#Cigarette Wojak

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Title/Name: Cigarette Soyjaks Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image art and submission by:  mehrunnez on Tumblr Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak

[the-leech-lord]

💔Literally Me by Cyborg9k Stimboard💔

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[creaturedrawings]

unfortunately this is my natural state

(ref/og under more)

[liveleaker]

is that a rare usmc cigarette wojak?

yeah wanna trade wojaks after school

[mehrunnez]

Hey, wanted to let you know you're my favourite mutual and a while ago someone with a profile pic very similar to yours followed me and I thought it was your evil twin hah😭

there is an impostor among us my only evil twin is @gothdianxia because its quite literally the evil version of my pfp i drew (im the pro cigarette wojak and he is the anti cigarette wojak) there can be only two

[pleuvoire]

i’m old enough to remember when “wojaks” were still called tfw no gf guy and there was only one of them..... *exhales cigarette smoke and looks up at the sky*

[201xs]

does anyone have that wojak with like 50 cigarettes in his mouth. thats me but with blunt of weed

[normalonline]

Patrick Bateman walks into planned parenthood

Everyone should agree with me because I'm normal and sane and the world is crazy and wrong. 90% of arguing addicts give up right before they convince the person they're debating that they are right and 10% stop before they get angry. Abortion is something I don't care about. I think it's something for women, both sides of it. That isn't a statement about it being a female right to decide, but it's an emotional issue that impacts women more. I was thinking how ineffective and delusional most anti abortion activists are. It's funny to me that they truly thought most people agreed with them. I don't think most people disagree with them, most people would rather have the "right" to the "option" though. I said this to my friend, he and I both view it as murder, but he thought saying that was immoral. Murder isn't immoral in anyones worldview though. No one thinks killing soldiers is wrong and most people like soldiers! Only insane pacifists think absolute non-violence is good and most of them support abortion so the whole thing is stupid.

This isn't really about abortion though. My friend said something to me that started a tangent of thought within me that was really interesting. He said that he thinks that everyone fundamentally knows what is moral and feel bad all of the time about their immorality. I don't think this is true. We're all born babies, if we aren't aborted. Babies get taught they're special and then told they're equal to other children and then have to rediscover that they are special when they learn no one is equal. There is one true point north moral compass in the world, deviation from that is wrong and will make you unhappy in the truest sense. But suffering is the basis of Christian morality and the way we orient morality more generally. Christ suffered despite perfection. Everyone who suffers generally feels it's unjustified regardless of what they might have done. To feel otherwise is base nihilism. Some people are like this. You can abduct a terrible person, in this scenario by random, and torture him, he will still feel and play the truth of a victim of circumstance. No one ever went to their death thinking they would burn in hell. The hero is Faust, we are all him, despite moral fault God will still save us in particular right?

I thought more about what person, or type of person thinks of themselves as a kind of monster despite still being axiomatically good. It's the RW incel on twitter. This is the origin of the "chad" as it exists within the wojak paradigm, not the OG bait. More specifically though, the Patrick Bateman archetype. This was a character created to be unequivocally bad, yet he and many other villain-main characters personify the raison d'être of the based guy. If all of society tells you you're bad even if you know with absolute conviction you're in the right you will internalize this message. This is why everyone I know, including myself, chain smoke cigarettes. All institutions and the majority of society says it's bad so it must have merit. Smoking is good though and all men should do it because it's cool and feels good. It's serious mental rot being made the only example that exists in society of the thing you really shouldn't be. People want to be what they're expected to be even if it's bad. This is a natural human condition and very social. Being "bad" is bad for you though. Maintaining a positive outlook despite being the villain-designate is very challenging. This isn't self reflection. Outsiders are tools of change but in enacting it often break themselves or more commonly break before enacting change thus becoming loud annoying and useless which is a tragedy. The force of time breaks us all but none quicker who are utilized as its agents.

[rizzoto-whump]

Wojak meme but whump version #4: Doomer Guy

[virginstoner666]

Ok I’ll bite-

[forgetmynamepleasethanks]

can i request headcannons for kris who has a massive crush on a person (preferably gn) who's like a year older than them and is really nihilistic (i was thinking they would smoke or something, doomer wojak was my inspo for this request) and back when kris was really young you stopped them from getting bullied so now they really like you and try to convince you to stop smoking. (if you do that part)

Headcannons for Kris trying to get their nihilistic crush to stop smoking.

I accidentally replace the part about you being older with you just being a noticeable amount taller than Kris, so I hope that will suffice.

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• Pretty much everyone in town knew you were a downer.

• You lived in the apartment complex past those two skeleton's house, alone.

• Everyone else treats you like your one bad day away from a permanent trip to the town graveyard.

• Except that one creepy kid. What was their name again? Kris? Yeah that sounds right.

• You don't know why Kris follows you around so much, you used to just ignore them before the caught you smoking behind the school.

• "If I stop ignoring you, promise not to tell Toriel, she'll rip me to shreds if she finds out."

• Kris really wanted to tell Toriel because they didn't want you to get hurt, they read that smoking really hurts humans, so it probably hurts whatever you are, be that human or monster.

• Selfishness got the better of them though so they didn't tell, that's when they got the job of personal arm rest for you.

• Well, that's one of their three jobs. The other two being personal flower collector and the hardest, trying to get you to stop smoking.

• The flowers are their favorite obviously, they just bring you some from their dads whenever they can sneak one out of the shop.

• You're still pretty oblivious to those flowers not being entirely platonic.

• "If I didn't know any better I'd think you had a thing for me Kris."

• You once overheard Toriel telling Alphys to keep Kris away from you because she had a sneaking suspicion that the reason you smell like ash isn't for the best reasons.

• You got partnered with Kris a lot less on group assignments after that.

• Kris really likes how warm you are, which is a side effect of wearing your black hoodie no matter the seasons.

• Around the time Kris would start hugging you when they had a bad day was when you realized that their not just the creepy kid who keeps your secret anymore.

• They hold your hand a lot when you two are on sidewalks. I guess you made one too many passing jokes about wanting to get hit by Toriel's van.

• I guess whatever makes them feel happy right?

• You value their happiness over yours, which is fine in your eyes.

• Kris really hates seeing you smoke, they usually grab it out of your mouth or just don't let you light one. The only time they've ever let you was when your day was going especially bad.

• Your rent was past due so you were missing school to help the store 'Janitor' out around the store for some cash.

• It was pretty exhausting, your pessimistic attitude was really making you feel like losing your apartment was inevitable. You had gone around behind the store to sit on the curb and smoke. So when Kris showed up with some of their brothers money they stole from his nightstand to help you, it really made you feel better.

• They think your apartment is cool, smells a bit too much like cigarettes for them though. They would hate for you to go homeless because they're not sure the could convince Toriel to keep you around.

• When you get especially down Kris doesn't leave you alone, which is probably for the best.

• Someone who has expressed their distain for the life they lead as openly as you should probably be supervised when things stop going their way.

• Things are probably like that a lot more than you wish, but getting over it is really hard for you, who knows if your getting happier any time soon but ever since Kris showed up your life has at least been a bit more interesting.

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I hope you enjoyed.

[fagmegumi]

currently having a dark wojak moment sitting at the bottom of my building’s staircase wearing a sheet mask smoking a cigarette and listening to vasco brondi. dont text

[khaotictrash]

I made a cute new wojak of myself and I'm pretty proud of it. I found the base on Pinterest and I edited the eyes (just the pupils), hair, mouth, shirt, necklace and cigarette!!

Credit goes to sb3nvigo on Pinterest for the base, the nose ring and white Lil Peep logo and black eyeshadow were stickers I found on PicsArt 🖤