Too bad there is not an adoption agency for senior citizens.
Over 60? Retired? Adoption might be for you.
My dream/wish for my adoption folks are young, rich gay husbands who want to adopt an older lady as their adoptive aunt. They must also love animals, especially cats. They adopt/rescue animals too.
He had long perfected the art of staring through people, leaving conversations to follow his daydreams through the back of their heads and out any open window.