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carpexiem · 2 years

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ENHYPEN'S REACTION TO YOU LEAVING YOUR DIARY AT THEIR HOUSE

PAIRING! bestfriend!enhypen x gn!reader

WARNINGS! none

A/N! two works in two days, just to fill the void i have created by releasing nothing but smau chapters for the past 2/3 weeks (i think-)

this is just tooth rotting fluff, and heart warming romance so enjoy :]

PERMANENT TAGLIST! @soobin-chois

please note that this does not reflect any of the idols in real life. this is just for entertainment purposes!

NOW PLAYING! wait a minute! ~ willow smith

~♪ L.HS! heeseung would probably spend the next few hours reading every page of your diary, seeing as it only included your lovestruck thoughts of your best friend. an undying smile would grow on his face and maybe, just maybe, you will receive a couple of letters in your locker, soundly placed on the cover of your diary.

~♪ P.JS! the blush that would paint his cheeks would have him extremely concerned for himself. he would read it like it's a whole damn novel, constantly needing to take a break from your words, looking at the invisible camera with his eyes wide.

"god, my heart is beating too fast."

~♪ S.JY! his arms wrapped around his pillow, he would flip throught the pages, eye trailing each stroke of your handwriting. he would bury his head in the cotton cloud every time he would come across the word 'love': your codename for him...which, after a while, you stopped using, for you had fallen so deep for him, and vice versa.

~♪ P.SH! the man would, no doubt, be hesitant to read your diary, but after seeing the first page, which was, flabbergastingly, a love poem written for 'p.sh', the urge to proceed through your sickenly sweet literature swallows him whole. his jaw drops at the revelation of his name surfacing, out of nowhere, in the middle of an entry named 'mon chéri'. french was your love language it seemed, and now, probably his too, 'cause he never expected his stomach to flutter at each french endearment you addressed him as.

~♪ K.SN! truth be told, he probably wouldn't notice your diary until he gets into bed and feels the hardcover of the moleskin book poke his ribs. he doesn't think anything of it, opening the cover with a tired sigh and he becomes absolutely invested in this exploration of your first love. no names used, he begins to feel jealous of whoever you were writing about, to have such loving words associated with their existence. just as he was about to close the book, the pages automatically disclose a section where it had been opened so many times that the spine was about to snap there.

a sketch of kim sunoo, smile wide, eyes shaped like crescent moons.

'him ♡'

~♪ Y.JW! the innocent bean, would just call you to inform you of the possession that remained buried beneath his bed. he doesn't read it, but a few days later, finds a folded piece of paper exactly where he had found your diary. by then, he had forgotten all about what happened a few days prior and thinks nothing of it, before he unfolds it, and reads the unintentional love letter written to him and it's then that he realises: it had slipped out of your diary. but it's the one thing he wouldn't give back.

~♪ NS.R! grinning, niki would proudly open your diary, eyes scanning every page deeply. in each entry you would write about someone, someone who you felt so deeply about, but knew they could not reciprocate that feeling back. he didn't know you were a songwriter, but when he meets the page 'mr mj 2.0' he laughs heartily, before he abruptly stops and comes to his senses: the whole diary was about him. nishimura riki. you bet he would send you a text saying 'your mj 2.0 😉'

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lovelyteng · 3 years

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Cal Suresh Headcanon Bio

Cal Suresh

Full Name: Calvin Caleb "Cal" H. Suresh

Nicknames: Checkered King (codename), Cal (short name), Dr. Suresh (While doing science experiment), Sir Suresh (Fortstopher IV), My/Our Bishop (Fortstopher IV)

Occupation: Second-In-Command and Brains of Wonder Stars, Leader and Brains of Inhabitants, Co-Leader and Brains of Faith Star Boys, Chess Champion (formerly), Problem-Solver, Theorist, Researcher, Mathematician, Scientist, Chess Teacher

Personal Title: The Former Champion Who's Stuck in the Past, The Former Champion Obsessed With Past Glory (formerly)

Location/Set Stage: Chess Kingdom/On the Board of the Traveler (Chess Travels) (Stage 7)

Nega Boss/Corrupted Form: Fortstopher IV (Corruption of Self-Doubt and Equivocation)

Main Negative Emotion of Corruption: Anger and Narcissism/Self-Doubt and Equivocation

Caused of Corruption: First lose of chess by younger player

Quote When Got Corrupted: "There's nothing wrong with me. Nothing whatsover."

Species: Human

Main Theme Color: Dark Violet

Eye Color: Teal, Red (when he gets angry)

Hair Color: Indigo

Age: 33 - 34 (pre-event of BWW and novel), 35 (post-event of BWW and novel)

Birthday: November 30

Gender: Male

Family: Fortstopher IV (genetic younger brother); Fortie VI (genetic youngest brother), Jose Gallard (adopted oldest cousin), Fiona Demetria (adopted great-niece), Yuri Brand (adopted niece), Haoyu Chang (adopted son), Sana Hudson (adopted younger sister), Cass Milligan (adopted niece-in-law), Iben Bia (biological younger cousin), Attilio Caccini (adopted great-nephew-in-law), Lucy Wong (biological sister-in-law/fiancée), Eis Glover (adopted older cousin), Bruce Stone (adoptive uncle/caretaker), Dr. Betty Wong-Suresh (late wife)

Friends: Leo Craig (closest friend), Emma Cole (closest friend), Balan (closest friend), Lance, Inhabitants (closest friends); Jose Gallard (childhood closest friend to best friend forever), Eis Glover (best friend forever), Nega Bosses (closest friends); Fortstopher IV and Fortie VI (corrupted companion/closest friends)

Enemies: Lance (formerly), Nega Bosses (formerly), Eis Glover (one-sided active enemy on Eis' side; formerly), Obscurity Rivals; Dr. Chevin/Jax Devin (rival)

Likes: Science, math, theories, being happy for his friends was here to close, helping for his intellectual and competitive, teaching with chess, music even electronic and calm one, cooking as his hobby even food while he's cooking, loved to Lucy without her crazed lovestruck, his voice impressions

Dislikes: Being lose of chess battle (formerly when after event), losing his friends as start to heartbreak, losing his hope for he did in risk as start to anxiety, Lucy's crazed lovestruck as he feeling nervous, himself about loud talking without them, being accident for his movement, breaking the rules and laws, worry for his friends acting weird, past mistakes, being uncomfortable of Eis' brave and goofball was too much

Representative/Lead Composed Costume: Quad Cannon

Composed Costumes: Paladin Puncher

Non-Composed Costumes: Floaty Flower, Speedy Cheetah, Tackling Bull

Special/Act 3 Costume: Triple Jumper

Main Weapons/Powers: Summon of Chess Minions, Powered Chess Pieces, Past Visions

Costumes' Weapons/Powers: Cannon, Glide Flying, Super Strength, Super Speed, Spike Punching, Triple Jumping

Voice Actor/Actress: Jeff Bennett (English), Kunihiro Kawamoto (Japanese)

Content

Male 35 Years-Old Human who working chess champion as former, problem-solver, theorist, researcher, mathematician, and hidden scientist for skills of intellectual and competitive with science, math, and puzzle even problem-solving as his codename known as Checkered King and his corrupted form known as Fortstopher IV which he got first lose of chess challenge while getting enraged as filled his corrupted form with his anger by being lose of first time as self-doubt, after battle as Fortstopher IV while outside of world, he never angry about being loses from past mistakes as he's got realized which he's got good-hearted and optimistic to his friends for playing chess and problem-solving of science and math as sometimes imperfect while he's happy for gaining his passion of chess, and his power of domain was summon of chess minions and skill of chess characters as his main weapons was cannon and puncher. Leo, Emma, Balan, and other Inhabitants' brain closest friend/adoptive family, he was boss/king of Chess Kingdom/On the Board of the Traveler as he was second-in-command and brains of Wonder Stars, leader and brains of Inhabitants, co-leader and brains of Faith Star Boys, he's speaking in British accent as French voice-toned, Scottish sound-toned, and singing in perfect note voice as high-middle singing-toned with any genre songs and his label is The Competitive Problem-Solver.

Personality

Cal Suresh was know-it-all as intellectual even chess with problem-solving as quickly as shown to be clever and most likely due to his experience in chess with gentleman yet competitive, helping the younger peoples even Leo, Emma, Younger Inhabitants than him to teach of playing the chess as passionate, optimistic to his friends' being positive like him, superior manner for any pay attention at all to his opinions as he tends to think very highly of himself but in most cases embarrasses himself by saying something ridiculous and stupid as shyness, energetic for his likes, overjoyed for winning by his intellectual and competitive, determination but sometimes shy, overcautious to his experiment was not safety and his friends was being risk, overdramatic for the monsters in the dark of night and not safe, worried to his experiment and question was wrong as his friends' acting weird even Lucy who going crazy to want him as she likes him but he doesn't like Lucy's crazy lovestruck which scared of her and getting hurt, accident by himself while gets trouble, serious about no reason ideas, sometimes arrogant when his friends getting overcome of negative and non-ideal as trouble, and loves food as cooking for his hobby.

History

Before entered the Balan Theater/Wonderworld as become chess player and then corrupted as Fortstopher IV by Lance as in 12 years-old, he's studying math and science as become problem-solver even scientist, mathematician, researcher, theorist. In 14 years-old, he saw his classmates playing the chess as he trying it while he was studied by his genius classmate and then become chess player as he's got intellectual. In 24 years-old, he was slowly become obsession of win the chess as become chess champion as he's got gentleman yet competitive. In 27 years-old, he saw Betty as fallen love and then met which he entered the another chess challenge and then married. In 33 - 34 years-old, he enter the Balan Theater/Wonderworld when feeling doubt and pity by himself after loss of chess and death of his wife to meet his friends and Balan as playing his main role of On the Board of the Traveler as his stage name was Checkered King, then he got a first lose of chess challenge and he's getting enraged as self-doubt which he caused to chaos of chess pieces and trophies as his wife was died of illness as he become alone and cooking his food was his hobby as before entered Balan Theater/Wonderworld, and then he got a corrupted by Lance.

Become Fortstopher IV as his corrupted, he protect his set stage from two heroes as he was boss/king of Chess Kingdom/On the Board of the Traveler, Leo Craig and Emma Cole, he finally got defeated as freed by them. After defeat Fortstopher IV as after battle of Wonderworld for outside world, he's got realized was past mistakes as he's forgotten about his past glory while kid playing the chess which he's gaining his passion of chess as he's got good-hearted and optimistic. In 35 years-old, he traveling his friends as new life from last years but he's feeling worried about his 11 friends which acting creepy when enter Wonderworld as last one of infected of Inhabitants by his friends when they got infected as gains his powers from inside, after infected of "corrupted" friends, he's still control of himself but his physical form was half-corrupted form of Fortstopher IV as he's got powers which source of negative emotions from his King Chess Piece. After testing his powers, he's battle Lance and Negati along Leo, Emma, and 11 Inhabitants as he's leading of his friends. After battle of Lance and Negati, he was gets outside of Balan Theater/Wonderworld, he still got his powers from inside of theater as outside when problem about places as he's saving the city along his friends.

Abilities

Cannon

Spike Punching

Glide Flying

Super Strength

Super Speed

Triple Jumping

Summon of Chess Minions

Powered Chess Pieces

Past Visions

Relationship

Leo Craig - Closest Friend

Emma Cole - Closest Friend

Jose Gallard - Adopted Oldest Cousin/Childhood Closest Friend to Best Friend Forever

Fiona Demetria - Adopted Great-Niece

Yuri Brand - Adopted Niece

Haoyu Chang - Adopted Son

Sana Hudson - Adopted Younger Sister

Cass Milligan - Adopted Niece-In-Law

Iben Bia - Biological Younger Cousin

Attilio Caccini - Adopted Great-Nephew-In-Law

Lucy Wong - Biological Sister-In-Law/Fiancée

Eis Glover - Adopted Older Cousin/Best Friend Forever and Former Rival

Bruce Stone - Adoptive Uncle/Caretaker

Barktholomew - Enemy to Closest Friend

Anjellica - Enemy to Closest Friend

Wormsworth - Enemy to Closest Friend

Worville Wright - Enemy to Closest Friend

Cuckoo - Enemy to Closest Friend

Purrla - Enemy to Closest Friend

Fortstopher IV and Fortie VI - Genetic Brothers/Corrupted Counterpart Enemies to Closest Friends

The Grim Creeper - Enemy to Closest Friend

Princess Marey - Enemy to Closest Friend

Inkabelle - Enemy to Closest Friend

The Hydrac - Enemy to Closest Friend

Hooverton - Enemy to Closest Friend

Balan - Closest Friend

Lance - Enemy to Friend

Note

Cal was only one of his friends was hobby as have it.

Cal's role was main protagonist at any story which Leo and Emma was absent and minor role of Outside Adventure of Wonderworld along Sana but Leo and Emma was present and major role as co-main/secondary protagonist.

Cal has changed of his personality when after defeated Fortstopher IV as he lost his large ego and obsessed of winning the chess to Fortie VI as hits three times as he lost of his old personality as less ego.

Cal was decent popular of main characters in the game.

Like Cass Milligan, Cal shown his true self as his true personality when after event.

#balan wonderworld #cal suresh #headcanon

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forever-more-never-again · 6 years

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Game Over (A Natasha Request)

Requested: Anonymous

Word Count:1321

Pairing: Natasha X Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Character Death (It’s not Sad!)

Request: Hi! I love your blog! Can I request a Nat x reader? All I could really come up with was that the reader could be a new recruit and have a mutation that gives them a gamer's mind and a gamer's body (heals from incredibly severe injuries in a few hours or overnight). Thanks!

Masterlist

You never thought that you would be here, standing in the Avengers tower, being introduced to Captain America.

“Hi, Kid. Look, you wanna be an Avenger, you’re going to have to stop staring like a lovestruck teenager.”

You could tell he was joking around, his blue eyes alight with mischief, but you still flushed like a schoolkid and scuffed your foot in embarrassment.

“Sorry. Cap.”

He cleared his throat and stood up straight, “Let’s go to the training room, [Y/n]. So you can meet the rest of the team and we can see what you can do. I trust Tony, but I need to know you can handle yourself.”

You nodded, trying not to appear too eager. Tony had found you in England during one of his business trips.

You had been an Orphan, scrounging for food in alleyways and when Thugs had tried to attack you, you had taken them down before Tony, who had been walking past, could interfere.

One thing led to another, and you went back to New York with him and he talked to Steve Rogers about making you an Avenger.

“Hey guys. Got a new recruit here. [Y/n], this is everyone. Natasha, Clint, Bucky, Sam, Tony, Bruce, and Wanda and Vision.”

You smiled to everyone, but your eyes kept going back to the first woman. Natasha. Her bright red hair and striking green eyes seemed to brand her in your brain. She was gorgeous.

“I found [Y/n] in England. They are something truly unique. Bruce and I have been in talks about what their DNA could mean for the world of Medicine.”

Tony walked up and put a hand on your shoulder, radiating pride. You whimpered quietly, you had a major fear of needles and hospitals. Which was why your mutation was something you were happy to have, because it meant that you didn't have to go to one.

Natasha noticed your discomfort and spoke up, “Do they have a say before you use them for your experiments?”

Tony frowned, “Yes. We talked all the way from England. But were not here for that reason. [Y/n]. Want to tell them your codename?” He was like a kid in a candy store, practically vibrating with expectation.

You laughed, looking out over the various confused and eager faces before you.

“My name is [Y/n], but I decided my codename will be….Player One.”

Everyone looked between each other before staring at you, bewildered.

Clint was the first to cough and break, “Uhhh….that’s neat...but not really...a fit name. Here. My name is Hawkeye.”

Wanda stepped forward, her hands red, “Scarlet Witch.”

Sam’s wings stretched behind him, “Falcon.”

Bucky stretched his metal arm, “Winter Soldier.”

Natasha giggled, “Black Widow. But guys, I think they have a reason for that name...right, [Y/n]? What exactly is your mutation? Tony left us in the dark this time.”

You smiled and winked at the assassin, catching the slight curve of her ruby lips.

“You are correct. Let’s see…” You looked over the faces of the superheroes before you. Finally landing on Vision, the android. “You sir. Please step forward.”

You motioned for him to stand across from you. He floated over and stood before you, face expressionless.

“What does one expect me to?” He asked.

You grinned, excited for the chance to show what you could do, “I need you to try and kill me.”

Gasps rose from everyone except Vision, Steve and Tony.

Natasha managed to catch your gaze, “[Y/n], what are you doing?”

You shrugged, looking back at the android who was tilting his head at you, “Showing you guys what I can do. Come on bot boy. Let me have it.”

And suddenly, you were jumping and barrel rolling over his back as he shot out a yellow beam from his forehead.

Everyone else slowly backed up until a ring was formed around the pair of you.

You laughed as you engaged in hand to hand combat, blocking before landing a punch on Vision’s chin.

He grimaced, “I do not see how harming you will show what you are capable of, [Y/n].”

You growled, playfulness gone, “I am Player One!” You screamed, launching yourself at the Android.

He stared, shocked, and you caught the horror in Natasha’s eyes, she was standing behind Vision.

The light flashed and pierced your heart. You dropped to your knees, Smiling up at the group of scared people who converged on you.

“Quick! Get medic!”

“Tony! Do something!”

You coughed, blood speckling your lips. Natasha dropped to her knees across from you, tears in her eyes.

“Stupid!What were you trying to prove!?”

You giggled, hands coming up to rest on her cheeks, “This is all going the way I want it to. Just wait. And watch out. Cause it’s…” Your voice grew weak as your life force faded, “Game Over.” You ended your cryptic remark with a wink as your body gave one last dying gasp and you fell on your side, eyes open and lifeless.

Natasha stood and whirled on a smug, grinning Tony, “What the fuck is wrong with you!? They just died and your standing there like the cat who caught the canary! They were just a kid Tony! And now what? Dead in our own building by one of our own!”

Natasha whirled to face Vision who was staring at the body, as Wanda rubbed hands on his shoulder, trying to comfort him.

“Natasha. I do believe you would want to witness this.”

Natasha followed Vision’s line of sight and gasped. Your body was slowly disintegrating into nothing.

“What is going on?” She whispered.

No one answered as they all held a collective breath as the last of your body disappeared into thin air.

“Ready? Player One!”

Your voice spoke out, loud as you dropped from the air onto your feet in battle ready stance.

“What…”

“The…”

“[Y/n]!” Natasha ran over, enveloping you in a hug.

You laughed, relaxing and returning the tight grip she had on you.

“Told you guys My name made sense.”

Clint doubled over, laughter and hysteria in his voice, “You...you are a video game character!”

Tony shared a look with you, as you spotted him over the top of Natasha’s shoulder, “[Y/n] has the mutation of regeneration. From minor wounds disappearing over a matter of seconds, to a full revival like you guys were just witness to. They truly are one of a kind.”

Vision nodded, “Now your remarks from earlier about the properties of their DNA make sense. If you can isolate the gene that causes the regeneration, you could cure cancer and many other diseases.”

As everyone slowly regripped reality and talked with Tony and Bruce about your DNA. You were still dealing with Natasha’s death grip on you.

You patted her back, “Natasha...you can let go.”

She sprang from you, a rosy blush rising on her cheeks, “Sorry. I don’t usually lose my cool. But that was horrifying [Y/n]. I really, truly hope I never have to go through that again, for your sake as well.”

You laughed, rubbing the back of your neck, “It’s nothing really. I’ve learned to mute the pain of death because I know that it only lasts a minute and…” You trailed off as you saw Natasha’s look of pain in her eyes.

You gently cupped her face, “But hey. I’ll try to stay safe. Maybe I could train with you? I have a feeling you and I are going to be great partners in life.”

Natasha finally laughed, and your heart soared at the smile on her face.

She ducked under your arm and knocked you to the ground. Leaning over you, her face framed by the gym lights, she held out a hand to help you up.

“I agree...Player One….Maybe I will be your Player Two.”

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whenimgoodandready · 6 years

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I know, I know, this review is SUPER late (and you’ll be seeing the others after this), but I was on hiatus for political reasons and now I’m back, but only cuz everything looks (mostly) good and when something really serious happens with the internet, I’ll back off. Also, as I said, I’m a dubber, not a subber (I did watch the subs, but it just looked weird to me, sorry). Thankfully, I have online sites to see the dubs and once I did, I was back in my zone! Now for the review, so far, we’ve seen adults, teenagers, a child and even a robot get akumatized, what’s next? You won’t believe it.

*Gigantitan-The episode starts off with Marinette and Alya rounding up all the girls in their class (the good ones) and how she (Marinette) informs them on her crush on Adrien which they already know about (by the end of the season, everyone will be aware except, of course, Adrien). Marinette comes up with a highly elaborate plan (cuz speaking to Adrien makes her go lovestruck. Weird, I thought she was improving) to sneak a date with Adrien after his photo shoot (that I personally like to call “Operation:Make Adrienette Happen”) that involves flower code names, fake signs and a rickshaw:

(”Mission Impossible” theme music plays)

Marinette-Lotus

Alya-Tiger Lily

Alix-Violet

Mylene-Sunflower

Juleka-Rose

Rose-Tulip (ironically)

Adrien-Buttercup

Gorilla (Adrien’s bodyguard)-The Nanny

Their Objective:Get rid of the bodyguard to make the ship happen. How?: “Rose” will put up a fake “No Parking” sign next to “The Nanny’s” car, “Sunflower” will get a police officer to inform him on it, “The Nanny” will have to move the car, “Tiger Lily” will give the signal to have “Tulip” get the rickshaw driver (run by Theo cuz the guy does pretty much everything in town) over to “Buttercup” where he’ll meet up with “Lotus” to ride in with, get ice cream and finally, have “Violet” run by and shower them with rose petals creating the perfect romantic atmosphere thus Adrienette is canon.

Mission Engage!

The plan is actually easier said then done, cuz a lot of things go wrong what with the whole codename confusion, the sign being too heavy and the interference of a crying baby. This frustrates the bodyguard and has Hawk Moth send an akuma on him. Okay, so from the Season 2 posters I’ve seen, there was one of some new villains and one of which was a giant gorilla and it’s obvious that that was gonna be his villain form.

BUT the bodyguard quickly calms down after seeing Adrien is okay and the akuma flies away (just like from “Despair Bear” the akuma flies away from it’s intended victim with a quick change from negative emotion. Damn it! If Adrien hadn’t shown up for just one more second, we could’ve had a King Kong-esque akuma!). Instead, the akuma flies onto the bracelet of the crying baby. Yes, a baby. Hawk Moth unintentionally akumatizes a baby! And he just reluctantly rolls with it!

The baby becomes a giant named Gigantitan and we get a reference to “Honey, I Blew Up the Kid” scenario. Although, in this case it’s “Hawk Moth a gonflé l’enfant”. It was incredibly funny seeing Hawk Moo Hawk Moth. Lol! get so frustrated with trying to control the baby (considering this is the same guy who neglects his teenage son, it’s no surprise he can’t take care of a baby). As for Ladybug and Cat Noir, Ladybug plans yet another highly elaborate plan:

(”Mission Impossible” theme music plays. Again)

Their Objective:Get Gigantitan in a restrained area to break the akuma. How?:Ladybug and Cat Noir will lure him in the middle of the Eiffel Tower, Ladybug will wrap her yoyo around it trapping him inside, they find a way to put him to sleep and Cat Noir uses his cataclysm to break the akuma out. Day is saved and Marinette can go back to her other highly elaborate plan to finish.

Mission Enga-

HOLD UP!

(record scratch)

Cat Noir calls Ladybug out on performing such a complicated plan and says they should just do the simpler thing and use, Oh I don’t know, her lucky charm! It goes just as you’d expect and this plan fails as well (Marinette, don’t go into espionage if your fashion design career goes nowhere). In the end, Ladybug does the simpler thing and saves the day.

Mission:Complete✅

As for the whole “Operation:Make Adrienette Happen”, it doesn’t happen as when Marinette does the simpler thing there, she f**ks it up leaving her forever alone. Whomp Whomp Whomp.

🚫Mission:Failed🚫

The lesson in what this episode teaches us is that the whole “Go big or Go home” way is NOT always the way to go and to just do the old fashion thing (and don’t give the codename “Rose” to a member of the team that has another member on the same team named Rose!). Also, when dealing with babies, use the gentle touch and not the firm hand. Guess that’s another being on the list of things Hawk Moo won’t akumatize again:Robots and Babies! Lol!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug gigantitan #gigantitan

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honeylikewords · 6 years

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agent andy’s super secret, super special, super spy romance-love-extravaganza mission! (andy dwyer)

(this was not really a request, but just a spur-of-the-moment work! it’s dedicated to my lovely friend @regrettablewritings!)

(the basic plot is Andy doing what he does best- being goofy and loveable! but this time, in pursuit of a lovely lady friend’s attentions! will he succeed? will he fail? will he eat chili dogs? find out below!)

(warnings: none!)

yes, you're lovely, with your smile so warm and your cheeks so soft there is nothing for me, but to love you and the way you look tonight you look hot tonight...

Andy likes a lot of things. Top five favorite things in the world? Well, that list depends on what day you ask him, when in the day you ask him, how hungry he is, what the last TV show he watched is, if he’s seen any cool dogs that day-

To say the least, Andy is both the most fickle and most loyal man in all of Pawnee. His tastes are both constant and assured while also shifting with the rapidity of the winds of a hurricane. He’s all over the place, like a hyperactive puppy in a room full of chew toys.

But the one thing he consistently likes, always, all the time, every day, every night, and every evening in-between is the girl who works as an intern in the Pawnee Municipal Hall of Records.

Her office is on the second floor and Andy likes to pretend to have a “shoe shine-ist appointment” with someone in the city clerk’s office so he can have a reason to wander up to the second floor and walk past the door to the room where she works.

Today is a Wednesday, which means Andy has his lucky boxers on from when the Colts won against the Cowboys, and his special blue-checkered flannel shirt which his mother told him makes him look “adult for once”, which is a very nice compliment, in his opinion. Before heading upstairs, he stands in front of the bathroom mirror in the men’s room and combs his hair over as neatly as he can with his big hands, smiling at himself.

He has a Food And Stuff grocery bag with him which rests on the lip of the sink as he finishes slicking his unruly hair into place, and he clears his throat in the mirror, practicing his most adult, suave smile; the one where all his teeth are visible but not in a creepy way, and one eyebrow is raised in what he believes to be a seductive manner. He makes a small growl between his teeth and practices what he’s going to say to the girl.

“Why hello-oo, my lady,” he drawls, bowing slightly in the mirror. “You’re looking very… lovesome today.” Nice, he thinks to himself. Sexy, but not too sexy.

“May I ask for you- thou-” he corrects himself- “-To join me uponth this, um… evening… to dinner?”

As he’s trying to formulate what he’ll do when she answers him, a stall door behind him opens and Ben walks out, looking at Andy with confusion written into his furrowed brow. Andy blushes, a little embarrassed, and glares at Ben.

“Bro,” he chides, “You can’t just walk in on me while I’m practicing!”

“But I- I was in here before-” Ben stumbles over himself, looking around in flustered panic, then seems to give up with a sigh. “Yeah, sorry, didn’t mean to burst your bubble there, Andy. Go ahead, pretend I was never here.”

“Well, I can’t really do that, seeing as how I can still see you and I remember you being here so… now I have to wipe my brain and start all over.” Andy turns back to the mirror and watches Ben leave, exasperatedly mumbling to himself as he walks out into the hallway.

When the room is finally clear, Andy stands up in the mirror and takes one last look at himself. He looks at his beard- thankfully, he trimmed it last week so it’s not scraggly or full of Cheetos particles (well, at least, not as many Cheeto particles as before)- and then looks at his face. He looks into his own hazel eyes, the ones that squint a little but still seem so wide and excited. He flashes himself a giddy smile when he thinks about what he’s about to do, and his whole aura seems to grow brighter.

He feels the warm, glowy feeling inside his stomach and chest, the one that tingles down into his fingertips and toes and a little into his butt; the feeling that makes his heart feel like he’s just watched the Colts win the Superbowl, or just played a great show with Mouse Rat. The feeling in his heart that he gets when he thinks about her, and the way she looks when she smiles back at him, or how she gets so focused on her files at her desk and her eyebrows knit together in that cute way.

Deciding that he’s ready, Andy nods at himself in the mirror and says his last words of the pep talk he’s been giving himself in his head.

“You got this, Dwyer. And if you don’t, then Burt Macklin’s got it. And if he doesn’t got it, then, uhm, Johnny Karate’s got it. And if he- oh, nevermind. You’ve got this.”

He grins wide, then ducks out of the bathroom, grabbing his Food And Stuff bag as he makes for the stairs, heart pitter-pattering as frantically as it does when he’s done too many jumping jacks or tried to eat too many hamburgers at once. Reaching the top of the steps, Andy takes a deep breath, both to calm himself and because he did actually get a little winded. Once reassured of his ability to breathe, Andy makes his way to the door to the Hall of Records.

Stopping just before the door, Andy peeks his head, nose resting on the edge of the doorframe in what he thinks is a sneaky, subtle spying position. He can see her clear as day, and the sight of her brings an unintentional smile to his face and makes his childlike heart flutter happily.

She is illuminated from behind by the open windows, the ones streaming in the summer sunlight and warm breeze. A portable fan sits on the corner of her desk, blowing cool air onto her face and stirring up with wispy hairs that frame her pretty eyes, and Andy makes a happy sigh to himself when she adjusts her seat in her chair, turning so that he can see more of her face.

Her eyes are focused on an open file on her desk, one that she is tracing over with a highlighter, and Andy follows the movements of her hands with rapt attention, forgetting his awkward stance in the doorway. He instead watches her do all her little things, the tiny, miniscule motions that would go unnoticed to anyone that didn’t absolutely, wholeheartedly, entirely love her.

He notices how her fingers tap on the bridge of the highlighter. He notices how her other hand supports her neck, loosely rubbing at the baby hairs at the back of her head as she gives herself a small neck massage. He notices the movement of her eyes and the blinking of her lashes, and how her lips part when she breathes. He notices the tapping of her practical-shoed feet under the desk, and how her ankles cross to keep her comfortable in the office chair. Andy sees it all, and tucks it away in the special part of his brain that never forgets.

Andy may have been called a lot of things- things like birdbrained, a goldfish, a dumb sack of rocks- but he does remember things. Important things. Like the 1992 lineup for the Indianapolis Indians. And all the police procedures he’d read about. And his dog’s birthday. And this girl’s middle name, favorite foods, the way she takes her coffee (and how she takes her tea on the days when coffee makes her feel sick), and the movies she wants to see this summer.

He remembers everything about her because it matters to him. All the other stuff that he forgets? Bah, that’s stuff that he doesn’t care about. But all these teeny-tiny things about her mean the world to him, so he will never, ever forget them.

Just as he’s about to make his happy, lovestruck smile as he remembers the first time they’d ever spoken, she looks up from her work and meets his eye. And he’s a goner. He grins at her, making a wave as he silently mouths “watch this!”

Which is when he tucks himself in to do an army roll down the hall, moving across the doorway without entering. He hears her sit up and lean across the desk, calling “Andy?” nervously. He reaches into his grocery bag and grabs the first item: a paper airplane.

From his position on his stomach on the floor, Andy sticks his head back into the doorway and squints one eye as he lines up the paper airplane, then tosses it right at her desk, grinning wildly. He waits and watches her catch it, then rolls back out of her line of view.

“Andy, what’s-” “SHH!”

He rolls back in only to hold his finger over his lips, playfully shushing her. He points at the airplane then motions for her to open it up, smiling the whole time.

“We can’t talk,” he whispers. “The scene’s been compromised by Russian agents!”

She blinks at him, then smiles, rolling her eyes but nodding along, opens the airplane. Andy waits to watch her reaction, nervous butterflies bursting in his stomach. Her eyes scan over the page, reading over his messy scribble in Sharpie that reads “Do You Accept This Mission, Secret Agent Codename: Beautiful Mess?”

When she looks up, Andy feels his face get hot, and his armpits feel sweaty, and suddenly he wishes he was a million miles away, not laying here on the dusty tiles of the second floor of the Pawnee City Hall building. But then she smiles and nods, giving him a silent thumbs up, and he grins, floating on cloud nine.

He fishes into his bag and grabs the hard plastic of a CD case, then slides it across the floor to her. She stops it with her shoe and leans down to grab it from under her desk, reading the label he’s put on it.

“PLAY ME,” screams the CD. She pops it out of the case and slips it into the CD-ROM port on her office computer, eyeing him with a wry smile on her lips. He grins back, watching her for even the slightest hint of her feelings.

She clicks her mouse and opens the program to play the CD, and out of her speakers comes Andy’s own voice, blasting as he had leaned too close to the microphone.

“Agent Beautiful Mess,” Andy mumbles in his most serious spy voice, “I have a very important mission for you. A VIP mission. Very Important… Pizza… (no, shit),” he had whispered. “(What’s a good P word, Derek?)” A second voice from elsewhere in the room at the time of recording chimed in. “Pepperoni.” “No, a spy word!”

Andy blushes as he realizes that he did not edit his conversation with Derek out of the recording that he has just gifted to the girl he has a massive, huge, soul-smashing crush on. But as the embarrassment floods his face, Andy watches hers, and sees that she doesn’t look annoyed, or pissed off, or bored.

She looks… happy.

She starts to giggle, covering her mouth with one hand as she listens to Andy and Derek bicker back and forth about the best word that starts with P to include in the description. After about two minutes of unresolved sniping, Andy gave up and went back to his original intent in the recording.

“ANYWAY,” he announced. “The mission is… to gather all the tools from Agent Jean Claude Van Damme- that’s not the real Jean Claude Van Damme, by the way, but the codename for me- and then accomplish the mission that will be handed to you in the final tool. Good luck… this message will self destruct in five… four… three… two… one… KA-BLOOSH, BUH-SHEW, BLAM BLAM BLAM, BBBBRRRR-”

After the recording stops playing Andy’s homemade explosion sound effects, the girl behind the desk looks at Andy, shaking her head playfully, a massive smile plastered to her face. That smile makes Andy feel dizzier than a case of shoeshine head.

He grins back at her, as happy as a kindergartener at recess. She motions for him to slide her the next “tool to her mission” and he happily reaches into the Food And Stuff bag, pulling out a bag of Skittles and a bag of Starbursts.

Andy throws them to her, both bags managing to land on her desk. They are labeled “PART ONE” and “PART TWO”, and the Starbursts bag has a sticky note on it.

“COMBINE ONE SECRET PILL WITH TWO TABLETS TO CREATE THE POWER SERUM,” reads the note.

She starts laughing, and Andy can’t help but join her. He ignores the annoyed stares of strangers walking past him in the hallway, focused only on her happy smile, and the way her voice sounds as it bounces up and down with joy. When she stops laughing, Andy points at the bags and uses his hands to gesture to her the act of opening and eating, so she does it.

She takes out two Starbursts and a Skittle and smushes them together in the right way, making a little sandwich with the Skittle in the middle, properly forming “Andy’s Mouth Surprise”. When she’s completed it, she holds it up and wiggles it at him, showing him her accomplishment. He gives her an enthusiastic thumbs up, then signs to her to eat it, making oversized chewing motions with puffed out cheeks and an exaggerated swallow.

Following suit, she eats the candy, taking her time chewing it and choking a little as she laughs at Andy’s ridiculous expressions. When she’s done, she holds her arms up and flexes like a WWE wrestler, showing off her guns. Andy silently applauds, and when she winks at him, his stomach explodes with lovey-dovey fireworks.

Andy crawls into a kneeling position and reaches into the bag for the final object, throwing it at her feet with reckless abandon. God, he hopes with works. He crosses his fingers and watches her confusedly look down at the mass of feathers and hot glue currently on her desk.

He has hot glued two plastic birds from Food And Stuff together, the tips of their wings fused as if they are holding hands. To the legs of one of the birds he has tied a note, which she unspools and reads, her face going from incredulous smile to a softer, more surprised expression.

The tension comes back into Andy’s muscles, and he can feel his chest and stomach and arms and palms start to sweat and itch with anxiety. The bad feelings make him sweaty, and he’s so worried that she’ll say no that he doesn’t know what to do except crouch in the doorway, forgetting his superspy routine to just watch her.

His fingers fidget with the drawstrings of his shoeshine apron as he remembers the words he’s written for her.

“Agent Beautiful Mess:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is…

…

To go…

With Agent Jean Claude Van Damme…

On a romantical date…

Today, or tomorrow, or whatever works for your schedule. Agent Van Damme is very flexible and has, like, nothing to do after work, so he can do whatever you’re down for whenever.

Sincerely, love,

Agent JCVD.

(P.S. this is Andy.)”

She’s too quiet, Andy worries, picking at the loose threads of the apron. She’s not reacting or saying anything. She’s just re-reading the words, and Andy can feel his once-light heart sinking to the bottom of his sneakers. He should’ve known. No girl like that- smart, pretty, kind, funny, and super hot and also good at pretty much everything she does- would ever look at a stooge like him. And he’s not even a funny stooge, like Larry, Moe and Curly. He’s just a regular stooge.

But then she picks up the fused birds, admiring them for a moment before gently kissing the head of one of the birds. Oddly enough, it’s the bird that Andy thought of as himself, making the other bird her. She sets the birds down and scoots back her chair from the desk, standing up, and Andy stands up too, nervous.

He says nothing as she comes up to him, and as he stands at his full height of 6’2”, he suddenly realizes how small she feels next to him. And he realizes how much he likes that. Andy wants to pick her up and carry her in his arms in a big, tight hug: one that would never let her go.

She looks up at him with her soft, sweet eyes, and Andy swallows a thick lump in his throat, his breath coming in shorter.

“Are you mad?”

Looking taken aback, the girl Andy has fallen for puts a hand to her chest, shaking her head.

“No, no, Andy, why would you think that?”

“Well, you didn’t say anything and when people don’t say anything I get really worried and then I start talking a lot because I feel like I have to so that other people don’t get worried too and I really want you to like me because I really like you in a romantic kinda way and I wanna hold your hand and-”

She presses up on her tiptoes and puts her plush lips to his, and Andy suddenly can’t remember anything in the world except that she feels exactly like how he’d hoped she would. She’s supple and smooth and smells amazing (a little sweaty from the summer heat, a little floral from her shampoo, and a lot like sugar-fruits from the candy), and her mouth tastes like Starbursts and Skittles and his daydreams.

When they break, her hands remain on his chest and his grip her waist, his head spinning faster than the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair that he’d thrown up on back in eighth grade. He can’t breathe, but instead just stands there, frozen.

One of his hands moves up to her face, thick thumb parsing over the hill of her cheek as he cups her jaw. His fingers touch her hair and he stares at her, mouth hanging open. He can’t stop studying her face, because he doesn’t want to forget a single instant of this amazing, life-changing moment. He wants to remember every detail; he wants to remember every hair on her head, every spot on her face, every lash around her eyes, every breath out of her. He wants to remember everything in vivid Technicolor forever and ever, and store it away in the special part of his brain that never, ever, ever forgets.

“Andy? Are you- did I upset you?”

Her voice crackles with concern, and Andy’s reverie breaks; he’s been quiet for too long. He’s made her worry, just like he worried over her. Damn.

“No way. No way, not ever, no- I- would you- can you do that again?”

She giggles, putting her own hand on his beardy cheek and scratching it softly (in the back of his mind, Andy imagines that this must be why dogs love being petted). Looking up at him, she nods and stands up on her tiptoes again, hovering just over his mouth.

“You kiss me this time,” she murmurs. “Just so I know I’m not, like, forcing myself on you.”

“Wouldn’t mind even if you did,” Andy replies dreamily.

And then he kisses her back, one hand holding her face and pulling her in close, one hand on her waist to keep her steady and stable. He doesn’t care that they’re in a government building and could very likely get scolded hardcore for this. He doesn’t care that anyone could walk by and see them. Hell, he hopes someone does, so that way everyone knows: Andy got the girl of his dreams. He’s got her, right there, in his arms, her lips on his lips, and he doesn’t intend to let go.

They part for a second time, and Andy feels dizzy, but in a good way, like after he’s taken medicine for his cold and he’s fuzzy and sleepy and warm. He feels contentedly feverish, and like everything in the world makes sense. He feels like he could write a hundred and one love songs and still have ideas for a hundred and one more. Or maybe just a hundred, since two hundred and two love songs is a lot. But he’d love her even more than the words of two hundred and two (give or take) love songs could ever convey.

“So,” he breathes, giggling. “Is that… a yes to the date?”

“Yeah,” she smiles back. “Yeah, it definitely is.”

In that moment, Andy doesn’t need to be a spy, an FBI agent, a ninja or anything else to be happy. He has everything he needs right there in his arms, looking back up at him with the same excited, gleeful glimmer in her eyes.

And, wow, is she beautiful.

#gif warning /#original #andy dwyer #parks and recreation #parks and rec #andy dwyer x reader #can you believe i broke my writing haitus to bring you a Completely Unexpected And Very Random thing like this? WELL THERE IT IS!#chris pratt

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