Dabi: “Nothing scares me.”
Twice & Toga: “Hm...”
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Twice & Toga, huddled around Toga’s phone.
Toga: “Hey, Dabi, come check out this funny video.”
Dabi, walking over and watching the video, a jump scare with a scary image and a scream pops up. Twice jumps and Dabi stands still— unimpressed.
Dabi: “You’re gonna have to try harder than that.”
Toga: “Dammit.”
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Toga, standing in the kitchen.
Toga: “Hey, Dabi? Could you help me out? I can’t reach the pot on the top shelf of the pantry!”
Dabi: “Yeah, whatever.”
Dabi, opening the pantry door, Twice jumping out and yelling.
Dabi, calmly reaching past Twice and grabbing the pot.
Dabi: “Hey, Twice.”
Dabi, closing the door.
Twice from inside the pantry: “Dammit.”
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Toga: “DABI! COME QUICK!”
Dabi, walking into the room and seeing Spinner lying dramatically on the ground.
Twice: “SPINNER’S DEAD!”
Dabi: “Hm. Most Geckos cap out around 15 years, so he was kind of past his prime.”
Spinner, opening one eye: “Fuck you, dude.”
Dabi: “You guys aren’t going to scare me.”
Twice & Toga: “Dammit.”
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Toga: “We’ve tried everything. I don’t know what else we can do.”
Twice: “We’re never going to scare Dabi… Anyway, I ordered a pizza. It should be here soon.”
Dabi, walking into the room.
There’s a knock at the door and a voice saying “Pizza!”
Dabi’s eyes widen and he drops to the floor for cover.
Twice & Toga, both remembering what happened the last time the League was delivered a pizza.
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WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME PRIEST ROMAN?
When Caesar arrived in pursuit on the third day, Theodotus showed him Pompey's head and ring, but Caesar was offended and wept.
-Liv. Per. 112.4
the title quotation is referring to the famous quote associated with the henry II-thomas becket conflict. the uhhhhh. the themes match, somewhat. feels the same, in some kind of way. anyway, fucking RIP to caesar and pompey. it's gotta be lonely, to start off as three, and then two, and even locked in conflict, there's a familiarity of being known that you're never going to have again. ah, what loss. what tragedy. etc etc etc.
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Thinking about "whim-prone" again, and feeling that experience of doing things that look from the outside like sudden changes (leaving "your comfortable life" with just a note) but actually it's been brewing for so long, deep in your head all the pieces slowly coming together into "oh right this is what I'm going to do" as all those little bits of discomfort finally look like something specific, all those hints of what might be turning into what you have to do, and it was there all along but the people you can't trust are never going to see it
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