#Crack Thread

[yearnstarved]

❝  you  wouldn’t  believe  the  kind  of  genres  our  good  doctor  is  into…  get  ready  to  be  surprised.  ❞ — @darehearts

"JIM. Would it kill you to mind your business or should I kill you myself?"

[mxuntainsidemuses]

@themosthatedbeingg

"Oh Luuuucciiii, I just wanna talk"

[arcgeminga]

"Take that!" Regulus threw frozen butter at Aspros.

♕┊He jolted when he was smacked in the arm by something hard and cold. Not because it hurt--but because he was in the middle of a really good book and the sudden attack caught him off guard.

♕┊ "Hey, you little..." Aspros glared at Regulus, but the stick of butter was still rock hard and frozen (disregarding how it should be thawing right now).

So, Aspros did the only adult thing he could do.

He picked up the frozen stick and chucked it back at the boy.

[captain-rbf-benson]

Liv steadied herself as she sat, slowly and quite tentatively,down at her desk. She prayed that it would be a very, very short day.

She knew, knew ! That she should have done things a little differently, it had just taken one little jolt of surprise, a bloody phone call to get into work as they’re was an urgent call, for it to go wrong.

And now she was going to either be in for a day of awkward bathroom trips, or a laughing stock of the local E.D’s staff room.

[rexheroum]

“I hear he’s blond too — which explains the blue eyes,” Alastair chuckled, his own hair a natural crimson color. “He seems a bit…absorbed by looks,” he chuckled, but knew it was the nature of royalty to be at least a little vain.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME, BUT--

-- 'Prince Eric' ? Totally dyes his hair. Yep.

He's a box boy, all the way. Doesn't even go with the organic option. What a shame.

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope swatted at Kanon's hand, sticking his tongue out in return. - Chibi Pope

κρύο-μοναξιά ▾

Kanon had enough.

Against Mariem's insisting, the Sea Dragon pushed the nymph to the side, he extended his palm and used Another Dimension on the little brat. He knew that Chibi Pope was a Gemini Saint, so he could get out of the dimension if he wanted to.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

if Ford thinks Icarus' problem was that he didn't flap hard enough... I wonder if Bill thinks about the Minotaur

[yearnstarved]

"And who made it a whole thing with Bones, Jim? I'll give you a hint. It wasn't Bones."

@darehearts

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

This saga is cracking me up.

[arcgeminga]

"Maybe sending chibi pope into another dimension ?"

♕┊ "But he's a Gemini!" Aspros barked. Of course, only fools will not realize that Gemini Skills can be countered by other Gemini Saints. So, he had no real way to counter this menace.

[little-pondhead]

I’m Not The Sun

—

Y'know, when Kon ‘died’, do you think a grieving Tim could have mistaken Danny for his best friend? Do you think that, in a moment of desperation and exhaustion, he might've kidnapped a floating Danny in an attempt to bring Kon home? And when he realized he kidnapped a random civilian, do you think he still kept Danny for a while as a replacement for Kon?

Do you think Danny got tired of being called 'Conner' after the first week but was too distressed himself to correct Tim? Trying to leave or tell the fellow teen his name was Danny was obviously sending the kid into a spiral. He seemed to think Danny was the dead spirit of his best friend. Maybe if he played along, this Conner guy would show back up?

Hopefully, before Tim completes his cloning research. Danny's been doing everything he can to sabotage the equipment, but even with ghost powers on his side, Tim is a smart person. Every time Danny sets him back one step, Tim takes two steps forward. And since he's well outside of his haunt, Danny is starting to feel weak and ill from lack of ectoplasm. He's running out of time.

Do you think Kon would feel upset that his best friend replaced him?

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope darted back a bit, ensuring it was out of Kanon's reach. It tilted its head at the nymph, curious about how she intervened while the other saints didn't do more than stand solitude in disapproval...no wonder kids were messed up after training for Athena's army. Then, an idea came to mind and the little pope rushed to Mariem's side, hiding behind her legs as if it was scared of Kanon. - Chibi Pope

κρύο-μοναξιά ▾

Kanon was too busy arguing with Mariem that he barely saw the woman's sudden stiffness and the red that lightly coated her face. He was baffled as to why she suddenly tensed.

That was until he glanced down to where Chibi Pope should have been.

Kanon's face showed a certain element of terror at the sight of Chibi Pope clinging to the woman like a child seeking protection behind its mother. However, it was hard to place why he looked horrified at this.

"G-Get away from her!" Kanon barked as he tried to swat the child away. However, his attempts were thwarted as Mariem tried to dismiss the situation in her usual way.

"No, Kanon... It's fine. It's not much of an issue if he needs help."

"It's not fine! Get him off of you!"

"Kanon-"

[hello--willow]

(Crack) "What do I care about what your mother thinks of me? She's a bitch and didn't like me anyways."

@hello--willow

(Crack) "bitch you heard me I'm an asset gal"

“But Why? In front of my mother? We need to focus here.” 

[wonderdxeamland]

"Love group?" The fuck is a love group?

[affixjoy]

[kotohinaaoi]

“ Hellooo! “ the small girl smiled happily as she stared down at Kisuke who fell flat on his face. “ Uh- did I hurt you? I’m sorry—“ the small Quincy blinked a few times.

Awkwardly throws Kotohina at Kisuke without any Context.

Kisuke turned before getting hit by a flying Kotohina, before falling on his face.

*KO*

//LMAO