#DIES EXPLODES COMBUSTS

[pumpkinrootbeer]

ogfoofodoxx thinking about how the most defining character trait of haymitch is how protective he is. not in the sense it's the most obvious, but how all of his actions are fueled by this desire to protect. how hard he works at keeping katniss alive in the first games, him fighting to keep them from augmenting katniss's body, him yelling at plutarch to keep finnick from having to share his trauma, him being so involved in peeta's recovery and being the one to bring katniss home. him holding mayslee's hand as she died, fighting for plutarch to stay and rescue peeta, being the one to find katniss and finnick when johanna had an episode, begging coin to believe peeta's warning. it being heavily implied or either outright stated that he was one of the people who fought to protect effie.

makes me physically ill because no one does that for him. everyone who would of, died.

[filmbyjy]

THERE IS MORE

[princeinsomniavoid]

Re the post i made yesterday: HELLO?

[lordoftablecloths]

sobbing rn because i am desperately trying to redraw my favorite scenes/shots from emesis blue but art block popped in to say hi at the worst possible time ever

[brodudemanbroski]

*throws a rock against your royale high dorm window* haii :3

yuo should totally draw damien wearing a shirt w that one werewolf meme on it

(you do NOT know who this is.)

i got so lazy, im so sorry. the difference in the requests is scary.

all alpha males go to HELL!!!

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

erm. I uh. Actually am debating deleting my poll due to the nature of my Pamela design and the fact that i have not drawn mammals/furries in a. Really long time!!

[keebyfan]

I drew more of my ginjlkka manga marx + ship art between her and Susie

I promise i eventually will draw manga marx by herself only soon but i love marie 😭😭 (susie x (manga) marx)

11/15/22

[liliesandthemoon]

Just had a thought of Chloe calling her future children "little duckies" because they are blond like their papa...

[l-e-g-i-o-n-losh]

Trying to do duolingo german again

We have family i really want to go visit in Germany if we ever get the chance and they're extremely cool people but 1) they are LITERALLY professors of linguistics if i go all the damn way to Europe and can't even introduce myself I'll explode into a morbillion pieces forever 2) the last time we saw them we were 15!!! 15!!! The cringest point of a human lifespan. I don't want them to think of us as a high school freshman! I don't want to REMEMBER us being a high school freshman! I want them to picture us as something vaguely resembling an adult human being.

[nethersonq]

Bakura Chart 9.0: yami bakura derives joy from my misery. 100 colors.

im actually about to lose my mind why does this keep happening i was so convinced i was finally done but no. i feel like god is mocking me. what was meant to be just a silly little comparison while i was bored literally once has spiralled out of control. what is wrong with this little white-haired freak. not even the merch stays consistent. i hope he explodes and fucking dies. i hope the boiled one gets him. i hope the locust gets him. i need to run him over with a steamroller i cant do this anymore. him and his fuckass colored eye contacts are the bane of my existence. the agony this chart brings me is indescribable and insurmountable. we've reached 100 colors i might actually just combust and die.

theres just no need theres absolutely no need for all these colors. i could stop, sure, but then there'd be colors people don't know about. i keep pressing on despite my hatred for this chart. this is just my legacy now i dont even fucking know anymore. ill just be bakura eye chart guy for the rest of my days.

also people keep reblogging versions 1 + 3 and occasionally 5 and honest to god it feels like this

i dont know how to feel about this anymore. mostly its just "wow. you guys havent seen anything yet." i wish i could go back to like whenever i started making this stupid fucking chart just to shoot myself before it got to this point. is this how frankenstein felt upon releasing his monster to the world. how pandora felt upon opening the box. neither old age nor sickness will be what takes me, bakura eye chart will be the thing that kills me. i hate this fluffy white anime boy in ways words cant describe

color count for ver 9.0: 100. one fucking hundred. i can't say anything anymore

[lale-txt]

♡ taking care of them when they have a fever ➳ w/ Kid, Mihawk & Rayleigh

a/n: i… i fought Tumblr text editor so long and hard for this and it‘s still a mess oh my god. anyway enjoy those silly little headcanons, i love putting those lads into ✨situations✨

Kid

simply the worst patient you can ever imagine <3

when falling sick, he goes through the five stages of grief several times a day

denial: „i am not sick, what the fuck are you talking about“, he asks with a runny nose and face almost as bright red as his hair, beads of sweat running down his temples, barely able to stand up straight

Killer and you just exchange a look and brace yourself for what‘s coming next

anger: ever saw a tulip explode? now you will

don‘t mind the claw marks on the ground when Killer drags Kid by one leg to bed while the captain combusts and grunts out curses you‘ve never heard before

lots of shouting and yelling and middle fingers being raised with the last bit of energy he has left before you watch Killer pull out some wrestling moves to get the tulip into bed. it‘s like watching two grizzlies fight

feel free to join but be prepared to get bitten in the ass

bargaining: so Kid is in bed, blanket pulled up to his nose, breathing heavily

it‘s when it all sinks in. the realization that maybe he should have covered up those honkers when visiting that winter island. Kid was a South Blue child after all, not used to the cold

don‘t disturb him during that phase, just enjoy the silence while he ponders on every life choice he made that led him here

depression: that‘s when he will call you and the other crew members into his cabin one by one despite you telling him he‘ll just spread his germs that way, but Kid doesn‘t care. he feels like he‘s dying from that common cold and he needs to tell everyone his last words

don‘t flinch when he clutches his metal fist around your hand and rattles something about how he doesn‘t mind when you fall in love again after he dies, but preferably with Killer because then he‘ll know from heaven (or hell) that you‘re in good hands (followed by an hour long monologue on why Killer is the greatest man ever existing)

acceptance: so Kid realized he might not die today but his throat is still sore and all the yelling probably didn‘t make it any better

bring him some tea, tuck him in and kiss his forehead, he‘ll pass out in a minute and the whole thing will repeat a few more times on his way to recovery

Kid is gonna act like none of this has happened once he is back to his old self but he‘ll still make sure to pull you into a hug and mumble a Thank You against your skin, followed by making up for all the kisses he couldn‘t give you during that time

Mihawk

have you ever tried giving your pet any kind of medicine? it was bad, wasn‘t it? then good luck with this man because he is worse

it‘s hard to imagine that someone as perfect as Mihawk could fall sick with a fever, but here you are, standing with a glass of water and painkillers in your hands next to him while he‘s passed out on the couch

„get those away from me“, he mumbles like a dying peasant who is confronted with his own mortality in the face of a common cold 

even with his strength being robbed he is still much stronger than you, using this fact to his advantage (by rolling over flat on his stomach, face down, so you can‘t hold the glass of water against his lips)

give him five minutes for some frustrated groaning until he admits his defeat and finally reaches for the things in your hands

brace yourself for a silent staring duel when he asks for a glass of red wine to wash down the painkillers

he‘s lucky that you‘re in love so madly and deeply with him and have all the patience in the world to bear with him, knowing well he would pamper you too if you ever fell sick (you remembered how he pulled out a whole first aid kit as if he was ready to perform emergency surgery when you cut your finger slightly once while cooking together)

Mihawk would hate the fact that you see him in such a weak state but deep down he is still happy to have you by his side during his darkest hours

he‘ll have a few fever dreams and will be startled, probably panting something about his crops and how he gotta look after them

just gently push him back down by his shoulders and calm him down by telling him that you watered the garden and that the tomatoes are looking plump and ripe and ready for harvesting once he‘s back to full health

he‘ll ask you to read him from his favorite romance novels before he drifts back to sleep

Mihawk will cook you the fanciest dinner to show you his gratitude for nursing him back to health, including the most expensive bottle of red wine and kitchen dances together

Rayleigh

„you‘re burning up, Ray.“

you look at him worried, hands on his cheek and forehead to feel his temperature

Rayleigh just sighs, pushes his glasses up his hair, pinches the bridge of his nose and accepts his defeat

the Dark King knows that there‘s a limit on how much you can push a sick body and that the only cure is rest

after all, he had watched Roger struggle during his illness when no one else was watching; it made him realize that every action has its toll and us humans are fragile little things

he will do his best to not make you worry, after everything he‘s been through at his age a simple cold won‘t take him out

sure, he will try to send you home so he doesn‘t pass on the fever to you, but you insist on staying by his side — after all it was „in sickness and in health“ what you vowed to

a fact that earns you a lot of forehead kisses and the inevitable fate that you‘ll be down with a fever as well a few days later (where Rayleigh will take care of you as well, of course)

he is an easy patient on his best behaviour, drinking up the tea you brewed for him and staying in bed with the newspaper and some card games (since he can‘t go gambling)

Rayleigh will hum and lean deep into your touch when you run him a bath and wash his hair, your fingers massaging every bit of tension out of him

knowing you can‘t resist his charm he‘ll ask you to join him in the bath tub. just do it. the old man is needy and a little cold won‘t stop him from using his hands to return a little favor…

Rayleigh is a restless man, never one for settling down completely or staying in one place for too long, but those days in bed together are surprisingly nice and help him to recover quickly, thanks to your committed care

countless kisses on your skin show you his gratitude and blur the line between heat and fever…

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

It's easy to think that Diane annoys Hobie. She's nearly always at his side, talking his ear off about something or the other, laughing at all his jokes as if they were the funniest thing ever.

With Hobie being Mr.'Cool This Whole Time', it was easy to the get the impression.

Usually that's because people don't see what happens when she doesn't pay attention to him.

Hobie's an attention whore.

DiscoPunk: Hobie x OC!Diane

He's DYING for her Attention

Miguel gives her a particularly paperwork heavy task that she needs to focus on, and suddenly it's

'You're ignoring me?' (she isn't, if anything she's looking right at him.)

It's 'What, you don't like me no more?' or 'I'm dying of boredom. If you even care-' or 'torture, this is.'

It's him poking her side, or making kissy noises at her, or singing out of tune songs about the horrors of Boredom and Loneliness

It's like suddenly he has NOTHING BETTER TO DO other than annoying her in anyway possible.

She tries to get any work done -

He'll pester her, asking her to play games like 21 questions, then he'll purposely mess with the game to see if she notices.

He asks her stuff like 'Would you love me if I were a worm?' then acts like he's taking it personal

If she's not looking DIRECTLY at him he starts stealing shit. He's not quiet about it either.

'Put it back.' - 'Put what back where?'

Everyone on campus: 'Ugh, Diane can be so annoying, all she does is bug Hobie-'

HE'S THE ANNOYING ONE

Hobie Brown is a self-employed PROFESSIONAL NUISANCE

It's the LGS (lead guitarist syndrome)

He acts like if he doesn't get the attention he's going to literally explode as in physically combust 'kablooie' into dust right now.

Diane hasn't told him he's adorable in the last twenty minutes. Do you know what that does to a man? The world has forsaken him

The girl can't get any peace.

Margo has heard Diane say "Hobie, for the love of God'-" at least once every shift.

Margo is like 'tell him to go away'

She does, but all he does is leave her line of sight but stand close enough for her to hear his dramatic 'dejected' sighs like a puppy waiting outside the bathroom

If she tells him 'I really need to do this. I'll be off in 45 minutes, can you not die until then?'

All of a sudden Mr.'I don't believe in punctuality' is hanging out in the doorway EXACTLY 45 minutes later like-

'45 minutes, Di. You said 45, right?'

Oh NOW he can tell time. Okay, okay. Yeah.

She's like 'You see me doing this right? You see this work in my hands. The work in doing?'

It's the most frustrating thing in the world.

'You think this is funny?' - 'I really do.'

'I really hate you.' - 'You really don't.'

Unlike SOME people she tries to do her job and suddenly he's like 'I can't believe I lost you to capitalism'

'Look at this, they've got my girl slaving away for The Man. Sad, this is. The exploitation of labor here and now-' (he's being dramatic. she tells him this. he says 'I'll show you dramatic' and flops on her, pretending to die)

And Diane's like 'It's not capitalism. Miguel doesn't even pay me money'

And Hobies like 'DIANE THAT'S INFINITELY WORSE'

She gives him attention because he dies Romeo and Juliet style the second she doesn't 😭😭

She's a second away from being like

'brotha I've about had it with you'

She even goes to Miguel.

She begs him to do something about Hobie. 'Give him ANYTHING to do.' she begs 'Anything at all. There's no way I can do my job with his mind games-'

Miguel's like 'actually that IS your job. If he's bugging you he's not blowing something up. Plus it's the only way to get him to actually comes to campus.'

Hobie annoying her IS her job 😭😭 If he's messing with her he's not messing with Miguel so she has to take one for the team

Diane's like 'but he's SO ANNOYING'

'Glad you finally realized that, Diane.'

'*dejected Hobie sigh from the doorway*'

'GO AWAY.'

[sweet-potato-42]

i am personally convinced creation is linked to time travel lore and was made by qtubbo in the future to protect eggs

or some weird alternate timeline shit maybe?

it was always weird how he mentioned talking with admins about it but we never head about it again and I had just assumed it died.

If he really is going to do time travel lore and has been planning this story for so long I will combust on the spot and explode

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

me n the bestie writing wtnv fics in discord dms hash tag friend goals

[azoosepted]

screams cries rotates don and ishmael inside my brain while i read both the original lyrics and the english lyrics on the sheet music i have for pregúntale a las estrellas over and over and over and over and over again going “thats so don quixote serenade vibes…” despite me knowing full well that pregúntale a las estrellas is not a song from spain and its actually a mexican folk song but then remembering that jefe de los mariachis sinclair exists and she could just learn about it from him and and and and and and [combusts][explodes][dies]

[circeow]

Overheating - How Circe’s Body Interacts with its New Function.

So, to put it extremely basically, because of the experiments Amira’s body temperature and bio electricity levels have been raised, allowing her to expel flames from her hands.

However, the constant discharging of fire for an extended period of time can cause Circe’s body to overheat. So when Circe overuses her heated flames, it can be fatal.

Circe has vents installed in her upper arms and back in order to prevent overheating for as long as possible but, if Circe were to become extremely aggressive with her attacks or if she’s in an environment with high atmospheric heat, she’d begin to feel exhausted and find it hard to breathe at first, then her limbs would become weak and then, if she’s been firing for too long/been in the environment for too long, she’d ultimately combust and explode.

Yeah. Sorry, kid. No one said it’d be a pretty sight.

In-game, Circe has a metre showcasing how much she is able to fire hostilely for. If the player fires aggressively for too long, they begin to take damage. Imagine a Pharah shooting herself constantly. While Circe isn’t shooting at herself, she’s overheating and thus damaging herself for as long she fires over the metre - the same amount of damage an enemy would take if hit directly by one of Circe’s flames. If the player fires while over the metre for too long, she dies. If the player chooses to stop firing after breaching the metre, they cannot fire until the metre has been completely drained once again.

(Not a final version)

This is a vague concept of what it’d look like in game, so forgive me for how messy it is. (Also please ignore how dainty her hands are in the first pic I gave up on drawing and just traced my own 😭)

Minor trivia about Overheating:

- Both in game and in lore, Circe can only overheat if she’s attacking since her healing fire is a low-temperature flame. Either slightly cold or warm.

- Overheating doesn’t actually cause Circe to sweat at all. She actually sweats very little. She has the vents to cool her off, and the sweat evaporates from the heat before it can breach the surface of her skin.

- In-game, I imagine Circe having an animation for cooling down after overheating. She shakes/flaps her hands in order to fan them off. She also has little voicelines for when she’s doing this!

Thank you for reading and thank you to @toadsquickdraws for the inspiration on this format! Check out their character Cyrus, another really fascinating and unique Overwatch fan creation!