Vlad and Little Goat stepped out of the portal. He's in hell again...
(And shouldn't we be with Jeb now? He was the second to step through the portal and not Vlad, the fourth in line...)
'I did not believe the information, just had to trust imagination
My heart going "Boom-boom-boom". "Son, " he said
"Grab your things, I've come to take you home" Hey, back home'
Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill
Before he even saw him, Vlad knew whom he would meet here...
Leander: "Wellcome to hell - again - my dearest Vlad."
Vlad: "What do you want?"
Leander: "Getting right to the point - I like that about you - among so many other things. But sadly it's not all about me this time. You are here to let something go to gain something and to rescue the horse. So what do you offer?"
Vlad: "Well let's see: I already sacrificed my life, my soul, my first love, the love of my life, my wealth, my heritage, my home... shall I go on? I sacrificed everything. What else could you probably want from me? I have nothing more to give. I'm leaving."
Leander: "I told you it's not about me. It's for you only.
Your gain - or your loss. You decide. Do you maybe wish for another guide? I could find someone else for you and go over to Ji Ho instead?"
Vlad: "You will not touch him again!"
And then suddenly a horse broke through one of the seven gates of hell!
Leander: "There. Now you stirred him up with your shouting..."
Eventually the horse calmed down and Vlad tried to lead it through the portal. But it refused, like Kiri. And Vlad couldn't leave either.
So he had to crawl back to Leander and beg. How humiliating!
Vlad sighs: "What do you want?"
Leander: "Well since you probably will never understand what this is all about and the portal is closing - give me your shirt."
Vlad: "Are you crazy?"
Leander: "Aww that means you'll stay? You are finally mine?
Forever? For ever ever?"
And this is how Vlad lost his shirt - again - and his pride...
Let's hope it was worth it.
Leander: "His name is Diablo - he's a Friesian."
Leander: "Well, that was fun! Hope to see you again soon!"
Diablo looks just as annoyed as Vlad feels ^^'
Vlad didn't even answer anymore and left.
'Hell's bells, miss-pells, knocks me on my knees
It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt, hang me on a tree
After I count down three rounds, in Hell I'll be in good company'
In Hell I'll Be In Good Company - The Dead South
(youtube suggested this song to me yesterday. And it fits so well! Amazing ö.ö. And it's surprisingly good - 373 million views! wow)
Back at the portal Little Goat made the deal with Diablo just as other Little Goat did with Kiri. His body would be the vessel through which Diablo could switch between the otherwold and the other world.
And so Vlad, Little Goat (and Diablo) left hell.
Vlad just hopes the others have nicer company...
From the Beginning ~ Underwater Love ~ Latest
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2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on
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Canon that Malthael was very clearly mentally unwell, as told to us by Imperius, and linked to that:
Headcanon that he didn't actually die/die permanently at the end of RoS, so that we could potentially help him instead of just condemning him for eternity!!!
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Hey, @bogleech , do you think you’ll ever take a look at the monsters from the Diablo series?
I saw these mutated fly zombies from Diablo IV and thought of your Mortasheen Arthropoids. These are the only monsters from a Diablo game that actually scared me.
I was going through this dungeon, thinking ‘huh, this place has a lot of zombies and a few swarms of flies, nothing too unusual though’, and then I hear a weird noise before one of those Skittering Abominations suddenly drops on me from above like a locust leaping at a stalk of grain.
My thought process was essentially boiled down to ‘Wait, what was that noi- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT OH GOD GET OFF ME’.
The Skittering Abominations look like they leapt right out of Resident Evil, and the Pestilent Hosts look like they’d be right at home in Silent Hill. I did NOT expect Diablo to go that hard with parasitic flies.
Check the alt text for the names of the monsters and an effort to describe just what was going on, since I took these mid-battle due to panic.
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My older brother sent us this, it’s the NJ to NYC bridge.
Talk about a scene from Diablo or Silent Hill
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Here we have the top 25* games of all time.
It is technically the top 29, because in my heart Spelunky is right there with Spelunky 2, Pillars of Eternity is with Pillars of Eternity II, Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry is with Wet Dreams Dry Twice, and Hotline Miami and Hotline Miami 2 are together.
Technically top 30, if you want to count XCOM: Enemy Within as a separate game to Enemy Unkown.
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