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nokmietarchive · 6 months

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I also compiled the ROTTMNT: Wedding Crashers clips. I tried to prioritize better quality so it's a little all over the place. This is just for media archival purposes. If anyone has any cleaner or additional clips let me know and I'll be happy to throw them in!

#wedding crashers #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #storyboards #rottmnt storyboards #videos #media archival #theres an additional clip of the church getting blasted around i couldnt find the place for..most likely as the ghost couple kicks raphs as #considering how eps are usually like less than 10 minutes this is a majority of the ep right here #i feel like the worlds worst taxidermiest #so fucked up we didnt get to see ghost pepper cook shes awesome

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mywinepal · 1 year

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Sparkling Wine Suggestions for New Year's Eve

Sparkling Wine Suggestions for New Year's Eve #NYE2023 #bcwine #bcvqa #cava #prosecco @BlueMtnWinery @TIMEWines @HesterCreek @ChurchStateWine @seguraviudas @mionetto_

New Year’s Eve is just around the corner. Have you purchased your sparkling wines to celebrate? Here are some sparkling wines I enjoyed this year that you may want to consider buying. Some BC sparklers are only available at the winery, but the foreign bottles should all be available at BC Liquor stores. Cheers! My Sparkling Wine Suggestions BC Wine Blue Mountain Vineyards and Cellars Gold…

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yarrowdraws · 7 months

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something possessed me this week and I wanted to make posters lol anyways these are supposed to be in-universe posters that the characters would make

#disco elysium #egghead #poster #mazovian #inframaterialism #augh im not a hundred percent satisfied with the church one but it is what it is #me when im done with something: *blasts it with a million effects and textures* hehe

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ingravinoveritas · 7 months

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First during my flight on Tuesday, then tonight on the wine list at the restaurant I went to for dinner. Now both Michael and David are following me, damn it...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #okay but can we talk about how Good Omens coded this is #'7 Deadly Sins' and then 'Blasted Church Big Bang' right above it #i'm having 1940s flashbacks here #michael sheen stop following me challenge #good omens is everywhere #lolz #personal post #good times

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solarpunkani · 9 months

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Ok fuck it you know something I've never really quite understood about part of the Leftist vs Liberals debate on voting.

So so so many people act like its either-or. Like you're either dedicating your entire life to voting and promoting politicians and phone banking or whatever, or you're a True Rebel waiting for The Uprising to Come and Solve Everything.

But like. In my experience. Me voting is just me kinda go 'which person seems kinda good? Which one at least sucks the least? ok lemme go vote.' and then its anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour tops of my life. And I still have plenty of time to do Stuff and participate in Conversations about Other Important Things. And also you can admit and acknowledge and understand that the system As Is kinda sorta really sucks ass, but also still admit and acknowledge and understand that at this current point in time we are still living in the suckass system and do something to alleviate the suckass At Least A Little while also working to bolster/create/advocate for Other Systems.

I guess just like. it's not a black or white thing. Between 'top 500 volunteers for a specific politician/voting office/etc' and 'absolutely positively not voting at all' there is a gray area called 'vote and then just do other stuff'.

#out of queue #ani rambles #ani rant #now hang on its time to acknowledge my Privilege(TM)#the first few times I ever voted for anything I was in college and the student center was a voting center #so asides from waiting in a long (~30 minute tops bc early vote) line to get in I didn't have to do a big drive or anything #and at my house there's a voting center thats a like 5 minute drive from my place or a 10 minute drive depending on what election it is #and im ablebodied and have a open (read: jobless) schedule so I can Just Go for the most part #i live in a City so there's probs lots of voting centers at churches and libraries and all across town too #but like. some people act like people saying Hey Go Vote Plz are screaming like #'if you don't donate 200 dollars and 4+ weeks of your time to canvassing and calling and volunteering you are RUINING AMERICA'#when at least from what I've seen its just like. 'can you maybe go fill in a bubble on a Scantron so people like me don't Die Faster.'#also there's early voting and mail-in voting and all that jazz like yeah the current system makes it harder to vote but theres still W AYS #you don't gotta pull up at 6am on Election Day Tuesday yknow?#if i get blasted for this remember as I was: happy and rambling at 3am about greenhouses and solarpunk stuff #plz be nice i beg k bye

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satsuha · 3 months

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suggestive temehikas

#satsuhart #temehika #octo2 #suggestive #<- ill use this tag from now on bc it was a little scattered before #also it seems like i cant say n5fw or tumblr will blast my post from the search pages #anyway i cant stop thinking about something a mutual said:#'a man of the church and a soldier together they are the most sexually repressed people among the population'#anyway you guys are lucky im so bad at drawing things sexily so i cant make the first image look worse #i have a feeling tumblr's gonna silence me anyway bc of these tags

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dandelion-idk · 1 year

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Just like an adventurer that shares to the world their treasures, I'm going to share with the world my favorite cuttletavio tweets that I found while scavenging, just so you don't have to go to that site unnecessarily.

#I could keep going but I don't want to be there more than i have to #my absolute favorites are la guerre; queen of england and cuttlesphere #I can't deny we are very funny no matter the site #ah yes let's all go to cuttletavio church. We have a statue of Craig crucified and we blast octavio's music through the speakers

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harbingersecho · 1 year

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the original blues ig (if church + tex were human)??

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sneet-snart · 17 days

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apparently there’s etiquette to taking communion and you’re not supposed to just slam it back like your fifth shot of the night

#Went to church for the first time.#Had a blast.#Got laughed at.#‘This is the most fun I’ve had in weeks :D’ -me ‘ARE YOU OK?!?!’ -concerned friend

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moregraceful · 6 months

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Sharks better be showering this man is kisses I swear to god

#or i'll do it. since yall are cowards #happy cuda hockey is for everyone night to all who celebrate #personally i just talked someone through a gender crisis at church so i need to say something stupid before i explode #wish mackenzie would explode in m- [continuous caltrain horn blast]#my birthday playlist is soooo good this year #i can't share it until my birthday (monday) but it's so good!!#it is not a cry for help. don't put in the papers that it is a cry for help #but i think it does very much capture a year that was hmm. chaotic at best #nightmarish at worst #i think today after i clean out my car and clean my bedroom i am gonna make a list of things i am proud of myself for doing this year #usually i try to make a list of positive things that happened in my life when i'm down but that's hard when i think abt this year #but there's a lot of stuff i did that i'm proud of #i did things this year to be proud of #i did a lot to be proud of!!!!#fresno oilers.txt #but for real. sharks r cowards. kiss this man with tongue or meet me on the battlefield (sap center parking lot)

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ectonurites · 6 months

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having really good hearing sucks sometimes because there are too many sounds and i feel like i need to explode and kill everyone

#this is a problem i frequently run into where. my mom's bf is playing guitar and singing—something tht is not a bad action to do #but i need to do work on a video project that like. requires syncing audio. so i need to be able to hear Just That Audio but unless i'm #fucking blasting it in my headphones to the point it hurts i can still hear him in the background and it's . ghghghghghghghghghghgh #i need. better headphones.#grandpa max is god? i go to church now

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dutybcrne · 2 months

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Thunderings are happening, my brain has funneled off into hcs mode

#//Aka; guess who am I gonna ramble on abt rn lol #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#hc; kaeya #//That's right; babes!#//Anywho; Kae is NOT a fan of thunder #//If it's not tales of the Electro Archon from his father; then it's the circumstances in which they'd parted #//The moment the storm rolled in; he was terrified esp of the sound and ran himself ragged trying to find a place to escape it #//Damn near ran himself off a cliff had a strike of lightning not made him stumble back from it #//Managed to find his way to the winery where he hid for a bit before Tunner found him and Crepus managed to persuade him to stay #//After damn near running the man winded bc he thought he was trying to chase him off or worse #//The fear lingered and festered more the longer he stayed in the Land of the Anemo Archon; out of guilt for 'deceiving' the Ragnvindrs #//For letting him stay there; for not telling them why he was here. Grew up half expecting to get Smote or smth at any time #//Esp whenever Luc dragged him into mischief or he went to the Church with them for whatever reason #//Mostly the former; but bc it was Luc asking him to clown; he didn't mind the 'potential risk'#//Even as a knight; he tended to get extremely skittish and quicker-tempered when it came to patrol during storms. Still does #//Tho at that time; thinly veiling the fact that he very much felt like a cornered animal every time he had to go and couldn't get out of i #//Esp if Luc was the one who asked him to come with; bc like before; he really didn't ever want nor like to say no to him #//The aversion got worse bc thundered the night of his Confrontation with Diluc too; absolutely increased how much he hated it #//His aversion tends to manifest in a drop in temperatures or frost formation; as well as him pausing and quickly glancing about #//As if he's half expecting a threat of some sort; really he's quickly locating things to distract himself with #//If he's with a trusted person; he'll tend to wordlessly press against their side; then either brush it off like he just wanted to #//Or mutter a quick 'thunder' and Not Elaborate whatsoever. Either they get it or they don't #//He WILL get annoyed if he's teased about it. And it will take him AWHILE before he lets the person comfort him during bc of it #//Bc from that point; he will assume it's done mockingly or bc they feel they HAVE to; and he hates that #//If they let him be or even support him more instead; he will make a passing mention abt how much he hates thunder to start cuing them in #//They just gotta show they are a Safe person--bonus is this opens up a LOT of doors when it comes to trust later #//It doesn't help that he already hates dealing with loud sounds as is; even the blasts from Klee Jumpy Dumpties set him on edge #//But the bad memories he has to thunder make it the worse by far to him

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biolums · 3 months

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obsessed with my prof having to give us a rundown on marxism bc its genuinely just not taught here. bro really sounded like he was missing the uk when he was saying how the left leaning people here are only ever liberals while theyre more often leftist in the uk

#😭😭😭#i was having a blast tbh #there was a girl in class that got upset when i said that the character in the poem was experiencing false consciousness with religion #me and the prof: well this is a communist writer and she clearly means to show that the character is kept in poverty by religion and doesnt #question her status because of religion #and she was like :( but i think she knew and was using it to feel better about her position #me and the prof: 😶#like girl im sorry no offense but thats still false consciousness #also the poem literally says she gives all her money to the church so its literally part of the reason shes poor #furthering the idea that the ideology of the church (ie give 10% of ur income) is inherently causing false consciousness #jace.txt

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magnatrash · 4 months

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Second day of my coworker listening to music WITHOUT HEADPHONES inside the office

#He sits right next to me #I'm gonna blast my music next #Put something real satanic of to sacre the living shit out of this church boy #Teeth.txt

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crazy-maracuya · 2 months

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Im gonna do whats called an Euripides move

#spin the tale around for so many stories of the bible and yet still follow the plot just to mess with people's heads:#On blast rn (most of these are tragedies):#A tragic love story betweeen Absalom and Mephiboshet #Another tragedy of Neptolemous becoming sympathetic and regretful of the things he has done in war only to get killed by his actions #The tiny story of Abbadon and Azrael witnessing the beginnings o the heavenly war and the end of time in the rapture.#Another short story of Satan forgetting his angelic name (symbolism) and trying to find Michael to help him remember.#Another short story of Gabriel falling in love with Michael and asking Miriam for help about human feelings.#Testament of Solomon rewrite where he keeps talking with the demons about their pasts and just shenanigangs #Uriel's adventures in deep space and the many extraterrestrial beings that appear. (I literally want to get a biology degree for this)#Mary Magdalene. Virgin Mary and John's lives after the death of Jesus.#The women in ministry in the early church.#Cain and Abel's story from the point of view of the older sister and Cain's wife.#Deborah's story #Job's journey through so much more becuase I love this man he is so cool.#Paul's life story and his corresponding love with Jesus.#A divine comedy inspired story but with essence of all the abrahamic religions being combined witouth answering which one is actually real #(not just the three main ones but like also as many others as I can place of the abrahamic tree)#and ummmmmmmmmm..... wait theres too muvh ill run out of tag spaceeeee

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hussyknee · 2 years

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I saw someone saying that 2012–2017 felt a lot longer than 2017–2022 and holy fuck they're right.

Probably because 2020–2022 has felt like one long never-ending year and it's still not over.

#i am so tired #want the sweet release of death #it's not just that. all of our support systems have broken down completely by now #for Sri Lankans it started in 2019 with the Easter Sunday bomb blasts that took out 3 major hotels and 3 churches #then covid in 2020–2021 #the economic crisis building at the end of 2021 #the protests consuming the whole country between February–July #then everything going to shit with Ranil's clown government #I went suicidal three times this year and only nursing Garfield saved me #and then he died and Ive been in a fugue for the last month and a half #nothing matters and everything feels futile #oh yeah you guys only got rid of Trump at the end of 2020 #It feels like 4 years already lol #wtf news #knee of huss

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