#CLEORRRR

[lampyri]

everybody say hi to cleorrrr

[vixxensvoid]

When the sprinklers turn on and the water gets on you and you become a mermaid

[pnuk-r0ck]

Okay but Cleo’s music video is actually super good and she looks so good(and the other ghouls, of course)

It looks different from Clawdeen’s music video, which like, good for them!

[sydsrichie]

targeted ads have figured out that I work in healthcare but for some reason seem to think I’m australian

[mentalisill]

Ranking every Life Series Member based on how much I could beat them in a fistfight to the death (But I'm overconfident)

Characters not Content creators because I think I would be able to beat up most of the ccs and always winning isn't any fun

Also: I'm basing this off of when they were most insane, so like Griand and Joel when they were red in LL and Pearl in DL, if they haven't gone batshit crazy then whoopsies their loss

Lizzie - I say fairies aren't real and she explodes easy

Etho Slab - I do not think for the life of me that Etho Slab would be able to defend himself against anyone

Mumbo - I don't think I need to explain this one

Martyn In Thy Littlewood - pussy queen cry baby wet cat man I would Punch him and he'd run away to Rendog crying, but also if he gets possessed by the watchers or whatever that as in LimLife I'm dead but I think I could beat him before that happens

Joel Smallishbeans - All I have to do is call him short and he crumbles, although it might take me a few punches to get him down

Jimmy Solidarity - Doomed by the narrative lil canary man

Impulse - You see, you would think "oh impulse is tall and broad he would beat you in a fight" NO! I'll bite his ankles!!!!!!!

Bdubs - He's sneaky!!!! He's my fave!!!!!! he's so amazing!!!!!!! but I would be able to beat him he might've killed the end dragon but he can't kill me

Scott Smajor - Now, this one is tricky, I think I'd be able to beat Scott but I have a fragile ego so if he insults me too much I'll start sobbing

Cleorrrr - I wouldn't be able to hit her at all nope she'd win

Tango - a cheeky fella, has fire hair, I would put up a good fight but since its a fistfight and I don't have a weapon or armor I'm getting cooked alive

Grian - He'd beat me up while making fun of me :(((((((( I'd be on the floor sobbing and it wouldn't be no "I'm sorry!!!!! Scar!!!!! No!!!!" moment no. I'd be crying and he would LAUGH! But if we also take into account WATCHER GRIAN??????? FUCK THAT NOPE IM DEAD

Pearl - She'd kill me no doubt in my mind I am NOT winning this

Scar - He'd swindle me to death ????????? also he's buff

Gem - Uh huh yeah okay no I'm not winning???? No????? I'm just???? not?????? Not only would she kill me but she'd insult me while doing so

BigB, Skizz, Ren - I wouldn't have it in my heart to beat any of them actually I think I would try to hit one of them and it would deflect and I'd hit myself instead

[silvertws]

... alright, hold it there folks.

New episode of Secret life just dropped.

Saw it first form Pearl's POV.

I just love her chaotic energy way too much.

She's so unhinged.

How everyone on the zombie team was cheering when she started becoming more 5am Pearl? The terror in the poor humans as they realized Pearl was coming for them?

That bow???? Honestly Slay, no, like literally.

Slay.

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES PEARL.

GO GET THEM GIRL.

Scar really shouldn't have hit that wolf...

also the funky wolf alliance noooo :((( Cleorrrr the alliancee

Oh no, the alliance, it's broken.

Then I watched Cleo's POV.

Main character I see???? Alright pop off!

I'm really starting to think Scott is seriously just a good luck charm for anyone, do the Watchers like him a lot or something? Do they have a favorite???

Anyhow.

I would not be surprised if Cleo won this season? So the Gaslight gatekeep girlboss team can be together again as winners :D

GGG team forever in my heart lol

But I'm also kinda rooting for Gem, she's kinda been popping off this season, I really like her vibes-

Basically I'm rooting for the chaotic neutral/evil women.

I think I can see the pattern now lol.

I just very much enjoy unhinged people.

I can deny it no longer

[mpregfrance]

im sending you a million hugs and kisses (open or closed mouth dealer’s choice). and orange juice (pulp or no pulp ur choice) OR EVEN APPLE JUICE, IF YOU’RE A TASTE GODDESS OUTSIDE OF SEXUAL TASTES. and a fancy cup of tea. and freedom for the foreseeable future. I am not a doctor BUT. trust that i AM a prophet and quite literally just had a vision thattttt…. everything will be alright cus im coming to find you*🤞🤞🤞and i missed you and im SOOO GLAD UR BACK HOME 😿 and and and I LOVE YOU I HOPE YOUR TESTS GO WELL AND IM ROOTING FOR YOU ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜 🫂 ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

i hope cleorrrr—and SIGH hubby too… ❤️—gets the biggest hugs ever, and she licks your face and gives you those crazy ass humanlike cat hugs you see on twitter MWAH MWAH

*idk if u like the killers, but read this in the cadence/with the vibe of “everything will be alright” by them

THANK U <3 this is so sweet im sobbing ily too... puppy eyes emoji x2... if i put my trust in anyone on this gosh darned webbed site its u. i have faith in ur sapphic healing powerrs dr maggie (prayer hands emoji) and I MISSED YOU SM i have never been in a hospital for that long... and without frussy?? torturous.

anyway the consensus is that it's probably both migraines and the intracranial pressure conspiring together to inflict maximum suffering. i got a few prescriptions and once my spine gets tapped like a maple tree im gonna feel much better <3 im just frustrated bc i dont know when exactly im getting that procedure done so idk what to tell my work?? like they said they would call to schedule so im just waiting for that. hopefully i'll know by the end of the day.

i missed cleurrrr so much... sobbing emoji... i heard she was being a MAJOR STINKER while i was gone and now shes being very sweet and sooky <3 zana refuses to come near me... bitch ass... as for my husband he's the same... he's a moid after all but it was weird being away from him tho </3

anyway i'll take uhhhh sopping wet open mouth kisses (gay) and orange juice WITH PULP bc im a sick freak who likes bits of slimy chewy stuff suspended in liquid. boba. chia seeds. secretly im hungry for tadpole. and mayhaps i shallst brew a cheeky pot of T2's finest french earl grey... ohohoho... a delight for the senses .... a positively brilliant suggestion milady....

(and yeah the killers are p alright they're my favorite mormons definitely... 'all these things that i've done' is a certified banger + 'when you were young' makes me ugly sob... ukus coded??)

[ilovetarandwednesday]

A story made by my bestie

Y/n slowly walks to Tara as Tara is talking to Chad about the last time ghostface attack the city. Y/n puts their hand on Tara's shoulder as Tara slowly turns around, and asked what Y/n needed in a soft and caring voice. Y/n asking if Tara could come over and help her study. Tara responded with a soft voice saying sure! Chad jumped in the conversation and screamed love birds.! Y/n and Tara both blushed as they went home.

At 5:00 right after college Y/n was wondering when Tara was coming over to help Y/n study. Tara finally came over to help Y/n study. Tara knocked on Y/n door with books and a laptop.Y/n answered the door, and greeted Tara with and hello.

Y/n and tara started to study for the next math test.Y/n startes to get tired of studying. So Y/n asked Tara if they could have a break so Tara and Y/n went in Y/n room and shut the door.

TO BE CONTINUE!

[magini0]

I’m currently rewatching some of my favourite old TV shows in English and who was gonna tell me that H20: Just add Water was Australian??

Ohrr nor, Cleorrrr the CoNdEnsAtiOn

Man, I’ve never felt so robbed of an experience before. The German dub really didn’t pull through. But now I’m tempted to write an ot7 fic based on the show lol

[itsbetterthananal]

OHHHRRR NAURRR CLEORRRR 🧜🏻‍♀️

[karamell-sweetz]

karamell my susters (<- they told me to type this specifically) wanted me to tell you they said "AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAA" in an fake aussie accent :thumbs-up:

australi-yarrrrrr. tell ur gigasusters i say “naur cleorrrr… hellaurrrr… yaaaaass…”

there’s actually a suburb down here called “yass” btw. just wanna let u know lol

[clowndra]

i need someone to do one of those animal mating documentary voiceovers in a very over-the-top "cleorrrr" level australian accent for the newest season of love is blind STAT.

i just think an expert will really be able to break down whether or not the contestants are unhinged because they're straight or because they're from fucking north carolina

[mxltivxrse2020]

Getting back into my H2O era 😏

[mermanthommy]

💦CLEEOOR,… NAWWWRRR!!!✨🧜🏻‍♂️😅 - Fun fact,… I don’t think I’ve ever watched all of mako mermaids!!! - Should I give it a shot and watch them all the way through??? - Tell me your vote in the comments!!! - @mermanthommy Oceans Secret Guppy Tail by: @mertailor (10% off with code THOMMY10 at checkout!!!) Monofin by: @mermaidlinden @bodyglove Photo by: @digitalfluke Shot on: @canonusa Edited with: @affinitybyserif - #mertailor #mymertailor #ad #cleo #kobaltblue #blueandgold #goldandblue #guppytail #guppytails #mermantail #merman #mermen #professionalmerman #royalty #bathroomphotoshoot #ohnocleo #cleorrrr #mermaidtransformation #mermantransformation #gaymerman #sittingpretty #cosplayer #gaycosplayer #gaysacramento #gaycalifornia #bottomsup #whatsonyourmind #fabricmermaidtail #bigfish #catchoftheday (at California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYKHRiLJGo-/?utm_medium=tumblr

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

I’m deva-hastated that Cleo lost her life so quickly after joining GalaxyDuo because we were robbed of Pearl saying her name like “Cleorrrr” every episode - A-hanon

that trio would've been the absolute best T_T

[currents-convulsive]

Oerh Noerh cleorrrr DONT tourch the worrterr

Why