At the bar in Shells Town
Luffy, using shot glasses and plates to match the layout of the base: Okay so the best way into a Marine base is usually by knocking down walls just to the left of the doors--
Coby: wh-what?
Luffy: Yeah? Because Marines replace doors every time a stronger lock's invented but all the construction means the walls get weak.
Coby: Wh... how do you know that??
Luffy: Wow, Coby, you're really dumb. I thought everyone knew that!
*meanwhile, somewhere in the New World*
Thatch: I thought you left to raid a Marine base?
Ace: I... did? And now I'm back
Thatch: within the hour???
Ace: what, like it's hard?
*meanwhile, at some other Marine base*
Marine 1: Commander, the Revolutionaries have breached the exterior walls!
Marine 2: Damnit! We must have a mole in the ranks. How did they know exactly where to attack???
*10 years earlier on Dawn*
Monkey D. 'Wrecking Ball' Garp, zero excuse, completely sober and spilling military secrets around like loose change: Brats! When you join the Marines, you'll have to make sure they fix those damn fortress walls! They can never stand up to more than a single knock from my Fist of Justice!
Ace, Sabo, and Luffy:
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"that's a terrible idea" he says IN A SOFT VOICE while longingly staring into his eyes 🤨🏳️🌈ihate u koby (affectionate)
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Luffy month day 18: Luffy introduces Koby to uncle Buggy
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Three cheers for Captain Usopp, the crew couldn't have done it without him!
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