#Cabinet man AU

[galaxyhanart]

when you escaped the cabinet and your first big fight is a dude who tried to kill a new adoptive parental figure

based on this:

[spinjitsuburst]

the lego brainrot persists

[tornoleander]

Sssnek BOI in your Cabinet (here to steal ur gender)

Agh he’s soooo much fun. >:D from AU by @spinjitsuburst -all design credit to them!

[rottedsoulx]

URGE TO POST THIS GREW TOO GREAT (I was gonna post this later after I finish thinking about more of my own stuff but HNGHGHGH) SO I WAS TALKING ABOUT ECHO BEING IN @spinjitsuburst‘s Cabinet Man AU

IDK HOW MUCH THEY WANNA SHARE ABOUT SPECIFIC EVENTS BUT!!!! :)

Now CM!Jay can have a little CM friend. They’re fine don’t worry about it.

[olliethescribe]

Cabinet Man Hippoworm AU

I’m having intense brainrot so I’m combining two of my special interests (Lemon Demon and Hippoworm) into one AU - let’s trudge through my insanity together, shall we? (also, this is a human AU, everyone except the turtles are human)

Ron (Hypno) is a magician and he’s also been shown to be pretty good with technology, so it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a version of himself that did the “ultimate” disappearing act and decided to turn himself into an unwinnable game. Why did he do this? Well, he tried out an actual magic spell he found and then things went sideways fast.

When Ron’s disappearing act is later reported as a death in the news, it’s of enough national interest for local newscaster Warren Stone to go out of his way to perform his own investigation. Soon enough, all of his leads run cold, leaving him at his wits end as he goes to his final site of interest, Albearto’s pizzeria.

Things are going just as poorly until the Hippo Crush arcade cabinet in the back draws him in, a nearly hypnotic pull that has captivated everyone else in line; children all waiting patiently for their turn. No one’s winning but no one’s complaining either. It’s an eerie silence only broken by sounds of 8-bit game play and the occasional button mash. And yet as Warren appears, the line parts, as if someone had pulled the kids aside with strings attached.

Warren reluctantly steps forward, the first step reluctant at least. The rest of the walk up is calm, his nervousness overridden by some unseen force. Compelled beyond his will.

So when he finally does get to the object of his complete attention, he blinks in surprise as the screen crackles and then flashes to life. Now filling his vision was the digitized version of the supposedly late Ron Pēwhairangi. Warren watches as Ron looks him up and down before winking.

There’s a moment of putting all the pieces together before Warren exclaims:

“Oh my god, you’re alive!”

Ron simply smiles back him, chuckling.

“And you’re as smart as you are handsome.”

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More ideas for this AU include:

Ron’s digital avatar is a bipedal hippo when he’s not presenting as himself to Warren

Warren falls in love with Ron despite the whole arcade cabinet situation - Everyone is wondering why the fuck the local newscaster is bringing flowers to the Hippo Crush arcade cabinet

Warren and Ron go on a date after hours since the owner of the shop is absolutely gonna let this weird celebrity have a romance with his game that seemingly has a hold over people

Warren asking Ron how the hell his whole situation happened and getting a wild answer

The Purple Dragons break into the arcade one night to bust the machines for old tech and then they come across Ron and start destroying his cabinet

There’s gonna be a lot of traumatized teenagers

Warren enlists the help of Donatello to help fix Ron and things get fucky fast

Turns out a half-man half-machine is hard to fix

Oh, and April is working at Albearto’s the entire time and does her best to keep her job so she can keep spying on her favorite newscaster. She knows there’s something up with the Hippo Crush machine but never suspected that it was alive. The only knowledge she has about Ron comes from Leo who was incredibly upset that his favorite magician died a couple years prior.

[Feel free to contribute to this in the notes if you’d like! This is just a bunch of ideas. I rarely post about my AU ideas on here and mostly keep them on Discord in my son’s server. Decided to share this one here.]

Oh, and here’s the song that inspired all of this:

[doctorsiren]

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[teacupsofthoughts]

8 >:3

[polybiiuss]

ITS BEEN A WHILE IM SORRY TUMBLR NATION

[monsteractialuna]

NO WAY ECLIPSE FROM MY DEMON AU

He's a storm based demon because uhh plasma + water = thunder storms. While they are a fusion of sun and moon they very much are their own person! He smells of ozone and literally fucks up your hair due to how much humidity he accidentally creates. When he is naughty he goes into the arcade machine but its ok he can play doom while in there.

[stool4964]

I’m not happy with this but oh well 😨

[galaxyhanart]

So I made an AU

in an alternate version of Ninjago where the elemental master of lightning was never able to be found, the ninja have managed to scrape by well enough with Nya unlocking her potential with water much earlier. They’ve resigned to the fact that they’ll probably never find the last elemental master to protect Ninjago and the green ninja

Until they enter a video game that’s been kidnapping the population and find someone who says he’s an NPC but is very clearly a spinjitsu master with elemental lightning powers

AKA Jay spends a good chunk of his life trapped in Prime Empire and he completely forgets he’s a person and also has no idea he’s the elemental master of lightning that’s been powering the game since it’s creation

I’m calling it the Cabinet Man AU and if you know why that is I love you

[spinjitsuburst]

silly little cabinet man

[tornoleander]

@spinjitsuburst you have no idea how much power you have over my free will 

He BITES

Might be slightly higher quality on YouTube

Uhhh still barely know what I’m doing, but I have the enjoys animating gene…And with my new editing abilities I needed to hear the crunch. And the grunt was audio I yoinked from canon

The satisfaction from making this damn I think I gave myself improvise Skybound angst therapy hope you all enjoy XD

(This is Based Han’s cabinet man AU >:D)

[cicada-candy]

anyway here's PR!Eli dying brutally for ur consideration

narratively I kinda have different ideas for this but aesthetically??? what possessed me fr

I also have. like. a little blurb for this but all writing ever does is remind me why I'm an artist asghsjasdk

might post it anyway but either way y'all are welcome to try and make sense of this mess lmao

alts + close ups vvv

[fauvester]

Not sure if you meant for the questions to be askes BUT 9 for like iskra or something would be interesting since there is a mix of human and cardassian culture, does julian celebrate any terran holidays with them?

omg I wish I was a better worldbuilder, people come up with so many fun fake little holidays. Thanks to that one throwaway line in ST:D I've unilaterally decided that Cardassian culture is very food-centric, so you know baby Iskra got taken to lots of street food festivals celebrating military victories and elections..

Julian trying to figure out which terran holidays can be safely transported and re-potted on post-Fire Cardassia (I feel like he still tries to celebrate Federation day at home just so the kids can have some positive associations. Cue him and Lim trying to figure out how to cook a desert lungfish without soliciting their neighbors' help with removing the fibrous capsule..)

Halloween is a safe bet, I think. Scaring the spirits away is vaguely Hebetian and the locals enjoy both tricks and treats. Julian gives his coworkers at the hospital candy to distribute to her.

Still got to be lots of nationalist holidays to celebrate after the war, but now they're very much tinged with bitter memories. Now they're more of an opportunity to complain about the current administration and get drunk (both activities Iskra vigorously enjoys as an adult)

[doctorsiren]

Joker!Phoenix with a Crowbar 💀

You can tell I’m taking this seriously