#Chef Training

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[venomgaia]

Hey do u think any of the district 23 chefs have ever gotten 'ingredients' from R corp. All that meat has to go somewhere, unless R corp is pulling a soylent green

I'm sure there are plenty of places that could actually manage to use 'ingredients' from R corp seeing as there's absolutely a surplus! Although, anyone who's procuring fresh 'ingredients' for the sake of the culinary arts...may end up with more of a mess than they bargained for...

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

Ya think for a while after Berserk, after having to speak with a French accent for over a year, Alvin ever tried to talk and instinctively used the accent?

Cause im just imagining him doing it with Excellinor and her being like 'What the actual fuck are you doing'

[fisheito]

I started reading beastars so now HE's reading beastars .wait

THEY'RE reading beastars

[g00bergoo]

I’m working it yall, about halfway done with the height chart then I’ll get back to the intro cards

[exy-shmexy]

HC that Kevin has a dedicated time slot to go to the swimming pool not only because it’s a great sport to strengthen his body muscles and to reduce the pain in his wrist but also because it’s the only time where his mind stays quiet and he gets to keep his thoughts quiet. He could do laps upon laps for over an hour and it will leave him both exhausted and stress free for a blissful moment before he has to get back to real life.

Matt noticing Kevin has been eerily quiet for a few days so he asks Kevin if he can come to the swimming pool with him because he knows Kevin will push himself too hard again and could accidentally get injured. Kevin is surprised by the question but he says yes. Cue Matt going with him and realizing swimming DOES feel great so he goes back with Kevin again the following week. While Neil has Kevin’s evenings, Matt suddenly finds himself having two hours at the pool with him on Thursdays and he loves it. They get to talk about random things in the car and the locker room, Matt gets outraged Kevin hasn’t seen a certain movie, Kevin is unimpressed by Matt’s breaststroke. Matt holds Kevin up to it so they hold mini swimming competitions. Funnily enough, that’s how they really start bonding and enjoying each other’s company.

[thesinglesock]

movies Astrid: you better stop being a meanie or my boyfriend is going to kick your ass >:(

series Astrid:

[c-rowlesdraws]

hey there bud. Life is hard, and there is so much to worry about. But maybe watch Julia Child make Sole Bonne Femme and just have a nice time for half an hour.

[kenma-cuddles]

Nothing hurts worse than being a professionally trained foodservice worker who's gone to a technical highschool and culinary college, who's also desperately in love with Sanji

When I tell you it physically hurts to watch scenes of him cooking sometimes, I mean it

Like there's this one scene of him cooking in loguetown that has me screaming into the void

Why was bro using a kitchen knife to filet a fish and a meat cleaver to chop onions?

He didn't even USE a filet knife on that damn fish so I be KNOWN that fish ain't deboned

Also what the fuck is he doing just whipping some damn eggs?

At least if it was just the egg whites he could make a meringue but what the ACTUAL fuck is he hand whipping eggs for?

I actually for the LIFE OF ME can not figure out what he could possibly be doing with WHIPPED EGGS

AND DONT START ME ON AO3 SANJI TAGS CAUSE MY OSHA, SERVSAFE AND SERVSAFE ALCOHOL CERTIFIED ASS IS SCREAMING AND SOBBING FOR YALLS TO STOP HAVING HIS BACK BLOWN OUT IN HIS KITCHEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[seafoamdew]

@that1notetaker

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[screamn-robo-drawin]

I am a necromancer first and chef second.

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[littler3d]

Otto Hightower this episode is just realizing how dumb Aegon is honestly so funny. Like every time he’s shown up this episode he’s just been regretting his life choices.

[ladywaterfall]

Is there an active penumbra podcast fandom on here, cause I’m caught up soon and very much considering making a sideblog about it 👀

[ltlthetrifecta]

bullet train incorrect quotes

Tangerine: HELP! I TOLD LADYBUG I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Lemon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?