#Chilly Boi

[isawthesainz]

shirtless carlos because i am a simp for this man

[wombywoo]

On the Helcaraxë

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: I dont want to be warm. I want to be cold and made warm by being snugged under a blanket why is that difficult to understand

Jesper: Thats why you should sleep with the windows open!

Wylan: But the criminals will get in

Jesper:

Jesper: …The call is coming from inside the house

[corrodedcoughin]

They’ve been seeing each other for just under a year when Steve points out that they’ve never actually made a meal together. He doesn’t think mucb of it, just a passing comment but Eddie sees it as a ‘couple activity’ and declares that It Must Be Done. And what better reason than to celebrate Wayne’s upcoming birthday?

Now the meal they plan is one of Wayne’s favourites, hearty chilli that takes hours of low heat simmering and ingredient preparation. The pair of them head out to get the groceries the weekend of Wayne’s birthday and start cooking as soon as they get home, hoping to be finished before Wayne’s shift ends. Eddie has dug out an old scrap of paper with a recipe neatly writing along the fading lines detailing the step by step instructions. It’s covered in various stains, the writing has run in places, the condition of the paper is a testament to the love this meal has in the munson household and it makes Steve smile to see something so care-worn.

Side by side they start on the vegetables, Eddie wearing goggles to protect himself from onion attack as he calls it and Steve with sunglasses at Eddie’s insistence ‘Steve this guy is going to be firing stray tear bullets and I won’t let you be a casualty’. The pair of them looking a sight for sore eyes. Fully kitted up in ‘Protective Gear’ Eddie is chopping the onion, letting out little screams of pain and terror as he sentences the vegetable to its frying pan death, acting as executioner. Honestly he’s having a great time role playing as an onion.

In between his tiny screams he hears Steve’s own mutterings timed with his own cutting motions. A notable and iconic ‘vooooosh, vooosh’ clear lightsaber sound effects as he decapitates a chilli pepper, clearly lost in his own little world. Eddie can’t help himself, or more accurately, doesn’t even think it through. He drops his knife and turns to Steve, grabs him by the face and solemnly states ‘I love you’. They haven’t said it before, both thinking it of each other but too jumbled up in their own thoughts to say it out loud, not wanting to shatter what they have.

There’s no hesitation now as Steve lets a slow smile spread across his face and leans into Eddie. ‘I know. I mean….I love you too, sorry tried to do the Han and Leia Thing and uhh I just… I love you’ Eddie leans in to kiss him, intends to keep kissing him goggles be damned but feels a wetness on his finger tips where he’s holding Steve’s face.

Pulling back, he begins to say ‘hey, you okay? Sorry to spring this on you, I-‘

The sentence isn’t finished before Steve is ripping off his sunglasses. ‘Dude. The onions. FUCK they’re strong. Oh my god. Shit shit shit!’ Eyes streaming and furiously rubbing at them. Then? Screaming as the chilli sets in.

Wayne comes home that night to find a chilli half way through being cooked and two very happy boys. ‘Sorry it isn’t ready yet, had bit of a delay.’ Eddie reports from his place on the couch, goggles pushing his hair back and feet on Steve’s lap. Wayne glances over to steve who is sitting back with a wet cloth over his eyes and held in place by sunglasses. Wayne would ask questions but he knows better than that by now. Instead he just takes his jacket off, grabs a beer and waits for his chilli with his family, sometimes ignorance is bliss.

[sleepystarb0y]

25 days of agere moodboards :: day 5 :: your favourite show to watch - Bluey

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

jsyk for the entirety of autumn i will be rotating this image in my mind 24/7

[bolodamoranguinho]

ferrari team wishing carlos a speedy recovery. ollie & charles on the front (the chillis im crying rn 🥹❤️‍🩹

[moronicmetalballenthusiast]

. • --–––——Wheatley——–––-- • .

. • --–––——Chell——–––-- • .

[securelyinsecure]

They cute 😍

[iersei]

could i get some scary angst please?

[VOTE GLENN CLOSE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND AND GET A SKETCH REQUEST!!]

i just got you back.

[isawthesainz]

carlossainz55 Choose your race week face 😁

[anxiouspineapples]

someone give this boy a scarf

[masons-tours]

Mason, Benny, Chilly, Harvey, Anish, Jodie & Woody at Spain GP

Source: Jonatan.GS TikTok

[sbrown82]

You better getcho man, Chilli! 💅🏿

[buffetlicious]

Am back to pack my dinner from Western Boy Express on the way back from office. Ordered the S$8.90 Chicken Steak Aglio Olio (鸡扒蒜香意面) plus add in S$3 set meal and extra S$0.50 takeaway box surcharge. Trust me, it is worth to make it a set meal as you get a crisp salad, cheesy fries and creamy mushroom soup to go with the main course. The pan-fried boneless chicken thigh can barely fit inside the box atop the olive oil-based spaghetti. The skin is charred and crispy while the chicken still remains juicy and tender.