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I want Constantine to bitch slap amanda waller
So an unknown magical entity has been attacking and demolishing government labs and servers
There doesn't seem to be any connection between the attacks so the JL are confused
At first, they send in superman, but he can only get out that he works for the JL before the creature attacks him. He woke up 1 week later in Kansas, in civilian clothing and with a black eye
The worst part is he can't describe it in detail, the creature's form is constantly shifting and changing, one moment it was nothing more than a clump of limbs and organs the next it looked like a shadow brought to the 4D world, and the next it looks like a teenage boy, even his abilities can't get a proper read on it
So they keep sending JL members to try and deal with it while the creature just shows up, destroys the government building, and disappears
Eventually, they talk to Constantine about it and he comes to the conclusion that the entity for whatever reason sees the JL as its enemy when superman asked what it was john told them he's never seen something like this but its powerful, ancient and pissed off
so john (after promises of booze, repaid debts and a lot of favours) agrees to meet the creature and find out what it wants
What no one was expecting was for the creature to take Constantine with it when it disappeared
2 weeks later john shows up in a government meeting looking pissed
Before he can be questioned he struts up to amanda waller and slaps her out of her seat
:YOU PHYCO! BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING IDIOCY WE MIGHT HAVE A FUCKING WAR WITH THE INFINET REALMS!
After that, he steals her access card, teleports to the highest security facility and breaks something out
When the JL get there they see john profusely apologising
The creature was there in a much more...visible form holding a child...wearing clothing with experment numbers
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