#CosmicComedy

[vibetribetarotcoach]

🌟 Vibe Tribe Tips for Surviving Venus Retrograde Like a Cosmic Baddie 💫

✨ Venus Retrograde Dates & What That Means for You ✨

🔥 Preshadow Phase: February 18, 2025 – March 1, 2025 (The Warm-Up 🏋️‍♀️)

💥 Retrograde: March 1, 2025 – April 12, 2025 (The Main Event 🎭)

🌀 Post-Shadow Phase: April 12, 2025 – April 26, 2025 (The Aftermath 🧹)

So what’s the deal? Venus, the planet of love, beauty, money, and pleasure, is taking a lil’ backspin in the sky. Think of it like your ex sliding into your DMs at 2 AM—it’s disruptive, it’s messy, and it’s probably not in your best interest. 🚩 The preshadow is where you start noticing shifts (subtle red flags 🚨, weird vibes in love or finances 💰), the actual retrograde is where the drama unfolds 🎬, and the post-shadow is where you clean up the cosmic mess. 🧽

🔮 Spiritual Meaning & Effects 🔮 Venus retrograde is like a divine relationship audit from the universe. 🌌 It forces us to slow down and really reflect on our relationships, self-worth, finances, and personal values. Expect old lovers to resurface 👀, dating apps to feel like a haunted house 👻, and financial decisions to require extra scrutiny.

✅ General Dos & 🚫 Don'ts ✨ DO: ✔️ Re-evaluate your relationships. Are they adding to your peace or disturbing it? 🤔 ✔️ Reconnect with your self-worth. Stop accepting the bare minimum. 💎 ✔️ Revisit past creative projects. That poetry book? That art piece? Bring it back! 🎨 ✔️ Double-check all major financial decisions. Read the fine print, bestie. 🔍 ✔️ Heal old wounds. Venus Rx loves to bring up past hurt for a reason—so you can finally release it. 🕊️

🚫 DON’T: ❌ Start a new relationship (unless you wanna relive it in the next Venus Rx 🫠). ❌ Get a drastic haircut, tattoo, or makeover. Regret is real. 😬 ❌ Make impulsive purchases—luxury splurges might feel good now, but your bank account will be side-eyeing you later. 💸 ❌ Text your ex. Just don’t. Please. Block if necessary. 🚷 ❌ Rush into commitments. This applies to love, business, and contracts. Venus Rx exposes what’s not solid. 🏗️

🌈 Final Cosmic Advice 🌈 This retrograde isn’t here to ruin your love life—it’s here to help you upgrade it. 🚀 Whether that means cutting ties with an unhealthy dynamic ✂️, falling back in love with yourself 💖, or simply learning to be patient in love and money, Venus Rx is a necessary cosmic lesson. Ride the wave 🌊, stay grounded 🌿, and most importantly—protect your peace at all costs. 🛡️

✨ Happy surviving, babes. See you on the other side. 💫💖

[darthquarkky]

"The Interdimensional Bureau of Extremely Minor Prophecies"

This surreal visual journey follows Norm Shlubb’s odyssey through five absurd dimensions to prevent (or cause?) a sandwich-based apocalypse. From AI-dragon kingdoms to cursed shopping malls, each scene blends bureaucratic satire, cosmic horror, and snack-based existentialism. The art style shifts between vintage sci-fi, fantasy oil paintings, and glitchy vaporwave to mirror the chaos of infinite paperwork and prophecies that probably don’t matter.

[dazzlesizzle]

Check out the new product 🔥🔥 Cow-napped by UFO – Alien Abduction

A fun and quirky space-themed design featuring a cartoon-style UFO beaming up a surprised cow into its tractor beam. The scene is set against a deep-space background with stars, adding a cosmic feel. The UFO glows in neon green and purple, creating a vibrant, otherworldly effect. The cow, floating in mid-air with a comical expression, enhances the humor of the design. Above or below the illustration, the text "Take Me to Your Leader" is written in a bold, futuristic font, matching the space theme. This design is perfect for sci-fi lovers, alien enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys playful extraterrestrial humor.

[jaiminiastro]

Me: I hate astrology Horoscope: You're beautiful Me: 😊

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[gesslen]

A medida que EE. UU. se lanza hacia lo desconocido, una tierra de 🚀🌌👨‍🚀 deleite interestelar y espectáculo cósmico espera. Las estrellas tiemblan de ⛔⚠️😱 miedo, sin saber cómo manejar la 👑💪🔥 fuerza dominante de la arrogancia estadounidense en el espacio. Así como EE. UU. reina supremo en 🌍✨🌎 la Tierra, la Vía Láctea y más allá pronto se inclinarán ante nuestra destreza intergaláctica. Nuevos mundos te llaman, con 🌌👽👾 extraterrestres temblando de emoción y temor mientras 🇺🇸🛡️🦅 el Tío Sam va con valentía a donde ninguna nación ha ido antes. Así que toma tus botas lunares 👟👠👢 y prepárate para un viaje salvaje porque EE. UU. está despegando hacia un reino de caos cósmico 😎🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ y travesuras 🚨❗️🆘 intergalácticas.

[visionproductions2008]

Exploring the cosmos through humor: our new satirical digital art series takes a light-hearted jab at Ancient Aliens theories.

[holdenrester19]

When Luna Met Oliver: A Galactic Love Story 💫🚀

Luna Nebula: Hey Oliver Tate! 👋 Heard you're the hottest thing in this galaxy. 😏 Oliver Tate: Well, Luna Nebula, they say I'm the star of the show! ✨ What brings you to this celestial party? Luna Nebula: Oh, just floating around, looking for someone to orbit. 🌌 Heard you're the perfect match for my gravitational pull. Oliver Tate: My gravitational pull is pretty strong, but is yours out of this world? 🚀 Luna Nebula: Oh, please! My pull is so strong, even black holes envy it. 😎 Oliver Tate: Wow, that's impressive! 🕳️ But can your pull handle my dad jokes? They're as infinite as the universe. Luna Nebula: Challenge accepted! Lay it on me, Oliver. Oliver Tate: Why did the sun go to school? Luna Nebula: I don't know, why? Oliver Tate: To get a little brighter! ☀️ Luna Nebula: Oh, Oliver, you light up my cosmos! 😂 Oliver Tate: Glad you think so! By the way, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I orbit you again? 🌠 Luna Nebula: Smooth, Oliver! Let's just say, you had me at "orbit. 💖

[rhondahansomecomedy]

How exciting is the #BlackWomenInComedyFestival? I got to work #CosmicComedy with dynamo @overfab! #TV #SpikeLee #IMadeYouLaugh #FunnyWomenAreBeautiful #BlackHistoryMonth is officially over. https://www.instagram.com/p/BudFXnAn1Qc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16qmlc3q4wazj

[danielefabbri]

Last Gig in Berlin was superfun!! Thank you #cosmiccomedy see U next time! #Berlin #standupcomedy #cosmiccomedyberlin #comedytravel #germany #igcomedian #igers #igersitalia #igberlin #iggermany #openmic #openmind #funny #laugh #jokes

[tagsde]

Cosmic comedy family portrait Monday 18th November 2019 https://ift.tt/2PxAy6B #Cosmiccomedy #Cosmiccomedyberli... https://ift.tt/2CX5iq4 https://de.tags.world

[rhondahansomecomedy]

Catch me in #BK @bwicfestival #BlackWomenInComedyFestival #Brooklyn 8P Thu 2/28 #CosmicComedy * 7:30 Fri 3/1 #IconsOfComedy (#PearlBailey) * 9:30 Fri 3/1 #BlackDontCrack * 7P Sat 3/2 #Griot * 9P Sat 3/2 I #Host #SoloWorks * Ticket Info In Comments. #Comedians @joannambriley @darajemcomedy @loisismyrealtor @elsawaithe @erycanolan @awfullysnippy @vanettaschoefield & #ManyMore #BlackWomen #BedStuyComedyCrawl #NYC https://www.instagram.com/p/BuWqXf5H2Qe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n4yeexi28djv

[rhondahansomecomedy]

#CosmicComedy with @mclean.onika #BlackWomenInComedyFestival #Comedy #BlackHistoryMonth #FunnyWomenAreBeautiful #TV #RadioRhonda #OneFunnyNegro #ThanksForBookingMe #ProAge #BK #ILoveWhatIDo #Actress #IMadeYouLaugh #TylerPerry #SpikeLee #Webseries #StoryTelling #NYC #WillTellJokesForMoney #NotYourGrandmasComic https://www.instagram.com/p/Buc93JAnFYJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c5lttd2mtypd

[danielefabbri]

Last Gig in Berlin was superfun!! Thank you #cosmiccomedy see U next time! #Berlin #standupcomedy #cosmiccomedyberlin #comedytravel #germany #igcomedian #igers #igersitalia #igberlin #iggermany #openmic #openmind #funny #laugh #jokes

[tagsde]

Best audience in the world xx https://ift.tt/2PxAy6B #Cosmiccomedy #Cosmiccomedyberlin #Comedyinenglish #Berlin... https://ift.tt/33UknED https://de.tags.world

[danielefabbri]

Last Gig in Berlin, people coming shortly, Ready to go! #Berlin #Germany #standupcomedy #comedytravel #cosmiccomedy #cosmiccomedyberlin #igers #igcomedy #igersgermany #igcomedian #igersitalia #igersberlin #berlinbynight (presso Belushi's Berlin)