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#and theyre loud </3
iutdwae · 1 year
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oh damn :(( lemme try again then
here’s the link — https://www.tumblr.com/sugawhaaa/726296426604265472/jeongin-smut-audio
thinking about how innies breeding kink comes from his want to prove to his hyungs that he’s not a baby :(( so after he fills you till the brim he finds any way he can to plug you up so he can go get chan and binnie,, but by the time they come back everything is all but gone, running down your legs onto the sheets. they’re a disappointed in, but they’ll just have to teach their baby bread how to properly breed a hole :)
also thinking about jisung trusting you 1010% with his and your own pleasure. i mean ofc he would! you love him and he loves you after all :(( he’s a little confused on why you insist that he doms tonight, and if he’s being honest he’s a little scared, but if that’s what you want then he’ll try his best! but the poor baby just doesn’t know how :(( he’s so worried that he’s not making you feel good that he ends up a sobbing, cumming mess asking you for help,, he just wants to be a good boy :(( he’ll have to be coddled for a bit to calm him down
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that’s exactly who jeongin gets his sex drive from!! he’s been picking up habits left and right from his hyungs and he likes trying them out on you, yet he’s still very dependable on them for help when it comes to pleasing you because he always feels like he needs to be more “manly” </3. his camera roll is full of pictures of you completely fucked out, laid out on the bed with his cum pooling between your legs to show the other members. he’s even asked them on occasion to watch you two fuck, and if you’re up to it too, he might even let one of them fill you up instead so he can take notes—in reality, he kind of just likes watching you get manhandled and pounded by his friends.
teaching hannie how to be the dominant because he’s so humiliated by how flustered and worked up you get him TT. again, he’s begging you to let him bend you over, to let him fuck your mouth so he can hear the way you gag with his cock down your throat. he’s very quick to get the feel of things, though, because it catches you off guard how hard his hips are slamming against your ass, and his low growls are as attractive as their opposite counterpart. he can’t help but let out a gentle whine when he comes, though, in the midst of his roughness; brings you right back to home, almost like a reminder that his whole goal is to please you.
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vigilskeep · 5 days
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what i would give to somehow have access to ambient vigil's keep dialogue whenever news of the events of inquisition reaches minerva
minerva isn’t even in ferelden, she’s on a curing-the-calling roadtrip. so i just have to believe that every so often her squad is sitting down to lunch or whatever and she’s like “i sense something” and sigrun’s like “oh come on commander don’t say the veil is thin here. nathaniel’s nearly out of arrows. and i haven’t even finished my sandwich!” and she says, “it’s not that. it’s like... back in the south... something is happening. somebody is up to some nonsense.” and zevran chimes in, “my dear, whoever it is causing trouble, you may simply send me after them on our return <3” and minerva thinks about this for a second and then says “anders i sense your man is distantly involved somehow” and anders is like “maker’s breath it’s ALWAYS this with you—”
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makiswirl · 11 months
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to all of my jojo and fma enjoyer followers out there: was asked to combine the two in a twitter request a while ago and completely forgot to post until now like the fool i am
(also a redraw of the one araki and arakawa collab art)
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sly-fin · 6 months
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Its he! Pokemon Black was the first Pokemon game i completed when i was around 7-8 and I absolutely adored N. Still do. If I think too long he will immediately make me spiral back into pokemon obsession. The only reason i want BW/BW2 remakes is to see him rendered in the wonderful art style almost painted cutscenes of the og but without the screen split. Man… BW is so cool i should repla-💥🔫
My gf called him a lesbian
N is my favorite lesbian
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atypi-cals · 1 year
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The queer urge to go to pride vs the exhausted disabled apathy towards the event
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dreamieparadise · 6 hours
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Me waking up in the middle of the night feeling decent. Time to finish my activity...!!
My head: You know what I haven't done in 5 hours? Throbbed painfully.
Me:
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androcola · 5 months
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consider this - older mike using a cane sometimes cuz he has a bad knee
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me underlining the 'cest' in 'selfcest' with glitter gel pen
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undeific · 5 months
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logged on and instantly went insane thinking abt the orihara family dynamics, again
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sonknuxadow · 7 months
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It does kind of feel like they’re edging away from Tom being a cop in response to the fact that sonic has, historically, not exactly had a great relationship with the police and also government
Maybe it’ll turn out after the fiasco with GUN Tom decided that he’s better off doing something else (maybe being a stay at home dad???) instead??? Probably wistful thinking but still
yeah i want something along those lines to happen. like tom realizing through seeing all the bad stuff that keeps happening because of the police and military that he doesnt wanna be a cop anymore. but i doubt theyre gonna do that to be honest
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belphieslilcow · 1 month
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clicks on a video about redesigning furry bait
person not event 10 seconds in is saying being loud and obnoxious that pink and purple can never go together and are horrible
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xxcherrycherixx · 10 months
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I now have the shittiest micro bangs ever
Thanks mom for telling me “you dont need to go to a hairdresser and spend all that money to get them trimmed, just do it yourself” i would have preferred to spend the £5-£10 to get them professionally cut but ok-
Anyway im gay so i can totally rock them easy peasy but fucking hell man i knew this shit would happen
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musubiki · 1 year
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If Lime is getting attention from the local college girls do you think they’d be a lot more forward in asking him out in comparison to just a high school fan club of girls ogling at him? And if these girls have the balls to actually walk up to him and ask him out do you think he’d be more inclined to say yes? AND if he maybe did have a couple dates during time skip period maybe morbid curiosity kicks in and he wants to see jealous Mochi???👀👀👀
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to be honest the girls that come at him are always a mix, which was true for their high school days as well!!! theres obviously a big shy chunk that (as expected) would go "no point, he probably has a girlfriend" or "im too terrified to ask him out lets just enjoy his beauty from afar," the normal intensity chunk of regular human beings that ask him once and when he says "ah, sorry im not really interested but i appreciate it," they let it go and dont ask again. and then theres the aggressive chunk he cant STAND which is the "i can convince him to hook up with me 😘😉" girls that try and straight up seduce him in the middle of the store.
the normal intensity chunk he respects a little more. because when he gives an answer they dont press. the aggressive chunk he HATES because he gives an answer and they dont respect it and keep attempting to lure him in. its these people that lime learned early on, its so much easier to use the strategy of "first response will be polite, anything after that i will be an asshole to them"
which throughout high school and very quickly through the post-timeskip earns him a bit of an asshole reputation because "wow i hear hes so mean to girls when he rejects them why is he like that???" but if you get to know him, he only reacts like that if you keep pestering him.
(he learned this in late middle school when he tried to keep being nice in his rejections, but being nice never got them to give up so eventually he figured out that being an absolute asshole turns most of them away)
NOW ON THE NOTE ABOUT HIM DATING OTHER GIRLS: he DID got on a few dates in between the timeskip when mochi wasnt around, and it was always with the normal intensity types who would at least respect his decisions. he did this as an attempt to get over mochi, but one or two dates in realized that yep this isnt working, and also its not fair to this poor girl because im still thinking about mochi and clearly i cant commit to her, so it would end pretty fast.
and when mochi DOES find this out (he tried to hide it from her hehe) its not exactly jealousy, but that horrible twisting sinking feeling you get in your stomach. she usually deals with this kind of emotion alone and doesnt tell anyone, and tries to sort it out in her head herself before coming to terms with it and finally asking lime about it. (lime can kinda tell though. and when he does find out shes feeling like this, post-timeskip lime is a little better at not denying his feelings and isnt bad at making her feel better)
BUT IN THE EVENT OF THEM FIGHTING?????? yeah if he was mad enough he would 1000% go out with one of these girls out of spite just to upset her. in these cases though mochis emotional state is a bit better because its the (oh hes doing this to piss me off then), and not (he genuinely wants to be romantically involved with someone else)
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mikiruma · 1 year
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brainrotzora · 6 days
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these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////
anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice
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didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw
#ffxivposting#i knew it was coming bc i tried to use the google search bar as a spellcheck for his name (LOL) like a DUMBASS because in the suggestions..#i was like no!! no!! but he's so funny!!!!!! and the second he showed up in game again i started taking screenshots of me n the bestieee#it wouldnt be accurate to say that i am Emotional about this but i am like aw man...but he was so funny...insert montage of All The Memorie#was crazy seeing her looking so distressed in a cutscene. girl me too! he was so funny </3#the loud ass screenshot sound effects throughout the cutscene were funny though.this is who i am#altogether i have like 150+ screenshots of this game thus far.serious shit#IN OTHER NEWS:#- i cant stop laughing at finding out that a.lphinaud is in fact 16 years old. like i was guessing he was 17 or so but man it checks out#so hard. smart fella or not of course the sixteen year old boy naively founded a private army. it checks out so hard. hes cute :)#- since the tail end of arr patch quests ive been checking npc dialogue of relevant characters and thats a bit of a goldmine sometimes#- the first time aymeric(?) (not double checking via google ive learned my lesson) showed up i joked that he was going to be an akc type#and well no. he's really not. but i did cackle when it was revealed that he was a bastard child. clocked him on accident#- addicted to dalamud red dye. was funny when estinien started rocking his blood red armor like omg now we're Extra twinsies!#funny to me when they acknowledge the whole drg class stuff. like ah yes the Other azure drg. sorry estinien this feels like stolen valor#this is just what happens when u play f.fiv multiple times when u are r like 6. and also just think lances are sexy.#- can't wait to find out where tf the rest of the scions went. hi guys. you wont Believe what happened while you were AFK!#that's right! dragons! and then theyre like I Haven't Seen The Light Of The Sun For An Ambiguous Amount Of Time...cowabummer!#i keep joking abt needing to do a wellness check on urianger but honestly hes fine hes living it up in the sand. hes doing fine#- anyway can someone do a wellness check on ysayle(?).#- i've unlocked flight in a couple zones! thankkk god. some of these places are ROUGH to navigate without it sometimes.#- my keybinds are rough. also i have a gauge now. havent gotten to use it bc of level sync but anyway this feels like school#dont worry chat i only do duties with other real players when i Literally Have To Because They Make Me#- anyway. very ? about what theyre going to do with the rest of this story. intrigued. and quite sleepy i must say.
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serendipitous-mage · 3 months
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why do fire alarm batteries
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ever need replacing when you are dead fucking asleep
did i enrage god? does she hate me now as i too hate this creation of ours? when will she replace MY batteries
#THEYRE ALWAYS CONVOLUTED AS SHIT TOO 'oh 1 beep this 3 beeps this its plugged into the wAll but also has batteries and you can press this#'button to make it stop beeping for a min but only MAYBE cos it might also just make it start shrieking or speaking in a very loud voice#how do you *get to* the batteries you ask? it would make perfect sense if you were awake but theyre only going to go off middle of sleeping#so!! who knows. this says you need to insert a pin for batteries but theres a label over it but the label has a handy little dot printed#where the tunnel for said pin is under so u can just push through the label ig. but where tf do i get a pin-#*remembers i have actual like pushpins. is unsure if thatll be long enough but all i can think of without further bothering either roommate#*they are not long enough*#*digs into closet trying to be quiet to get to my sewing box for a needle cos thats the Only thing i can think of that might work and#that i know definitely where it is* needle fits but fits....loosely-#*reexamines the beep machine* the pin. for some reason. is supposed to be inserted to LOCK the battery tray so it doesnt open#why you need to Lock a battery tray with a little stick on a device that is already going to be up on the ceiling or top of a wall idk#but in my soggy state i became jared 19 and could no longer read#anyway the reason i hadnt been able to just pull the tray out was because fool that i am i tried to just pull it..yknow....out? but#its a fuckin swivel out to the side thiing#AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT IT OPEN YALL. YALL. MOST RIDICULOUS SIZED FUCKING BATTERY THAT WE DO NOT HAVE. SO WE CANT REPLACE IT RN.#istg istG#THERES NO REASON THAT THESE THINGS CANT BE MORE UNIVERSALLY SIZED#BATTERIES WALL PLUGS PHONE AND LAPTOP CHARGERS AND PORTS#CONSISTENCY *ESPECIALLY* ESPECAILY ESPECIALLY FOR SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT AND CAN BE LIFE SAVING LIKE THIS#WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID DIFFERENCES FOR NO REASON oh good the devils lettuce has hit me praise be thank fuck#SMOKE DETECTOR<<<<thats what theyre called i rememebered ik it was smth different#anyways#just me#smoke detector#no muscle memory this ones not goin in queue jail for 2 months it is free
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