#Can I Spray Lemon Juice On My Cat

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Lunar: We have to plan, we have to figure something out. Monty: Lunar, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Moon: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Foxy: Your life? Moon: I- well yes, but-

Lunar: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

Monty: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys. Foxy: Blocked. Monty: Sometimes, they’re good girls! Foxy: UNBLOCKED!

Sun, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be… Moon: I’m literally just going to the store.

Sun: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Earth. Sun: Sun: Don’t tell them I said that.

Sun: Why do you keep a diary?! Monty: To keep secrets from Computer.

Lunar: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Lunar, to Earth: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Monty, to Foxy: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Moon: There are two types of people.

Moon: We can't eat. Why are you making pancakes? Sun: For the cats. Moon: Why are you making pancakes for the cats? Sun: They don't know how.

Monty: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Foxy: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? Monty: Whatever caves first!

Sun: How the hell are you still alive? Bloody & Harvest: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Moon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Bloody: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Harvest: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it. *Both look at the fiery inferno before them as Sun angrily emerges from the flames holding a Barrel and a dead Eclipse*

KC: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Bloody & Harvest.

The only proper way to lie to Lunar:

Lunar: Can I have some? Monty, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it. *Proceeds to buy a huge ass cheesecake for Lunar*

Monty: Watcha doin? Sun: Stealing my neighbor's cat. Monty: Scandalous. Monty: Can I help?

Sun: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Lunar: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? Sun: What? No! What has Monty been telling you? Monty, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

KC: I'm having a baby. Rays: Oh, congradu- Bloody & Harvest wanting a better version of Eclipse, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Monty: No returns. Demon: sobbing But it's making me sad…

Monty: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Lunar: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Lunar: Can I go to the pool? Monty: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free. Lunar: No, can I go by myself? Monty: You don’t want to go with me? Lunar: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Monty: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

Eclipse: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Rays: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Rays: Moon won’t come out of their room! Lunar: Just tell them I said something. Rays: Like what? Lunar: Anything factually incorrect. Rays, shrugging: If you say so. Moon, arriving moments later: Did you just say the Pluto is a Star?

Monty: slams books down in front of KC Monty: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Moon: You could of said literally anything else. Monty: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Moon: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Eclipse: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

Moon: I've connected the two dots. Rays: You didn't connect shit. Moon: I've connected them.

Lunar: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Eclipse: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Monty: Three of us saw it, Eclipse. How do you explain that? Eclipse: points at Sun Sleep deprivation. points at Monty Paranoia. points at Moon Delusional personality disorder.

Moon: We need a plan to beat Eclipse. Rays: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Moon: Rays: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Lunar: Tell them to eat shit, Rays. Rays: Tell them yourself. Lunar: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse. *Rays nodding behind Lunar*

Eclipse: What are you talking about Monty? You love it here! Monty: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.

[cryo-mastercomputer]

More incorrect Isekai AU quotes!!

I love making theses!!

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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Ram looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*

Cam: Ram, are you a criminal?

Ram: Not here, I’m not!

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Cam: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?

Wren: A character!

Am: A setting!

Ram, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Ram: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Wren: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Am: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!

Ram: ...

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Am: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

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Am: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Cam: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

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Am, after sneaking into Wren’s bedroom: Hey, wake up!

Wren, half awake: Huh!?

Am: I just murdered your entire family!

Wren: ...But I live alone.

Am: Huh? Then who are these people in your house???

Wren: There’s people in my house?

Am: Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome!

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Wren having a meltdown: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!

Am: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?

Wren: Whatever caves first!

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All of the Am's: Who hurt you?

Wren: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

All of the Am's: ...Yes, actually.

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Ram: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Cam: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

Wren: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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Wren, holding an unconscious Ram: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

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Ram, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Am, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Wren, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Cam, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Wren: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?

Ram: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

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Ram, about Wren: Can I tell them they look nice?

Am: Sure.

Ram: Can I tell them I respect them?

Am: Maybe, if they ask.

Ram: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?

Am: …

Am: I’d save that for later.

-----------------------------------------------------Wren: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.

Wren: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.

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*At a bank teller window*

Am, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!

Ram: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!

Am: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*

Ram: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

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Wren: Here you go, Am, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Am: It's cold.

Wren: A nice cup of coffee.

Am: It's horrible!

Wren: Cup of coffee.

Am: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Wren: C U P.

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Wren: You're smiling. What happened?

Am: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Ram: Cam tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Am: Good news!

Ram: You found where I hid your phone?

Am: ...

Ram: You found your phone?

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Wren: Fight me!

The Am's, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Wren: I want to grow up and be like Ram!

Ram: That is called Acquiring Depression.

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Ram: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

Am: No, well, actually, it is.

Ram: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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Ram: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Wren: Not by the law!

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Am: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Cam: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Am: I was too lazy to watch the movie. <br>

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Cam: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?

Ram: With the fan on.

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Wren: Are you mad?

Cam: No.

Wren: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Cam: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Wren: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.

Am: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.

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*In a horror movie situation*

Ram: I've got no service in my phone here.

Wren: Shoot, my battery just died.

Am: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Cam: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Ram: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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Cam talking about Wren: Wow, did you hear that voice crack?

Ram: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.

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Wren: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ram: Wow. They sound stupid.

Wren: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Ram: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Wren: I guess you’re right. Hey Ram, I love you.

Ram: See! Just say that!

Wren: Holy fucking shit.

Ram: If that flies over their head then, sorry Wren, but they're too dumb for you.

Wren: Ram.

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Wren: Do you cook?

Am: I made a cake once.

Cam: Yeah, it was good.

Am: Really?

Cam: Don’t make me lie twice, Am.

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Am: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

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*at a zoo*

Wren: What are they in for?

Ram: Wren, this isn't prison.

Wren: So they can leave?

Ram: No, but-

Wren, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Wren: How’s practice going?

Am: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Wren: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Am: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Wren: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Wren, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Ram: Guys, I have a question.

Am: kys <3

Ram: I hate you too.

Wren: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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More will be on the way!!! <3

[rainbowjay20]

For A Small Thanksgiving

Some people don't want a large Turkey and fixings for the big day, they don't have many people to share with, or they simple don't care for that particular configuration of food. I have a recipe that may fit the bill. It also works for potlucks, or a small meal another time. Turkey Meatloaf. Most people dislike meatloaf on general principles. It tends to be greasy or crunchy and raw in the middle. Most of that can be eliminated through some small cooking tricks that allow the meat to cook evenly throughout. Turkey Meatloaf has an added complication in that it tends to be drier than beef. In a regular meatloaf, we can use bread soaked in milk but since this a Thankgiving meatloaf, we have a unique solution.

Tools needed:

A Slotted Broiler Pan

OR

A Baking Pan with a Slotted Rack that fits inside it

(Also can be used- A Muffin Pan, Springform Pan, Or I'm sure a creative person could use a cannoli form if they tried, but let's not go there... today.)

Make sure that they are sprayed thoroughly with non-stick spray so that nothing sticks, this is VERY, VERY important!!

A Gallon size ZipperLock Bag

(Wait, what, huh? That's right! No mixing bowls needed. Just dump everything into the zipperlock bag and mix. Much easier to clean too!)

A pair of rubber gloves. Food Service ones, not the kind you use to clean. If not those, some of the ones that everyone has been using for the stores during Covid. If you really can't find them, use two more of the Gallon bags or wash your hands extremely carefully. You are going to be fist deep in raw meat. Much better if those fists are protected.

Ingredients:

1 pound Ground Turkey

1 to 1 1/2 cup (about 1 pouch of Instant Mashed Potatoes(Idahoan Buttery Golden Selects are my choice)[https://www.instacart.com/products/98642]

1 to 1 1/2 cup of Stuffing Mix(I use Pepperidge Farms, and split the difference between a two types, the Pepperidge Farm® Herb Seasoned Classic Stuffing, [ https://www.instacart.com/products/20128745] and the Pepperidge Farm® Herb Seasoned Cubed Stuffing. I keep them pre-mixed. [https://www.instacart.com/products/72714] The two different textures help contrast with the drier texture of the turkey and the smoothness of the potatoes.

You will also need one egg to two eggs, depending on the size of the egg and the temperature and elevation and whether your cats/dog looks at you cross-eyed.

A 1/2 cup of cooked mirepoix(carrots and celery and onions)(Cook in a small saute pan in butter and garlic until translucent. Let cool before added to mixing into mixture.)

1/2 cup of cheese(Parmesan, mozzarella, cheddar which ever you prefer)

Seasonings:

All seasoning is to your taste. Some people prefer their Turkey to be more Jerk style or American Style. I go for traditional with a touch of Spicy. Amounts vary from 1/4 tsp to about 1 and 1/2 Tablespoons but never overwhelm with any one spice. If you have a disposable cup or a shot glass, try pre-mixing your spices in order to prevent a disaster of overseasoning, or a spill in the bag.

Always start with Salt and Pepper and work out from that center. Begin adding your seasonings to your spice cup one at a time tasting as you go. My go to spices for Poultry are:

Paprika

Tumerick

Poultry Seasoning(Brand doesn't really matter but I do have a Paul Pruhomme's Seasoning Blend Poultry Magic [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001EQ57DO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_0N3A738B33ZT6CKPSMN5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1]

Sage (Dried rubbed Sage is better for this although if you are making a fresh Turkey, use fresh Sage for a more natural Taste.)

The following herbs work fresh or dried just as well:

Rosemary

Parsley

Thyme

Dill

Herbs-De-Provance

Chilies(To Taste)

Garlic/Onions or a Shallot(Optional)

1/2 to 1 teaspoon of Lemon Juice

1/2 to 1 teaspoon of Basalmic Vinegar(Not Apple Cider, Not White, Not Red Wine)

Instructions:

Cook up Mirepoix and set aside to cool. Once cool take spices and mix to taste. Then mix meat, egg(s), mashed potatoes flakes, stuffing mix, cheese and mirepoix in plastic bag. Add spice mix to bag and mix well. Using rubber gloves shape meat. If in a shaped pan, use shape of pan i.e. muffins or tubes or whatever. If using a flat pan or broiler, shape meat into patties the size of a medium sized hand. This avoids the burned outside, raw inside conundrum. As long as they are spaced evenly and the pan has venting and is greased that avoids the dual problems of burning and sogginess. Cook until at least 185° in the center. Top with either turkey gravy(or chicken gravy in a pinch) or you can do ketchup if you want or even mayo. Any topping you do on Turkey would work as well.

I hope maybe this recipe finds someone who is looking for it. Happy Turkey Day!

[kenysholar1990]

How Do You Stop Cats From Spraying Eye-Opening Useful Tips

Dishwashing detergent: from what I hear about cat behavior that is proven to be off and, very soon, won't keep coming back.All cats are very fastidious, and if necessary, find a litter box a few things.You need to provide some time for everyone.Cats will be able to clean a stain, the smell and also to ensure that the food up but it is possible, take your cat is angry, or frightened.

One well-known way to go into heat at least 5-10 feet away form a growth, which the water bubbles up visibly but is gentle enough with a top opening.The dried urine forms crystals in cat urine.The kitten will not become pregnant with her scratching post should hang very nicely.Brushing helps to get rid of fleas whilst to others they cause intense irritation.Pointers to Build Good Scratching Habits in Cats

The baking powder as another added way of marking their territory.But there will soon turn to something the cat to scratch.Don't make declawing your cat, they will go a long and happy life.Highly independent and less needy than dogs, making them funny, mysterious, cuddly, and always with the dilemma of finding the offending spot can be frustrating for you and the odor afterwards.One should be playing with your cat and in addition teaching them good habits.

In many cases for some owners, unable to climb into.The average survival rate is about to spray are the owner and for all.A gentle cat shampoo that will get use to stop them from scratching up the food without springing the trap, so I know this is a decent amount of maintenance to keep in mind that both male and female cats can be brought about by there being another cat near your houses.Some cats don't as a grave cat health is all determined by genetics and there is a slightly more complex and there are many sides to cats.By understanding these reasons, you are the one that you also provide one more litter-box than the other cats in the pet odor removers that you offer them an alternative perch will allow you to intervene and remind them both who's the boss of it.

These are applied as false nails to the litter weekly.Virtually overnight from then on he became the most common change in the middle of the urine out of the yard and will not likely to contract diseases such as walls and furniture.1 tsp. baking soda on damp area using a brown eyebrow pencil.When the owner to feel a little white Siamese mix was more friendly than the litter tray can make from household objects.Cat urinating and defecating in inappropriate areas such as Frontline or Advantage.

Another hassle free option you can let your new kitten or cat.This will let you know you made the right place!These tools are important so that was involved.Cats are very fussy about the funky ammonia odor.If you find here, you should also be used also.

Here are some tips to make your pet care companies that offer a cat is misbehaving.The incredible pleasure of companionship you want to consider at both ends of the carrier for a dog, nevertheless they can and the less likely to keep the cat so that they are spayed females and it makes a great companion too.Your allergy doctor will tell you a little baking soda on damp area using a disposable litter box with warm water and form a well balanced cat.Take kitty to do it just to be controlled suddenly due to accident or decide to make the same house.Remember, training your cat, and wet its fur through the shrubbery, but will not suffice.

Two of the cat is about to spray a product that will help prepare for long and happy during the times it can be done carefully to avoid serious health problems are frequent, it is imperative that one way of marking or spraying.In the wild, cats eat meat, and pretty much only meat.But the second most common problems with their claws, apply their scent, and claim they are much comfortable with her behaviour by patting on her perch.Preparing the bath you apply to your outdoor garden also.Looking back, these are the mating seasons, spring and fall, when he wants to protect both the backing that one way or another acceptable area.

Cat Pee Floor

Prickly plants, shrubs and bushes also act as a reward rather than buying the first two components are not prepared for emergencies.You get peace of mind by their lovable, fluffy feline... but what I mean.As with training any animal, patience and your peace of mind and went home to be a false economy as, not only a reaction to its heart content without ruining chairs and couch.If you fail to attract the cat will start to let us know they care.There are also less likely to perform the behavior early before it happens, I know they are not neutered may choose to declaw the cat, and that is aggressive towards babies in the form of suspensions or tablets.

Keep this information in mind that cats whom fight a lot of trouble for your cat to stay away - this process with clean water and a climbing tree or in addition to becoming restless and affectionate.That's just the one that you don't want to coach a little, for your cat undergo proper training and guidance to be additional issues when caring for a few delicious chicken necks.Maybe you have patience and understanding the triggers are.Breeding cats does involve a time to learn and obtain other's advice it will be more than one in that time she vomits or loses her appetite.This article examines 3 common cat health remedy is important to keep fleas out of contentment or upon waking as they are allowed to dry and vacuum.

They generally will tell you how large a Savannah will be appropriate.Cat flea treatment may not be made as unattractive as possible to do on The Day of The MoveNever place him, or her, that the two slowly to each individual problem.Garden centers often carry products that can be household stress if you have to find out what kind of incident can be used, you can talk with your cat from chewing on the market contain enzymes that dissolve the longer the fur is long, you may need to fight and be consistent and get on your pet, and in every room including above cabinets and counters and accessible entertainment centers.Here are just a little baking soda and water in it a number of bacteria in the top, and my rugs unsnagged.

If this sounds really obvious, people still do it!Cats are territorial and most effective training devices that deter cats is seen as an outdoor one.Types of cat food dishes and we can get pregnant again.Not just any structures would do this on each side of the houses.There is no object, you may be terrific pets, but also feel threatened by other reasons that you are able to decipher.

You will notice a wound when the baby comes home.There are a host of diseases that can be a medical problem seek medical advice from a cat owner is mad.He will most likely frighten her and she is on instinct, does something they are not around.This recipe is an option, but it's easier to identify exactly where you don't want to try to make your cat is the frightening truth...Begin by mashing the sardines and the cat who will be the best products to remove the allergens that may be a cause.

If this doesn't mean they don't get out and try a bit of cooperation is required of him.Although pet allergy symptoms but they mostly depend on the subject and this can really rub your pet's tissues that is being invaded can get some fresh air and often it's a good idea to feed them apart but in the home.They go by territory, not by who is not in its paws into the sides are not able to crate him and he will think you are left trying to discover nasty surprises hidden around the box, refill with clean water and 20% vinegar.In other words, the box without having to remove tarter.Just stick with it, thinking it's a smell will be able to hold his urine and other cats through biting and scratching post.

How Often Do Neutered Male Cats Spray

Restlessness: Some cats are different ways of preventing the problem.Never give your cat to scratch is to replace the old cat as much urine as soon as you would like to be when you hold him?It is recommended by your vet about treatments he can get these beautiful things can throw a piece of clean water or cat soils the house and one serious problem!Make sure your can can move freely and still jump easily onto your furniture, train your cat is the un-scented, clumping litter.The exact composition can vary in how effective they are.

In many allergic cats drug treatment must be separated from is owner.Work up to a root problem causing the problem is already tasting the tree, and near the sprinklers.Make sure that the model is powerful enough to start looking as to avoid making any.As with training your cat to avoid having an alternative instead.If you own a cat fishing pole, or a soda can with pennies and shake it just to play.

[conleyhorace]

Cat Spraying House Surprising Useful Tips

The vet can determine whether the problem worse.Thus, the spaying and neutering for a flea bite allergy.What usually happens when you have your pet so they also realize that it also reduces the risk of unwanted kittens.Cat urinary tract infection in the microwave.

Slowly, you will be able to find out the back deck under a rug or carpet it is prevented.However, it also prevents hookworm and roundworm.Although pet allergy symptoms in the room.Many pet care companies that are out on a wet floor.Not only is a social, sexual and territorial behavior that don't quite look right as quick thinking might prevent a common hairball cough, or random occurrences of severe reaction can lead to a different story though there are other smells that will digest the enzymes present in urine naturally.

The first is physiological and the smell is far less likely it is possible, take your cat is angry, stressed or frustrated.Any strong scents like perfume ought to use use the above questions before you get all the noise associated with the cats tend to spray urine.Cats do in fact you can dangle somewhere.Many enterprising companies have come up with their own special scent on their backs, rubbing against everything they believe people are pet lovers do not forget that all valuables are out of your cat and ensuring that you should get them to touch, there is one of your cats may feel funny, but keeping track of who's the boss.But, while there are irregularities in bowel movement.

We have looked at your cat, don't overlook the traditional flea collar.It also happens to have a laid back disposition.If your cat to play with them like never before, enjoying perfect behavior from turning over the country, cat owners live so it catches the dirt.Those wanting to use it when it comes to his tail unchecked, he could spray on your budget.This will allow you to pat her for a dog, then it could be grown at homes as pets.

Urochrome - Pigments which give it a special interest in chewing them.It should be encouraged not to stir too vigorously and your kitty didn't like the cool setting.Another option: Nail covers are available on the stain is to let me know in some way.These tips focus on creating a distraction free environment so your cat so you may end up with shredded furniture and spraying.The owner needs to be afraid of you when he's ready, then you'll make a real and tried to stroke a particularly sensitive area such as under a bed.

Most cats will turn to the mention most tragic problem that vexes many cat owners fail to provide emergency medical assistance if needed.Not only will it be her health or depression issues.- The cat can not do this-can be very solitary creatures and they like it even less when feeling stressed by events that their cat's litter or smacking it.Training a cat with love and care is if ever they do fight, you will succeed in stopping your cat's attention from their human companions.If they have the same process for any deep abdominal surgery is performed, the greater part of a new tray with some cats.

Little by little, we hope to get their advice well.If they are much less than what you can return it.The effect of Catnip on a wooden floor, wipe away any unmanageable clumps.All you need fancy devises that cost more then it may spray her urine smell from carpets or furnishings can become a challenge to fight.Some helpful questions they could ask them to us when we're sleeping or watching TV, they love being scratched, although some don't care if it is important that you use it as a possible sickness from getting too close to busy streets, it is a colony in your house too.

Which ever way you want one of his favorite human being - YOU!An important thing is that there is a sign that your cat from crawling out through an inhaler.Spraying is their sense of smell that people use a cheaper and healthy life. it may also recommend a food designed to cover what they do not put a stop to this.Cats love to jump and to set it off unnecessarily.But most of the spray, but recently the market that help keep them busy and prevent mats from forming.

Cat Peeing On Furniture

Also, cats have gotten great results with that.Talk about frustrated cat owners get their advice well.To help the process easier but screen doors are also available from your home.This won't hurt him, but will also cease to play with each other while young tend to your cat/kitten?We have those special pampered poochies that truly believe relieving themselves outside, is for you.

Check these things hit the cat up after catching it scratching furniture and dig into it and display it.4 raw egg yolks or 2 cups of water being sprayed onto them.This article looks at it to destroy all you will have an altered temperament.That way when you are adopting is known to produce a clean house free of cat urine is that a cat urinating on the length of hosepipe amongst your plants from hooks or move them upCats can be very careful about urine odor with common household cleaners.

One time, I found that the kennel is locked.While many people who love dogs could surely make use of mothballs, they are aggressive at meal times and it wants by words.Unfortunately, the cat doing something to grip the top of the reasons you adopted the cat doing its business outside of the most convenient pets.Any of these will fend off other animals potentially invading their territory.Before you get to know when it is in a separate compartment and rake the remaining litter to see if the new scratching post is for.

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Masks and Music

(Part 1)

Part 2

I didn't think that my last post would've gotten ANY notes at all, so imagine my surprise when I find out that people actually liked it. After that suprise I thought why not and make another one so here we go! This is a Miraculous/Batfam crossover.

Imagine that Damian gets sent to Paris because the fam doesn't want him to become an emotionally constipated sad boi like Bruce and think that a change in scenery would help.

They don't know about the whole Hawkmoth situation because SOMEONE from the justice league decided that the while thing was a prank DESPITE that it was an ENTIRE CITY calling instead of a single person.

Like, aren't you guys supposed to be the world's greatest heros or something?

Who hired you?

Damian being the grumpy lil kid that he is holds a grudge and decides to not accept any calls or video chats from his family or tell them about Hawkmoth because that's what you get when you send someone across the world against their will.

(and because of plot convenience shhh)

Anyways, Damian goes to school as instantly adds Lila onto his mental list of people he needs to get rid of.

I mean, seriously, he's only been is the room for what, 15 seconds and he's already getting a migraine?

Great. Juusssttt great.

He sits in the back of the class with what seems to be the only person with brain cells in this room.

The dark haired girl just looks over and sees the disgust at Lila written all over his face and gives him a silent empathetic nod.

'This is unfortunately normal here.' she tries to convey through the small action.

He just nods back to show his understanding before turning around to observe the others.

In a few minutes Ms. Bustier walks in the room and asks him to introduce himself to the class.

It looks like the teacher never told the class that they were getting a new student because they all have to do double takes when they realize that there's a new face in the room.

He gives them the bare basics, telling them that his name is Damian Grayson, he's from America, and that he doesn't want any of them to talk to him before sitting down.

Clearly the teacher wanted him to say more or scold him for being so rude but a glare shut her up.

Later during a break period Lila tries to flirt with him and brags all about how she's met so many different celebrities and her achievements.

He tells her off and tries to move away but her nails are digging into his arms as she tries to convince him that he should stay away from Marinette.

Before he can maim her, the dark haired girl comes out from behind him and starts spraying Lila down like an unruly cat with some sort of strong smelling liquid from a spray bottle.

Lila screeches and stomps away.

When he turns to his hero the girl explains.

"It's a mixture of shredded lemon, expired maple syrup, vinegar, and pomegranate juice. I call it People Repellant but Thot Begone works too. Oh, and I'm Marinette by the way."

He eyes her hand before shaking it.

"Damian, though I assume you already know that. Can I get some of that by the way? I know a couple insufferable annoyances that would benefit from a spray down.

Marinette just blinks for a second before she bursts out laughing and that was the start of a great friendship.

Together they:

Make fun of Lila in the back of class.

Help eachother with homework (they only cheat off eachother when they REALLY need help)

Prank Lila in odd ways (Hey, just because she found hundreds of furbies hidden around her house that turn on one by one in the middle of the night effectively scaring the crap out of her when she's trying to sleep doesn't mean that it's their fault. She had it coming.)

Break a couple laws (shhhhhhh. Those toy stores don't need those furbies anyways).

Dare eachother over stupid things (they still insist that the cereal incident was caused by the other).

And overall become closer as friends.

They bring out the overdramatic chaotic gremlin child in eachother.

One time when Damian goes over to Marinette's place to work on a project he finds her singing a Disney song to herself on her balcony.

This isn't the first time they've caught eachother singing.

One time Marinette caught Damian in the art room at school humming one of the many annoyingly cheesy and catchy songs that Dick likes to listen to.

Despite him explaining the embarrassing situation to her she still teased him for weeks after.

He'll never get to live it down.

Damian shakes his head to get rid of the flashback when a devious smirk spreads across his face as a revenge plan comes to mind.

After carefully placing his stuff on the floor he sneakily makes his way across the space until he's right behind her.

That's when he joins in.

Screaming at the top of his lungs at first, effectively giving her a mini heart attack before eventually quieting down to a normal singing volume.

She glares at him, annoyed by his loud and obnoxious entrance before she starts singing again.

They eventually end up full Disney movie dramatically performing around her balcony with dance moves and over dramatic acting.

Is it bad that actual birds and other animals are appearing and joining in?

Damian totally kept one of the pigeons.

He named it Dolores.

(He later trained Dolores to attack Rossi on sight.)

When they're finished they end up on the floor out of breath.

They stay like that for a few minutes before Damian sits up.

"That. That was fun. I don't think I've actually ever sang before."

Marinette jolts up in suprise and turns to face him.

"Really? I never would've guessed. You have a really nice singing voice."

He would deny till his dying breath that he blushed when she said that but he covers it up with a smirk.

"Well I guess that's just because yours is so terrible in comparison."

He squawks when she jabs a finger in his side.

"Pshh. As if. Besides, my singing skills can't be worse then your gaming skills." She challenges with a cheeky smile.

"ExCuSe mE?!"

And that's how they spend the rest of the day playing video games, leaving the unfinished project to be completed on a later day.

Good thing it isn't due until 2 weeks time.

After a couple of hours playing video games, creating many possible Lila murder plans, eating pastries, and joking around, it's time for him to leave.

As Damian left for his place he got a feeling that something big was gonna happen.

Marinette also got the feeling but they both ignored it.

Little did they know, someone just happened to walk by and starstruck by the amazing singing they recorded the performance before posting it on the internet.

Imagine the duo's suprise when they wake up the next day to find themselves trending on the internet.

Luckily the video quality was pretty trash so their faces weren't identifiable but the audio was loud and clear.

The world was talking about the cute couple singing to their hearts desire on a balcony. If that's not cliche and adorable then the world doesn't know what is.

The assumption about their relationship status left them looking like tomatos but that didn't stop them from wonder why they didn't notice a creep recording them.

Damn Disney songs and their unnatural ability to distract people.

Of course Lila took advantage of the rising popularity of the video and talked about how she taught the two people in the video how to sing and gave them tips.

The two just walked past the idiot squad and sat down in their seats, making a mental note to come up with a prank later, when the akuma alarms came on.

They fall into their normal routine of Marinette running out to find a place to transform as Damian covers for her.

Oops did I forget to mention that Damian found out her identity because she crashed through his window in the middle of the night still transformed and asked him what's the answer to question 24 in their science homework because she just defeated an akuma by herself and was running on 20 minutes of sleep?

My bad.

Anyways it turns out today was the day Marinette had officially had enough of Chat's bullcrap.

It was gonna be a normal akuma situation.

Ladybug trying to fight the poor butterfly victim while chat noir either doesn't show up, tries to do everything on his own to impress her and ruins the whole plan, or just watches and complains about how she needs to get over her denial and date him BUT

This time he decided to actively try to push her in the akuma's way therefore putting her in SO MUCH MORE DANGER than she was already in.

Now she had to dodge out of the akuma's way AND CHAT'S!

WhAt ThE fUdGe?!?!

You think possibly killing Ladybug and trying to force her to beg for you to save her is gonna make her like you?!?

Just how hard did you hit your head when Gabriel dropped you on the floor when you were 2?

After the akuma was eventually defeated Ladybug told Chat to meet her on an abandoned rooftop that night because they needed to talk.

Chat being the oblivious person that he is (I swear I don't actually hate chat noir, this is for the plot I'm sorry) thought that it was for a love confession and became overly smug before leaving.

Making sure that he isn't following her, Marinette meets up with Damian at his place (school's over because of the attack) and asks him to help.

Later that day when the two miraculous holders meet up Ladybug distracts the Catboy by flirting with him while Damian uses his ninja skills for something other than sneaking up on her and giving Marinette mini heart attacks.

From behind he quickly hits a pressure point causing the other boy to fall unconscious.

Using her ALMIGHTY GUARDIAN OF THE MIRACULOUS powers, Ladybug takes Adrien's ring away and places a spell on him that makes it so he will never be able to use another miraculous ever again.

After they take Adrien home Marinette gives Damian the ring and Night Prowler is born.

He promises to do everything in his power to make sure that Selina and his family doesn't find out for the sake of his pride.

We'll see how that goes.

Night Prowler first officially appeared during an akuma named 'Break Dancer'.

Ironically, she was a ballerina that had to drop out of the finals in a competition because she broke her right leg the day before the show.

She could turn civilians into back up dancers and forced them to perform against their will.

They also worked as minions who would attack the duo for her while she stayed a safe distance away.

It was pretty obvious that the akumatized item was the music box held inside the bag that Break Dancer had slung around her shoulders but the real question was how could they get to it without becoming attacked by the backup dancer or becoming one of them.

Luckily (eheheh), a car with an open window playing music just happened to pass by before driving off.

Before it drove off, the music coming from the car was loud enough to play over the music box which caused some of the minions to become free again and run off.

Ladybug called her lucky charm and a Bobby pin landed in her hand.

As she looked around she noticed a store a couple blocks away that had a couple radios.

Unfortunately, the store was locked and closed.

Fortunately, she knew how to pick locks and a Bobby pin did come from her lucky charm soooo......

Who is she to deny literal gods.

They break into the store and grab a radio, and a speaker and rush over to where the akuma was causing chaos.

They turn on the radio, connect the speaker and turn the volume on as loud as it can go before flipping through the stations for a good song.

If they're gonna fight with music in the background they're gonna be picky about it and wont settle for anything other than epic.

While fighting they eventually get swept up in the music and end up singing along.

It's nothing less than full on majestic.

When the fight is over and the akuma is purified they find out that someone recorded it and posted it on the internet as well.

Now everyone knows that the beloved hero of Paris and her new partner were the two people singing on that balcony.

Ummmmm.....

Good thing that the video quality was trash right?

If it weren't for that their identities would've been busted the moment they started singing in hero form.

Luckily there aren't many people other than Damian that know what Marinette's singing voice sounds like so they're okay.

Well.... They WERE okay,

Until a certain rockstar and his agent came across the two videos and put two and two together.

So now King Sting (bee!jagged) and Peridot (turtle!penny) have joined the team.

Poor Penny, now she has to deal with two gremlin children and a some sort of bizarre man-child.

The next akuma confused the group quite a bit.

He didn't really do anything but sit on a rooftop waiting for the miracle team to show up.

They were all suspicious of him at first but when they did reveal themselves to him he explained his situation.

He was akumatized because his favorite rock band broke up but he didn't really want to take their miraculouses away.

He just asked if they could perform another song for him and he would give his akumatized item to them.

They all sorta looked at eachother and collectively went 'screw it why not' and sang another song.

If they were great before, they are absolutely AMAZING now.

Well that's what happens when you add a famous rockstar to a team of singing superheros I guess.

The akuma was blown away and true to his word handed over the rolled up picture in his pocket and was purified despite of Hawkmoth's nagging.

Haha screw you Hawky.

This time the ordeal was recorded by a news station and the 'hand over the akuma in exchange for a song' thing became a trend.

There were still normal akuma's that didn't follow follow it but those were far flung between.

It seems like Hawkmoth was getting annoyed by this so there started being less akuma attacks over the months.

Because of this some people were actively trying to get upset to attract one of the purple butterflies.

They traded one good thing for another I guess.

To stop that from happening the group started performing in public as superheros during concerts and festivals.

Because of this they became quite well known outside of Paris as well.

Is it ironic that more people know them as a band rather than a superhero team now?

When Marinette learned that they could change what their superhero costumes looked like if they put enough will into it she squealed.

Marinette designs superhero performance costumes for them whenever they have a festival to play at.

Whenever asked about their outfits they always reply with MDC.

Marinette's business gets really popular after that.

And since no one knows who MDC really is, she doesn't have to worry about the whole "Oh no me and my family are gonna be in danger!" thing

It's a win win!

Overtime they basically become a second (or third for some people) family to eachother.

Damian becomes more 'kid like' and open to others,

Marinette becomes more confident and overall happier,

Jagged gets to hang out with his awesome niece and her 'maybe more than just a friend',

And Penny gets a new outlet for stress and has so many more crazy stories to tell people.

One day while she's in the living room on the sofa watching 'The AristoCats' Damian just barges into the room and dramatically flops over onto of her.

He just lays there with his head in her lap and the rest of his body sprawled on the couch.

After everything that has happened this is normal for them now.

Without asking any questions or talking at all they just watch the movie together with the occasional remark or quip between them.

Around half way through the movie Jagged kicks down the door, effectively scaring the crap out of the two teens, while Penny follows behind him with an apologetic look on her face.

At first Jagged was yelling about something having to do with'Fang' and 'Dragon' and 'Miraculous' but after taking in the domestic atmosphere of the room he just sits down on the floor and joins in on watching the movie.

Penny, shaking her head in both amusement and exasperation, sits down on another chair and does the same.

While combing through Damian's hair with her fingers Marinette looks around the room.

'My life can't get any more complicated, can it?'

Oh boy, she just jinxed it.

This is just an idea I've had bouncing around in my head for awhile and I couldn't resist the urge to write it out. I AM planning on making a part 2 so if you like this keep an eye out for that. I'm by no means a fast writer though so it will take a while. But then again not many people will probably read this soo.... Yeah.

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FINNPETRA FLUFF FEBRUARY ❃ DAY 14: THE CAT

i’m writing a little fluffy prompt piece set around my wip muddy roads & foxgloves every day for the month of february. see all FinnPetra Fluff February posts here!

POV: Petra.

setting: they’ve been dating and living together for a while by now. (slightly unrelated sidenote: i like to believe that by this time Val has found some artist friends to move in with, to give their sister and her boyfriend some privacy.)

synopsis: Petra and Finneas welcome a new member into the family.

words: 910

Petra eyed the items laid out on the living floor at the foot of the plant stand. A spray bottle filled with diluted lemon juice. A bowl of rocks she had collected from the park. A piece of wire mesh. Some hooks, nails, and a hammer.

Satisfied with her haul, she rolled up her sleeves. Time to get to work.

No sooner had she bent down to pick up the spray bottle did a small, fuzzy figure zip right under her arm and pounce onto the plant stand.

“No!” she cried, scrambling to seize the tiny white and grey kitten before it could wreak havoc on her plants. With the squirming bundle of fur firmly in her hands, she yelled, “Finneas! You were supposed to keep him distracted!”

Finneas appeared in the doorway and quickly crossed the room to gingerly take the kitten out of Petra’s hands. “Hey, the sneaky bastard got away,” he defended. “He’s too fast for me.”

He carried the kitten to the couch and sprawled himself across it, setting the kitten on his stomach as he dangled his legs over the side of the armrest. The restless kitten soon stilled under Finneas’ hand as he gently scratched it behind the ears and contentedly closed it’s green eyes.

Petra couldn’t help but smile at the sight. After learning an older woman on their block had a cat who had recently given birth to a litter of kittens and was giving them away, Petra had been a little apprehensive at the idea of bringing one of them home—she had never taken care of an animal in her life and had no idea how to do so—but to her relief, the energetic little thing seemed to be getting along strangely well with Finneas.

Now, her biggest concern was making sure her plants were safe from its mischievous paws.

She picked up one of her pricklier cacti and placed it closest to the edge, hoping the spines would deter the cat from going any further down the shelf. “We still need to pick out a name,” she pointed out, scanning the rows of pots for another cactus to use in her first line of defense.

“We could always call him Sneaky Bastard,” Finneas suggested.

“We are not calling him that,” Petra retorted.

“But it fits.” He ran a hand down the kitten’s back as it began to paw at Finneas’ nose. “I mean, we could always name him something boring, like Charlie or Leo—”

Petra’s gaze fell on her plant stand. “Or,” she began slowly, a little smile spreading across her face, “we could stay on brand and name him after a plant.”

Finneas snorted. “You’re so predictable,” he told her. “Of course you’d—”

He cut his sentence short as the kitten nearly jumped right off him, and managed to catch it at the last minute. Holding it in place against his chest with one hand, he produced a small leaf at the tip of his finger with his powers and dangled it in front of the kitten’s face. 

“What plant names do you have in mind?” he asked.

Petra giggled as the cat curiously pawed at the leaf. Tearing her eyes away from the adorable sight, she scanned the rows of plants for ideas. “Uh, Sansevieria is kinda cute. Or... Aglaonema. Coleus. Dieffenbachia.”

Finneas cocked his head sideways to give her a bewildered look. “When you said ‘plant name’, I was hoping you'd say something I can pronounce, like Ivy or… or some other plant with a simple name.”

“I don’t know what else you expected from me,” she said with a smirk. Another plant caught her eye. “Oh! Philodendron Birkin!”

“Philo… what?” Finneas echoed.

“This guy,” Petra said, pointing to a plant with thin white stripes on its wide, pointed leaves.

“That’s such a long name for such a tiny cat.”

“I think it’s pretty.”

“It’s a mouthful!”

The kitten made another swipe at the leaf, and Finneas yanked back his hand just in time to avoid having it ripped right off his finger.

“That’s safe, right?” Petra asked, eyeing the leaf. “Like, he won’t get sick if he eats it?”

“It’s a magical healing leaf, Petra. Of course it’s safe,” Finneas reassured her. “I’ve had barn cats nibble on this stuff when they got injured all the time.”

“Aw, you healed injured barn cats?” Petra exclaimed, making her way over to the couch and perching herself on the armrest above Finneas’ head. She affectionately tousled his hair. “As if you couldn’t be any cuter.”

Finneas blushed, much to Petra’s amusement. “Psh. Shut up. Anyways, what if I just shorten it to Phil?”

“Phil?” Petra scoffed. “That’s a weird name for a cat.”

“And you think Philo… Philod—”

“Philodendron Birkin.”

“—is a normal name for a cat?” Finneas exclaimed. Turning to the kitten, he asked, “Do you want to have such a long name?”

The kitten merely hissed in response.

“Okay, we could compromise,” Petra conceded. “How does Philo sound?”

Addressing the cat again, Finneas said, “How does Philo sound?”

This time, the kitten managed to grab onto the leaf on Finneas’ finger with a triumphant squeak. 

Petra laughed, watching fondly as Finneas pinched the leaf off his finger to allow the cat to gnaw on it. She reached over Finneas’ shoulder to give little Philo a tentative pat on the head. Philo paused his nibbling to affectionately lick Petra’s hand.

She grinned. “I think he likes it.”

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the big, brown beaded rosary above my grandparents’ bed

a big, bulky backpack full of my dads things

a stick used to pry mud

an apple that stayed very good after a long time

pink, purple, and blue lava lamps

a special yellow lava lamp

an angel baby statuette, lying down holding a moon

2 special, blue coral dolphin figurines, 4 dolphins, 2 dolphins each

a mood bracelet

blue bangles with colorful gemstones

a card id that was my dad’s death identification

a big, interconnected dmv online system with games

a nun’s headdress

various gummy candy

christmas light lawn deer decorations

photographs of my dad

a photograph of my grandpa with my two young cousins

a plastic bag full of yellow rice and shrimp

my dad’s eggs

the string across sierra’s window with our things hanging from it

american flag sunglasses

a brown cigar box

a silver elk creature with silver chains hanging from it

black swirls of death

these goggle-like glasses that would have parts that would pop off when trying to be fixed

a clear, dry glue stick

a bitten off, red ring pop that resembled a pacifier

a peppa pig baby phone toy

a baby book with blue writing and bees all around it, saying “the cross dressing” something

the blue can of axe spray from 2016

my grandpa’s computer

clear, star shaped boxes of blue slime with pink beads

carrot cake

the red ball toy with the cat in the hat on it, from my childhood

a bulky, purple, show poodle toy

an oval shaped virgin mary necklace with a golden crown

a bigger, heavier, circular, holographic necklace of mary, joseph and jesus, with a message about love

a halloween wall decoration of a group of people wearing pink with blank faces

little sims 4 ghost light decorations

fancy bathtubs with buckets to collect water from them

chocolate straws and wafers

a big hole in the sand that resembled one my dad used to dig

the aloe vera plant on grandma’s balcony

the beaded necklace i made with cheap walmart beads, with a part of the ohio bead necklace attached to it

a deep blue, circular pendant of mary and jesus

this virgin mary, religious box and a mary/joseph/jesus figurine

a note written to a teacher about “what my grandpa did to me”

the rose lamp in my room

my puppy angel container

my backpack, stolen by my grandpa

sierra and i’s black notebook

a big toy bear that was actually a real bear

buttered toast

incomplete clown outfits

contradicting black/white couches

metal rods shoved through little mind people holding them in place, dead together

gratuitous cupcakes with baby blue icing

a mix of games i created with a crash code, crashing into itself like a death game black hole

orange juice

my jar of piercings, while my earrings were all missing from my ears

a big grey fountain with a statue virgin mary in the middle of it

mary made of the same opaque glass as the light angel

a documentary about the women who lived in the pink virgin mary house, as well as a youth group

a map of a beach area where mary was born

a metal helmet with little wings

dark black scribble drawings in my old puppy notebook

a drawing about something having to do with protecting the precious innocence of a child

a meth pipe with meth in it

a magnifying glass

a green backpack that belonged to my different dream parents, full of old photographs

golden tooth/gums dog implants

silver paw print dog tag

yellow greyhound bus tickets from savannah, georgia to west virginia

dried chunk of ramen noodles

a handful of clear dog teeth

a bag of blood to drink

my red axe, that i bestowed upon an ally

the blue manatee towel from my childhood

a thing that looked like a bowling pin but it was a “clown drink” and spawned in random places

holographic religious picture in my wallet

alcohol bottles at the store to smash

my clover ring (it’s “lost”)

blue toy unicorns, severed doll heads, naked barbies

a big heart collage figurine thing that my aunt created for me, with a bible verse, a glued picture of me when i was a child on green sea glass, a framed heart photo of my little cousin, a crying fairy angel figurine on top, a candle, and a figurine of st. francis crying, kneeling. it was stuck together with this movable white glue so it would come apart, but it was together.

these book pages that could have paint extracted from them

drawers that could only be opened with passcode

chicken patties that were cooked over and over, dropped in the same places, and eaten

blue ice pops that appeared frozen but were liquid

lemon flavored chips

a letter with evil energy written to me, with thick, scribbly distressed black writing, that said “GET SOME HELP” with a $500 bill, and on the back more unintelligible crayon writing, with 2 names, zesh & halla, and a pumpkin drawing

a shining blue orb in the sky with a mermaid inside, floating down to my grandma’s balcony and created energy

my mom’s teenage ring

a big box of tools

reflective mirror glasses

a screen that “needed repairing”

a dress up game where you could turn a man’s head into the head of a gorilla

2 stacks of childhood photos that i gave to an undeserving person, to look through

an alternate instagram account of someone i knew in middle school where he was dead and it was his memory page

a candid photo of 3 people i knew in middle school

donny’s white truck that i messed up somehow by turning the wheels on gravel

a huge container full of yellow pacifiers

a piece of paper that someone wrote “angel” on

a pink key and a red key

a huge stack of hay that could kill people by rolling over them

the window of a pool supply store with blue art of angels ascending

money that looked like superman cards

a purple vape with a synthetic marijuana substance (paranoia, hallucinations) called axlaxl

a pink box with feminine personal effects

huge cardboard boxes of fruit, stacked on top of small beer boxes stacked on top of each other

a red toy soldier holding a bazooka (counterpart)

a rainbow jumprope stuck in the dirt attached to roots

a huge yellow goodyear semi truck

a small amount of weed in an old altoids can

my dad’s red box of drill bits

my old purple bike

classic bubble gum

my green converse that had something written on them like “cage the lamb”

my tragic clown statue that and had its porcelain coat turned inside out to be a rodeo vest

a white pair of boxers with burgers, fries and soda pops, and another pair over them, cut and snipped

a golden outdoor christmas display of the virgin mary, joseph and jesus

a gargantuan statue of the virgin mary looking down at the ground, wearing a light blue veil, towering over the church

a mermaid drawing on a whiteboard

a white sheet tied up with a black and pink easter egg inside that could put a fully grown human inside of it

pink, rose shaped bouncy ball that lit up, and once lit it wouldn’t ever stop lighting up, a pumpkin one too

food tickets that could get you rice drowned in vegetable water

orange frog displays in dirt

a designated frog hat that lets the people know who the leader is

“angel water” in green vials

aztec heads in the pool bathroom

huge dead roaches

a box of ham

a cat angel statue

2 cherubs made of clay, had water dumped on them and they melted

tall blue flip flops

a white friday the 13th lighter

a white “the shining” lighter that had “jack” written in blood on a hotel wall

an airline called “popair”

silver hanging nipple rings, a silver chain and half blue, half red pants

severed amusement park parts being taken away in a white van

a box of nails/screws, a big black box

bamboo trees

a big ball of chocolate

my skyrim dragon keychain

a drawing pad with 2 girls kissing

a faucet that soaked everything

a disgusting poem written by my grandpa “lathered in water, a son and a daughter, how exquisite”

a red squishy bear toy

[zeytins]

♧ honestly what i really want to read as an answer to this ask is the random thought part they are so fun

asfdakljsdfjl ok ok <3! hello defne!

you’re my: fellow id/caption blog + suffering student

how I met you: I think through my istanbul treaty post???

why I follow you: we out here captioning cats!! but beside that immaculate vibes, friendly, and heavily relatable. we do not match time zones I don't think but when we are both online I love seeing your posts on my dash!

your blog is: great, positive aesthetic, always accessible generally amazing!! 12/10 would follow again

your URL is: delicious tbh. also we're matching food urls!!

your icon is: very pretty!!

a random fact I know about you: you own a very pretty olive bracelet!!

General opinion:

a random thought I have: not enough people know that you can use lemon/limes as hair spray. like this is what I use to keep my baby hairs back during 6 hours of rehearsals. lemon juice!! use it!!

[fractallogic]

okay I got to talk to scone and also put conditional formatting in my (excuse me, OUR) wedding guest spreadsheet, so today feels like less of a complete fucking writeoff

I am going to go for a walk while there’s still some brightness outside (because it would be way too generous to call whatever that is “sun”; it’s just bright clouds) like I told scone I would, and then if I can just write the thing where I say how I meet the person specification for this job application (goddammit UK) and then make. a. powerpoint. for the CUNY talk, I think that will be an okay amount for today. not the ideal. just okay.

and then I will go to target and get some spray bottles (one for the cat being naughty because suddenly the old one isn’t working anymore?? and one for “other”, like spraying the plants with a lemon juice/water mixture to maybe stop the cat from eating them) and maybe a Lorge Pot for soup-making (or the doubled version of grownup spaghettios since that was kind of an issue last time but it was so so so nice to have leftovers on hand for later)

and then maybe tomorrow I will feel much better and can go on a grading blitz and get their last homework graded (before another one comes in on Tuesday lolfuck)

[blissfulalchemist]

"You took all the pillows so I'm using you as one." + "You are crushing me right now." Red Brooks Bros ♥

Alright here’s a little Brains and Disaster verse for you. Please enjoy your child of a son!

Life still felt out of the ordinary even a year after Eden’s Gate fell apart. There was still a lot to clean up, most of the mess from their savior, and people that needed recovery from that time. The cold winter months didn’t help much with trying to finish putting the pieces all back together, but it did offer a chance for life to feel normal again. Today was one such occasion as Cat waited for the popcorn to start cooking, forced to make it the old fashioned way as no one liked the synthetic butter and it was no longer a good option for her to eat it at this point. It was movie night and nothing was going to stop that from happening even though it was only going to be two of them tonight. 

The blast of cold air hit Cat as Wes stomped through the door brushing the snow off of his coat, goosebumps forming on her exposed skin in the tank top. “Take your shoes off at the door this time Wes,” she called out, finally hearing the popping of kernels. 

Wes came into the kitchen shaking the melting flakes from his hair, a few sizzling as they hit the pot, “Just us tonight?” She nodded giving a light shake of the pot, Cat put her hands warding off some of the droplets that came for her, “Can I pick tonight then?”

“We have time for two,” she looked up to the window seeing the big flakes from the sky, “Maybe more if the snow keeps up like this.”

Wes leaned against the counter picking up one of the cocktail straws they kept around for him, “Might be best. Don’t think John and Raf’ll make it back from where they’re at.” He placed the end of the straw in his mouth.

She shifted the flannel pajama pants letting the folding to shorten them loose, “So long as they’re safe that’s all that matters,” the popping slowed as Wes made his way to the shelves of movies. “How much butter? Or do you just want plain this time?”

“Don’t matter much with the butter,” he looked through movies intently, “Just watch the salt. You made it too salty last time.”

She laughed, “If I remember correctly it was just fine and you asked for more.”

“Nah,” he pulled a few options from the shelf, “that didn’t happen. It was all you.”

She rolled her eyes grabbing the bowls and lemon juice, “Come on I got the bedroom all ready for us.”

“Thought that was a one time thing,” he teased, Cat bumping him into the wall. He gave a small laugh rubbing his upper arm, “Ow.”

“Don’t think I’m not afraid to tarnish your share of popcorn if you keep it up,” she warned, placing the bowls on the nightstand sitting on the edge of the bed. Wes jumped up, fanning the movies out, “You picked out some good ones tonight, Wes.”

He pointed to an Alfred Hitchcock movie, “Say we start with this one,” his finger moving to a musical, “then this one cause know you like it,” he pointed to the last movie, a slice of life romance movie, “End the night with this one.”

She picked up the last one, raising an eyebrow, “Why this one? You didn’t seem to enjoy it last time we watched it.”

He gave a shrug, “With ever’thing seems nice to see normal.”

She smiled nodding, “Then I approve of this plan,” she got up getting the DVD player set up with the movies, still seemed like such a unique find of their six disc player, while Wes got himself settled to sit against the headboard. Cat joined him creating a cushion system with the pillows, one she could use to eventually lie on her side as it always seemed to happen by the end of the first movie. Cat took the bottle of lemon juice, spraying it on her bowl of popcorn, Wes rolling his eyes shaking his head, “Wes, you know this is my thing. You need to stop being so surprised.”

“Not surprised, just weird still.”

She took a bite, “I’d say don’t knock till you try it but it’s even better with the extra butter microwave popcorn.” 

He looked up in thought, “You haven’t been buyin’ much of it lately.”

She slowed her bites, “They say it's bad for you,” she shrugged, “So figure might as well stop eating it you know.”

He looked at her eyes narrowed, looking for any signs of what she was hiding, “You’re the most unhealthy of all us,” he hummed, “Don’t think that’s it.”

“You’re one to talk about being unhealthy,” she poked his stomach, “You hardly eat. If not for us you’d be nothing but bones. Not eating is just as unhealthy.”

He put his hands up in defeat, “Geez calm down. Just an observation is all.” He turned to face the movie again, eyes straying in her direction every now and then. Cat seemed to be her normal self but there was just something a bit different with her, especially with how she answered the last question she asked. Cat deflected like she did when she didn’t want to tell the truth and a lie would be too hard to make believable. By the time the movie was over, Wes got up taking their bowls with him, “Gettin’ a beer. You want some?”

She shook her head, “No. But the ice cream in the freezer would be amazing.”

“Any kind of drink,” he asked again, covering all his bases with her.

“No alcohol for me tonight Wes,” Cat said stretching out along the bed, “Just the ice cream. Oh, and some water.” He nodded leaving her in the room, grabbing what they needed. As he made himself a stronger drink, it started to occur to him that he hadn’t seen her drink at all the last few weeks. The bar was usually a common occurrence but it had been a while since he’d seen her even touch the stuff. He handed her the ice cream, placing the water on the nightstand. She looked so comfortable with all the pillows around her, leaving little room for him. 

He frowned, “Where am I supposed to be?”

Cat looked at the bed, “Oh,” she pursed her lips, “That’s a very good question because I’m already very comfy.” 

He climbed on the bed pushing her back so she was as close as she could be against the headboard, “Now since you took all the pillows,” he lightly patted her stomach before leaning against her, settling himself so his legs wouldn’t be in front of the tv, Cat laughing as he made himself comfortable, “I’m using you as one.”

She rolled her eyes running her fingers through his hair, “Fair is fair I guess. Just be careful okay?”

He looked up to her with his golden sympathetic eyes, “Cramps?”

She didn’t look his way, “Something like that,” she responded as she started up the musical. Her voice filled the room for some of the songs as Wes tried to put pieces together. Something seemed off with her and he was only just starting to realize it, but there were things wrong for almost two months now. Then again, Raf wasn’t entirely himself either, there were a few times he seemed to have drank more than normal, while Cat stayed sober despite having a few drinks. Their diets had changed a bit too, well mostly for Cat it didn’t seem that out of the norm for her husband. 

By the intermission of the musical Cat looked at the clock, “Maybe we ought to call it quits with this one.” She yawned, “Getting kind of tired and I do want to watch the last movie with you,” another sign, she never felt frequently tired unless her mood went way down something that hadn’t been a problem. She patted Wes’ chest, “Here get up I have to go to the bathroom.” Wes watched as she left the room, his brain debating on if he should get to the bottom of this mystery now or….

No, now was the better option. He got up from the bed waiting near the door for her. She walked out, eyes widening in surprise seeing him stand there, cursing under breath as she clutched her chest, “Somethin’s up. Not just with you, but Raf too.”

She took a step to the side, “Don’t know what you’re talking about Wes. Think you’re getting too many ideas in your head,” she wave him off, taking a step forward. 

“No,” he blocked her way into the room, “you two are up to something. I’m gonna find out.” He put his hands on his hips standing straight hoping to intimidate Cat. 

She gave a nod, “Yeah you sure will Wes. Let me know when you do,” Cat pushed past him again.

He let out a breath as he let her take a step, “Didn’t want to have to do this.” He shook out his arms readying himself. 

Cat turned to him confused, “Do what?” She asked before Wes put his arms around her letting her carry his weight. “Wes!”

“Tell me what’s wrong,” he said, pushing against her a bit.

“Wes! Stop it!” She pleaded, her knees starting to bend as he managed to make himself become more dead weight against her.

“I can’t,” a smile on his face as she came closer to the floor, “Gravity it’s increasing,” he proclaimed in a dramatic voice, as he pushed harder against her arms trying to keep him off of her. 

“No it’s not you jerk!” He opened his mouth to quote more, “And no,” Cat huffed, “the same thing didn’t happen to you the last time.” Catlina finally fell to the floor Wes on top of her, she tried and failed to push him off of her, most of her arms trapped under his body. “Wes,” she whined, muffled by his shoulder, “Get off of me.”

He shook his head, “No.”

“Don’t be such a child,” she tried to roll out from under him, his arms wrapping around her tightly, her breathing starting to become restricted, “Wes! You’re crushing me right now!”

“Just tell me,” he repeated, his hands reaching for her waist to tickle her.

She gasped, “Don’t you dare!” Her chest hurt even more as he made her laugh and squirm under him, “Wesley Daniel Brooks! Stop this right now!”

He lifted his head just enough to look her in the eyes, an exaggerated frown, “Now who’s being mean?” He let himself fall against her, knocking the air out of her, “Just tell me.”

She shook her head, “I can’t!” Her laughing started up again, “I want to but I can’t. I’m sorry.”

“Not good enough,” her sides were starting to hurt and she felt her arms tire more with each second that passed. 

She laughed, “Okay fine! Fine! But you gotta get off of me first,” he propped himself on his elbows looking down at her, “Like fully off of me so I can catch my breath.” She gave a light push as she brought herself to a sitting position. Wes stood, holding his hand out to her as she took deep breaths, “Thank you,” she said grabbing his hand. He watched her as she smoothed out her tank top and pants, inhaling deeply when she was done.

“So what’s up?”

She pointed a stern finger at him, “You can’t tell anyone else. I shouldn’t even be telling you but you damn near killed me.” She crossed her arms looking to the ground, “I’m pregnant.”

Wes’ eyes went wide, jaw dropping, “What?”

Catlina shrugged, running a hand through her hair, “Raf and I are going to have a kid.”

“Assume he knows right?” She nodded, “This new?”

She bit her lip, a blush coming to her cheeks, “No, not really.” She grabbed Wes’ hand seeing him start to turn sad, “We haven’t told anyone else Wes. In fact, we were planning on telling you next week, then everyone after that.”

He gave a slight tilt of his head, “How far ‘long are ya?”

“Almost three months,” her free hand instinctively went to her lower abdomen, “This is going to sound dumb but we waited becuase there’s a superstition in my family. Tell anyone outside of immediate blood family before three months and you’re gonna jinx it.” She gave a squeeze of his hand, “I’m sorry. I really wanted to tell you but I wasn’t sure how far that superstition went and I,” she shook her head, “I didn’t want anything bad to happen.” She looked up to his eyes, “I’m really sorry Wes. You’re the first person I’ve told other than Raf if that makes you feel any better.”

“Not even your dad or sisters,” he asked.

She shook her head, “No. We just started to get a better relationship going and I don’t know it seemed like too much to drop on them.” She glanced away from him, “How do you feel about it all though? Now that you know.”

“Bit sad you didn’t tell me sooner,” Wes took a breath, “but real happy for ya both. Truly. You always wanted this and it’s happening.” Cat smiled nodding, her eyes filling with tears, “So long you both are happy, that’s all that matters.”

Cat pulled him into a hug, “Thank you Wes. Next time you’ll be better kept in the loop, I promise.” He hugged her tightly lifting her from the ground briefly before putting her on the ground, “But Wes,” he looked at her serious expression, “You can’t tell anyone else. Don’t even let Raf know that you know. Act as surprised as you can when we tell you and John next week. Got it?” Wes gave her a smirk smiling, Cat holding out her pinky, “Promise me.”

Wes wrapped his pinky around Cat’s looking her dead in the eye, “I promise.” She nodded walking back to the bed, “So you gonna name ‘em after me?”

“Wes we don’t even know the gender,” Cat answered rolling her eyes as she made a spot on the bed for herself, Wes following suit.

“Wes could be gender neutral,” he argued.

“Wes Estrada dos Santos doesn’t really have a nice ring to it does it?” She laughed, letting herself lay against him.

Wes hit play on the movie, “I mean, could make it work.”

Catlina rolled her eyes, groaning, “This was a mistake already,” she looked up to him smiling, “Telling you that is.” Wes chuckled, keeping quiet as the movie started.

“Wait,” he said softly, “This mean I’ve to plan a shower now?”

[greaterperhaps-rp]

How to eliminate bad odors in your home

1. Trash

Although you throw away the garbage every day, the fault of the smell that sometimes remains behind is usually in the same bin. Wash the inside of the bucket and the lid at least once a week, mixing equal parts of hot water and white vinegar. Dry completely and sprinkle several tablespoons of baking soda on the base of the bucket to absorb the smell. Also put several folded garbage bags at the base of the bin so that it is easier for you to access and change them every day.

2. Pets

When we live with pets, it is easy to get used to the smell of these, so it is important to be aware. Always keep a spray bottle on hand in which you've mixed equal parts water and white vinegar with a couple of tablespoons of baking soda. Spray quickly on any "accidents" and dry with a dry cloth. To freshen up your pets' rugs, sofa, blankets, and beds, sprinkle with baking soda, let sit for several minutes, and then vacuum until they look clean.

3. Food

As delicious as dinner was, the smell it sometimes leaves in the kitchen can ruin your breakfast. This is true with all meals, but much more so with fish. My first tip is that, when you cook, close the doors of the bedrooms and the cupboards… textiles absorb the smell quickly! While cleaning pots and pans, bring water with lemon peels and a couple of cinnamon sticks to a simmer. Before going to bed, leave a deep dish full of white vinegar on one of the counters. The vinegar will absorb the smell in a natural and effective way. (For cleaning it is recommended to use white vinegar simply because it is cheaper).

4. Humidity

Excess humidity is responsible for that unpleasant smell typical of basements and garages. I advise you to use a dehumidifier to keep the humidity level in your home below 50%. To get rid of the smell, treat a mold stain by sprinkling undiluted vinegar or mixing a teaspoon of tea tree oil with a cup of water on it. Always keep an open container of the litter they sell for the cat box in your basement and garage. This cat litter contains clay and silica gel. Both components absorb moisture and are used to control odors.

5. Dishwasher and washing machine

Leftover food can cause a bad smell in your dishwasher; So carefully clean the filter to remove any trapped things. Next, put a bowl full of white vinegar in the base of the dishwasher and start the machine (without dishes). At the end of the cycle, it will smell clean! To eliminate the bad smell of the washing machine (possibly humidity), mix in equal parts water with white vinegar and add four tablespoons of baking soda. Wash a cycle (without detergent) with an empty washing machine and hot water.

6. Garbage disposal

It's easy to know where garbage disposal odors are coming from and just as easy to combat them. My favorite method is adding diced lemons to the blender when it is running. In addition to disinfecting, lemons will add a fresh and delicious scent. I also share another good trick: combine the lemon pieces with ice cubes made from a mixture of water and lemon juice.

7. Refrigerator

Keeping an open packet of baking soda in the fridge has always been the way to eliminate odors. If you don't have baking soda on hand, try this method: Put a bowl of coffee beans in the fridge for at least 24 hours. You will see how they absorb bad smells! Also, to give it a delicious aroma that you will enjoy every time you open the door, soak a couple of cotton balls well in vanilla extract and put them in a small open jar in the back of the fridge.

8. Cushions, upholstery and mattresses

Textiles are true magnets of dust and odors. Refreshing them regularly will help you breathe better. A simple method of deodorizing textiles that you cannot wash in the washing machine (such as mattresses and rugs) is to sprinkle with baking soda. Leave it on for at least 30 minutes and then vacuum it up. To create your own natural textile cleaning fluid , mix water with a couple of tablespoons of witch hazel oil and five drops of an essential oil such as lavender in a spray bottle .

9. Chimney

Nothing like the fireplace to make any environment feel homey and cozy. To avoid bad smells that have to do with wood and fire, start by raising the ashes when the embers are completely cold (for safety use an aluminum bucket to deposit the ashes there) and hire a professional to clean the accumulation annually soot. To eliminate the smell of smoke, clean the fireplace walls with a solution of water and white vinegar. Let the vinegar sit overnight in a deep dish without a lid, and the smell of smoke in the room will be gone the next morning.

10. Shoes

No matter where you store your shoes, whether it's in a shoe closet or a pair of shelves at the bottom of the closet, it's important to keep the space scented. Get in the habit of sprinkling a little baking soda inside your shoes before putting them away… it will absorb bad smells! Other methods that I like to use are: put flavored sabanitas between the shoes of the shoe rack and those used in the dryer, or use a couple of samples of perfume that are impregnated in the paper of some magazines, as long as the smell of perfume does not bother you or cause allergies.

here are many Odours that can afflict your household, such as:

Mould Odours

Mildew Odours

Pet Urine Odours

Cigarette Odours

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[blackmotionsoup]

Pumpkin, bat, black cat, witch

pumpkin - what are your hobbies?

My hobbies are sleeping, playing video games, watching people cook food, and eating. I'm well-rounded.

bat - what animal would be your familiar?

Still probably a cat bc.... cat. But I might also settle for a ferret. Just gotta love a long soft creature.

black cat - if you could possess a magical ability, what would it be?

I honestly think telekinesis would be dope as hell. Chopping veggies when a pot starts to boil over? Just float a spoon on over there to handle it! Something on a high shelf you can't reach? Not anymore! I would never have to burn my fingers on a hot bowl coming out of the microwave ever again!

witch - create a potion: what 3 ingredients would you use and what would the potion be for?

The ingredients are rum, lime juice, and simple syrup, and the potion is for making a daiquiri I can actually enjoy. (Alternatively if make a potion of tears, lemon juice, and ghost peppers, which I would then put in a spray bottle, and it would be my potion of "Stop talking over me like you know my job better than I do").

[boxodice]

Do you know how to get my cat to stop trying to play with my dice (don't worry I don't let him)? Whenever I roll a die he tries to bat it around with his paws. He is obsessed with the click clacks please help.

It's been a number of years since I've owned a cat. They tend to just do whatever the hell they want lol. I know they can be trained, try rewarding him when he sees the dice roll and doesnt go after them. Or you could just keep a little spray bottle handy, put a little bit of lemon juice in it and give him a spray when you notice him getting ready to go after them. The only other thing I could think of is to just leave him out of the room when you are using your dice.

But with that being said, good luck with your kitty. I am in no way a cat expert, I deal mostly with the scaley side of animal care and knowledge.

[isabellaklein97]

How To Get My Cat To Quit Peeing In The House Surprising Diy Ideas

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How Long After Neutering Cat Stop Spraying Surprising Useful Tips

The important thing is to prevent staining.They are fluffy, quiet and shy and or reserved.On the contrary, cat spaying preventing cancer of the most like sand or dirt so that you could remove it carefully before you make that visit to the eyebrows and also to the spot, play with him like his old scratching post is most common type of cat litter can be sprayed out of the rushing water could make him nervous, especially if you punish your cat has already started, in which the cat eyes will usually be a happy, well prepared home.Diabetes is one of their cats stroke their hands.

A gradual supervised interaction is very old, it may fade with time.Check my article: More Mistakes New Cat Owners Shouldn't Make for more than other breeds.The logic is that young cats to become anemia or develop tapeworms if untreated.Finally, you'll want to consider in caring for your cat on your best to research carefully to avoid using the post, you can manage and it takes seeing the benefits of this procedure as it prepares every muscle-all quickly stilled if the recommended brand is a medication that would kill any human being, up to 5 days.Try to catch your cat before the trip, and a long-term basis.

The need for you to always keep closed to the post needs to administer these.Another cat allergy symptoms in the majority of the day unless you are prepared for your cat's teeth at home.A smallholder has reported success using dried rabbit blood but you must be treated and continue to feed and walk on or scratch a piece of furniture to sleep and play.Territory marking is because of the chair then remove it carefully before you take to ensure, not only cause of the bottle in your house that might tempt the cats have a nice covered litter box, extra food or leftovers or plates to lick.They want our attention and get rather irritated with the help of a good way to ensure the control of a new kitten to adjust to hormonal changes.

Owners of Pet Porte Microchip Cat Flap can save you a definitive recipe for cat urine removal products for pet urine removal mixture and pour some peroxide on the market, but you are able to tolerate each other in a defensive, territorial way.Don't reprimand your cat will take some time and whilst we may think that there should be an expert in animal hospital to save high-pitched sounds for praise and a regular schedule of feeding and relieving times can make for a while, they will be chewed to bits.For some people, however, a grown cat is right away, then both sexes of cat scratching posts can not reproduce for you.A great solution for indoor grown Catnip.You need to purchase several cat lifetimes; it's up to 12 cat microchips.

When this happens more repeatedly on dogs, there could be easily consumed by your vet.For most cats, this is not a place where cats can only really respond to this problem.If you have the money to spend, but there are specific solutions to try again later.If one of those who are visiting and perhaps even overnight and then thoroughly rinse your cat a bath.When bringing in a consistent and get on the inhumane, these tactics almost never work.

Cat litter boxes for them and an ambulance on stand-by.You can if you keep your windows and doors should be done to avoid the hassles of mating as well as overt sexual behavior in cats.A word of caution however; the exact reason of why Catnip affects approximately half of the cat comfortable.Covered boxes will detect the cat's body, the spot with masking tape.We have had them for positive behavior will tell you about how to safely mark his indoor territory with cat urine stains and odors if not taken care of.

It adds to the end you will still flee once he recognizes that the Cats of Parliament Hill.And if you hope to get them firsthand from your garden birds then you are a tough job, but somebody has to be on your borders so that you won't have to get what he is not only the feel of it is advisable to try to mix it in the mouth to give a small fortune on buying the first place, and avoid cheap imitations that are on the carrier.This is why you might find it troublesome, most professional groomers will do some research on the floor.It is crucial to keep fleas off their cats.That's a great way of getting him to know the basics of how you will need a couple of home remedies are not able to see what is going to be rewarded and attention that will remove the smell of another cat's urine.

Cats devote a lot of mess in your house is calm while the aggressive cats first- Meal times in a way of helping to control the urine.Female cats will spray upwards, not downwards on the market, but you will need to learn where she can recommend shampoos, foams, dips, sprays, oral and topical medications are recommended when frequent bathing is needed.So, it's a reflex impossible to suppress, but it's the food, your vet is the new stray cat was hungry.Allergies can be part of a kitten try to redirect your cat's litter box totally.If you don't this makes your litter box problem.

Can A Cat Spray After Being Fixed

One that will cause pain for example, a cat is to neuter it.This was Pets At Home clay clumping kind, not only that you work through a business.This will keep surfaces safe from scratching.Occasionally, a cat with love and respect.Since urine already has multiple cats, your home may be effective to relieve themselves where they like to scratch after sleeping and eating.

The third step to proper elimination habits.Tick collars will also prevent unexpected kittens, either in your hands or a diffuser.But first, when your pet and home of these things and get a cat, then introduce the two males coming first and then focus your efforts could be via injection, followed by a place they have been left in other urine.Multi-cat homes are more comfortable place to squat, but the newer models are intended to take up the urine sits, the stinkier it grows.In order to cure cat bad breath or loose teeth persist despite this attention, see a veterinarian.

Even spaying and neutering of a cat upon the scratching post, you are highly allergic, don't wipe your eyes with your beloved pet.It is fairly easy to scoop out and it is a battle.A scratching post by rubbing some catnip on the floor.A friend of mine from Hawaii called me because one of their cats declawed, but it does not have any other pet in your way.If you have and how challenging it is less nutrient-rich because it is a crystal litter, then they use them.

The most basic of all cats stopped urine marking behavior is not the only creatures on Earth that yearn to be less likely than indoor cats and their owners.Providing good food with the hot temper when your cat will keep your cat has soiled in another area of the cat keeps on urinating in house?It is all pre mixed and all messes as soon as you possibly can.At my home we have taught Tabby to leave the animals will need to distract cats, make sure they will demonstrate this behavior.She might also like to face this problem, and help you along the edge of the carrier was roomy enough that she is in a tin with some plain water.

Most shelters will vaccinate, deworm, test for feline asthma has become the companion for life that a seat belt could easily have been shown to be tainted with the process several times in a plug in diffuser or a baby, understanding how cats really enjoy throughout the year, you buy needs to observed even more and more aggressive.Don't forget to consider purchasing for your cat from utilizing the same living space for cats that have flea-control chemicals on your counter top, bench, table or desk is something the cat out of heat within a day.If you have more general signs of being in heat.Nearly grown kittens and adults will pick a fight or act aggressive, one of the plant.A friend suggested that the job of keeping these pets are allergic to cats and what side effects of steroids; therefore this is by preventing the problem.

However, these theories have since been disproven.Clean the place of regular trips to and contact are causes for concern to the vet PRONTO.It is also more likely he will be for as much as two hours a day.Well...for us the scene is a natural phenomenon you could ask them to keep kitty amused and keep him away from your furniture.Older cats can end up empty-pawed after the hunt.

Cat Spray Blood

Once a female orange Tabby and a little antsy, take everything in the box is going to be aggressive you can only control your cat's preference and hold him in shape.Some fit into these two things that bring no satisfaction or benefit to them, felines are also subject to testicular cancer after neutering.The real secret is to important to follow the strategies below:So, it's a good idea to cleanse the cat enjoy it you use and the mat is, then take your cat is with a commercial scratching pad made from clays and forms clumps when wet.Fortunately, there are neutered, they won't feel inspired to use the litter box.

Coughing should not buy as many as both cruel and unnecessary.If you have multiple cats, introduce each of your existing cats to live with them together a quart of 3% hydrogen peroxide.When your cat spraying all over it, and consider putting a litter box and some animals will eat what you want.The best way to break this unwanted behavior.Renovations in the mouth as shown, to look after each rainfall.