#wedding crashers

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was friends with Zendaya while she was going through the plot of the Challengers movie, and while she sometimes pops up going through it, I was busy going true my own competition but not in tennis. I was entertained in a badminton tournament with various players and at some point we crashed a wedding in tennis and badminton clothes.

[nokmietarchive]

I also compiled the ROTTMNT: Wedding Crashers clips. I tried to prioritize better quality so it's a little all over the place. This is just for media archival purposes. If anyone has any cleaner or additional clips let me know and I'll be happy to throw them in!

[meep-meep-richie]

'' Just living the dream. ''

[weird-little-book-lover]

Artist: MCU Portal

[gmzriver]

Rachel McAdams as Claire Cleary in "Wedding Crashers" icons

like if you save or use

[glassrtz]

wedding crashers 💐

[wolfpup026]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Thanks @mirilyawrites for the tag!

Sharing some old unfinished/unposted stuff this week.

Here's a study from The Haunting that I didn't finish, idk how to render teeth and I couldn't decide if it looked weird.

And here's some studies from Wedding Crashers, I was going to post these but then decided something about the likeness was off and I didn't know how to fix it.

No pressure tags: @primewritessmut, @lgwilt, @insert-witty-user-name-here, @in-my-loki-feels

[drama-glob]

I love there are videos circling around right now that follow up this moment with “Holding Out For a Hero” as Millie kills all the shark demons. ;) This moment did have me cackling pretty hard though. XD XD XD

[thebardisabird]

Okay okay, I love this?! I have to make it a headcanon post though because I feel like a written out scenario would be chaotic and a little too hard to follow, so I hope that's okay! MATSUS CRASH A WEDDING LET'S GOOO, under the cut:

Leave it to Osomatsu to overhear some dude spill the details on his wedding at his bachelor party and make plans to crash the thing. Rounding up the buys, all six of them slip into the wedding venue unnoticed. Well none of them were invited, so wtf are they doing at this wedding?! Osomatsu

Immediately hits on the bridesmaids - he figures at least a few of them might be single and at least one is willing to have a one night stand, right? Right?! 

When that doesn’t work, it’s off to the bar (if there is one) to knock back whatever they’ve got. If there’s nothing to drink, he’ll move on to shooting his shot with cousins or even a widowed aunt if she’s halfway decent 

Ends up locking himself out of the venue at one point and has to literally climb the building to get back in (almost falls off twice on the way up).

Karamatsu 

Yes he brought his guitar, yes his suit is blue and yes he attempts to play Sugar by Maroon 5 because he saw the music video and thought that was a genius thing to do for a wedding.

Tanks the wine and cheese available for the guests and does his very best to strike conversation with whoever is nearby, swishing his glass as he does. 

Accidentally spills his drink on the bride and immediately runs off to the bathroom to hide for a half hour so that he can be sure no one saw or suspects him.

Choromatsu

Has to corral his brothers for the most part and that’s why he’s here - or at least that’s what tells himself as he partakes in some of the pastries at the finger food buffet.

Does actually end up screaming at Osomatsu and apologizing to a number of women for his crassness. 

Bumps into one of the server girls by accident and she ends up dropping a bunch of silverware. He freaks out in a string of apologies and dips down to help her; the two share a movie moment as they kind of connect through eye contact, but that is instantly ruined by Osomatsu attempting to drunkenly play leapfrog with him. The server girl is never seen again after that. 

Ichimatsu 

Has dipped his fingers in the wedding cake more than once because he’s astounded about how delicious the frosting is. 

Very much stands off in the corner otherwise, it’s already loud and crowded enough and he doesn’t want any part of it.

Alternatively, he ends up in the kitchen with the venue culinary staff, standing in for the head chef. He’s barking orders and cooking up a storm in his white coat - very much Gordon Ramsay style.

Jyushimatsu 

You’ll probably find him amongst the children at first, running around and playing tag or hide and seek. 

At one point ends up in the dance circle only for everyone to give him very weird looks at first because they have no idea who he is.

But as soon as he starts breakdancing and ends the routine with a headspin, the wedding guests go absolutely NUTS with cheers.

Todomatsu

Is ALSO talking to the bridesmaids, but unlike his older brother, is super chill about it. 

Almost gets the opportunity to ask one of them out on a date until both Osomatsu and Choromatsu smack his phone into a cup of water, to which Todomatsu immediately has a meltdown.

Sits in the corner sobbing with his poor cell in a bowl of rice for the remainder of the reception.

[amagnificentobsession]

Started a new read. Imagine my surprise when I looked up the author, Erasmus Fry. @the-metatron you’re not fooling anyone.

https://daily.jstor.org/from-the-belly-of-a-goat-to-the-mouth-of-a-king/

@docdust @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @bil-daddy @shutanictemple

I’m worried we may have a problem headed towards our goats. And our problem certainly isn’t with Morpheus. He hates this man as well.

[staybeautifulmp3]

i think owen wilson and vince vaugn should have ended up together at the end of wedding crashers. the whole time they were searching for something they could only find in each other

[meep-meep-richie]

❛ 𝘪 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴? ❜

Owen Wilson || Obsessed

thanks to @mobius-m-mobius for the inspo

[addictivecontradiction]

Wedding crashers, 2005

[haveyouseenthisromcom]

[mensuited]

[autism-industrial-complex]

My friend got stung by a bee and I am incapable of empathy