#Cassandra Coni

[pleasant4ever]

Cassandra and Don got married after Don had affairs with Dina and Nina. They had 2 twins, Cony and Dany Lothario. Cassandra does not manage well the pressure of being a mother very well but she had a third one anyway, Eden Lothario.

once a cheater, always a cheater, when he goes to the grocery store, Don sees his mistresses.

[angst-and-eminence]

Presenting Angst and Emminance!... Ten sessions in...

CCKC (Current Cop Kill Counter): somewhere around 17?

[junkyard-gifs]

Skimbleshanks Gets All The Ladies. It is canon. Jennyanydots and Jellylorum are at his head and Bombalurina (after a brief flirtation with Tugger) climbs up onto the tyre in the first gif, shoving at Cassandra, to get her chance to fondle his legs.

Meanwhile, Mistoffelees almost fumbles the catch on the tin when it’s tossed to him but turns it into a flourish, and Tugger audibly squeaks in reaction then comes in slightly too late on his next line, with a bit of a chuckle.

(Buenos Aires 1993. Conie Marino as Jellylorum, Patricia Clark as Jennyanydots, María Roji as Cassandra. Possibly: Silvia Aruj as Bombalurina, Darío Petruzio as Skimbleshanks, Eduardo Alfonsin as Tugger, Miguel Angel Elías as Mistoffelees.)

[mosneakers]

Pick three random ocs and share three random facts about them!

ahhh this should be fun!! Thank you for this ask, darling! 😘

Coni Breeder-

1-You can't spell iconic without Coni! Coni has a really interesting history with names! You may already know the shocking and iconic story about her birth, (SPOILERS AHEAD if you're not caught up!) in which her surrogate mother named her Belladonna Cassandra Goth. Then when her surrogate mother was abducted, and the aliens found the newborn in the desert, where she was left, they gave her the name Concept Chair-Breeder. Coni for short. Chair being a last name passed down from her mother, Cacti Chair, taking a random earth word as a surname. And Breeder, her father's last name, chosen because their particular alien objective was to breed, much like humans would adopt surnames based on their type of work. (For example: Weaver, Brewer, Carpenter, etc.) But there's another moniker you don't know her by: Cherry. Before she showed up on Tycho Curious''s doorstep to court him, she worked for a while as "dancer" at the 8 Bells bar, where she obtained the funds that she needed to enroll in Foxbury with Tycho. She was hired as soon as she was old enough and she absolutely loved it 🤩 2- Growing up as an alien posing as a human in Strangerville, Coni has spent more time in her disguise than in her regular alien form. Naturally, this is where she feels most confident... in fact, some might consider her the most confident, but you may be surprised that when she's in her alien form, her self-esteem is entirely different.

3- Her favorite food is uncooked brownie mix, raw eggs and all. 😁

Audrey Scruggs-

1- When Audrey was in high school, she started her first job at the Taco Shell. She was a little young for the job, but her best friend's brother, Sunglo Darling, put in a good word for her and she was hired immediately. She worked there for about two weeks before getting upset with a customer and throwing a slushie on them. It's just what she does.

2- Audrey has a younger brother, Quentin Scruggs, who is often in trouble with the law for theft and has even been banned from Darling Treasures for stealing.

3- From as early on as she could recall, Audrey has always had a thing for older men. It started with crushes on teachers, (don't worry, they never reciprocated! 😝) then progressed on to increasingly more troublesome roles, usually ones of authority, before she ended up boldly seducing her military superior, Tank Grunt. She then went on to begin a pretty serious long-term relationship with him, even moving into his house. But Tank made a huge mistake when he begrudgingly allowed his brother, Ripp Grunt, a Strangerville psychiatric therapist, to join the family Winterfest dinner.

Audrey immediately developed the most irresistible crush on Ripp, more intense than any crush she'd ever experienced. Not only is he also much older than her (although slightly younger than Tank) He's mature, sensitive, edgy, progressive, and in Audrey's words "so incredibly hot!"Tank already hates his brother with a passion though, if he found out about this it'd probably cause him to spontaneously combust 😬

Sam Norwood-

1- Sam is always on the lookout for his dream man. He's looking for someone who's funny, charming, sweet, funny, and cute. In that order. Yeah, his dream man is definitely Charm Darling, and Sam believes they'd be together if Frieda didn't get to him first!

2-Sam once took a trip to Lucky Palms and won a quarter of a million simoleons, and spent it all that night.

3- Sam is very optimistic and loyal, and does everything he can to stay connected to old friends. When Coraleye became friends with her high school bully Mackenzie Benson and forgave her, Audrey developed some resentment towards her for that, and believed that she doesn't deserve to be forgiven. Sam was the one to continue to keep the three of them in touch, despite all three of them living very different lives. He's definitely the glue of the Coraleye/Audrey/Sam trio.

[isaterriblebore]

Happy International Women’s Day ❤️

Here are some amazing kitties! I will do a Starlight Express one after work :)

Olivia Branco as Jennyanydots and Carla Cottini as Jellylorum - Brazil Tour 2010

Femi Taylor as Bombalurina - Melbourne 1987

Sandra Brandauer as Demeter, Conie Marino as Jellylorum, and Cristina Girona as Bombalurina - Buenos Aires 1993

Gemma Buckingham as Electra - International Tour 2018

Makeely Clarke as Cassandra, Amanda Carnie as Sillabub, Carolyn Brown as Victoria, and Danielle Goullet as Rumpleteazer - Australia/NZ Tour 1989

Paola Contreras as Exotica - Mexico 2013

Liu Shiyu as Noilly Pratt - China 2012

Emily Tanner as Tantomile - Cast 6 Oasis of the Seas

Beata Alfondi as Etcetera - London 1992

Melina Charles as Olivia and Sophie Shanks as Electra - Australasia 2010

Taffy Taylor as Griddlebone - London 1984

Leslie Ellis as Grizabella - US Tour 3

Lynne Morrissey Calamia as Cassandra, Tesha Buss as Rumpleteazer, and Silvia Aruj as Tantomile - Broadway 1999

[beastboyg22]

Kısacası Allah belanı... cassandra sen iyice pis mi oldun ya. Git. O biz değiliz mal. Cidden inananlar çıkar diye korkuyorum yoksa umrumda olmazdı. Herkese söylüyorum bu biz değiliz haberiniz olsun. Raven kılıklı cassandra benim kılığıma giren de cony herhalde. Ve benzememişsiniz bu arada😠😤

Eee garaj ve fahşi. İğrençsiniz lan. Bu arada fahşi garaj durmadığı için kıskanıyo. Garaj dediğim gibi durmuyo eh daha fazla açıklama yapmama gerek yok herhalde 🤢🤮

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[mosneakers]

Introducing: Concept "Coni" Chair-Breeder, or as she was first known; Belladonna Cassandra Goth

-Some amount of years ago-

I must say I had my doubts about your capabilities, but this is an excellent specimen, number-

If we’re going to fully integrate into human society, you shouldn’t say ‘specimen’. Humans like to call them “babies”. And please, for the last time, number 12, call me by my human name…

[deep sigh] Okay, fine… Cacti.

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