#Brick wall moments

[teethbomb]

to tired to make a comic strip here’s what happened to me

<I am petting cat on the head

<mother walks by

<pats me on the head

<I inform her I am not a cat

<she walks away but goes “mhm!”

<sister behind me chimes in

<“if you don’t want to be treated like a cat stop acting like one.”

<what. <what does that mean.

<“you know damn well what it means”

<I do not. what.

[neuxue]

me: *slaps roof of sentence* this bad boy can fit so many subordinate clauses in it!

sentence in question: *collapses at the slightest touch like a fucking jenga tower, adverbs clattering down all over the floor, nouns lying broken and bleeding, impaled on verbs they were never meant to touch,*

[spaciebabie]

honestly bro I think the funniest thing Abt being autistic is that I can't tell when people are trying ta be friends with me it just like doesn't click. ppl will all of the sudden start talking ta me and I'll be like, "hm why is this person talking ta me so much all of the sudden do they want something I mean I guess I'll go along with it"

[raskalzz]

GENJIGRATION?!?! CAN TOI EVENE BELIEVE THAF?!?!? SEPERATE THE GENJIS!!

[bookwyrminspiration]

every day I wake up and it’s me vs my own plot that I created myself. and the plot is winning

[3d10fire-damage]

man, y’all remember that time when ruby said to sapphire “you know what’s nice about being split up? i get to look at you.” all smooth and shit? iconic

[bluiex]

"You can do Anything with an AXE! but this was not expected…"

Scar was roaming around trying to find his friends but was not looking where he was walking and fell into a hole.

Scar opened his eyes feeling dizzy and feeling liquid from his head. Scar tried to move his right hand but couldn't, he still tried pulling his hand but let out a noise of pain instead.

Scar looked where his hand was, and his eyes widened slightly. his hand was stuck with a heavy rock over his hand and the worst thing is that he didn't bring any tools.

Scar realized that his hand was not the only the trapped it was his left leg too and Scar sweared he felt his leg's skin peeling off.

Scar then saw a figure in front of him he tried to make out who it was but he kept on closing his eyes due to the pain.

"Oh lookie! who got stuck" said a familiar voice with a laugh. "G?" asked Scar "Yes dear~," said Grian in a flirty way. "Could you get me out? please.." asked Scar with a pleading face.

"Fine…" said Grian in a disappointed tone before taking out an axe and giving it to Scar. "Grian this is an axe…" said Scar when he grabbed the weapon.

"oops! sorry I don't have a pickaxe I broke it a few minutes ago!" said Grian this time in a serious tone. Scar smiled through the pain acting like he was not in pain so Grian won't be worried. But his skin was definitely peeling off.

"ugh! I should have made another one just in case!" yelled Grian to himself. "Maybe the other hermits might have one," said Grian as he flew away. Scar couldn't wait anymore the pain was much worse than before, Scar looked at the Axe which was on the floor. Scar took the Axe and started to break the blocks. -A few minutes later- "So you're telling me that Scar got stuck in that hole? why do we even make these holes..." said Tango, Grian nodded Tango sighed before going into the hole. Grian waited patiently but instead of tango and scar coming up he heard a loud scream which sounded like tango. Grian started panicking but went into the hole to make sure Tango and Scar were safe. when Grian reached he saw Tango shaking and his eyes widened, Grian looked where Tango was looking, and Grian became shocked and was feeling like vomiting. What Tango and Grian saw had traumatized them for life.... Scar was sitting down but he wasn't stuck anymore he was holding the Axe Grian had given him but the Axe was covered with blood. And Scar's hand and leg were not there. "I-I couldn't h-handle t-the p-pain..." cried Scar but still had a smile on his face as he dropped the Axe onto the floor. Both Tango and Grian called Xisuma to help, When Xisuma came he hugged Scar and tried to calm down Scar before starting to heal him. Grian had the bloody Axe with him he took it and threw it into the lava. He and Tango could never see an Axe the same way ever. Xisuma opened a book and wrote down something, So he wouldn't forget What an AXE can do.. "You can do Anything with an AXE! but this was not expected…" - XisumaVoid

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[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

im thinking of that one incorrect quote that's like. "person c: omg give me all the details! person a: oh my god and he kissed me and like his hands were in my hair--" versus "person d: was there tongue. person b: yea person d: nice" and like. you'd THINK ted would be the first one and trent the second but actually i think it would be like

trent, in full lovestruck dork mode: [fully ready to spill All The Details to colin or keeley or his ex wife or whoever you want it to be in this case; he is ready to start doing Full Body Autism Wiggles]

(meanwhile)

beard: was there tongue

ted: yea

beard: nice

[straydogged]

hmm! oh no!

[rewatchingspn]

hmm... night shifter (2x12) is another example of dean being really quick to connect to other characters, always forming a strong relationship, whether positive or negative (in this case, with ronald, who trusts him easily because dean chooses not to lie to him in an effort to befriend him).

on the other end, it's another example of sam's lacking people skills and how he's perpetually isolated in episodes in contrast to how dean's character is handled—sam chooses the tough guy route this ep (dean's even slightly off-put by how well he plays a fed in reprimanding ronald and confiscating his copies of the security footage), losing ronald's trust and making a poor impression on the other hostages almost immediately.

even further, with this being another appearance of henriksen, he only ever speaks to dean, and treats sam almost as... an accessory to him? it's weird on another watch through, after so many years, how clear it becomes that sam is almost never given any opportunity to connect, except for with antagonists. i almost wish they'd let him go fully darksided for a bit—he plays evil really well, and i feel like it would've helped him feel more complete and complex, whereas leaving him without connections for the first two seasons sort of put him on an island, and it makes him harder to enjoy. i understand better why i (and others) often gravitated towards dean—it feels like the writers did too, a lot of the time, and neglected sam's relationships often.

[little-shiny-sharpies]

Man the more I learn about WoW lore the more I’m pissed Varian is dead. That dude single handedly carried my respect for the Alliance on his back, he was a badass, a good dad, and a kickass king. In this house Varian is still alive and currently looking for his son. Again.

[sigilmint]

(this isn't a call-out, just a personal post) I'm done trying to befriend anyone who has ever been part of the la cosplay scene lol. twice over I've seen people from that group be revealed to be racist, elitist assholes who are allergic to apologies. so when other people in that sphere treat people outside of it with cold indifference... idk it doesn't speak well! I'm sorry if I ever made anyone uncomfortable by extending the hand of friendship bc we had a lot of interests in common and used to be in pretty close proximity/attended the same events. I will not be extending that hand any longer.

[subsequentibis]

[strangled sounds of absolute incandescent rage hidden by a tightly stretched customer service smile]

[munamania]

something that makes me feel guilty is the fact that seeing that persons face rn literally makes me angry. they walked into class and i nearly winced. and in all fairness they were quite kind to me. outside of the several kind of odd red flags. girl whatever. to be quite frank i am a horny bastard and vocal proud etc but few people interest me enough to actually want to hang out with and get to know And i have deep seated intimacy issues so it's like. we really dont have a shot unless the circumstances r exactly right on a full moon perfect thursday of a month etc like. well and tbh i probably would have fucked around with this person but i dont... care... about some big relationship w them.. and i know i could be a relationship girl like eventually i have it in me to have a muse that's what im built for i think idc but not rn... rn i need to hang out with my friends and do my film stuff and have people that maybe wanna make out sometimes is that so much to ask for. for a lesbian at a bar to want to make out perhaps. ** for there to be lesbians at the bars to potentially make out with.

[pussy-ache]

i probably shouldn’t read about bpd before bed

[weepylucifer]

Harry: Wow, Kim is so cool and mysterious... I wonder what is going on in his mind...

Kim’s mind: