#Chip Key Programming

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Cars Key Services

Locksmiths do not only work for your homes and offices, or wherever there’s a jammed or malfunctioning lock within a building. There are, in fact, locksmiths that specialize in dealing with cars of all kinds. For instance, there are the automotive locksmith Atlanta who are of service to your for you your lost cay keys. These Cars Key Service have the necessary tools, equipment, and skills to get the job done. Knowing this, you should put to mind that lockouts and your need for key replacements is something that you should not worry much about as you have professionals willing to back you up on this particular need. Our service : *Transponder Key Programming *Opening Car Door *Car Remote Replacement *Auto Key Duplication *Car Unlocking *Replacement Auto Keys *Car Keys Locked in Car *Car Door Locks *Chip Key Programming *Locksmith For Car Door *Lost My Car Key *Car Lockout Service Car Key Service Georgia 18 Capitol Square SW, 30303 404-530-9684 all day 8:00AM - 11:00PM

30 % disscount of 2nd ignition key

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Chicago Car Locksmith

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Locksmith Friendswood TX

If you left something cooking on the stove and can't get back into your house because you have a home lockout, what would you do? Call your Friendswood home locksmith to help you. Available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, we can get to your house quickly and help rekey locks so that you can get back into your house. We are an emergency locksmith that reacts quickly when we get a customer's call because we know how serious being locked out of house can be.

Our Services : Home Lockout Home Keyless Entry Car Key Replacement Chip Key Programming Car Lockouts Office Lockout Change Office Locks

(281) 671-0153 1608 S. Friendswood #C110, Friendswood, TX, 77546 Mon - Fri: 8:00am - 08:00pm & Sat-Sun: 09:00am - 05:00pm

[kiakeyreplacementhouston]

Kia Key Replacement Houston

Owning a Kia car means that all locksmith issues will be solved on-site immediately, whenever the time, even at midnight; we offer 24-hr unlocking service and provide car key cutting and car key programming at the dealership quality. All you need to do is to get in touch with Kia Key Replacement and say; I need support in Houston, Texas streets. We make sure to come to our customers with an estimated arrival time of no more than 20 minutes. transponder key replacement ignition key made fob key replacement fob key battery replacement chip key programming keyless remote replacement 281-407-7715 4068 Bellaire Blvd, Houston, TX, 77025 Mon-Sun 08:00 AM-11:00 PM

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Mitsubishi Key Replacement

For Mitsubishi car owners throughout Richmond, Texas, and the surrounding areas, you can get specialized locksmiths in this vehicle name on your side to provide on-site car key-made services for any model at the dealership quality. All you have to do is to get in touch with Mitsubishi Key Replacement and enjoy the experiment of having the key cut and programmed on the roadside on time at the most professional standards. key-cutting transponder key replacement ignition key-made fob key replacement keyless remote replacement car keys replacement chip key programming 281-846-5674‬ 1850 Farm to Market 359, Richmond, TX, 77406 Mon-Sun 08:00 AM- 11:00 PM

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Locksmiths Humble TX

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[nissankeyreplacement66]

Nissan Key Replacement

(928) 421-1082‬

8245 W Grand Ave, 85345, Peoria, AZ

https://nissankeyreplacementpeoria.com

Why do you go to the dealership when you can get the car key replaced at the location, anywhere in Peoria, Arizona? We at Nissan Key Replacement have designed our services to be fully mobile, depending on a fleet of trucks that surrounds each district in the city; each of these trucks includes the latest car key cutting equipment, the up-to-date car key programming hardware, and all the tools and blanks needed to make any key on-site.

Our Services

Car Lockout

Keyless Entry Remotes

Transponder Chip Keys

Replace Ignition Key

Key Fob Programming

Lost Car Keys

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30% 2nd Ignition Key

Hours Operation

Mon-Sun 08:00 AM-11:00 PM

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Auto Peoria Key & Lock

http://autolocsmithpeoria-az.com

If you need key fob programming, we can help you too. Sometimes this is hard for the average driver to do and much better left to the professionals. If this item has gone out of line, call us and we will be there within a short time.

Our Services

Car Lockout

Keyless Entry Remotes

Transponder Chip Keys

Replace Ignition Key

Key Fob Programming

Lost Car Keys

SPECIAL OFFER

30% Discount of 2nd Ignition Key

Hours Operation

Mon - Fri: 6:30AM - 7:30PM

Sat - Sun: 8:30AM - 4:30PM

[alexlocksmithpeoria]

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623-239-1308

8268 W Lake Pleasant Pkwy Peoria, AZ 85382

http://carkeylocksmithpeoriaaz.com

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Our Services

Car Lockout

Keyless Entery Remotes

Transponder Chip Keys

Replace Ignition Key

Key Fob Programming

Lost Car Keys Replacement

Special Offers 30% off Discount of 2nd ignition

Hours Operation

Mon - Fri: 6:00AM - 7:00PM

Sat - Sun: 9:30AM - 5:30PM

[carkeyseabrook-blog]

Car Key Seabrook

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[xhorseshop]

VVDI2 Volvo XC90 2004 AKL Transponder problem

I own a 2004 Volvo XC90 AKl. I used SMOK JTAG to read the 28F400 flash from the CEM in BDM. Then, I used Xhorse vvdi2 to create a new chip, ID 48, and successfully wrote the file back. Put everything back but no crank. The only fault code present in the CEM is related to the transponder. It seems like VVDI2 did not perform well in this case, has anyone else managed to successfully work on this particular car using VVDI2?

Here is the solution：

You can do them all by reading eeprom, then writing it to a super chip. Don’t write anything back, all of them worked.

Customer feedback:

I've sorted it. JTAG for some reason swaps the bytes and before you use that file you need to swap the bytes. Then I did a super chip with Xhorse vvdi2 and started the car. Without writing anything back, thanks for your help.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Three AI insights for hard-charging, future-oriented smartypantses

MERE HOURS REMAIN for the Kickstarter for the audiobook for The Bezzle, the sequel to Red Team Blues, narrated by @wilwheaton! You can pre-order the audiobook and ebook, DRM free, as well as the hardcover, signed or unsigned. There’s also bundles with Red Team Blues in ebook, audio or paperback.

Living in the age of AI hype makes demands on all of us to come up with smartypants prognostications about how AI is about to change everything forever, and wow, it's pretty amazing, huh?

AI pitchmen don't make it easy. They like to pile on the cognitive dissonance and demand that we all somehow resolve it. This is a thing cult leaders do, too – tell blatant and obvious lies to their followers. When a cult follower repeats the lie to others, they are demonstrating their loyalty, both to the leader and to themselves.

Over and over, the claims of AI pitchmen turn out to be blatant lies. This has been the case since at least the age of the Mechanical Turk, the 18th chess-playing automaton that was actually just a chess player crammed into the base of an elaborate puppet that was exhibited as an autonomous, intelligent robot.

The most prominent Mechanical Turk huckster is Elon Musk, who habitually, blatantly and repeatedly lies about AI. He's been promising "full self driving" Telsas in "one to two years" for more than a decade. Periodically, he'll "demonstrate" a car that's in full-self driving mode – which then turns out to be canned, recorded demo:

https://www.reuters.com/technology/tesla-video-promoting-self-driving-was-staged-engineer-testifies-2023-01-17/

Musk even trotted an autonomous, humanoid robot on-stage at an investor presentation, failing to mention that this mechanical marvel was just a person in a robot suit:

https://www.siliconrepublic.com/machines/elon-musk-tesla-robot-optimus-ai

Now, Musk has announced that his junk-science neural interface company, Neuralink, has made the leap to implanting neural interface chips in a human brain. As Joan Westenberg writes, the press have repeated this claim as presumptively true, despite its wild implausibility:

https://joanwestenberg.com/blog/elon-musk-lies

Neuralink, after all, is a company notorious for mutilating primates in pursuit of showy, meaningless demos:

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

I'm perfectly willing to believe that Musk would risk someone else's life to help him with this nonsense, because he doesn't see other people as real and deserving of compassion or empathy. But he's also profoundly lazy and is accustomed to a world that unquestioningly swallows his most outlandish pronouncements, so Occam's Razor dictates that the most likely explanation here is that he just made it up.

The odds that there's a human being beta-testing Musk's neural interface with the only brain they will ever have aren't zero. But I give it the same odds as the Raelians' claim to have cloned a human being:

https://edition.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/01/03/cf.opinion.rael/

The human-in-a-robot-suit gambit is everywhere in AI hype. Cruise, GM's disgraced "robot taxi" company, had 1.5 remote operators for every one of the cars on the road. They used AI to replace a single, low-waged driver with 1.5 high-waged, specialized technicians. Truly, it was a marvel.

Globalization is key to maintaining the guy-in-a-robot-suit phenomenon. Globalization gives AI pitchmen access to millions of low-waged workers who can pretend to be software programs, allowing us to pretend to have transcended the capitalism's exploitation trap. This is also a very old pattern – just a couple decades after the Mechanical Turk toured Europe, Thomas Jefferson returned from the continent with the dumbwaiter. Jefferson refined and installed these marvels, announcing to his dinner guests that they allowed him to replace his "servants" (that is, his slaves). Dumbwaiters don't replace slaves, of course – they just keep them out of sight:

https://www.stuartmcmillen.com/blog/behind-the-dumbwaiter/

So much AI turns out to be low-waged people in a call center in the Global South pretending to be robots that Indian techies have a joke about it: "AI stands for 'absent Indian'":

https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/29/pay-no-attention/#to-the-little-man-behind-the-curtain

A reader wrote to me this week. They're a multi-decade veteran of Amazon who had a fascinating tale about the launch of Amazon Go, the "fully automated" Amazon retail outlets that let you wander around, pick up goods and walk out again, while AI-enabled cameras totted up the goods in your basket and charged your card for them.

According to this reader, the AI cameras didn't work any better than Tesla's full-self driving mode, and had to be backstopped by a minimum of three camera operators in an Indian call center, "so that there could be a quorum system for deciding on a customer's activity – three autopilots good, two autopilots bad."

Amazon got a ton of press from the launch of the Amazon Go stores. A lot of it was very favorable, of course: Mister Market is insatiably horny for firing human beings and replacing them with robots, so any announcement that you've got a human-replacing robot is a surefire way to make Line Go Up. But there was also plenty of critical press about this – pieces that took Amazon to task for replacing human beings with robots.

What was missing from the criticism? Articles that said that Amazon was probably lying about its robots, that it had replaced low-waged clerks in the USA with even-lower-waged camera-jockeys in India.

Which is a shame, because that criticism would have hit Amazon where it hurts, right there in the ole Line Go Up. Amazon's stock price boost off the back of the Amazon Go announcements represented the market's bet that Amazon would evert out of cyberspace and fill all of our physical retail corridors with monopolistic robot stores, moated with IP that prevented other retailers from similarly slashing their wage bills. That unbridgeable moat would guarantee Amazon generations of monopoly rents, which it would share with any shareholders who piled into the stock at that moment.

See the difference? Criticize Amazon for its devastatingly effective automation and you help Amazon sell stock to suckers, which makes Amazon executives richer. Criticize Amazon for lying about its automation, and you clobber the personal net worth of the executives who spun up this lie, because their portfolios are full of Amazon stock:

https://sts-news.medium.com/youre-doing-it-wrong-notes-on-criticism-and-technology-hype-18b08b4307e5

Amazon Go didn't go. The hundreds of Amazon Go stores we were promised never materialized. There's an embarrassing rump of 25 of these things still around, which will doubtless be quietly shuttered in the years to come. But Amazon Go wasn't a failure. It allowed its architects to pocket massive capital gains on the way to building generational wealth and establishing a new permanent aristocracy of habitual bullshitters dressed up as high-tech wizards.

"Wizard" is the right word for it. The high-tech sector pretends to be science fiction, but it's usually fantasy. For a generation, America's largest tech firms peddled the dream of imminently establishing colonies on distant worlds or even traveling to other solar systems, something that is still so far in our future that it might well never come to pass:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/09/astrobezzle/#send-robots-instead

During the Space Age, we got the same kind of performative bullshit. On The Well David Gans mentioned hearing a promo on SiriusXM for a radio show with "the first AI co-host." To this, Craig L Maudlin replied, "Reminds me of fins on automobiles."

Yup, that's exactly it. An AI radio co-host is to artificial intelligence as a Cadillac Eldorado Biaritz tail-fin is to interstellar rocketry.

Back the Kickstarter for the audiobook of The Bezzle here!

If you’d like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here’s a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/31/neural-interface-beta-tester/#tailfins

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Dandelion News - February 1-7

(sorry it’s late, I’ve had pneumonia. between fever and meds, today was the first day in over a week I could even think)

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1. These solar streetlights can withstand Category 5 hurricanes

“[The solar-powered streetlights] can identify potential problems before an outage occurs, identify current outages without the need for customer reporting, and allow for remote control of brightness settings. The streetlights are built to remain operational even during widespread power outages.”

2. 15 Democratic state AGs stand by gender-affirming care

“"Federal funding to institutions that provide gender-affirming care continues to be available, irrespective of President Trump’s recent Executive Order," the attorneys general say. […] “Health care decisions should be made by patients, families, and doctors, not by a politician trying to use his power to restrict your freedoms.”

3. India doubles tiger population in a decade

“[India has protected] the big cats from poaching and habitat loss, ensuring they have enough prey, reducing human-wildlife conflict, and increasing living standards for communities near tiger areas.”

4. A North Carolina wildlife crossing will save people. Can it save the last wild red wolves too?

“There are thought to be fewer than 20 red wolves left in the wild[…. S]tate agencies and nonprofit groups [plan to] rebuild a 2.5-mile section of the highway with fencing and a series of culverts, or small underpasses, to allow red wolves – as well as black bears, white-tailed deer and other animals – to pass safely underneath traffic.”

5. Merrimack Valley public transit system will keep bus fares free

“[… C]ollecting fares [used to] cost MeVa about $300,000 a year to maintain fare boxes, pay staffers and afford insurance. Since going fare free in 2022, the report found ridership increased 60% from pre-pandemic levels[….] The program is now funded by state allocated funds, including money from the so called “millionaire’s tax.””

6. Health care is key for youths getting out of prison. A new law helps them get it

“[The new law] requires all states to provide medical and dental screenings to Medicaid- and CHIP-eligible youths 30 days before or immediately after they leave a correctional facility. Youths must continue to receive case management services for 30 days after their release.”

7. World’s smallest otter makes comeback in Nepal after 185 years

“Scientists have for the first time in 185 years confirmed the presence of the Asian small-clawed otter in Nepal[….] The last time the […] the smallest of the world’s 13 known otter species, was recorded by scientists in Nepal was in 1839.”

8. B.C.'s smallest First Nation has big plans for a 'stewardship' economy

“The Kwiakah Centre of Excellence will be the base for a dedicated research station, an experimental kelp farm, the nation’s regenerative forestry operations and its territorial Indigenous guardian, or Forest Keepers, program[…. R]esults will include a 100-year management plan that integrates climate, salmon, kelp, and soil research to protect territorial waters and remaining old growth forests.”

9. Glades County schools deploy 13 new Blue Bird electric school buses

“The students at the Glades County school district will directly benefit from the cleaner, quieter rides, and operational cost savings that electric school buses provide[, as well as] the addition of much-needed air conditioning in the new school buses. Until now, only three buses in the district provided air conditioning[….]”

10. e.l.f. Beauty CEO defends DEI: 'Our diversity is a key competitive advantage'

“The cosmetics company recently held that it would not nix its DEI initiatives[….] "Our mission is to make the best of beauty accessible to every eye, lip and face," [CEO] Amin said. "One of the best ways we know how to live that mission is to have an employee base that reflects the community that we serve."”

January 22-28 news here | (all credit for images and written material can be found at the source linked; I don’t claim credit for anything but curating.)

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