathing starts to grow ragged, his hips starting to stutter as he gets closer to his orgasm. Your walls tighten around him and he hisses. The white heat inside you grows and soon you feel it flowing over.

“Come for me Y/N, give it to me, cum all over my cock.” 

He doesn’t have to wait long before you’re absolutely shaking, eyes rolling to the back of your head, as he pins your hips to the bed and pours into you. His hips stutter as your back arches off the bed, your walls clenching around his dick. 

Slowly, Jake pulls out of you leaving you empty and cold. He backs up and stares at you, limp and breathing like a mad woman, still sprawled on the bed. Almost as if he’s admiring a piece of artwork in a museum. 

“Filthy, you look absolutely filthy Y/N. Look at you, my cum leaking out of your dripping cunt. It’s a sight truly.”

Speechless, you just stare at him. That devilish grin you love appearing on his face. You watch him as he begins to redress. After putting his pants back on, he reaches down and grabs your still soaked thong and puts it in your pocket. Before you can question it, he’s already reaching for the door handle and turning towards you.

“I’ll hold on to these, maybe if you behave for the rest of the party you can come back to my place to get them back. See you out there.”

With a wink, he was gone. Disappearing into the dim light of the hallway and shutting the door behind him leaving you on the bed, naked and exposed. But you’ve never been more turned on in your life. The only thought in your head being, to find Sammy for another dance. 

[untilwedont]

Peter x male reader where Peter just needs a hug

Just a hug

Pairings: Peter Parker x Male!Reader

Genre: Slight angst & fluff

Summary: Idk how to summarize it so just read it 😭

Warnings: Mentions of blood & bruises

Water dripped down from your face onto the floor of your bathroom tub. It was around 7:00 PM and you'd just gotten out of your steamy shower, now drying yourself off. You put on your warm clothes that you had laying on the toilet lid and did your normal skincare.

When you left your bathroom, you went through your closet to find another warm pair of clothing. Usually Peter would arrive at your place around this time, so you just wanted to make sure Peter wouldn't have to rummage through your closet to find comfy clothes.

Around a minute later, you heard slight knocking on your window. You got up to open it, knowing Peter was waiting outside. You thought it would've been like any other day. Peter would come through your window tired, ready to take a shower and instantly fall asleep by your side. You knew being a hero was hard, so you always made sure to provide the care he needed.

But this time was different. When you opened your window, you saw Peter with cuts and bruises through his suit that had rips it in, including some on his face. His suit had rips all over it, and some of his mask was ruined.

"Jesus Pete, what happened to you?!" You worried, urging Peter to come in. "Just uh- a few guys.. Strong guys.. That were taller and more muscular than me.." Peter removed his mask and you sat him on the bed. "Stay here, I'm gonna go get the medic kit." You quickly left into your bathroom, grabbing the medic kit from your cabinet and quickly returning to Peter.

Luckily Peter's face wasn't completely covered it cuts and bruises, but that didn't mean his body wasn't. You took a rag and rubbing alcohol out of the medic kit, "This is gonna hurt like a bitch, okay?" You spoke softly, trying your best to remain calm. Peter nodded and you placed the alcohol covered rag onto one of his cuts. Peter hissed at the pain, "I know, baby, I know."

After you finished his face, you told him to take his suit off. You yearned for this part, not wanting to see the rest of the cuts on his body. Pete was hesitate at first, but took his suit off. Your heart dropped to your stomach when you saw the condition Peter's body was in. There were obvious bruises all over his stomach and back, "Oh my God Pete, what did you do to those guys to upset them this bad?" You scanned his whole body, there was stained blood on his torso, and some of the cuts on his body still had slight blood oozing out if it.

"Nothing! They were just some bad guys trying to take this lady's purse. I tried to stop them.. and- well.." You cut his sentence off before he could keep going, "They beat your ass." Peter nodded and you began rubbing the rag onto his cuts. Luckily they were mainly on his torso and arms, hardly any on his legs.

After 15 minutes, you finally bandaged Peter all up. You made sure he took a warm shower so that he could soothe is body. When Peter was finished, he threw on the clothes you had laid out and sat next to you. "Pete.. I know you were only trying to do what's right but.." You paused for a moment, "Sometimes you have to realize the things you are and aren't capable of doing. I mean, those guys could have killed you if they wanted, you know?" You spoke, trying your best to sound like you weren't mad at Pete. You weren't, you were just worried.

"I know.. I was just trying to help people in need." He looked at his feet as he spoke. You placed your hand on his cheek and turned his head to face you, "I know Peter. Just try not get let yourself get killed next time. I love you." You kissed him on his lips and pulled him in for a hug.

That was all Peter needed. A hug and reassurance from his loving boyfriend.

[witchersmistress]

Rescuing Ann

Hello my beautiful darlings! I've been slacking and letting Ann and August fight amongst themselves. But I got them to work together. I'm not 100% certain how I feel about this so don't be surprised if I

Trigger Warnings: blood, violence, assault, smart ass remarks, chasing, fighting, stolen movie quotes clearly labeled

Word count: 2K

August”s POV

The broken glass crunched under my feet as I walked back into the building. My phone started to vibrate, pulling it out of my pocket and I answered it quickly “ Yes?” “ Sir, we have confirmation that Julian is going to be attacked today, by a group of men called the De Santis brothers. My blood ran cold. Charles, Brandon and Levi. They were absolutely ruthless men, who played twisted games in order to compete with their father.

“Sir, are you still there?” my second in command, Jace asked me. Releasing the breath I was holding “ Yes I'm still here, get a team ready, I'm going after her.” disconnecting from the call, I left the party and climbed into the black sedan that was waiting for me. Shooting a text off to an old number that I prayed was still active, hoping I wasn't too late to save her.

Ann’s pov

His chilling threat still clung to my skin, “You will pay for making me look stupid” he was on his third glass of whiskey as the driver pulled into a long driveway. Taking in a deep breath as i observed the house, it looked warm and inviting but the man who lived here was anything but, i know i was expected to go home with him but i’ll be damned if that fool thinks that he will be able to touch me, i’ll die before i let that happen. Stepping out the car I followed Julian inside, the front door locking behind me and trapping me inside. “Second bedroom on the right, go upstairs now” he spat at me as he made his way towards his  liquor cabinet. Taking off my heels I jogged up the stairs and into that bedroom shutting behind me. Leaning my head back I took in a few deep breaths before peeling myself off the door and out of this damn dress. Sliding my arms out of the straps, I began to tug the dress over my head. I'll be damned if I ask Julian to help me. Tossing the dress to the floor in a mess of cabernet tulle, I moved over to the full length mirror and stared at my reflection. My strappy lingerie clung to my curves, dark hair falling down my back, I looked and felt like a Goddess and the only man that I wanted worshiping at my altar was August. I wonder if I hold as much power over him as he does me. I let my glance linger for a few moments longer, before stripping out of those and climbing into a hot shower.

In comfy black pjs I was about to settle into bed for the evening when the door flung open to reveal Julian, standing my ground I waited for him to say something. “ You embarrassed me tonight, you know that, by letting the Walker hold on to you like a little lost puppy. It's pathetic really, but do you know how that made me look, that my wife-to-be  is a wanton whore for an American CIA agent?!?!” he is practically foaming at the mouth. “I’d rather be his whore than your wife” Did i just quote the Titanic at him yes i did. I turned around to walk away from him, but he reached out and grabbed my still damp hair and pulled me back to him. Scream and clawing at the hand that held my hair, he spoke is a dark tone “ If you want to act like a whore that is how i am going to treat you do you understand me” the hand that was holding my hair lowered, i turned my head and bit him like a rabid dog “ You fucking bitch”  he snarled as  punched me in the gut and i stumbled back into the frame of the canopy bed, landing against it with a heavy and my head with a sickening crack. My vision was fuzzy for a few moments but I got my bearings and stood on shaky legs, ready to face him.

“ I could do this all day” I taunted him, yes I quoted Captain America, leave me alone. Wrapping a hand towel around the bite on his hand, he just smirked. “ You think you're funny?” I cocked my head “ I think I’m adorable”  he sneered and lunged at me, skirting around him so he crashed into the bed, I tripped and landed on my ass, such a clumsy thing. This felt like a sick and twisted game of cat and mouse, but I'd be dead if this kitty cat caught me. Staggering into the hallway, I braced myself as Julian came charging out, and grabbed my waist. I whipped my head back crashing straight into his nose with a satisfying crunch and it began to gush like a fountain. With a sharp jab to his gut he stumbled back and towards the stairs, he grabbed my shirt and pulled me with him as we went down the stairs. Breathing hurt, moving hurt, everything fucking hurts. Shoving Julian off me, I struggled to my feet. When the patio doors burst open and three men dressed in black and came charging in with guns pointed. Julian sprung up from the floor and wrapped an arm around my throat “ Who the fuck are you?” he hissed at the men.

One of them laughed like an absolute lunatic. “ Wow I knew you were dumb but I didn't expect you to be that stupid. We are here for you dumbass” one of the other goonies moved at the speed of lightning and rushed at him. He threw me to the side to protect himself, stumbling on my feet. I bolted for the patio door when I was snatched by the third goon. “Easy poppet, we wouldn't want to hurt you know would we?” he sneered, his breath reeking of whiskey and cigarettes. I audibly gag as he continues to breathe on me as he secured my hands behind my back with zip ties.i could feel them biting into my skin, the big goon laughed as i attempted to rub my wrist together to relieve the pain “ What's wrong? Cant handle a little bondage?” he wiggled his eyebrows at me, disgusting pig. I spit in his face and he was pissed, he punched me in the stomach with full force, doubling over in pain he grabbed my head and slammed it off the counter. Fuck now i really was seeing stars, i could feel warm liquid pouring down my face  “ Charles” one of the shadows snapped “ Leave her be, she has no part of this” i laughed out loud, i clearly was losing my mind as Charles pushed me into a chair “ Charles, you fucking name is Charles? Jesus, you must have been such a mama’s boy eh Charlie boy” i cackled and threw my head back with laughter. If I was going to die tonight might as well have the last laugh. Charles was seething “ You better watch your fucking mouth or i’ll make you sorry you ever opened it” he walked towards, his keeper and Julian. One day I am going to learn to shut my goddamn mouth but today is not the day.

Snorting loudly as my vision became blurry and my head began to spin. “ With an attitude like that, you must have to tie up all your girls to get attention. Even then you probably have a hard time satisfying them with that tic tac in your pants you call a penis. Oh sweet baby jesus, i did it, his control snapped “ Charles no” julians goon screamed as he spun around and came right for me, tackling me to the ground, my head met the ground with a snap and the chair broke under our combined weight as he reared back and clocked me in the face, spitting the blood at him, i smiled as my eyes crossed. Well I clearly was on death’s door as I heard more voices and I vaguely saw the blue eyes of my savior, August. He grabbed my face and talked to me. “Ann dont you dare, keep your eyes open. Look at me” he growled, I forced my eyes open for the last time. I smiled at him as blood dripped from my mouth “ Déjame ir” Let me go. Uttering my last goodbye as he drifted further and further away from my vision, his voice blending in with the white noise in my head, I closed my eyes for the last time. 

Unknown POV

He called me and made me promise that she wouldn't get hurt. I was a fool to make a promise. I thought I could keep her safe. I raced back into the formal dining room but I was too late. Charles had her laid out flat on the floor and he was beating her. I whistled at my other guy who dropped Julian’s unconscious ass like a sack of potatoes and raced over to help me pull Charles off of her. “ Charles no, we need her alive” he was foaming at the mouth and he was struggling to get out of our hold. He was so desperate to get to her, to finish what we started as she was on her side choking on blood. Charles grunted and went limp in our arms, I looked over my shoulder and saw him. The person who begged me to protect her, someone I was equal parts terrified and proud to call my brother, August Walker. He ran to her and tried to get her to stay awake, but as she slipped away into the night, he looked back at me, his eyes full of murder. I may have been his brother but I was most certain that I wasn't going to survive the night.

August’s pov

pushing passed Levi and Brandon, knowing I'd deal with them later, I scooped you into my arms and took off.

*a few hours later*

Pretty sure I've worn a groove into the floor waiting to hear from the surgeon. They rushed you into immediate surgery upon our arrival and that was several hours ago. Sitting down, I hung my head. Already tormenting myself if you didn't make it. “Hey” a voice started me, looking up to see Levi holding out a cup of coffee to me. I smiled softly and took it from him. He sat besides, bouncing his leg impatiently. “August,” he began but I cut him off. “Don't,” I said, “ I will deal with him accordingly.” He nodded as he looked down at his cup of coffee.

“Mr. Walker?” A petite nurse called. Standing up I walked over to her. “ They just finished up the surgery, if you would follow me” I glanced back at Levi and he nodded as I walked with the nurse. She pointed to your room, and I thanked her. I expected to walk in and see you awake and talking but you weren't. You were still hooked up to machines. A tube was breathing for you. I wanted to scream, I wanted to rage. The surgeon rambled on about what they did and your prospective recovery. Walking over and grabbing your hand. Your hand was warm in mine, I squeezed it but there was no response. “ How long until she wakes up?” I asked him as I watched that machine breathe for you.

Clearing his throat “ I’m sorry Mr. Walker” he started i stared daggers at him waiting for him to continue “ She went through a long surgery and we almost lost her. Her brain has severely swollen so we placed her in a medically induced coma to help heal her brain '' I don't know if there was a disconnect in my brain but I wasn't clearly understanding. Levi stood in the doorway with a heavy sigh he just looked at you “ In plain terms Doc” he muttered and the dr turned towards him and nodded “ Mr. Walker, i'm not sure if she will ever wake up” my knees buckled from the weight, she may never wake up..

[cyb3rscoups]

Baby daddy Chronicles (2)

A/N: Rest of the collection here Explicit Content Ahead, Minors DNI

Baby Daddy Attuma Chronicles on Ao3

After the door slammed behind Attuma, Okoye found herself weak in the knees and breathing quite heavily.

“You spent 6 years with that asshole?” W’Kabi sucked his teeth as he looked at Okoye adjusting her robe.

“He meant well. The girls probably worried him you know.” She dismissed his comment as she made her way into the kitchen and looked for a glass.

“Some brats they are. Sending him over here like a fucking superhero.” W’Kabi came up behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist.

She flinched as he tightened his hold, her grip on the glass lethal. “What are you saying?”

“I’m saying you gotta teach them they can’t just go crying to him when they don’t like something. You know the other day I was over here and they would not shut up about-“

“Get off of me.” Okoye forced his arms from around her, almost going to chuck the glass at his head as he spoke. “Get out of my house.”

“Okoye.”

“You think you can come in here, get comfy and start talking shit about my family?”

“Oh please. You’re being dramatic as hell. Now let’s go upstairs and finish what we started.” He approached her with his shit eating grin.

God, what was she thinking? Was she really that starved that she let this man into her life so easily.

Her body gave into her earlier thought and threw the glass, barely missing his ear as he flinched away.

“Get out!” She yelled. “Get the shit you came with and go!”

He scrambled to get his things, only having one sleeve in his shirt before leaving. His car roared to life as he sped off.

Attuma scoffed as he started his truck and pulled it into the now empty spot in the driveway. Obviously she knew better.

When he stepped in, Okoye was waiting for him with a broom in hand.

“He’s gone so soon.” The man taunted with a smirk as Okoye shoved the broom in his hands and pointed to the array of glass on the floor.

“Shut up and sweep. Meet me upstairs when you’re done.”

“Can I get a kiss first?” He ran his thumb across her lip as she rolled her eyes.

“Kiss my ass.” Attuma shrugged as she turned away, opting to smack it hard enough she yelped and ran up the stairs a bit faster.

He locked the front door before he started sweeping with a smirk, hoping that just one of the shards had cut W’Kabi on his way out somehow.

“Attuma..hurry up!”

“Don’t rush me woman. Those twins are gonna be all over the place. Gotta make sure it’s safe.”

He made no rush to get up the stairs either, giving her enough time to fix herself onto the bed just how he liked.

“Where are they anyway?” She questioned as he rounded the corner and leaned against the door frame.

“My mom’s. She even offered them to stay the night.”

He lost his shirt and belt, tossing them to the floor as he climbed into the bed beside her. “We got all night.”

“Good.”

She dragged him close, locking her arms around his neck and her legs around his hips. “You miss me?”

He spoke low and gravely against her neck, planting a soft kiss on her collarbone. His voice went straight to her core, making her thrust up in wanting.

Attuma chuckled as his hands trailed up her thighs and under her robe.

“Hope you don’t think I’m going easy on you. Bringing some bitch around my family. Lost your mind for a second there didn’t you?” He taunted her with slow, too soft touches that felt as if they weren’t even there.

“Yes baby. I’m sorry. I missed you bad.” She groaned as he cracked his palm against her ass again.

“Take this shit off.” He pulled her arms from around his neck and she got to work on the simple tie holding the silk together.

Just like that she was bare for him to see. He couldn’t fight the smile that tugged on his lips as she dipped a hand down to cup her pulsing core.

“Attuma..I need you.”

“Oh now you need me? What happened to get the fuck out?”

“Don’t tease me you big asshole.” She whined, not really in position to demand anything of him but she could put on a show.

Her legs opened wide and he pried himself from her, kneeling at the edge of the bed as she slid her fingers between her wet slit. The sound was obscene and the contact made her shiver.

“Attuma-“

“No no no. Show what you do when you miss me.”

Attuma took hold of her foot, an anklet adorning her skin. He smiled as he kissed the rose shaped jewel on the anniversary present.

Without hesitation, Her fingers parted herself and she rub a small circle on her clit, eliciting a moan of the gods.

“Baby, come on. I’m sorry.” She whined further. All sex activities had truthfully been shit since she shut him out of her life the first time. It didn’t take her long to discover that Attuma had ruined her.

He’d taken the high and exhilaration of an orgasm and kept it in his pocket for only him to use. “Just…help me out please.”

“Oh poor baby can’t cum on her own anymore.”

“No.” She clenched around nothing as he shooed her fingers away and replaced them with his own. “I need you Attuma.”

The man kissed a path up her ankle and calf, sucking a bruise into her thigh as his fingers worked her skillfully. His name fell from Okoye’s lips like a chant.

She combed her fingers through his hair and held it back as he attached to her clit, drowning himself in her slick. His tongue worked the bud as his fingers dipped into her walls.

A squeal tumbled from her lips as she gripped at his hair. “Ah! Oh my god!”

Attuma groaned against her as his tongue worked faster and his fingers got deeper.

A coil in her stomach formed and she couldn’t warn him with coherent words, but he always knew when she was close. She clenched around his fingers and her thighs locked around his head as her orgasm ripped through her.

Okoye sighed blissfully as Attuma rose to his feet, planting a kiss on her lips as he got his pants off.

“I’m still disappointed in you.” He lined himself up and pushed in swiftly so she had no time to protest.

Her back arched up and her hands flew out to claw at his arms. “Think you can replace me so fast huh?”

Attuma pressed a hand to her belly as he started to thrust, slow and deliberate making her feel every inch. “N-no Attuma. I could never.” She panted, her head thrown back as she spoke. “But for the love of god move faster!”

“Who the hell are you talking to?” His free hand held her hip as he thrust harder, not faster. Just enough for her to jolt with a gasp.

“Oooh please! Attuma!”

“Please what?” He leaned over her, his breath getting heavy as his body engulfed her.

“Please go faster!”

Finally her wish was fulfilled as both his hands gripped her hips and angled them up. The soft clapping of her skin on his filled the room as he committed to a pace.

Okoye could feel the coil tightening again as he brushed that sensitive part inside her with every thrust. “Fuck I’m gonna cum…Attuma!” She whined against his cheek as he panted against her neck.

“Go ahead baby… Taking me so good… Such a good girl for me.” His eyes squeezed shut as his hips began to stutter.

He stopped moving, gathering himself as she came around him, holding him in like a vice. Once she relaxed, he was on her again, drilling her in with own release on the tip of his fingers.

“Shit baby…Missed you so much. So fucking good. Don’t leave me again baby please.” Attuma wrapped his arms around her body, lifting her up off the bed with a grunt.

He slipped out of her as he stood straight. Okoye’s legs wrapped around his waist tightly. He grabbed hold of his length, stroking a few times before sliding back in.

“You trust me?” He smiled up at her and she nodded.

“Always.”

“Good. Hold on.”

His hands took hold of her ass, squeezing as he bounced her up on his dick. Her grip on him faltered from the force and her head tipped back.

Her moans and whines rang through out the room as the new angle hit her right where she needed.

“Ooh shit! Daddy, right there!”

He didn’t let up, not once, even when her arms slid loose from his shoulders and he had to grip her neck up so she wouldn’t fall.

“Ooh..stay with me gorgeous..don’t lose it now..ah shit!” He watched as she struggled to keep her eyes open, tears rolling down her cheeks as she shut them for a moment.

“Fuuuck....where do you want me?” He slowed just enough for her to say something or give him a sign.

“Right fucking here. Don’t you pull out!”

“Mmm. Want me to fuck you full again? Trying for another baby? Maybe a set of three this time?”

“You crazy mother fucker!” She groaned.

“That’s right.” He chuckled as his hips got more urgent. A few more seconds and he was filling her up until he was leaking out.

She felt full, complete. And if this man ever thought about moving out again, she’d lock him in the attic.

[lovethathookhausen730]

Synthetic Love

Part 4: Trouble in Paradise Part 2

Summery: Y/N now realizes that she can no longer trust Jack Perry....

Warning: slut shaming

Tags: @shawtys-things

Y/N's POV

The following morning came as I wake up next to Jack Perry with a hangover as I slowly got out of bed and put on my clean clothes and shoes and immediately and quickly walked out of Jack Perry's hotel room and quickly made my way towards Skye and Willow's hotel room as I opened the door and see Skye and Willow looking really pissed off at me I knew I was in trouble

"dude where the fuck were you last night?" Skye asked me as I looked at Willow then back at Skye as I cleared my throat

"I left with someone at the club cause I was drunk" I explained as Skye sighed deeply and Willow looked up at me

"you're in trouble y/n... Anna Jay found out about you and Jack Perry" Willow explains as my eyes went wide and I felt my stomach turn

"who's Anna Jay?" I asked very confused as Skye looked at me still pissed off as usual

"she's Jack Perry's girlfriend and you slept with him it's all over social media she even found the video it's on Twitter" Skye said as I immediately went on my phone and go to Twitter as I found the tagged video of me and Jack Perry having sex last night as I read Anna Jay's post and sink down onto the floor reading her post

annajay___: count your days bitch I'm coming for you

After watching the video I immediately scrolled through the comments and read some of the nastiest comments that made my stomach turn and my heart shattered even more

"ew what a complete slut"

"Tony Khan is now hiring sluts to fuck every male roster"

"Anna Jay deserves better"

"kick her ass Anna she fucking deserves it"

"not a fan of y/n anymore"

"Tony, fire that skank ass bitch"

I couldn't read the comments anymore as I begin to cry hard knowing I screwed up badly as Skye turns to look at Willow and walks out of the hotel room with her as I was now left alone crying and hurting as I hear my phone buzzing and I picked it up to see Jack Perry's message which made my blood boil

Jack P: I told Anna everything enjoy getting your ass kicked and embarrassed slut

I immediately threw my phone across the room in anger as I cried even more harder as I hear my phone buzzing again as I went to pick it up and read the message that was an unknown number

???: y/n don't ask who this is and how I got your number find me after Dynamite room 203

I began to question myself as to who could've sent this to me as I begin to hop into the shower and cleaned myself up and wipe off the makeup and put on my comfy clothes and a hoodie and waited till after dynamite to see who would want to see me I hope and pray it's not Anna Jay or Jack Perry....

[lolahasmoxie]

Bambi - EM x Reader

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader

Warning: sexy times, cursing, witty banter, fluff, drug use (18+)

Word Count: 0.9k

Notes: 

So, I had some “me time” the other day and it was so good that I was walking like a baby gazelle. I knew i looked hilarious walking to my bathroom so I wondered what my current favorite obsession would say if he saw me.

Also, reader and Eddie are out of high school. Our boy made ‘86 his bitch. Both are in their early twenties.

The “ha ha you love me” interaction is from one of my favorite Simpsons episodes (Lisa’s Pony) and is one of my favorite Homer and Marge scenes.

Divider by @ichigoohinatsuma

:readmore:

The room was warm, filled with the sound of heavy breathing. Her skin felt electric as she came down, and it took a few minutes to register the touch of his fingers as they journeyed up and down her naked back. When she lifted her head, she couldn’t help but smile at the chocolate brown eyes staring back at her with complete love and adoration.

“Thought I’d lost you there for a moment.” She chuckled in response as she placed her head back on his chest. Her fingers idly traced the demon head on his left pectoral, feeling him practically purr under her touch.

“Almost. I’m thinking I should go out of town more often if this is the reception I’ll get when I come home.”

“Don’t you dare mention leaving again. Nope. Not gonna happen.” He wrapped his arms tighter around her as she felt his lips against her hair. “It was really good though.”

“At least you didn’t high-five me like when we came home from Steve’s Halloween party.” Eddie snorted at the memory. When she had shown up at his trailer in her sexy Red Riding Hood costume she could practically see his brain short-circuit in real time. They had only stayed at the party for 90 minutes before he dragged her back home. Once he got her through the front door the sex had been frantic, rough, and made her toes curl. In their shared post-sex haze, he had locked eyes with hers, and before she could say anything he lifted his hand and demanded that she slap him five for a job well done.

“Come on” he said when he noticed her eyes begin to droop. He gently patted her ass to get her moving. “You should go pee before you pass out on me.”

“Noooooooooo” she whined. “I’m comfy, there’s nothing you can say to me that will get me to move.”

“UTI, babe.” She groaned before nodding her head and placing her legs over the side of the bed. Eddie watched with fondness as she walked away, and that fondness turned into a snicker when her legs buckled and she had to grab onto the nightstand to keep from falling over. She turned and gave him a death glare and he did his best to keep a neutral face.

“Not a fucking word.” she said, trying to be intimidating while also completely naked.

“Didn’t say anything.” He smiled as he reclined back in the bed with his arms behind his head. He watched as she leaned on practically every piece of furniture in her path to the bathroom. He felt warm and fuzzy, side effects from the joint they had shared earlier and the afterglow of good sex. His eyes grew heavy, opening only when he heard her reenter the room. She was a little more stable this time, but he could also tell that she was trying harder than usual to stay steady.

“Come on Bambi, hop in.” he said as he patted the space next to him in the bed. She gave him a confused look as she paused at the foot of the bed. “Bambi, when you first got up you looked like Bambi when he kept falling on the ice.” He gave her a shit-eating grin, she replied with a dead-panned expression that would have wilted a weaker man.

“Ha ha, you’re fucking hilarious Munson.” She climbed into the bed and as soon as she was under the covers Eddie was pulling her back against his chest. He buried his face in her hair as he peppered kisses against the nape of her neck.

“You know, i can tell you’re annoyed but I know you still love me.”

“That’s debatable.” He responded by squeezing her and placing his lips right next to her ear.

“Ha ha, you love me.” She groaned his name as he manhandled her until she was turned and facing him. Callused fingers lifted her chin and when she opened her eyes she felt her heart flutter. Leave it to Eddie and his big dumb cow eyes to reduce her to a puddle of goo. He pressed his forehead to hers, his breath warm against her face. 

“Say it, please.” His voice was quiet, not much above a whisper and her heart melted at his request. Only in the quiet of the trailer in the dark of night would he ask like this. Even though they’d been together for years he still needed assurance that she wasn’t going anywhere. She was only too happy to do just that.

She sighed before closing her eyes and pressing her lips to his. The kiss, despite its softness, made her toes curl as she cradled Eddie jaw in her hand. She pulled back, grinning at the dopey lovesick look on his face.

“i love you.”

“See, it wasn’t that hard.”

“I love you, even though you are a dumbass.” He chuckled before peppering her face with kisses. When he was satisfied, he squeezed her and rested his chin on the top of her head while she nestled hers against his chest.

“I love you too, Bambi.”

“I love you too, Bambi.”

[amiharana]

and even more revalink hcs from this post part 6

previous hc part 5 x i'm too lazy to tag the other ones, just go through this one 😭 i haven't done one of these in a bit so i'm doing this for funsies 😹

who's the primary protector of the two?

hard to say, since they're both warriors with protective instincts, and link had to have learned some survival skills & instincts in botw

neither of them ever rest really, constantly on their guard because they're not letting anyone get the slip on them

i imagine that maybe they bicker over who gets to protect the other, always insisting that they'll be the one to save the other 😹

who sleeps in and who is the early bird?

i think we should know by now where i stand on this 😹

i am the self-proclaimed #1 sleepy link x coddler revali enthusiast. you know damn well i am tucking that blond twunk into a soft comfy bed (the bed being revali)

who is the least patient?

hard to pin down as a generalization, because it's circumstantial between the two of them imo

like we all know link would stare into a campfire all night just to be able to hunt the best game at the exact crack of dawn

but revali is very thoughtful and methodical to me. i just reviewed his diary and the cb memory, and it's clear that his dedication to the craft warrants a lot of strategy, perseverance, and patience. he can be incredibly patient for the things that matter most to him

(i also really like the idea that revali would be very patient with fledglings 🥺 gordon ramsey type beat)

that being said, both revali and link will have a breakdown trying to assemble a single chair from ikea. they insist that the furniture is cursed but zelda assembles it in less than five minutes

which of the two listens to old music and which one is more into the newer stuff?

to me, revali seems like he would enjoy classical music, and classic pop & rock in general. anything before the 2000's, revali can get into

projecting a portion of my own music taste onto revali, he fucks with songs like 'stitches and burns' by fra lippo lippi, 'i melt with you' by modern english, and 'true' by spandau ballet. i will not be taking any criticism at this time 🙏

meanwhile link's playlist is jumping from 'good lookin'' dixon dallas to 'planet of the bass' to 'ETA' newjeans. and he finds all of it unironically genius

who's the first one to quit a new hobby because they're not great at it on the first try?

my instinct was to say revali, but the thing is, revali holds a great insecurity in wanting to be the best, and it's difficult to do that when you're dating Mr. Link Master-At-Everything-He-Tries over here

so if he's not automatically good at it but link is, you better bet your entire ass that revali is learning that shit out of spite to be better or at least just as good at it as link is

bitches can't even have like a couple hobby, everything turns into a competition if it's revali and link ✋😭

who holds a grudge the longest?

revali of course

a while ago, i made a post about how i hc'd revali to be a capricorn sun virgo rising, and i kinda still stand by that. he'll take anything to be a personal slight against him, will block you on everything, and talk shit about you to anyone. petty ahh mf

link just doesn't seem like the type to hold grudges, he's kinda goldfish brain. he'll forget he was even mad at you 15 minutes later

who secretly knows all the lyrics to the other's favorite songs but refuses to expose themselves?

revali actually 🥺

link soaks up melodies and lyrics like a sponge, so he has no problem picking any one of revali's playlists and knowing every single song on there, he will sing his heart out to each song on that damned playlist

revali is a bit of a music snob and isn't always the biggest fan of link's taste in music (as per #4 in this list LOL)

but he tries really hard to memorize link's favorites even if he fucking hates the song, which results in revali practicing korean just to be able to sing fucking 'gangnam style' psy with link 😭

who's more likely to cry about a plant dying?

link hands down. this guy gets overly attached to inanimate objects fr

bro is the type to bump into the corner of a table and be like "oops, sorry mr. table, didn't mean to hit you"

zelda once sent link a bouquet of flowers she had grown herself, and link put them in a nice little vase, made sure they got sunlight and water every day, and gave each flower names

when one of the flowers started wilting, link was about to have a whole breakdown

revali comes home to link trying to perform surgery on a flower, like why it got a whole iv drip bag now???

which of the two is the most outspoken? which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?

these were actually two separate questions but i decided to mix them, bc i think it's pretty clear who's who

revali is more outspoken and quick to speak, he's confidently opinionated and will mansplain to you unfortunately. he's not afraid to tell you what he thinks, because he thinks he's always right. very much the type to tell you he's just being brutally honest as an excuse to a dick skjdhfkdj

link is soft-spoken, reserved, and a listener, he'll let you take the lead on the conversation or listen you out completely before saying anything.

as such, revali is the one berating the cashier for putting pickles on link's burger when he said he didn't want any 😹

and honestly? link just likes hearing revali's voice, so he's content with letting revali talk his head off as long as they get to cuddle or hold hands.

[stupidspidey]

AJR - Living Room

if you told me in 2013 that this was the absolute pinnacle of music and that it would get no better than this, chances are i would’ve told you “that’s nice, leave me alone creep” and went to go kick the shit out of my brother at Mario on the DS. Now if you told me now that these guys ended up being my favourite band, i’d probably give you the same response but i’d go play a Spider-Man game instead. Regardless, Living Room by AJR is just… not good, by any sense of the word realistically, don’t get me wrong it’s got its merits but holy fuck, it’s really hard to listen to. Now, i don’t want to be too unfair about this, believe it or not sitting here for a good 5 minute read yelling about how bad something is is REALLY undesirable in a review, and it’s even more undesirable since my girlfriend refuses to sleep with me because of it. (jk rose ily) So, i’m gonna take their advice from one of their next albums that came after this and well, skip to The Good Part, which unfortunately should only take me like, 20 lines, maximum, before i start either repeating myself or talking about how a line in “The World is a Marble Heart” is was reused as a backing vocal in “I Won’t” like, 10 years later.

The Good

My GOD, do these guys know how to write a decent line or few. Sure there’s a few “Thirsty, Thirsty, Thursdays!” in there but, every one of those is definitely made up for by the honestly-adorable Infinity or the surprisingly-hopeful My Calling, each lyric will either strike you as cheesy in a really cute way, or inspiring in a really dumb way, the album could honestly be mistaken as written about someone with how directed and loving each line feels from the start to the end and briefly sidestepping around at least 49.2% of each song. Big White Bed especially, but as i wrote that down all i could think to describe the song was “I love you… BITCH. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you… BITCH.” from a vine like 10-or-so years ago. So, really, pretty appropriate for their timing on the albums release realistically. A really specific praise for the album but, i think the art itself is really pretty? something about it feels so real. Like, if you made an album with two of your brothers and basically pro-tools, a mic and a big idea (yeah, that’s a quote from one of the songs, Big Idea.) would you not just make the album art you all sat on the comfy family sofa in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere with your band name splattered on the wall in a nice deep red? I know i would if i could fit all 5 of my brothers onto one tiny-ass couch. Now unfortunately i can only realistically think of these two points for the positive part but, i will say this: Every track on this album, has thought behind it. It sometimes comes across as them just lobbing the entire processing power of a Windows 7 computer running pro-tools at you, but if you listen to the audio-commentary edition of the album (because, for some reason they made that?) it really is easy to tell the three of them had passion for the thing, especially seen in Jack’s (the J in AJR) enthusiasm about finally making it out of slummin’ it in the streets while his two way-fucking-taller brothers tap danced and sang, outside of his appearance in Pink Panther 2 and Sesame Street of course. (seriously, i’m deadass, look it up, he even has an iMDB page.) Now, unfortunately, on that point, i can’t realistically stay on the positives forever on this without ending up on some TikTok calling me a brainrotted liberal or some slur that hasn’t been unsealed since some crusty fucking 4channer woke up from his food comatose over a reddit girl with fat tits so, with that point.

The Bad

Ok right so, you know how i mentioned this was considered some sort of principle of music back then in 2013? Well guess what, motherfucker. I wasn’t even joking, the way people view Bruno Mars now is the way people viewed Living Room in 2013, though it was hard not to when their brain cells rubbed together and they decided the best way to promote their album was to tag every artist under the sun on gods green-motherfucking-earth and tell them to listen to it. Even then, the only one who listened really was Sia, and realistically what the fuck have you actually seen Sia do in the past like 5 years? This is a real question seriously please for the love of GOD tell me i have no idea past *Chandelier*. Anyway, enough of throwing Sia some strays (i’m sorry ma’am i’m sure there’s a grammy somewhere i didn’t bother googling), back onto Twenty-One Pilo— Coldplay— I mean, AJR. The album had passion behind it, don’t get me wrong here, but it is completely misplaced. The only way i can describe this is that, if this was the latest release around the time of E.T. for the Atari 2600? Music probably wouldn’t have survived past that either. Though realistically it was probably one of the better albums of that era since by then every other song was the most bassy-pile of “please dance to this” you’d ever seen, but i’m sure there’s someone still out there hitting the dab to fuckin’ The World is a Marble Heart, surely. The album itself had some pretty… interesting, approaches, but really you can only get around 30 seconds into the first song before that fucker starts yodelling? why the fuck is he yodelling? Regardless, no matter how many times you make a sequel to Turning Out or how many times you make some good shit like The DJ is Crying for Help, to those guys at TikTok? you’ll allwwaayyss be the guys who made Thirsty. You could get a treaty and a vulcan salute from half of space, but all those motherfuckers will still only know you for Thirsty. Personally? i’d be so fucking mad. I mean, you look to your left and Kanye has just dropped Yeezus, and what do you have to compete against that? a new national holiday celebrated exclusively by kids who get bullied at school, Thirsty Thursday, if i were them i wouldn’t have even made it to The Click without some sort of apology statement.

The Ending

Now, if i’m being completely real here. I can’t entirely slander Living Room, it’s got ideas, it’s got (marble) heart, and most importantly… It let Neotheater exist so… some good out of the bad right? Sure, for anyone else, unless you’re subconsciously subscribed to every single opinion on r/Music like some sort of absorption sponge. And just… in future, for anyone reading this, Include yodelling in your song and i will fucking SLICE you, not for poor mixing choices, not even for poor taste, but for reminding me that i sat here for an hour, and reviewed an album. Worst part? one out of five baby, i’m not down until i hear the fat lady sing, i’ve still gotta drop my useless thoughts for The Click, Neotheater, OK ORCHESTRA and *The Maybe Man. So, i’m gonna go out with a BANG! and by that? i mean get gunned down by the mexican cartel for even daring to include a good section in this slice of piss.

4/10 - Not enough yodelling really.

[milesquaritchbby]

Stick With You

Chapter 3. | Alarm Bells

Yasmin's POV

I woke up the next day crying. All I could do is cry. Jackson hurt me in ways. Jameson always allowed it though. Ghost wasn't in the bed so I assumed he was either already on the base with the others. I simply got ready for the day and put some comfy clothes on. I ran to my car due to the fact that I needed Simon. Once I got to the base and went through the gate I parked right beside my dad. Price was an overprotective father you see and he didn't take shit from anybody. He was well known around here and around the family. My mom's side hated his guts because they still think he cheated on her which he didn't. My mom is a straight ass bitch for lying to them. When my mom found out that Simon and I were a thing she knew down the line that I was surely going to be a mother. Having two girls is fun and all but when they constantly cry and whine for you and your husband it's no fun. They were currently with my mom and staying at her place for the time being. This mission is very important to my dad of course.

Her children's names:

Victoria Daisy Riley

Margaret Elizabeth Riley

How I came up with their names is beyond me but I blame my mother. Her name was Daisy so that's basically that. Her mother Elizabeth was very fierce and couldn't care less about what you did. I walked through and went straight to the briefing room where everyone was. Of course Jackson would send me flowers and he knew Tulips were my favorite. This man does anything to try and win me back, I swear. None of the new recruits were present due to them still training elsewhere. I finally made eye contact with Simon which calmed me down a little bit but not a lot seeing as the uninvited guest arrived. At least he brought food.

"Jackson what are you doing here?" Yasmin asked him.

"Well those flowers I sent you do smell wonderful." He calmly said to her.

"Why are you crying, my luv?" Simon asked his wife.

"I don't want to say it out loud." Yasmin said with her voice cracking.

"I already know why my daughter's crying. Jackson you abused my daughter and you think you can help with this mission. Well you are dead ass wrong for coning here." Price told him with anger in his eyes.

"I wouldn't say abused." Jackson cackled.

"Please leave my daughter alone and never come back!" Price said angrily while almost hitting him.

"Fine. I'll leave." Jackson said calmly.

"ETHAN GET IN HERE NOW!" Price yelled his name while scaring the living shit out of his daughter.

"Laswell thank you." Yasmin thanked the lady.

"Dear you are safe here. We talked to Ghost and he's more comfortable with you staying here with the team. All of your belongings will be here. We informed your mother on what's going on and she agreed that you need to stay here on the base with the team." Laswell explained to her.

"Oh." Was all Yasmin could say.

"Oh?" Laswell said out of her mouth.

"You called me sir?" Ethan asked.

"This is your doing isn't it?" He yelled at him.

"Yes and I am very sorry." Ethan said scared.

"I ain't gonna threaten you kid just don't do it again. You care about my daughter but you know calling Jackson up harmed her more than ever." Price told him.

Si 💕

Luv?

Si 💕

Please talk to me.

Si 💕

Don't do this luv.

Si 💕

Luv, please pick up.

Yasmin 💗

Yes?

Si 💕

Good you're awake.

Yasmin 💗

Literally just woke up.

Si 💕

Why do you sound so annoyed with me?

Yasmin 💗

I'm not annoyed. The kids just woke up looking for their dad.

Si 💕

I'm not far luv.

Yasmin 💗

Never said you were.

Si 💕

How many times does your dad have to remind me that I'm a dad?

Yasmin 💗

He does that a lot to his kids. More so his son-in-law's.

Si 💕

So his daughter-in-law's get a pass?

Yasmin 💗

None of my brothers are in a relationship anymore.

"So here's the plan, we need time get him to come to us, right? Then we use the strongest person there to distract him." Soap told his team.

"Negative." Simon said.

"We could use her to distract him. She works wonders on all men." Gaz said to his team.

"Negative." Simon said yet again.

"We need Cobra team here with us. They know more about this man than we do." Ghost told his team.

"She was apart of Cobra team though." Gaz said.

"Just because she was apart of Cobra team doesn't mean they are all still up for stuff like this." Soap told them.

"Boys you have to realize that this is his territory not yours. I know a lot about him more than you do. Gaz, Soap, you two will be on a team distracting the guards there. Price you and my captain will be on a team doing what you both do best. Everyone else will be doing something whatever the captain's say and as for Ghost you will be with me. Two snipers but he aims really good. I know you want him alive Price, but this is unfortunately not going to work. His men will haunt you down and kill you." Yasmin said to both teams.

"Good to hear from you, L.T." Cobra's captain said to her.

"Likewise." Yasmin told him.

"How's the married life going?" Her brother asked her.

"How's being dumb going?" Yasmin said to her brother annoyed.

"Don't start you two." Price told his grown children.

"Anyways mom misses you and wants you to come back home." Her brother said to his dad.

£

Simon

You're missing the point here.

Yasmin

What point am I missing? You not wanting me around you or you clearly avoiding me?

Simon

I'm not avoiding you at all. I have a job to do just like you do.

Yasmin

Y’know what Simon, I’m done arguing with you. You can enjoy life without me. I hate you and I don’t want you in my life anymore.

Simon

Luv, are you serious right now?

Yasmin

Never been the one to play with other’s feelings.

Simon

What are you implying?

Yasmin

I want you next to me. You just returned from a mission and we’re staying on bade because of shit that has a lot to deal with all of us.

Simon

So, you’re blaming me for everything?

Yasmin

Did I say I was? No.

Simon

Let’s talk this out later. I’m completely tired.

Yasmin

Sleep on the couch and leave me the hell alone.

(read @ 1:55pm)

£

Father Price

What’s going one with you and Simon?

Yasmin

Nothing you need to worry about.

Father Price

Talk to me.

Yasmin

He’s really getting deployed again?

Father Price

This is his job.

Yasmin

Unbelievable. You siding with him now?

Father Price

I’m not siding with anyone.

(read @ 2:30am)

£

Yasmine couldn’t sleep and she was spiraling. Her mother had her kids and she was far away. To say the least she grabbed her keys and left without a sound. She drove to the bar. She was only at the bar because she needed water to calm down. She left and she drive for hours and hours. She was low on gas so she drove to the gas station and put gas in her car. She didn’t want to go back to base so she snuck in her sister’s house. She instantly fell asleep on the couch.

Simon woke up looking for his wife. He couldn’t find her anywhere. Her phone along with half of her clothes was gone. She called her sister and she didn’t pick up due to the fact she hates his guts. Lizzie was very pissed at the fact that he was leaving his wife once again. There was a reason for Yasmin’s trouble’s. Price was pissed because he knew it was something more to Simon leaving. He walked into her room and the room was in shambles. She was in fact going crazy. He walked into the bathroom and something caught her eye. A pregnancy test. It was positive. Oh but there was more pregnancy tests and they were all positive. Price picked them all up and put them in his daughter’s memories box. Then he went back in the bathroom and saw her ring was there. The one Simon gave to her when they first dated. He was devastated. With everything going on he didn’t know if his daughter was truly okay.

Lizzie woke up to knocking on the door. She walked to the door and saw her dad standing there. She opened it and her dad looked really devastated. As a father he failed. He hated failing as a dad and he hated the outcome.

“I know your sister is here.” Price said devastated.

“She’s asleep, dad.” She said tiredly.

“You look tired, dad.” She said.

“I am.” He said while immediately face planting on the couch. He instantly fell asleep.

Yasmin woke up rushing to the bathroom. She knew her bladder was taking its course.

[dommelody]

hey guys its been a while ^^

lately I've became addicted to playing obey me so just decided to write some of my thoughts i mean pure and innocent ones lol just for a change XD and not me totally being a beel simp :") anways enjoy this fluff and wholesome story oh last thing if i find good respond to this one ill maybe make more of those lol enjoy then ^^

☆mc's favoritism☆

♡

It's another morning in the house of lamentation you woke up from your comfy bed opened the windows for some morning air-even tho there's no sun but for some air change-u did some stretching then u wore ur outfit for working out u get it right today ur goin to workout outdoors with beelzebub after he insisted frequently and even gave u some of his cheeseburgers as an exchange for doin morning workout with him although u told him that u will start after breakfast cause no way u ll be able to handle beel's workouts with an empty stomach and he agreed with big smile u went to the dining room

lucifer : "good morning Mc judging from ur outfit i take it that ur going to workout with beel ?"

"yep im starting to notice that i m gaining weight cause of someone lately "

beel with puppy eyes : "Mc did u not like it when i bring u food ? :"("

"NO I FUCKING LOVE IT PLEASE BRING MORE FROM NOW ON"

beel with a big innocent smile : "leave it to me Mc ^_^"

lucifer :" I see ,so because u cant go on a diet due to some indoors food delivery ur only hope is to exercise to lose weight well i dont think uve gained that much weight u look as beautiful as ever*smirk*

"thanks i guess hehe"

mammon : "Hey Mc i found a good place where u can sell stuff and u can gain alot of money there lets go after breakfast "

"oh sorry mammon I'm working out with beel after this"

mammon spaced out for a sec and then blushed : "huh u w-what ?///:

"mammon u perv u got it wrong we r going to exercise outdoors *sighs* even tho u see what im wearing ur still asking ??"

satan:" don't blame him Mc blame that stupid brain of his guess its just full of money thoughts too busy to think properly "

mammon :" WHAT DID YA SAY?IM UR OLDER BROTHER YA KNOW!"

satan:" OLDER BROTHER MY ASS AFTER YOU SOLD MY FREAKING UNDERWEAR TO SOME RANDOM BITCH U CALL URSELF MY OLDER BROTHER !!!STFU STUPID MAMMON"

asmo :"did u literally just go and steal satan's unwashed green underwear mammon u perv~"

satan:" AND HOW TF DID U KNOW ITS GREEN AND UNWASHED BRO THATS GROSS!"

asmo : " iyaa~ dont blame me this time i was PURELY going to wash my underwear then i saw u going out of there then saw it "

satan :"*sighs*AND WHY THE FUCK R U WASHING UR UNDERWEAR AT 3AM,oh wait please don't answer

beel :" Mc try this cake its so delicious :) "

"Thanks beel ^^"

beel :" about our workout i modified urs a little bit because i dont think u can keep up with my pase but for the jogging u have to keep up with me at least 10 rounds around the town *munch* *munch* "

""HUH ?! 10 ROUNDS AROUND THE TOWN BEEL R U TRYING TO KILL ME ?

beel :"Huh ? but ithink its too easy, for me i do about 20 so u can do it but if u reached ur limits don't worry ill carry u home on my back hehe ^^ oh and for the exercises we're going to do all of it together im so excited *excited beel noises *

as beel was eating with eyes sparkling with excitement u couldn't ignore his outstanding appearance beel was used to workout early in the morning so he just made an exception just for u ^^ however his body was aching for some exercising so he did some rope jumping and pushups just minutes before coming to the dining room so he was sweating while wearing a short sleeve black t shirt which were tight around his big chest and muscular arms with sweat dripping from his face reaching his sexy Adam's apple then going straight between his chest just the thought of this big muscular man being excited to workout with u makes u shiver

*simping mc noises (haha caught u bish)

then u try to reach the strawberries which were in front of beel he noticed u staring at strawberries so he picked some

beel :"Mc here , I'll feed u this :)"

"oh thanks beel ^^"

as u ate the strawberries from his hand u licked ur lips and then u felt everyone 's eyes on u as soon as u where about to speak beel licked some of the strawberries close to ur mouth

everyone:" STOP RIGHT THERE !"

as beel realised what he did he turned to a blushing mess cause of his gluttony he just licked it unconsciously

beel :" im sorry Mc i didnt mean to >\\~\\<"

mc simping noises again *touching his cheek :" i dont hate it love~"

then as soon as beel saw the smirk on ur face he was blushing even harder he stood up and hugged u tightly :" lets go Mc cant wait to start our workout /// "

everyone : "AS IF ILL LET U TWO GO ALONE!"

mammom : "I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE WORKING OUT IM GOING WITH U-"

beel :" but u never workout in the morni-"

mammon:" SHUDDUP!"

"how about going to the witch u sold satans underwear for and give it back to him that will be a good workout right?"

everyone laughed

Lucifer :"*cough* , recently i read that working out will lessen the stress and make u more productive so i think ill-"

"no luci not this time dont pretend that u didnt get a call from diavolo minutes ago to come after u finish breakfast asap"

everyone: "EVEN LUCIFER GOT REJECTED"

beel :" let's go mc :)"

" yea im coming ^^ "

everyone glaring at beel :" UNFAIR "

[purp-yam]

The World Engulfed Pt.2

The Tainted Ancients AU - purp-yam

CW: slight language, mentions of kidnapping, slight stalking,

Y/N - Gender Neutral

<< Part 1

"Light Enchantress-! Light Enchantress Cookie!" Cherry Licorice was panting out of breath and so was Milky Choco. "Whats going on?! Where's Reader Cookie?!" Sliced Pomegranate Cookie, a beautiful and graceful cookie, but don't be fooled, she is a swordswoman despite her wardrobe. "We...we don't know.. I think they've been kidnapped and it's all my fault, I was responsible for both Cherry and Reader Cookies." Sliced Pomegranate empathized with him to some degree. "Oh Milky Choco," The palm of her hand lightly touching his cheek. "We all make mistakes, though I can't imagine your pain." Milky Choco and Sliced Pomegranate share a kiss. Cherry Licorice cringed at the sight, "Go get a room or at least do that AFTER we find Reader Cookie!" "Yes, you're right, I apologize, Cherry Licorice Cookie."

Soon after their conversation, Light Enchantress Cookie with all her grace and beauty entered into their conversation. "A-ah! Light Enchantress! You heed my call!" "Indeed I have..What is ever the matter, dear Cherry Licorice Cookie?" He stammered around with his words until Light Enchantress Cookie reassured him to relax. "What I was going to say is that..we lost Reader Cookie! What shall we do Light Enchantress?!" She took a long pause, "Come with me, all of you. I will need all of you to bring them back home." "So, you're making all of us go on this (possibly) dangerous mission even though Healer Mushroom Cookie is a literal child who barely knows how to use his healing ability?!" Light Enchantress only smiled at her complaint, that very smile that filled everyone with hope. "Now, there's no time for dilly dally, get ready cause tonight we're rescuing our dear friend Reader Cookie!"

In the meantime. . .

You, Reader Cookie wake up in a luxurious room, with you placed in a king sized bed (ooh comfy). You try to move but your arms and legs are tied up in a very vulnerable position much to your dismay. Embarrassing... ass up and face down just your luck. "Shit! I should've listened to him but instead my dumbass self had to go off somewhere.." You were cursing to yourself until you heard quiet mumbles outside of the room you were in. It was the Tainted Ancients or The Rulers of Darkness as they call themselves. They were the complete opposite of Light Enchantress Cookie and her group, they do nothing but enslave the poor cookies under their rule to make statues or anything that can be implemented in their image and for little reward. Usually a small amount of food that could barely feed a child.

The door creaks open and a tall majestic figure looms over you with a sickly sweet smile, it was Tainted Vanilla Cookie. "Ah you're finally awake my dear, Reader Cookie! You must be asking 'Oh my goodness! How do you know my name?' It's simple, I have been following your little rebellion for quite awhile now and I must say, you are the most interesting of the bunch." You stayed silent out of sheer shock. "Hmm, not much of a talker I see? Well, it's not everyday that you get to see your righteous and most famed king of Earthbread right in front of you!" The way he boosted his own ego, bleh gross. You kind of knew what type of cookie he was. A perverted, evil cookie with no good intentions in mind.

"Wh-what's your deal? Like..you do all of these evil things to my people that live in your kingdom! They have no where else to go and you take advantage of that!"

"Are you critiquing my kingly ways?! The gall! Shame! Shame on you!" For a king he sure is immature. You only snickered at him, "You're such a child!-" "You better shut your mouth or I'll put something in it, you bitch!" He made you face him, "Say something else I dare you, motherfucker!" You just looked at him, his eyes gave you chills. He takes a deep breath and gently stroked your back as if you were his pet. "Ahh..Reader Cookie, oh how you make me so mad. It reminds me of a certain cookie, hmm.. what was her name? Oh yes, Light Enchantress Cookie! She was such a pain to deal with!" "You..you know Light Enchantress Cookie? H-how? She's secluded herself for years!"

He glared at you, "Oh? Has she not told you about her past? Well she used to be Wilted Lily Cookie but, she had a change of heart. You see Wilted Lily Cookie was the most powerful of all of us Ancients (well used to). Now she's trying to save this world full of pathetic cookies such as herself."

"No! Don't say that! She is not pathetic, she was never Wilted Lily Cookie, y-you're just trying to get into my head! She would've told me!"

He only chuckles, as he gets closer and closer to your face. "Thats the thing between me and you. You know NOTHING about her than I do." He slowly retreats and calls for his other fellow Ancients to enter the room. "Ahahahah! You weren't kidding when you said you caught one of Light Enchantress' little workers!" Poison Hollyberry Cookie came bursting in with such volume! She looked rough and dangerous with spikes all over her armor and shield. "Hmm...Another weakling, how pitiful." The thundering voice of Burnt Cocao Cookie, the cold stone king of the Cocao Kingdom, the one who slays his own children in order to keep the thrown, except for one child. "Do you want me to execute them, Tainted Vanilla Cookie?" "What no! This is entertainment of course, why would Tainted Vanilla waste such an opportunity?" And the last of them, Moldy Cheese Cookie, (yuck!) she's as rotten as the rest of them except she has a bit of a bird brain (pun intended). "Why, you are correct Moldy Cheese Cookie! We're gonna do something worse than death itself." "Oooooh! Hahahah! I like the sound of that!"

You gulped as they went closer to you and...untied you? Huh? "What..the..you're letting me go..?"

"PSHHH!! AHAHAHAH! AREN'T YOU FUNNY? Of course not! We're gonna play a little game of Cat and Mouse! Be gracious that we'll let you get a 30 second headstart! Now go, run as fast as you can! 1.. 2 .. 3.. 4...."

You ran, and ran fast, fearing what would happen to you if they caught you..no you can't think of that now. Just run home no matter what, imagining the sorrow and relief of your co-workers especially Light Enchantress Cookie. "..30! HAHAHAH! Reader Cookie, you've better ran fast and far cause we're COMING!!

You were crying your ass off while you ran. Your legs ached but you still ran, you wanted to go home. "I found you~!" "Fuck, fuck , fuck!" Adrenaline reaching an all time high as you ran faster than you ever did in your life!

Back with the gang . . .

Light Enchantress and her group of heroes make progress with tracking where you were held captive. "Very good, Cherry Licorice Cookie! We have made great progress!" "Why thank you, your grace heheh.." There was an awkward silence until Healer Mushroom Cookie tugged on Light Enchantress' arm. "Erm..Momma Light Enchantress what are we doing again?" He was always clueless and forgetful well he was a child after all, still learning their healing magic, though he has gotten a little better at it. Sliced Pomegranate complained once again. "No offense, Light Enchantress Cookie but I told you this was a bad idea-" "Do not doubt her ways Sliced Pomegranate Cookie, she has a way with everything that comes around. Do you rather Reader Cookie endure possible suffering in captivity? No? Then lets get on with it." Fudge Icecream was and still is a flamboyant and eccentric cookie showing cleverness from time to time. He was even the reason why Milky Choco Cookie is still alive today, saving him from his father.

A loud scream could be heard just beyond the horizon, "It's Reader Cookie's voice! We must hurry before anything terrible happens to them!" "Yes most definitely!" As they reached closer, you're screams were louder until you ran into them and cried happily hugging Light Enchantress Cookie. You were a mess but you didn't care, you were just glad you've found your family, your friends...you were so happy to see them, and they were so happy to see you. You were finally safe..or are you?

"Reader Cookie! You are having a stern talking to when we get home but..im so glad you're safe." Milky Choco gave you a big bear hug and swung you around. "Yaay!..can we go home now?" "Nuh uh uh! Not so fast! The fun was just beginning, why do always have to ruin EVERYTHING, Light Enchantress Cookie!" The Tainted Ancients blocked their path in every direction.

"You're not leaving without a fight, especially you, son.." Burnt Cocao pointed at Milky Choco Cookie, the lucky survivor of his father's wrath. "AHAHAH! I haven't been in a battle in quite awhile! This'll be fun!" "Awwh damn..get ready guys cause this is gonna be one hell of a fight!

TO BE CONTINUED >>>>

Writer's note - I kinda rushed this cause I have school but I did have fun writing this! Thank you for your time♡

[spicy-lefaiye]

ok last post for now before i go be social or whatever

but anyway.

below the cut are some nsfw notes for my oc roach--specifically, their first time having sex.

CONTENT WARNINGS: dubious consent (what happens is consensual but vulture makes no attempt to make sure roach is comfortable and enjoying the act), objectification, a toxic ass dude who doesn't respect his partner's personhood, and a brief glimpse of roach's body image issues

--

- roach and vulture's first time having sex is the day he paints the wings on their back. even tho their name isn't *roach* at that point, i'll still call them that. (the scene as i wrote it originally is already meant to be really tender and sensual even with the red flags vulture is constantly giving off, so it's not a stretch that this is their first time.)

- when vulture is satisfied with the painting he just made, he directs roach to continue lying on the bed, letting the paint dry on their skin. they do so, and they're comfy so it's not really a problem for them. they rest their head on their folded arms and start to doze, not really paying much attention as he starts putting his paints away.

- after a few minutes, vulture puts his hands on roach's hips, rubbing calloused fingers over the soft skin. he's careful not to smudge the still-drying paint, but he starts slowly moving his hands up their body, reverently touching every part they can. roach shudders a bit and stirs at his touch, and he murmurs, "no, no, stay still, little bird." leaning down to press a kiss to the back of their neck as he does. "let me admire you."

- so roach tries their best to stay still as vulture runs his fingers over their ribs, sliding down under them near their breasts, then up around to their bony shoulders, dipping down to their neck. then, his fingers move back down their body, to the shorts they're wearing, and he rests his hands on their ass, squeezing and kneading it. they can't help but squirm a little, so he reminds them to stay still. they're a work of art, and he's admiring his creation.

- he keeps going, slowly pulling their briefs down to feel more of their skin, grinning to himself at their soft, muffled whimpering even as he tells them to be quiet. roach puts a hand over their mouth as he moves *his* hands between their legs, stroking between their folds and spreading their ass to better look at them. they feel exposed in a way they never have before, but they don't want him to stop. ~~(do they?)~~

- skipping forward a bit, vulture doesn't prepare them super thoroughly, but he does make sure that they're *dripping* by the time he actually gets his dick out. roach hasn't seen his dick, so they don't have really a frame of reference here, but it *feels* big as he rests it against their ass. they start to sit up and turn their head, and he reminds them once again to stay still.

- for a bit, vulture just shallowly ruts against them, using their own slick to lube himself up as he slides between their ass cheeks. (probably makes some kind of snide comment about wishing they had *more* ass for him to play with, but like all of his backhanded comments about their appearance, he frames it in a way that makes them a lil upset that he's disappointed in them.)

- eventually, though, he pushes inside them, and again. this bitch did not really thoroughly prep them before doing this, so it's a *tight* squeeze and it *hurts*. but roach grits their teeth and stays quiet. vulture does give them a bit of time to adjust and keeps his thrusts pretty shallow and slow, but it takes a *while* before any of it really starts feeling pleasurable to them. vulture just leans over roach, pressing his face into their neck and holding their arms down while he rocks into them.

- finally, vulture stills his hips and cums with a grunt, biting down on the side of their neck as he does so. roach grimaces and squirms a little as they realize he *definitely* didn't have a condom on or anything, and it feels *gross* having his cum inside them. even grosser as he pulls out and it starts leaking out of them, and he reaches down to rub it into their slick folds.

- roach definitely didn't cum, but they don't have much of a frame of reference here so that's not registering to them as a problem. vulture leans back down to press more kisses to their neck, over the bitemark he left, and they ask, "... couldn't you have grabbed a condom?" and vulture stills, and they feel a bit of a spike of nerves as they realize that he's irritated they asked.

- "you're on birth control, right?" he says. roach nods, and he makes an approving sound as he kisses their neck again. "then it's fine. now, be quiet, sweetheart, and let me enjoy the masterpiece i've made you."