As soon as the title of this musical was revealed, I thought, “Just like Fire Emblem…” and I have struggled to sift through the Three Houses tag ever since :P
[image ID: the cover art of Fire Emblem: Three Houses, edited so that it says DAVE MALLOY’S THREE HOUSES. Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude’s faces have been replaced with Margot Siebert, JD Mollison, and Mia Pak respectively (photos taken from their headshots on the Signature Theatre website), while the two Byleths have been replaced with full body shots of Ching Valdes-Aran and Henry Stram (images from photos taken on the set of Three Houses). End image ID.]
Jumpin' Jehosaphat, but if you two are not the biggest pair of bunnies I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a carrot patch? When you robbed carrot patches, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.