#Dan and Phil are Getting Divorced

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

btw this is how i picture dnp in the phoffice every time they name a gaming video THE most annoying clickbait imaginable simply to fuck with us:

[goldenpinof]

they are so gross

[foreverdjh]

obsessed with his sleeves tbh

[lesbiandanhowell]

you know what time it is

Sam reacts to: Dan and Phil are Getting Divorced

First of all the title had me GAGGED but also I love the way they clickbait without clickbaiting? They know thar we've learned not to take any of the titles too serious so it's just like an inside joke by now.

- I have played this before with a friend so I know the story and can judge if they are being stupid or good at it. UPDATE: They are incredible, like they are endlessly better than me and my friend were. Funfact: I played it with a friend after she broke up with her girlfriend and didn't have anyone to play it with anymore

- The different buttons on Xbox vs Switch IS A CRIME so true Phil.

- It looked like Phil wanted an answer after "we can do team work!" and just didn't get one, sad moment.

- The household chores banter is so domestic fuxk me j am crying (live reaction I will leave this unedited)

- "That is also sucking not blowing" OKAY THEN. Despite all the openings for innuendos this video has surprisingly little innuendos or even half dirty jokes? Very kid friendly language.

- I am sorry but Dan's lack of reaction at Phil calling himself husband has me raising an eyebrow, like Dan is not fazed because it happens all the time.

- They are working together so much better than I expected you can tell they have a inherent connection. This is obviously the type of game they are more used to playing and their shared brain from sharing a life for 14 years becomes so clear in the way they play together.

- How are they already codependent in a game they played about 20 minutes... (Phil saying he doesn't want to play alone).

- "Highfive me motherfucker!" That made me laugh out loud because it is SO Dan.

- "They could just go to therapy" - the friend who recommends everyone therapy after they went, we all have them.

- They have such a intrinsic way they work together? Like when they are confronted with a task where they have to work together, they don't even have to discuss who does what it just works out organically. That only comes from being together as long as they have and being such a perfect match.

- Phil knocking Dan's head >>>> love language for real

- "Which one?" Daniel Howell you are a homosexual I don't think Phil was asking if you'd smash the woman?!

- This is the most real Dan we have ever seen. Yes he will trick Phil into getting him killed but he also GENUINELY compliments Phil when doing well or winning a minigame, like that we don't get in their competitions.

- "Excellent work Lester" The last name use got me feeling some type of way not sure why.

- Dan: "I've been on grindr" Phil: "You literally made me die saying that"

- They are SUCH a good team, nothing shows this more than co-op games.

My biggest take away from this was just how much they praise and compliment each other? They are so polite and appreciative and say thank you and everything so many times in this video, probably more than in any other gaming video we have seen before. I think this is how they play video games together personally and I am glad we got to see this calm, less chaotic and to me more real version of them. I enjoy their competitiveness but this was a very wholesome insight into another side of them.

Can't wait for the next part because if they don't finish this game series I will commit crimes.

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dan and phil coded characters (1, 2, 3)

[pseudophan]

ugh i love how wilfully stupid dan and phil's relationship dynamic is sometimes. if any of my friends told me they don't possess basic life skills because their partner do those tasks so they don't need to i would lose my MIND

[manchestereyes]

so i've been watching old dnp content tonight and in phil's my american accent video i realized dan says "i think the most impressive accent so far has been my english narrator voice. hire me, i'd be really good 🥺" and it just HIT ME.

dan always wanted to be an actor, more than anything. but he forced himself to squash that dream when it was time to apply for uni, and he tried to do something practical instead. of course, he found out that law really really wasn't for him. so he dropped out. but maybe at some point when he realized he couldn't do law, it hit him that this youtube thing could be his second chance with acting. or phil helped him realize that. and he actually did it.

he's just returned home from his third world tour with his soulmate, who maybe didn't have the same acting dreams as dan but who has absolutely adored watching him shine anyway. dan belongs on the stage just as much as he belongs with phil. and i am so glad he's found his home.

[phivorce]

Has it always been "It Takes Two #1" ? or did they change it

[danswideslit]

me: it’s cute how ur a phillie and im a dannie

my husband: u may say i’m an… a[phil]iate

[red-enby]

tbh while i also thought that this was gonna be dab and evans wedding, i also thought that was gonna be a funeral in a new sims episode where dil dies 😭

honestly that could still be the first dnpgames video back 💀

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much better at bullying phannies than phantis could ever dream of being. like "you guys are so cringe and annoying go touch grass" yes. correct. absolutely. no argument from me. but dnp simply saying the word ‘ph*n’? devastating. 10000000000 psychic damage. i must vanish into the forest and never return.

[goldenpinof]

excuse me?

[staticair]

[dan and phil are getting divorced]

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lean (1, 2, 3)

[forever-plz]

dan and phil giving bad marriage advice

P: *reading out question* bad marriage advice please?

D: Communication is just like, really hard, so just like don't talk about how you feel, just get like really resentful over time. Engage in passive behaviors that, eventually, will evolve into your divorce.

P: There you go!

[viktorrotkiv]

Dan: it's not clickbait, it's a sadly necessary criticism on fan culture

Phil: uh huh yeah what he said

Phil in his mind: haha... name the video "dan and phil are getting a divorce"... haha so funny they'll all click