#Crai imagines

[carehounds]

I love how lesleys face has stuffing coming out of it implying that she, the most human looking person on the show, is made of stuffing compared to the main puppet trio who have organs and blood.

[slavhew]

production / consumption

[chainmotif]

breaking bad 3x04 (2008–2013) // saw v (2008)

L + ratio + a woman in your life that you loved has died + your copycat attempt at my product was inferior

[starstruckloves]

ᯓ★ imagine you’re feeling down one day. like, really feeling down. your F/O, who’s usually fairly stern and no-funny-business, just hates seeing you upset so they’re trying to do their best to cheer you up but nothing seems to be working.

that is until they get an idea. usually they hate being vulnerable like this but… if it’s for you, they’ll do it. they have to get silly.

so, they start telling you jokes, making little faces, tickling you, whatever it takes to make you laugh in a way they know you’d enjoy. even if that includes making a fool out of themselves. seeing their tough exterior break and show a more playful side is jarring at first but you eventually crack a smile and before you know it, you’re already feeling better <3

[cromulentreader]

So...Do you all think Locke was always meant to be a love-talker or was it added for The Stolen Heir plot?

[tarantulasnot]

everyday I'm reminded like clockwork that my friend has shot cum up to 5 ft out before.

This is real life, but I can't stop thinking about which fictional characters would have this happen 😭

Like Diavolo might not shoot as far but definitely a lot. His like drips down instead of just coming out.

Leviathan would probably cum a LOT really fast because he's got two dicks

Mammon cums really thin and fast but its a medium length

Might as well just do all the headcanons, then at this point 😭

Lucifer wouldn't cum a whole lot but he could cum a lot of times in a row

Solomon cums like a normal person I guess? Above average amount, shoots out a little bit but not anything noteworthy

BEELZEBUB AND HIS MONSTER COCK. Probably a lot but more likely to shoot out really fast

Okay but imagine helping Beelzebub out after he works out. Absolutely chaining his wrists to something as you stroke him, keeping his thighs spread apart with your own legs while he whimpers and groans.

Beelzebub would definitely whimper AND growl.

For example, if he's feeling really good, he'll start whimpering. But then if you start sucking on his pretty chest, he'll straight up growl and grit his teeth before whining again when you go faster

Beelzebub would definitely have a cray cray dick that has barbs on it

just saying

How did this become a Beelzebub imagine?

[sugawara--san]

the excitement of witnessing the percabeth slowburn live for years and not in the span of a few days because i read the books years after they all came out

[bahbzxxx]

A fun HC I have for Kaeya is that he can't sing.

He just can't.

Once upon a time, The Cats Tail had hosted a talent show. All the little village people of mondstadt who weren't allergic to cats all gathered, eager to showcase their talent. The winner would get a TGC card signed by the Darknight hero himself(it's really not) so naturally there was a gaggle of guys, gals, and non-binary pals screaming their heads off in the corner at every act. Nine-hundred and twenty one fights broke out that night alone, and rumor has it that it got so bad that it made The Anemo Archon consider Tyranny (lolsies)

Anyway, when the Cavarly captain of the Knights of Favonius took the stage, the crowd went beserk. Flowers being thrown on stage, fruit baskets being thrown on stage, articles of clothing thrown on stage, hand-held children being thrown on stage...

The Cavalry captain had quite the fanbase. And now, he was going to share with the world his special secret talent...and win the talent show!

No. He did not win the talent show. But the teeny tiny participation trophy makes him believe otherwise.

[iheartmoons]

I’M DISAPPOINTED, I THOIGHT THAT LAST ONE WAS REALLY OBVIOUS

Moons, Bestie 😔

I promise I won’t be offended if you guess wrong though…unless it’s someone awful like…I can’t even think of anyone to make fun of, I’m too nice fr 😭

Anyway.

GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS

JUST DO IT

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NOT ME NEARLY FORGETTING TO PUT THIS ON ANON BEFORE I SENT IT LMFAO

Guess.

TBH U SOUND LIKE JAM??? AS IN U SOUND A LITTLE BIT CRAY

[kvtnisseverdeen]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOSDO9SAHJKSJFHSFHSBHJFBSJDBFSMBD XAS CWCRKWER OMGGGGG it is currently 3:15 am and im HYSTERICALLY laughing at this sdkhjskhshj

actually he is getting the sloppy toppy 20000000000 for those 200 goals PHEW thats my football daddy right there im on my knees ready to suck GO

[plzu]

you get the hiccups one day. you don't fret over it, at first, but you rarely get the hiccups, and this one starts to last way longer than you think a hiccup should last.

it makes you miserable.

adrian notices, asks you what's wrong. you hiccup through your explanation, admit you're scared you'll get stuck like this (because wasn't there someone that had the hiccups for years?)

(he thinks he remembers hearing about that story. yikes!)

adrian vows to help you get rid of it, spends the day looking up remedies. he attempts nearly every solution he finds online: times you when you hold your breath; provides you with a paper bag to breath into; gives you water and tells you to pinch your nose while drinking it.

and, in between all of those, he tries scaring you. the element of surprise, and all that. except it doesn't work. you jump a couple of times but end up anticipating by the end of the day, and you hiccup dolefully into the evening.

that is, until adrian has to leave you to scout the night as vigilante. you step out for a late night snack run. on your walk towards to the store, you pass an alleyway. the sound of scuffling makes you pause. glance into the alley at the exact moment vigilante cuts open some guy's throat, your gasp bouncing off the brick walls of the buildings as rivulets of red spill down the dead man's front.

adrian notices you, apologizes profusely from behind his mask--he knows you don't have the stomach for this gore. but then you're laughing, and fuck fuck fuck, he definitely broke you. you're laughing kinda crazy.

"dude," you gasp, wiping a tear from the corner of your eye. "you did it. my hiccups are gone."

adrian is delighted; the next time you get the hiccups, you have to stop him from finding someone to murder in front of you.

[craykaycee]

#16?

ahhhhhh the resurgence

[lorereadsclassics7]

June 17th

The locals, watching the unstable tourist bang on windows and run around like a headless chicken:

[jovalencia]

my friend and I went on our weekly hot girl walk and instead of ending the walk when we got to my building we just stood outside and talked about a potential radio show we might have together next year and we were smiling and laughing and the weather is nice and maybe it’s gonna be okay

[cicadaland]

I do have a good feeling about this semester... I think things will go good :) I think it will be happy and calming sad in all the right ways just like the twin peaks main theme. And I think when I finally leave high school it’ll be like I’m leaving all these character arcs behind. I think one way or another things will be resolved leaving me with a fresh slate for the next year in college...

[mercurytrinemoon]

Venus entered Libra and my sister is making weird allusions to me finding a boyfriend through tinder or something. Not only that but she says maybe I should make myself more digestable to potential love interests

I mean.... excuse me??????