#Corrupted Jimmy AU

[jimmedicated-jambino]

Whats ur favorite character in ur au

Ok so he hasn't been introduced yet bc I'm not trying to spoil anything & I'm still developing his character butttt

I call him Drimmy (Dream + Jimmy = Drimmy) and he's Curly's "perfect" ideal version of Jimmy that only exists in his mind after the real Jimmy left him... He's an atomic missile of pure angst and he has a whole corruption arc thing going on and I kin him so much I just love him w all my heart he's my sweet babygirl and my absolute favorite character without a doubt 🥲 💗

Concept sketches under the cut bc spoiler

[ponderingsoflife]

Life Series Winners as Ghosts AU:

Grian: The longest dead, died in a revolutionary war against a corrupted king. Stabbed in the chest. Overly critical of every other ghost in the house, self proclaimed leader.

Pearl: The daughter of a noblewoman who was married off to the man who owned the house. She was convinced that the two of them were in love until he strangled her in her sleep, just aiming to gain her inheritance.

Martyn: A pirate who used the house as a safehouse in between adventures, until he was found out and he was shot in the back of the head. Did try to usurp Grian as the leader of the ghost at one point, failed pathetically.

Joel: A nascar racer who retired in the house after years of continuous victorys brought him fame and fortune. Died when a rival put a bomb in one of his cars.

Cleo: A fitness instructor from the 80’s. Moved into the house with her two sons. Poisoned by her jealous ex husband to get back at them for leaving him.

Scar: Cleo’s son who returned to the house in the future to investigate the death of his mother all of those years ago. He’s driven mad by the investigation and he hangs himself, at least that’s what everyone seems to think.

Scott: The most recent tenant of the house. Bought it because the housing market is shit but Bdubs wanted to sell the house no matter what he got out of it because of all the bad memories it held. Tried renovating it and had the ceiling crash down on him.

Jimmy: The most recent tenant of the house. The ghosts are frantically trying to get him to leave because everyone who lives in the house seems to die. Jimmy however, doesn’t care what the ghosts say, because he just thinks he’s hallucinating.

[ask-nurse-curly]

Welcome to Bullying Nurly Club!

[blog in chronological order]

Hello and welcome! This is an ask blog for Nurse Curly from the Roleswap AU by @omagpies (mod). Everything in character is tagged #nurlysays; everything by mod is tagged #modsays. The blog operates on a queue, but sometimes some things will be shuffled.

Another ~Official Roleswap Crew Member~: @ask-captain-anya

[roleswap au masterpost with all the art]

[Nurly's Medbay Playlist]

(OG intro) Curly is stuck in the med bay bored out of his mind, to the point where he might just respond to texts from unknown numbers. He might even doodle something on post-its (poorly. He isn't much of an artist. Isn't much of a nurse. Isn't much of anything. He's nothing. Ñ̴̨̥̟́ơ̶͚ṱ̶͛̊̕h̵͉̮͚̦͆̂̅̕į̴̣͇̑͠n̷̺͍͛̂g̷͍̼̼̾̿́̀-̴͕̬̒̓͑͝-̵̖̬̃̀̚͘ͅ)

General info and rules under the cut!

The setting is pre-crash Tulpar

The crew is as follows: Captain Anya, Co-Pilot Swansea, Mechanic Daisuke, Nurse Curly, Medical Intern Jimmy

You are communicating with Curly via his phone. Which for some reason has reception

Asks = text messages; submissions = airdropping files across the vastness of space

Regular text posts (not responses) are something between Curly's thoughts and phone notes

In ask responses, text put (in brackets like these) = Curly's asides. Sometimes tags will provide helpful context from mod :)

Curly only communicates via answering asks. If you put something in a reply or reblog, it won’t reach him

You cannot manifest in the med bay/interact with his world or other characters. Literally you all are just guys in his phone :)

You can try impersonating people Curly knows (crew mates, parents, friends, alternates etc), but he is liable to realise that you aren’t them :)*

At the same time, you are absolutely welcome to bring in OCs; if your OC shares some kind of backstory with Curly, we can either improv it or workshop a little. Hit me up here or on my main!*

You can try telling Curly that he is fictional but he will not believe you. Any media pertaining to canon mouthwashing+roleswap's 'canon' (playthroughs, art from the masterpost etc) will appear as corrupted and illegible*

* UPDATE: Curly is now somewhat more open to the idea of the multiverse. Do with that what you will

All information Curly reveals is compliant to the Roleswap AU, but the ask blog itself is not **

** UPDATE: as of Feb 16th 2024, the plot is diverging from canon roleswap :)

Curly is an Englishman; mod, however, is a silly little ESL. If Curly says something weird, assume that Anya's ESL is rubbing off on him. Also those five hours of sleep

Bullying/ribbing is fine, sexual jokes are fine (he is easily flustered), but mod reserves the right to play it by ear and not respond IC to something they find uncomfortable

Sometimes Curly will signal that you are crossing a boundary. Curly’s boundaries don’t equal mod’s boundaries, so if you want to keep pushing go ahead :)

Have fun and be yourself!!!

[martincrushcameback]

Is anyone on here old enough to know about Cyborg 009 or is it just me?

ANYWAYS Cyborg AU where the brothers were abducted for biogenetic and electronic experimentation decades ago and turned into cybernetic weapons for some top secret and shady government organization before it was defunded and abandoned. Aviva, Zach, Koki and Jimmy all work together to stop government corruption and conspiracies and happen to sneak into the secret lab and discover the two. Trouble is, the brothers were woken up before any of their dangerous "this is your target" protocols could be initiated. Without any knowledge on what they are exactly, no memories of what came before, and no instructions programmed except self defense, they're pretty happy to go with these two strangers who say they'll help them.

Their powers consist of shape-shifting into full animals or just aspects of them (IE claws, teeth, etc.), of course, but they also have certain tech abilities too. Martin can breathe under water and has increadible speed; Chris can fly with rocket boosters in his back and has magnifying scope vision for tactical air targeting. Both brothers have night vision settings and also have various rockets or other weaponry generally stored in their augmented bodies. (I have shotgun barrels for bones?!)

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Howl’s moving castle flower ranchers au because I can. The au takes inspiration from both the book and the movie (but mostly the movie)

Jimmy is Sophie, who gets cursed to be old by the Scarlet Witch. He ran the family restaurant before his curse, and now works as a cleaner for Smajor.

Scott Major is Howl Jenkins, who caught a falling star long ago and gave it his heart. It is rumored that hails for another world, but that's surely just hearsay.

Tango is Calcifer, a ruthless fire demon who bends only to the wizard who gave him his heart. (and the cute old man who showed up two days ago but he won't admit that.)

Pearl is the witch of the wastes, someone who was once Scott's closest friend before she was corrupted by a demon of envy and greed and became the fearsome Scarlett witch.

Martyn is Lettie, Jimmy's older brother who sent to study magic in Kingsbury under royal wizard Ren.

Philza is Martha, Jimmy's other older brother who runs a bakery in Market Chipping.

Xornoth is Micheal/Markl, Scott's younger brother who recently became Scott's apprentice.

Ren is Heen, one of the king's wizards who had turned himself into a dog to spy in wizard Smajor.

ZombieCleo is Headwizard Suliman, the king's most trusted advisor as well as Scott and Ren's teacher.

The king is Bdubs, and the prince/turniphead is Scar. Bdubs has been worried sick for his brother since he disappeared after heading near the wastes. Meanwhile Scar is just kinda suffering in silence while he's cursed.

Basically it's just Howl's moving castle but the fire demon also falls in love with Sophie (while being in a relationship with howl because bro literally has his heart) and they all kiss at the end

[arty-e]

Another set of fake screenshots but pearl corruption time

Gemcyt au and Scott, Pearl and Jimmy designs by @chrisrin

Backgrounds from Steven universe

[jettboat]

*Throws Lab AU at your head* Thank you so much @gtwscratch for helping me with some of the powers!

Powers and lore under the cut!

Powers

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Ren: Manipulate sound waves with his guitar

Martyn: Sonic scream

Etho: Can breath a toxic gas that makes people sick

Big B: Can make people forget random things

Skizz: Can transfer other's wounds to himself

Impulse: Gravity manipulation

Bdubs: Can drain people's energy and copy powers with touch

Grian: Can see into other rooms

Jimmy: Skin turns into metal to prevent getting hurt

Pearl: Can speak to canines

Gem: Can create illusions

Tango: Can enter tech

Mumbo: Can store anything in his pockets, doesn't matter how big

Scar: Can travel to different universes temporarily

Lizzie: Can eat nightmares

Cleo: Mind control

Joel: Perfectly use technology

Scott: Plant manipulation (chooses flowers)

Lore

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With crime rates spiking, a science lab called Watchers Co. decided to start an experiment to create superheroes. With subjects picked, they closed their doors and started testing. Then they got a bit corrupt and started seeing the subjects less like people and more like liquid in a test tube. Now, they're searching for a way out.

If you guys have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them!

[jellybean1927]

Fantasy AU Headcanons(?):

Joel met Lizzie during a spring festival. Her parents forbid her from leaving their side during the festivities, and she's like "Bet" and snuck off. Joel was delivering pastries to the buffet area when someone crashed into him. That someone was Lizzie.

Ren was abandoned by his clan for unknown reasons and was adopted into the royal guard by Skizz, Etho, and Impulse.

Scar is a wizard that sells some shady magical items. He once sold Martyn a love crystal (without Martyn realizing) when he bought some protection charms from him.

Martyn got his wings torn off by some corrupted knights when he was a kid.

Grian and Scar are "dating." They are in a relationship, but it's... rocky. Scar's away a lot, traveling and selling and putting himself in danger. Grian has lost feathers to the stress of it all (mostly just by reading Scar's letters).

Scott and Jimmy are happily married.

Grian and Jimmy are blood related brothers, while Joel is just some random kid they brought home.

[theseusmc]

marriage in the eleventh hour, my beloved au, finally has enough to post (!!!!!) so you get scott ref's as a treat :3

plot (+ rest of scott designs) below cut!

ok so to preface - some of the stuff gets a little brushed/not super in depth over in this plot description (xornoth and scott's complicated feelings about family and each other, Scott's relationship with religion, jimmy's backstory kinda, literally all of the torture stuff, some Jimmy and Scott stuff, gem and scott's dynamic and the corrupted trio's relationships- BUT this is the basics and I will be elaborating more in the future!!!) okay that said here's my insanity

current scott designs - kidnapped, in pj's, and healing arc :') (pj's ref is for a scene prior to kidnapping!!! they deserve to have really silly and sad late night convos i think)

uhm. also you can literally see when my hand started hurting with this plot description HELP

so that's the basic plot! send asks if you want me to yap about anything in this au :D (also yes before anyone asks i'm gonna type this up later so dw if you can't read it-)

character info :

also, feel free to send asks (pleasepleaseplease-) I love this au SO MUCH. some stuff might change in the future since it's still in the works but it's gonna be a fic at some point! okay thank you for listening to me be insane <3

[ask-captain-anya]

Welcome to the Tired Captain Club!

[blog in chronological order]

Hey everybody! This is an ask blog for Captain Anya from the Roleswap AU by @omagpies (not the mod, still my boss)

Sister blog to @ask-nurse-curly

Everything in character is tagged #captainsays Everything by a mod is #modsays

The blog operates on a queue, but sometimes some things will be shuffled.

[roleswap au masterpost with all the art]

{The Cockpit Playlist}

Anya has a lot of responsibilities on this ship, a lot of decisions to be made. But her phone just keeps buzzing and was not immune to the tantalizing call of a text message, even if she didn't recognize the number. She just needs a distraction! Haha! A distraction.

General info and rules under the cut!

(Did I just copy, paste, and edit these rules? Absolutely!)

The setting is pre-crash Tulpar

The crew is as follows: Captain Anya, Co-Pilot Swansea, Mechanic Daisuke, Nurse Curly, Medical Intern Jimmy

You are communicating with Anya via her phone. Which for some reason has reception

Asks = text messages; submissions = airdropping files across the vastness of space

Regular text posts (not responses) are something between Anya's thoughts and phone notes

In ask responses, text put (in brackets like these) = Anya's asides. Sometimes tags will provide helpful context from mod :)

You cannot manifest in the Tulpar/interact with her world or other characters. Literally you all are just guys in her phone :)

You can try impersonating people Anya knows (crew mates, parents, friends etc), but she is liable to realise that you aren’t them :)

At the same time, you are absolutely welcome to bring in OCs; if your OC shares some kind of backstory with Curly, we can either improv it or workshop a little. (I should have dms on for this blog)

You can try telling Anya that she is fictional but she will not believe you. Any media pertaining to canon mouthwashing+roleswap's 'canon' (playthroughs, art from the masterpost etc) will appear as corrupted and illegible

All information Anya reveals is compliant to the Roleswap AU, but the ask blog itself is not

* UPDATE: as of Feb 16th 2024, the plot is diverging from canon roleswap :)

Anya is a Russian woman; mod, however, is a silly little english speaker. If Anya says something weird, assume that Curly's english ways are rubbing off on her. Also her mind has a billion thoughts to sort through.

Bullying/ribbing is fine, sexual jokes are fine (she isn't easily flustered), but mod reserves the right to play it by ear and not respond IC to something they find uncomfortable

Sometimes Anya will signal that you are crossing a boundary. Anya’s boundaries don’t equal mod’s boundaries, so if you want to keep pushing go ahead :)

Have fun and be yourself!!!

[snipercat006]

Next up in @littlebibean06 and mine’s Empires X BOTW AU is Jimmy!

He is a Zora in this AU and his Divine Beast is a cod called Van Norin.

After the Rapture and all the Ancient Beasts turned on them, the Cod Empire have been facing food shortage issue thanks to Vah Norin lurking in the waters around the empire and scaring the fish away. The Divine Beast also chases and attacks anyone who tires to go in the water.

On top of that, Jimmy has also been facing threats from the Yiga Clan since Sausage got corrupted.

[the-sapphire-cat]

Grim Shadow AU

This isn’t my personal interpretation of Grimgrim and Brat Finn but this is a fun idea I had that I decided to explore.

In this twisted timeline Gumgum became possessed/corrupted by Entropa (this happening before the party’s encounter with Inku) unable to save Gumgum the others were forced to retreat even though Entropa wasn’t at full power he was still too strong to fight head on.

Bartholomew ran into Inku who decided to have fun with this exiting opportunity and struck a deal with Bart that she would reunite Bart with Gumgum if he became her warlock, out of options and desperate to save his friend Bart agreed.

Bart hoped to use the power Inku gave him to eventually betray Inkoo and Entropa and save Gumgum, unfortunately he underestimated Entropa and couldn’t fully expel him from Gumgum but he was able to suppress him.

Because Inku couldn’t fully fulfil her end of the bargain Bart didn’t completely become lost to her still keeping a semblance of free will unfortunately things would go south regardless. With the other infinights gone and his own soul semi owned by the wicked lady Brat abandoned his new home reestablishing himself as a pirate

Brat now corrupted by Inku’s magic began to hate Grimgrim, he knew that Entropa was still in there and that Gumgum would never be the same again, eventually disassociating Grimgrim from Gumgum completely (perhaps even renaming him himself to further the distinction).

Brat would use his magic over emotions to keep Grimgrim calm and in check, at first to ensure Entropas rage would never resurface to the point of him returning, but eventually he decided to use his magic to control his emotions for his own benefit using him as a weapon, filling Grimgrim with rage so he would destroy anyone who apposed him and then calming him down so he would never turn his anger against him.

From Grimgrims perspective on the situation I’m tore, it either goes one of two ways. Either Grimgrim doesn’t realise he’s being used and genuinely believes Brat loves him, the part of Gumgum that’s still in there seeing Brat as his best friend and he doesn’t realise his emotions are being manipulated. He thinks that when others try to hurt Brat or when Brat wants him to hurt others his rage is his own, and that when he’s alone with Brat he feels calm and happy feeing safe around him. Associating calm and happieness with Brat while associating anything Brat doesn’t like with rage and pain.

Or

He knows he’s being used but he doesn’t care, a part of him wants to believe that Brat is still the Bart he once knew (Gumgum), but the other part of him wants to tear Brat apart for daring to use him (Entropa), both sides cancelling each-other out leading to apathy. After all, what’s the point in fighting Brat? he doesn’t have anyone else. His friends are gone, his family abandoned him, this is all he knows now, what would he do if he left? where would he go? Even if he did find anyone new it would probably end the same, at least here he can associate Brat with something familiar and pretend he has something worth fighting for.

As the years went by Brats corruption grew more and he couldn’t even acknowledge Gumgum as a part of Grimgrim anymore (if he ever could) as far as Brat was concerned his Gumgum died years ago and him using Grimgrim as a pawn was Entropas justified punishment. But then they were approached by a figure they haven’t encountered in years Little Jimmy, but this wasn’t their Little Jimmy this was a man from another place, another time.

Little Jimmy showed Brat and Grimgrim a world of what could have been a world where Entropa was defeated and they both enjoyed happy ending with their friends who never fell to darkness and envy grew within them. Little Jimmy informed them that it was these infinights that in their carelessness created timelines that ended in tragedy not just for them but countless others and he offered them a chance at revenge to which they happily took.

Things in the one shot play out pretty much the same, except after the fact Gumgum brings the Dia gems together and he and the others Travel to these alternate worlds to try and fix what went wrong and save their otherselves.

Above all else Grimgrim and Brat miss each other and would do almost anything to have what they believe was robbed from them, a chance to see eachother again as they once were.

[microwavesaferat]

So I keep thinking about the Life Series Members as TMA Avatars idea that I had and I now have character design concepts. Slight update that Scar is now dual wielding. Also, shout-out to the person who said Gem could also be web aligned, because of this, she is now corruption aligned but themed around silverfish because they also make webs.

Bdubs - Dark

Fully avatar. Looks a bit like a phantom. Whenever it's dark, he can completely blend in and suddenly appear from the shadows. His whole thing is feeding off people who are late. Missed your last train home? Late night at work and finally heading home? God forbid you miss your bedtime. He will be there, don't keep him waiting, you're late enough already.

BigB -Spiral

Half avatar. Looks the same but it's really hard to read his expression. Small details change, like his eye colour or his facial hair. Wasn't that pocket on the other side? His whole thing is being generally unerving and instilling a sense in you that something is wrong. Even if nothing has changed, it certainly feels like it.

Cleo - Flesh

Full avatar. Her design is already perfect, no notes. I saw that one post that's like "an illegal organ dealer holding up a pair of lungs to see if they fit" and that's very much the vibe. In this au, she's not just got multiple parts because she needs to, she wants them. Who needs to paint their nails when they can just change the hand they have? I also think she has too many limbs like I already said. Every time you see her, they have a different number of limbs.

Etho - Stranger

Full avatar but kind of chill about it. Think like Simon Fairchild and Mike Crew. He looks normal, but his mask doesn't move when he speaks, is there even a mouth under there. He seems to never blink either. Basically a weird mechanical being, mind of like Nikola, but a bit more chill about it. Don't call him creepy, he's just Canadian :(

Gem - Corruption

Goes from new to full avatar over the course of Secret Life. I went into detail over her design in my original post, basically what I already said. She just gets more overgrown over the course of Secret Life. She targets those who've hurt her allies. You hurt the hive, now the queen comes to you.

Grian - Eye

Full avatar. Basically the same watcher design normally done. The more eldritch the better. Very much just a purple Jon. He does his usual shit of observing the suffering of the games.

Impulse - End

New avatar. He is not aware of the situation he's stuck in being forced to get to close to winning. As he's a new avatar, he's basically just normal. I do think that his general aura really makes people want to stab him in a back. He's just so stabible.

Jimmy - End

Half avatar. He's on his way to becoming a full avatar, just not quite got control of the curse. He has the canary wings, but kind of rotting and skeletal as the canary has already died. They get worse over time as he dies more and more. He has slowly grown more skeletal and corpse-like in general. It's almost like the damage he sustains stays through death.

Joel - Desolation

Full avatar. He's chill until near the end of the season where he suddenly gets this manic look and just sort of snaps. He doesn't melt like Jude does, but is charred in places where he's also caught ablaze. He doesn't have a specific target, it's just everyone but only near the end of the series.

Lizzie - Buried

New avatar. She doesn't seem to realise where all the dirt is coming from, someone keeps traipsing mud into the house and it's definitely not her! No way she would have muddy boots inside. As well as that, every time she looks at the stars, her throat seems to catch. Joel is sick of the ever growing donations he keeps getting of his wife's remains, there's only so many urns he can hold. To be fair, he's pretty sure Scar just sold him gravel.

Martyn - Hunt

Half in 3rd Life but full avatar by Limited Life. He's like how Martin in tma could have become an eye or web avatar but instead became a lonely avatar. Martyn could have become a slaughter avatar with Ren or an eye avatar. They end of Limited Life is him becoming a full avatar. He's stuck with a ring cuts round his head constantly dripping into his eyes, weirdly in the same shape the coral sat. He also has red marks on his hands from wielding an axe in 3rd Life. He mainly goes for those who want to break the system. There is only one way out, and it's through blood.

Mumbo - Web

New avatar. Has no idea he's an avatar or what they even are. Everyone else assumes he knows. He keeps finding cobwebs in his hair, it's getting concerning. What do you mean he's greying? Why do the lighter hairs in his mustache feel like a different material? Eventually, he gains a set of eyes and doesn't notice for a ridiculously long time before he has to get his reading glasses for working with redstone. The web will do with him what it desires, and the Mother of Puppets wishes to see the blorbo struggle.

Pearl - Hunt/Lonely

Half avatar. She not fully committed to either fear so is like a half avatar in both. She seems to exude fog like Martin but in a way that makes her more obvious, like a dark silhouette against a grey background. As well as that, her red eyes and they dozen or so dogs' eyes can be seen so clearly, almost as if there are no clouds at all. Tilly is the name of the form she takes like Daisy does. She targets those who have isolated her. She is not to be ignored any longer.

Ren - Slaughter

Half avatar. He's done the opposite of Martyn and is trying to force himself away from the mantle of Red King. Kind of how Jon tries to stop feeding the eye, Ren tries to be more peaceful and doesn't even partake in some games. Regardless, the call of blood is too strong. He looks normal most of the time, but, when things go south, his neck starts leaking a deep crimson. The canine features grow and so does the accent. Ren can try to stop it all he wants, but the Red Winter is coming.

Scar - Web/Lonely

Full avatar. Scar is a full avatar with both fears. He has been full web the entire time but only because fullomelu after double life. He has the appearance of a straveling salesman someone always having just what you require. You have to be in his good books, you don't know why, but you must. In this au, he has a wheelchair with seemingly infinite storage. Regardless of what you say, he's "got just the right thing" as he reaches into another pocket. There are 8 spokes on each wheel, each spoke weirdly hairy and almost segmented? Regardless, he has what you need, so you pay up, issue is, by the time you put your wallet away, all that's left is some fog.

Scott - Vast

Half avatar. The vast has been trying real hard to transform him, but he just won't go. He keeps walking up to the edges of cliffs or the shore, looking out wistfully into the expanse, before going "nah" and walking away. It's almost like he's taunting his patron. He likes to keep to cramped spaces, just to spite them. Regardless, he seems to stare at the night sky, almost like he's looking for something, or waiting.

Skizz - Lonely

New avatar. Skizz? An avatar of the lonely? But he's got loads of pals. How could he be lonely? He's useful to everyone, he serves his purpose, they don't grieve because he wouldn't want that, right? He's an absolute angel. His design is still angelic, but with gold tear tracks down his face. He's unwilling to admit that being treated as expendable has gotten to him. It's fine, the fog of death is calm, it doesn't ask anything of him, it's... Peaceful.

Tango - Desolation

Full avatar. Not much changes from his design. The usual fire hair that gets stronger with the anger. He fully transformed in Last Life when Bdubs killed him. Up until then, the hair was just regular hair, but that death changed him. He's not immune to the fire. The more he burns, the more how almost looks like a roast marshmallow but I'm a creepy way. He's charged and melting and angry. So so angry. If you take something from him, he will take everything from you.

[rosegoldenatlas]

A Smallishbeans Centric Epic! Au

Okay so first off I am going to set it up like so:

Epic!Character - Hermit/Lifer/Empyrian - my reasoning and design choices

Also this comes with new watcher lore at the end

please give ideas for Calypso and Apollo <333

Odysseus - Joel - He can be surspisingly clever at times, but I chose him for Ody more because 1 he’s straight and obsessed with his wife 2 he is a bloodthirsty bastard when he is red raging and 3 because he isn’t good with teammates

Zeus - Ren - It’s simple really, 1 he’s a theatre kid, 2 the red king

Penelope - Lizzie - well fist off, she’s Joel’s irl wife, but also because she is girlboss and a clever bitch

Telemachus - Hermes - he is Joel’s canonical kid and yeah

Eurylochus - Grian - very serious when he needs to be, is logical during the life series, and so would open the windbag for the lols

Polites - Jimmy - Canary curse, is baby, he can’t fight good and supports Joel and also would ensue shenanigans as soon as they are alone

Winions - Tanukis - a reference to @Mellozheist ‘s Hermitcraft tanuki!Joel design

Athena - Gem - She is an excellent fighter and is very logical when picking fights, she isn’t afraid to finish the job and the dynamic she and Joel had in Wild life felt similar to Ody and Athena’s (imagine Gem scolding Joel for going all bloodlust again after telling him not to red rage all season)

Polyphemus - Xornoth - big and only one eye but same design otherwise. Xornoth is terrifying in Esmp s1 lore. Imagine a giant one-eyed demon using corruption magic and a club to kill you, it’s also fun to point out that Joel didn’t acknowledge Xornoth at all in Esmp s1 and this is referenced in ‘tell me what’s your name?’ ‘My name is nobody’ Also this choice will make a lot of sense when you take into account who I picked for Poseidon

Aeolus - Scar - Now hear me out here, Scar is a prankster. This is a good prank. Aeolus’ whole thing is ‘do my lil task and u win!’ ‘What’s the catch’ ‘hahaha wouldn’t you like to know’ like Scar does that shit all the time. He rides on a cloud because he can’t walk and the cloud changes shape to accommodate him (After the time skip he just suddenly doesn’t have a shirt btw)

Poseidon - Scott - he’s dramatic, he’s queer, he’s petty, he’s been in a rivalry on life series with Joel since Last life, and in a world where both Scott and Xornoth (being brothers in lore) are evil, Scott, being loyal to his associates, would show up to defend him

Circe - Sausage - he ran a sanctuary for magical creatures and these people were attacked so he protected them. Also he owns a strip club so he would seduce people  to lure them in before brutally murdering them like a gentleman

Hermes - Oli - based on vibes tbh, but also on that one time when Joel played MCC Ender Cup at Oli’s and when they were losing Oli would hype him up by making up a song on the spot (M C C DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS!?)

Odysseus’ mom - Donkey Jeremy - for the memes, also Joel going to the underworld and finding that his donkey god is dead is brutal when you realize how long he has kept this bit up

Tireseas - Martyn - the lore man himself showing up only to lore drop on the main character and not help at all is such a Martyn move, the voices in the background are listeners dropping even more lore and all of them are giving pretty straight answers compared to Martyn only speaking in double meanings

Siren!Penelope - The Virgin Jeremy - if you don’t know who that is, when Jeremyism was created, Lizzie was brought into the cult religion as ‘the virgin Jeremy’ it looks close enough to Lizzie to be passable from afar but the outfit is all wrong

Odysseus’ ‘daughter’ - that kid Joel had with Jimmy during the Empires x HC crossover - technically his kid, but he gave it away as a Christmas gift so does it really count?

Scylla - Pearl - Scylla is a beast with 6 wolves heads for feet, 5am Pearl from Double Life is remarkably similar to Wolf Joel from 3rd life and Wizard Joel from Last Life, ‘we know that we are the same’ also she is just fucking crazy and deranged and we love her

Antinous - The Secret Keeper - Used as the leader of Watchers in this scenario. Watchers are known to be evil (or at the very least,very morally ambiguous) in lore

Calypso - Iskall fits so well but I don’t like himmmmmm give me better ideas please

Apollo - i dunno tbh, literally no ideas here. I would like ideas thanks.

Hephaestus - Doc - our machine boy, loyal to the bone so ofc he would have a problem with Joel being a traitor but not enough to fight his point because he has things to do

Aphrodite - Skizz - he’s sweet, and loyal, Aphrodite is the goddess of love, but in the musical she focuses on familial love, which Skizz does very well. He’s not on Joel’s side at all because Joel kills Skizz a lot 

Ares - False - a good fighter, would love to watch the bloodshed unfold also a fight scene with a Gem and False would look so sick

Hera - Cleo - the 80’s outfit matches Hera’s music, respects a man who doesn’t cheat on his wife, (LOOKING AT YOU ETHO)

Eurymachus - Watcher (partial sight*) - Eurymachus is the one that tries to open arms Odysseus, the partial sight bit will be explained after character list.

Melanthius - Watcher (unseeing**) - Melanthius is the man singing when Telemachus arrives and he is the one making orders and says he will ‘break the kids hands’, unseeeing will be explained after character list.

Watcher lore: 

The Secret Keeper is being used as the leader of the watchers, not needing wings to hide the eyes and instead wears a heavy mask with the watcher logo on it.

Watchers usually have two pairs of wings, a small pair where the ears would be cover the watchers eyes, the other pair on their back.

When a Watcher is starting to break away from the normal mentality the face wings begin to pull away from their eyes, Grian his his wings fully unfolded.

*partial sight means the inner half of the eyes are not hidden, meaning the watcher can now see the light/make better decisions

**unseeing means the wings are more tighly folded over the eyes that one is fully under the other like a blindfold, normally watchers can at least see the very smallest difference between being in a dark room and a light one, Unseeing Watchers can not.

[hotkeyliimepies]

Haaaiii, uhm. I dunno much about your Dbh au(s), followed recently because of your amazing art, and since you want some asks, I come in clutch!

I wanna know about ur aus, specifically about Hank... pleas

haha! Funny coincidence I just made a post under this explaining the AU! Asks like these make me very happy. If you scroll deep enough you will find an animatic I made of the AU that depicts Hanks drunken grief.

but speaking of Hank, I think I would like to touch the topic. In the AU, if you notice. I never draw Hank, if not ive only depicted him once in an Animatic. Very important to the lore, you see the reason I dont draw him is because he is dead.

in this timeline, Connor died 4x until we now have 55, this triggered Hank really badly to relapse. So he played Russian roulette. Because 55 (Connor,) lost so much memory as it was corrupted from constant damage, his not fond of Hank anymore. But only feel this weird feeling towards him. But he just registers Hank as a burden or hinderance to the mission at this point and did not care to find Hank by his dinner table unshaken.

So he said his quiet goodbyes, nodded and left. But even by then, as Connor is now retired and decommissioned he cant help but feel strange about it. (Maybe he is thinking too much about it, s he has so much free time now,) but he cant help but always ask Chibafuki if they can visit Jimmy’s bar, thinking it will fulfil him.

[phantoms-lair]

Crack Fic Poll

So the school year is over and I discovered rather than a long vacation I am unemployeed due to budget cuts.

Need to drown my focus in crack fanfiction. Which of these werid little crossovers/AU does anyone want to see

Options are:

Power Ranger Multi Cross - Zordon needs five overbearing and overemotional individuals. And sure the grid could grab the people right there in Angel Grove. Or it could maximize the good done by pulling from the multiverse of people who would benefit from a second chance at life (in most cases literally). Red Ranger Charles Rowland, Blue Ranger Edwin Payne, (Dead Boy Detectives) Black Range Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom), Yellow Ranger Adam (Frankenstein), Pick Ranger Grace Garlond (Shadow Hearts: From the New World) (And her +1, the souls of her murderous boyfriend she dragged along with her) and future Green Ranger Jason Todd, fresh from the lazarus pit, has not had time to confirm what Talia said about his Dad replacing him, and has to figure out his moral compass on his own.

WeirdWolf (Batman)- Jason Todd aka the Red Hood has borken into Titan's Tower to teach a little birdy a lesson. Except Tim Drake is almost completely feral, not Robin, and oh yeah the real Jason Todd is here and some kind of werewolf? What the Hell is going on?

Of Fire and Dragons(Avatar the Last Airbender/Overwatch)-A weird dimensional glitch switched Zuko and Genji. And in this strange Spirit-touched place with talking gorillas, and new eyes that glow red, Zuko has never felt more out of his depth. But the longer he stays, the more he questions if he truly wants to go home. Meanwhile former Overwatch Black Ops member, Genji, thought taking out Firelord Ozai would end this war without children needing blood on their hands but he might have just escalated things. Oops.

Side Effects Include (Splatter House)- Rick has saved Jennifer from the Corrupted, detached from the Terror Mask, and returned to normal. He...has returned to normal, right? Yeah it turns out turning into a combat monster was Masks doing, but beefing himself up by feeding on necrotic energy? Yeah that was a Rick choice and some side effects may occur.

When Cousins Come Calling(Danny Phantom/Superman/Freakazoid) - Danny can keep his secret from his parents no problem. But when his Dad's brother and his wife go on a vacation and leave their sons Duncan and Dexter and at the same time his Mom's younger sister asks if cousin Jimmy can stay with them for a while because Metropolis is getting too dangerous, the full house might make it a little difficult.

A Dangerous Mind (Power Rangers/The Shadow)- Billy Cranston didn't think much about the cousin he hadn't known about coming to visit. He certainly doesn't think he'd about to uncover multiple generations worth of family trauma, including that he's far from the first Cranston to be a superhero.

Vagabonds(My Hero Academia/Sentinels of the Multiverse)- The Mistgates pulled all manner of heroes and villains though it in an attept to save the Multiverse by destroying Oblivaeon. But as Fey Diamond died to her power, they destabilized and dragged in those with the potential to become such. In which Izuku, Todoroki, and Toga get zapped across the multiverse by an errant mistgate at a young age and are raised by Darkwatch, with occasional uncle Ansel G. Moreau

Of Soulstone and Spiders (Malifaux/Into the Spiderverse)- Miles Morales took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up lost in the multiverse, in some weird eldritch horror Wild West place. Taken in by a performing troupe who operate as smugglers, he needs to figure out who are his allies, where he stands, and hopefully how to get back.