#Delete later maybe lmao

[b0nebat]

Nobody:

Fem4fems tiktok: why do all the cute femmes get with these ugly manly ball busting bulldykes for!!!!

[emilianadarling]

*whispers, in a collapsed heap*

it's up

[sparkles-and-trash]

Do y’all remember during lockdown when everyone on mha tiktok was paying these voice acting people to record character x listener POV p0rn and sharing clips and everyone wanted to be called ‘Babybird’ and other weird af nicknames because like…

I do, and it still makes me wanna crawl out of my skin and die from how weird it was 🫥

[eyesofshan-if]

what are your favourite IFs and ROs?

oooh... juicy 🧃to be honest, i haven't had much time to read other ifs, so i don't know that many of them! but here are the few that i'm actively follow and obsess over (and look up to as literary masters because gosh)

infamous by /infamous-if. literally everyone and their mother knows this if and what can i say 🥲 i'm one of the many sheeple too. i'm so obsessed?? with the way amy writes messy relationships and people because i could never make them feel natural. like i try and it just reads like two toddlers squabbling in a parking lot. somehow she manages to make writing a fictional song in a fictional music competition fun. the ros feel like living breathing people. it's amazing to read and to learn from. but yeah august, seven and orion all have a vice grip on my heart

/merrycrisis-if and /collegetennisoriginstory!! i'm head over heels for three out of the four ros in the tennis game. allie's diction is so good and flows so well it intimidates me. like where is this vocabulary coming from. the words are so light?? and there's an upbeat feel to each sentence and the pace feels like skipping home after a long day ends. how is there humour that is actually funny in every sentence. why am i already in love with the ros even though i've only spent one scene with them. truly the slice of life god. she's making me want to go to university but i am already!! in university!! and disclaimer its nowhere near as fun 🥲!!!! i use her work as a writing study for my own 😭 g, rayyan and SAMMMMMM!!!!! gods i want to hold them in my hands and go 💋💋💋💋💋

other ifs i follow are ATOC (it got me into the if community and xelef? mwah mwah), golden rose, fallen hero (ortega my love), the exile and when twilight strikes. but it's been a while since i've read them so my memory might be a little rusty. still, they're all wonderful books and i check up on them from time to time :))

if you have any recommendations though, i'm all for suggestions!!

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

[atherix]

Me suddenly thinking about when Scar was playing online TCG and the rules were wrong so he went to the ai bot thing to tell them they were wrong and the bot basically said "nope, I'm right. Sources?" And he went "I'm on the server and I play the real TCG" and the bot went "OHH OH SO COOL. YOURE ON THE SERVER, I SEE. UH HUH. WOW" like so sarcastic and-

Imagine being the person who coded those responses seeing Scar's tweet.

[lmao-ooooooo]

does anybody ever think about how sickly and weak shen yuan must have been to have died of food poisoning? like, the number of things he wouldent have been able to to growing up with such a weak immunity system and how, now that hes in a new, stronger body, he can do so many things he didnt think hed ever be able to do how stressed and overprotective his family must have been over him overbearing ?

like imagine, hes being offered something that he usually cant eat, around the first few years as shen qingqiu and his immidaite response is to decline but then he remembers he can eat that now!

or like one day shen qingqiu catches a fever or sm and hes like "oh! a fever. did not miss this!!!" and drinks some tea and takes whatever xianxias version of painkillers is and proceeds not to tell anybody bc he forgot that him getting really sick is normal and to him. until hes talking to someone about something and he takes a cake (bc he forgot he should not be eating that) and he starts coughing really bad and everyones panicing and binghes about to kill someone bc he thinks someone poisoned his husband

(imagine shen qingqiu gets sick. not even that ill! a common cold and remembers white on white, blue clothing and pitying looks from people. not expecting to live past 20 years for how sickly he is and crying, and binghe just feeling so helpless because his husband is sitting there and suffering because of some trauma and he dosent know what to do)

[gloomy-prince]

Webtoon recently changed their canvas features to label the slice of life/comedy section as simply “LOL” for some reason, leading to this truly magnificent blunder

[aviad1b]

My tumblr feed back in August:

One very specific fandom

Occasional posts talking about how me and everyone I love are somehow genetically inheritally evil and therefore deserve to die through very specific methods, while denying our culture, language and everyday lives

Refusal of creators to address said posts

Me looking at my tumblr feed now:

Jumblr

Jumblr

ישראבלר

Guinea pigs (thanks @aguineapigcouldntdothis)

Even more Jumblr

LOTS of Anakin content (thanks @multifanderlovesanakin / @multifanderwrites)

Jumblr

עוד קצת ישראבלר כי למה לא

פאנפיק על אלי קופטר??

MORE JUMBLR!!!!!!!!

Me:

Me:

Me: Yeah. I made the right choice.

[squuote]

if I made a dumb little coffee shop au of my own and had stanley throw a drink at the narrator, would that be too much or am I allowed to go wild with it. serious questions here. so serious

[cupcakeshakesnake]

My drawing tablet might be dying

It's an Intuos 3, bought by my parents circa 2006 and used by me since 2016...

And I know I have a tendency to run electronics into the ground before getting a new one (my old phone and laptop were literally screaming KILL ME) but I'm still sad

I should probably be looking into a new one but MAN. :(

I think I got kinda attached to it? And it's always a rude awakening when you have to face the fact that electronics don't last forever.

[erinarigby]

doodle from april. it would probably be the other way around but i thought this was funny

[polyolefinprince]

Happy hump day

[robogart]

My friend and I are watching lots of cartoons we never got to watch as kids lately, and our current watch of the moment is Batman Beyond which is SO GOOD HOLY MOLY!! Can't even list all the things that are amazing with this show 👏💖💖💖

But it's one of those where it's like...I KNOW why they made the characters teens (because there was (still is) literally no market for adult animation that wasn't punch-down comedy garbage) so they had to find a place to air it SOMEWHERE but good lord, I'm still just spending the whole show just being like "they're in community college because that makes so much more sense than having them be 16???" Good lord 🙄 They keep showing "HIGH SCHOOL" on the school building like it's a reminder to the producers and execs that they're following Children's Show Guidelines and then the whole rest of the show is just...SO DARK AND GOOD??? *Also added note : NO ONE IS DRAWN LIKE A TEEN??? It really makes this show feel like it was pitched for adults but was told to tone it down for children but they liked the designs so keep them???? Make it make sense people lmao BETTER YET! Just make them college students?? Done!!!

All this to say I'm still always mad that there just isn't more adult cartoons?? I feel so spoiled now that Gargoyles actually had all adult characters god I didn't realize how novel it was until we were watching it!

Anyways, Batman Beyond is great, totally recommend it! Just wanted to yell about it here for a moment haha! ^ w ^ Making some Terry and Maxine fanart now because...they have slow burn literally just written ALL OVER THEM 😭😭😭😭 Nothing against Dana, I think she's cute (love her design), she's sweet, but she has no real character development (so far anyways) and meanwhile Maxine is like RIGHT THERE!! She and Terry just CHATTING AWAY while he's driving around doing crime patrol??? Study buddies?? Confidants???? Slow burn let's GO 👏���✨✨✨

[chimchiri]

I think I might have deleted the post about the interview but - I did get the job! :''') <3

[pinkcarabiner]

okay but the way that straight women talk about men FULLY had me convinced i was attracted to them...like i genuinely thought you were supposed to not be attracted to your boyfriend and that sex was supposed to suck and i feel like we don't talk about this enough?!?!