#Countryhumans ukraine x Canada

[amedyne]

[river-blue]

On today’s edition of River’s mental illness, I’ve made ch fankids! Despite previously thinking they were stupid!

Hooray

[cutecountryballs]

Gift For You

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[jiaotangkaobulei455]

我灯塔快灭了赶紧发了

[foxyfexyll]

countryhumans art from when i thought pinterest was a social media site ;-;

ukraine inspo (x), east asia ych (x), “family picnic” (x)

[ariareverie]

stories i made about countryhumans in the past years:

russia tries to go out and find his dad, but ukraine is annoying him about it (2020)

reality shifting (yes, reality shifting from tiktok) weasel (my sister) shifts to the ch universe where she meets a ton of countries (2021)

handplates au (and by extension underswap au) (2021)

a couple (who i redacted their names and replaced them with “qwq” and “owo” to hide their identities, and now i don’t know who they are, just that it’s ch) go onto a flower field and one of them proposes. (2021)

mongolia gets isekai’d to the cookie run universe and falls in love with milk cookie (2021)

a game idea where the main character gets isekai’d to the ch universe and has to befriend all the countries (very original, i know) (/sarcasm) (2021)

league warns un about the countries ( they are ferocious dogs) (2022) 

america wants un to become un NOW. (also switzerland is there) (2022)

fbi falls in love with league (and hates un) (2022)

america helps japan with her fear of thunderstorms (2022)

ukraine is angsty and some stranger finds her and gives her bread (2022)

UN recalls his childhood with WHO before they both became organizations (2022)

UPA X READer??!?!?!!??!!? HUH I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT TJIS when did i write this???????? (2022)

ukraine and kazakhstan are hanging out, but ukraine can’t stop being emo ( damn it , ukraine! ) (2022)

ukraine runs away (she has a gun and upa with her) (2022)

part two to the previous fic, but now it’s in estonia’s POV and soviet is going crazy trying to find ukraine. he won’t stop yelling at his kids. (2022)

ukraine receives a letter and poland wants to know about it (2022)

eu invites ukraine to lunch, so georgia and ukraine spend the whole day freaking out doing last minute shopping. (2022)

ukraine and kazakhstan have a conversation about death ( ukraine is being emo again) (2022)

belarus complains to kazakhstan about how annoying ukraine is (2022)

ukraine decides to sleep in the snow being emo again again, then she dreams about upa (2022)

america visits the three japans after hiroshima. they are not happy. (2023)

satire au where america is helplessly in love with russia despite russia always bullying him. canada is the main character who is trying to kill russia (2023)

poland talks with east germany about the soviet republics (2023)

i might’ve made more but who knows 

[astrokarochan]

Ye abider ask

So he he go again ...

[crystalsandbubbletea]

A rant about something I looked up and regret...

(CW: Swearing, all caps, very cursed things [AKA personifying countries and shipping them], stereotypes)

So my friend told me about this thing called "Countryhumans", and that friend told me that they had mixed feelings, and also told me to not look it up.

And fellas, I made a fatal mistake.

I looked it up, because I'm built wrong, and all I can say is...

BLLLEEEEEUUUUUGGGGHHHHEEEEEWWWW! WHAT THE FUCK-

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I WITNESSED!?

RUSSIA X UKRAINE!?

POLAND X USSR!?

POLAND X NAZI GERMANY!?

PALESTINE X ISRAEL!?

RUSSIA X AMERICA!?

CANADA X NORTH KOREA!?

CHINA X JAPAN!?

USSR X NAZI GERMANY!?

ALBANIA X SERBIA!?

FUCKING SERBIA X BOSNIA!?

HAVE THOSE PEOPLE EVER TOUCHED HISTORY BOOKS!? HAVE THEY EVER LOOKED AT POLITICS!?

AND A MAJORITY OF THE TIME THE NATIONS WERE BEING STEREOTYPICAL OR STRAIGHT-UP OFFENSIVE!? (i.e: Poland being portrayed as "weak" and "defenseless")

MY THERAPIST WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS SHIT-

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY FRIEND-

FELLAS MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T PERSONIFY NATIONS AND SHIP THEM!? MAYBE LOOK AT HISTORIES AND POLITICS!?

[fandom-freak-123]

This is going to be a series where I repost my writing from Quotev as there is a high chance of it being shut down soon and I don’t want to loose everything.

This series is a Hetalia/countryhumans fanfic series for male/masc readers.

I mainly do requests because I don't know what people want so feel free to ask. Before you ask please check if my page says Requests open or Requests closed.

Please don't ask if it says Requests closed just wait for another day.

Finished:

Highschool Sweethearts (Aph France X

Country Reader) (Part 1)

Autumn surprise (CH Canada x Reader)

The bestest Sleepover! (CH Child SK X Child Reader (platonic) )

Déjà vu (CH Teen Ukraine X Teen Reader)

Snowy sunsets (CH Russia X Reader)

To-do:

My Prince<3 (Ussr X Trans Male Reader)

Sickness Won't Stop Me! (CH America x

Sick Country Reader)

Highschool Sweethearts (Aph France X

Country Reader) (Part 2)

Unconditional Love (CH Romania X Shy Reader) (Fluff)

Snow Day (CH Belgium × Reader) (Fluff)

From heart to heart, to put a smile on your face, I bring this rose, for you my grace (Prince Aph England X Commoner Reader)

Actions are louder then thousands of words (CH China X Mute Reader)

Words could never describe it (CH Ireland x Mute Reader)

[third-reich-is-cute]

T.R.I.C

Here are my favorite ships for countryhumans: Favorite Ships: (*) = Best Germany(M) x Poland(M) Poland(M) x Indonesia(M) (It was very reasonable) America(M) x Russia(M) (*) (I had to) Third Reich(M) x Soviet Union(M)(*) Russia(M) x Soviet Union(M)(*) (I know… I totally know…) Germany(M) x Third Reich(M)(*) (Yeah… about dat…) Belarus(F) x Russia(M)(*) (Ahem…) Third Reich(M) x Philippines(M) (Um… Yeah…) Canada(M) x Ukraine(F) Ukraine(F) x Belarus(F)(*) (Uhhhh…) Antarctica(M) x Russia(M)(*) (da cold bois) America(M) x Philippines(M) Belarus(F) x Third Reich(M)(*) (Yeeeaaahhh…about daaaat…)

[laura-250]

Quería publicar algo aquí ah. Xd (?)

Mil años después reaparece la woman.

Si, estoy en este fandom. Si, doy pena ajena. (?)

Odio todo, bai.

[amedyne]

[river-blue]

GUYS I WANNA MAKE VALENTINE'S ONESHOTS FOR ALL MY MAIN CH SHIPS BUT IDK WHAT EXACTLY TO WRITE :(((((

the ships I wanna do are: Rusame, France x UK, Ukranada, PR x Taiwan, Chile x Mexico

PLEASE GIVE ME ONESHOT SUGGESTIONS :(

[cutecountryballs]

countryhumans version: Ukrada and Belania

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[sariphantom]

Canada x Ukraine

[lilyeetdoodles]

Yo- kinda looking for some Rp partners-

I RP

-Countryhumans (Rusame mostly)

-Marvel (SamBucky[with Bucky having a history w/ Steve] , Ironstrange, spiderpool *LEGAL*

-Gorillaz (2Doc)

And sorta MHA (Kiribaku)

I can adapt to any writing type but I’m semi-literate. Take this excerpt from a Countryhumans Rp-

I opened my eyes as the alarm clock rang loudly next to me, I groan as I sit up and mumble curse words in my native language. After a few minutes of gaining more consciousness I got up and went to go brush my teeth. It was finally my senior year of the hell we call high school. I couldn’t wait to just move on from that place, I fixed my curls a bit and put the ushanka my father gave me over them. “Better wake up the others..” I yawned once again and went to go get dressed before making sure that my siblings were awake. It was just me, Ukraine and Belarus. Kazakhstan left a while ago after a fight between him and our father. I went to both of their rooms one by one and said “Hey..Time to wake up. School time guys.” I assumed Ukraine stayed up playing some video game since he took longer to get ready. Once we were all up and ready to go, we took something quick to eat so we could enjoy it while walking to school. I needed to keep the gas bills low and the school wasn’t far from our house anyways. Well. Time to go back to hell, as long as I keep social contact to a minimum..I should be good.

-Rusame high school Rp