#DO YOU WANT MY DEATH OMG

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

[maukiki1]

my son and his uncooked pasta bit-beast

also heres th lineart bcs the lineart was especially laborious lol

[iutdwae]

oh damn :(( lemme try again then

here’s the link — https://www.tumblr.com/sugawhaaa/726296426604265472/jeongin-smut-audio

thinking about how innies breeding kink comes from his want to prove to his hyungs that he’s not a baby :(( so after he fills you till the brim he finds any way he can to plug you up so he can go get chan and binnie,, but by the time they come back everything is all but gone, running down your legs onto the sheets. they’re a disappointed in, but they’ll just have to teach their baby bread how to properly breed a hole :)

also thinking about jisung trusting you 1010% with his and your own pleasure. i mean ofc he would! you love him and he loves you after all :(( he’s a little confused on why you insist that he doms tonight, and if he’s being honest he’s a little scared, but if that’s what you want then he’ll try his best! but the poor baby just doesn’t know how :(( he’s so worried that he’s not making you feel good that he ends up a sobbing, cumming mess asking you for help,, he just wants to be a good boy :(( he’ll have to be coddled for a bit to calm him down

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that’s exactly who jeongin gets his sex drive from!! he’s been picking up habits left and right from his hyungs and he likes trying them out on you, yet he’s still very dependable on them for help when it comes to pleasing you because he always feels like he needs to be more “manly” </3. his camera roll is full of pictures of you completely fucked out, laid out on the bed with his cum pooling between your legs to show the other members. he’s even asked them on occasion to watch you two fuck, and if you’re up to it too, he might even let one of them fill you up instead so he can take notes—in reality, he kind of just likes watching you get manhandled and pounded by his friends.

teaching hannie how to be the dominant because he’s so humiliated by how flustered and worked up you get him TT. again, he’s begging you to let him bend you over, to let him fuck your mouth so he can hear the way you gag with his cock down your throat. he’s very quick to get the feel of things, though, because it catches you off guard how hard his hips are slamming against your ass, and his low growls are as attractive as their opposite counterpart. he can’t help but let out a gentle whine when he comes, though, in the midst of his roughness; brings you right back to home, almost like a reminder that his whole goal is to please you.

[bigbrainbiology]

1 hour rkgk <3

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Oh while im writing bullshit how come we don’t talk about ghost fish floating around danny all the time to feed on his passive ecto output?

Hes like a filter we put in fish tanks? Yall see that episode of doctor who about the skyfish? Solid Christmas special but that around Danny.

Do yall think if a shark didn’t feel hunger it would eat other fish? Like imagine how cook and chill a shark ghost would be. Don’t gotta attack cause it’s dead and never feels threatened. No need to hunt or anything no hunger.

Anyway Danny with a let ghost shark that is smooth

[hauntingblue]

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

[crimeronan]

sumatriptan + pain meds + a massage from rafi relieved the migraine enough for me to clean up after dinner, do dishes, take out the trash, do my PT, and shower. so basically i became a functional person. except that now instead of my usual cheerful jock mentality, i'm going, "oh god. i literally have to do a fucking baseline of 30 to 90 minutes of exercise every fucking day for the rest of my fucking life until i fucking die. and i literally can't slack off about it like normal people can because if i do then my body will wreck its entire shit on purpose for fun bc it fucking hates me. i am in purgatory and/or hell forever and i hope death comes to take me sooner rather than later because oblivion is better than this eternal imprisonment"

which is to say:

i may, in fact, still have a migraine.

[jadedharleys]

privilege and pain when compared look the same. comprehension begins when we pull back the lens. right or wrong, tension makes us stronger by making us weak when we needed to be... our fables tell our truths

[caught-a-dragonfly]

Slot 3/6: Death requested by @girl-like-a-squirrel

[widevibratobitch]

my god. skinny people really just have like. No Idea huh just absolutely not a single clue lmao it's almost funny to watch fr but then id lie if i said i wouldn't fucking kill to be able to be that ignorant

[schmweed]

Succession | S04E09

[gu6chan]

im thinking about that stupid twink elf again and crying and throwing up

drawing some hot fanart of leonard tho (soon to be revealed..........) so it's okay :)))) (<- liar) good night

[marcmorrigan]

the B in Beyond Birthday stands for baby boy. and also beautiful. and also blood. and also... Beyond Birthday

[strawberryteabunny]

17 and 18 for the ask game!

Thank you anon! ૮₍˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶₎ა ♡

17: what's a brand you don't own many things from but would like to?

Victorian Maiden and Mary Magdalene! I only recently got my first VM piece and don’t own anything from MM but I really love their prints and design aesthetic. Their coats are really gorgeous too! Chocochip cookie is another super underrated brand I’d love to own pieces from. They appeared a lot in older GLB’s but aren’t super well know today :(

(left to right: VM’s Rococo Bouquet OP, MM’s Morgane OP, chocochip cookie brand features from GLB 18-19 [Autumn-Winter 2005])

18: what's the best feature a dress could have?

Detachable sleeves! XD

Probably just anything that allows versatility with how you wear it- detachable sleeves, neck ties, skirts that can be buttoned open, detachable bows, skirts that can be bustled up or left down… I love having lots of options for how you can style a single dress. Unfortunately the detachability means these pieces get lost easily :( plain white detachable sleeves are pretty easy to replace with any other pair but lost neck ties and bows make me really sad, it took me forever to find a Strawberry Fields OP that wasn’t missing the neck ties! Crossed neck ties is one of my favorite things on oldschool pieces <3

(The second-best feature is shirring. I hate so much when brands don’t put shirring in dresses that could definitely have it… IW at least tends to do multiple sizes but AP constantly makes unshirred OP’s with back zippers that could have had back shirring and an underarm zipper and I hate it)

[thschei]

Wait hold on

Do we count not regenerating as suicide??? Bc if we do, that means that the master has killed themself out of spite 4 times, 5 if you count the Lumiat as canon (I do), and 2 of those were simm!master and 2 of those were missy, and 4 of them were motivated by the doctor

[hauntingblue]

I THINK!! usopp and nami (and maybe others too) need to learn haki. They said you can't be in the new world without it because everyone is just so incredibly strong and here we are. They are getting headbutted to death and can't do anything about it (their abilities are being nerfed for the plot I know) but they could be SO GOOD if they could do something more idk.... we saw how strong nami was with zeus.... but she has fought with her bostaff before and that just disappeared... nami haki bostaff you will live in my dreams I guess